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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 400MB For A Small Task by hify9935(f): 3:44pm On Mar 11
Three more slots for the day.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 400MB For A Small Task by hify9935(f): 1:54pm On Mar 11
1 slot taken, 4 more people needed.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 400MB For A Small Task by hify9935(f): 12:28pm On Mar 11
In need of 5 people today to perform a simple task for 400mb.

Chat me on 0.7.0.3.6.1.9.1.5.6.8
Food / Re: See The Plate Of Food I Bought In UNICAL Today For N1200 by hify9935(f): 12:27pm On Jan 25
Now I know. She's truly delusional.
SSpeter:
why are you stressing yourself with a halfbaked and delusional individual with a short range of reasoning. You have made a solid point allow her wallow in her delusion.
Food / Re: See The Plate Of Food I Bought In UNICAL Today For N1200 by hify9935(f): 12:26pm On Jan 25
Someone already said you're delusional, so I'll let you bask in the euphoria of your disillusions! No further engagement. Enjoy your gardening and "cost saving"...lol
Kobojunkie:
Again, use commonsense. FARMERS who plant huge strips of land dey go market so why would you think that gardening or farming will stop you from needing to go to the market? This seems more like a comprehension problem from your end. lipsrsealed
Food / Re: See The Plate Of Food I Bought In UNICAL Today For N1200 by hify9935(f): 3:38pm On Jan 24
No, this isn't common sense from your part. You sounded as if he would start harvesting whatever he plants now, and stop going to the market. Abegy! How is gardening at your backyard even a thing? Planting pepper and what have you? Smh. The fact is, the major foodstuff we consume everyday cannot be planted in your small backyard like you're portraying.
Kobojunkie:
Even full time farmers go to the market so make you start by engaging your noggin abeg. The main point of farming/gardening some of what you eat is to cut down on cost. It's commonsense. lipsrsealed

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Food / Re: See The Plate Of Food I Bought In UNICAL Today For N1200 by hify9935(f): 3:34pm On Jan 24
I tire o grin
StarRida:
Na children full Nairaland I swear see one dey talk go open farm go open farm food wey you plant for nylon which kind food be that make I ask

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Food / Re: See The Plate Of Food I Bought In UNICAL Today For N1200 by hify9935(f): 3:32pm On Jan 24
Lol. This is funny! Do you think everyone has a "backyard" to plant? Even if, my dad and mom did this so-called gardening. Didn't stop us from going to the market to get foodstuff. If you can't farm on a large scale, there's no point in what you just said. How many plots are needed to plant the everyday foodstuff we consume on a daily basis? Try to be realistic please.
Kobojunkie:
Ye, you can plant those in bags or in your backyard or by the side of your house too. Notice how you keep trying to cook up excuses for why common sense should continue to evade you? undecided

Anyways, allow others the opportunity to receive the message. Waka pass me abeg! undecided

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Food / Re: What Do You Call It In Your Dialect? ( See Photo ) by hify9935(f): 3:24pm On Jan 24
Almond bawo? shocked
Nuelstar:
Almond

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Food / Re: See The Food Stuffs I Bought For N80,000 In Kano State by hify9935(f): 12:52pm On Jan 18
PinkNature:
Woah, bag of rice is now 49k.. it's very cheap.

Back then in 2013, a bag of rice was selling for as costly as 100k.
Lol. I see what you did there!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Remote Jobs 1.0 by hify9935(f): 10:47am On Jan 18
Rubyjade:
I have a financial planning and analysis role. Fully remote. 4-6 years experience. 500-700k net monthly. Preference is for prior big 4 alumni

Please I would appreciate your referrals.

Candidate should be in Nigeria.

They can send resumes to Doyin.adetona@skillhat.ca
Hi Rubyjade, I just referred someone. He'll contact you- he's very good.

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Family / Re: Do You Have This In Your Bathroom? by hify9935(f): 2:15pm On Jan 11
You mean your sisters and nieces were not wholesome human beings till they got married? Lol. You're a clown!
Conner44:


They are smelling like fish and meat while surrounded by their loving kids and being warm in their dirty husbands arms at nights grin

You are smelling like sweet cake in your room, cold and shivering alone at night while the sensations of konji wracks your inner thighs and loneliness tears away at your soul during the day cool

Abeg allow my sisters and nieces to smell like crayfish so far as there is a man and kids around them to make them feel like wholesome human beings in their lives. wink

Mention me when you create the thread let me finish you there properly
Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Undergoes Breast Surgery, Shares Result by hify9935(f): 1:50pm On Jan 11
There's nothing better about him! Some of you can't just comment without bashing the opposite gender. Everything about him is fake so rest!
Jewesgratitud3:
Ok.
At least he still looks better than some female with their masculine bodies trying so hard to be relevant on the food section with their okripoto food.

Family / Re: Nairaland Baby Is 5. Hurray!! Wish Me Well, dear Uncles And Aunties!! by hify9935(f): 1:28pm On Jan 11
If "kill-joy" was a person... smh
Lalami3232:
Happy birthday to the beautiful ones which are already born.
Wishing you God's divine guidance, mercies and protection in all ramification.

That been said, let me fulfill my mission on spreading the good news to all men.
And it says "Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted"
Family / Re: Nairaland Baby Is 5. Hurray!! Wish Me Well, dear Uncles And Aunties!! by hify9935(f): 1:26pm On Jan 11
Awwwwn... she's so cute! Happy birthday to her.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Lady "Wows" Interviewer With Her Perfect English Speaking Skills (Vid) by hify9935(f): 3:00pm On Jan 05
Finally! Being literate and educated are two different things. Some do not know the difference. A child who has never seen the four walls of a school is being educated in other aspects of life. Like you said, education is broad.
Angelfrost:


Define "Good education".

My uncles and grannies who stopped at Standard 6 of those days spoke and wrote better English.

A great grasp of or fluency in English doesn't qualify anyone to be called educated, as education has a far broader and reaching definition.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: JOBLESSNESS - Giving Up On Tech - Whats Your Take This 2024 by hify9935(f): 1:37pm On Jan 05
It's been a while since I read something tangible on here. You've said it all, and I've got nothing to say again.
samuelson06:


You've touched some real good stuff in this comment. Like you've said, children are only a blessing when they are well taken care of—not choking them up in a room and expecting miracle of success when they grow into adulthood.

There's a baby genius in Maths on TikTok. The child is just two and can't really talk but can do wonders when it comes to arithmetics (not simple ones). You keep wondering how he does it, you don't understand. The child gives you straight answers to multiplication problems that should take long steps to get the answers.

When commenters asked the mom how she did it, the young mom explained that she exposes the child to learning on YouTube. So, the child keeps absorbing and absorbing those materials until it got to a stage that his brain got configured to also solve those problems without further classroom learning.

What are we saying here? The parents were able to sacrifice a screen in the house, got internet connection, and made time to supervise the child to consistently feed on the content of whatever channel that was coming from. The sacrificed the time needed for the child at that time. Now, we can only imagine the genius that child will become in future. And that's going to make things very easy for the parents because the child is going to start making money earlier than his peers.

So, once you have prepared for the child and have everything in place, parenting becomes easy. You just get result without much struggles. How many parents make time or have the financial muscle to raise a child like that? But they don't see it that way. They don't even see anything wrong with their abysmal parenting situation. Their only joy is that they are married and God has "blessed" them with kid(s).

Then when it comes to contraceptives, I think the sensitization isn't enough, but then, who are you waiting for to sensitize you on what contraception method is best for you or how it can help your life? Sadly, there's so much knowledge gap there. Do you know that most married men don't even have regard for contraception? I had a neighbor who's now in his village because of self-induced hardship. Then I used to bring condoms to the compound and I'll call him to come get some like guys do, but nigga will be behaving as though I'm introducing him to some sort of sin. So, I stopped and used my weapons alone.

Years later, he's burdened his life with two kids in a bedroom flat. His wife was doing nothing while he was a Bolter. Long story short, they had to relocate to the village because of hardship—they couldn't afford the rent again. But what brought the hardship? Unplanned marriage and pregnancy! Once women enter marriage, they want to have a baby. They hardly care whether you use condom or you don't, afterall, everyone enjoys skin-to-skin. So, you got a child when you were not doing anything serious and as if that wasn't enough, you impregnated the woman again while she was breastfeeding the baby and that forced her to wean the child at hand.

The man rejected contraception because he thought married men don't need it and the woman wasn't responsible enough to insist on protection or no sex. So, it's a whole lot of issues that require reorientation of our people. They won't just listen to you and when the chips are down, they want to push some of their responsibilities to you else they see you as not wanting to help them. Meanwhile, both of you hard same opportunities and even from similar backgrounds but you were able to delay some gratifications to fix yours.

Sometimes, they may even feel you are doing fraud without knowing that there's nothing that can bring a man down so quick like him rushing into marriage and beginning to make babies he can't raise. That thing is one way ticket to poverty and when their eyes become clear, they regret everything. Then the children have probably become street children and no longer respect them, because the children now see them as useless or near-useless parents.

Again, where's the glory? Where's the joy?
Business / Re: Traders Count Losses As Police Demolish Computer Village POWA Complex by hify9935(f): 8:30am On Jan 02
OloYeOfEgbE:
Good...

Demolish them all. Let them go and build it in their villages. People go to China to buy goods, they will also come to you to buy regardless of the location.

Good one
You no get sense!

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Crime / Re: Family Mourns Nigerian Lady, Taiwo Owoeye Strangled To Death In UK by hify9935(f): 11:03am On Dec 07, 2023
ZACHIE:
Hard o.
It is hard to dabble into matters with half information. We all don't know the details. So, I will not be quick to rain hailstones on the husband.

But, if the woman being a nurse is anything to consider, if her being in the UK before her husband joining her is another thing to consider and if the husband being an Ondo man is yet another angle to the story, one thing is sure: the woman must have been flexing power and authority to the man with a few extramarital affairs in the bag.
You see these UK nurses like to put it in your face soon as they assume control.
Maybe, maybe not .
Who knows.
Sha, the man's life is effectively over. The kids are in for a trying time.
It is a winless situation. Anger solves nothing.
Typical! double standard- exactly what I said in my previous post. Flexing power and authority? You all sha find ways to blame the woman.

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Crime / Re: Lady Found Dead In Lagos Hotel, Boyfriend Disappears by hify9935(f): 10:22am On Dec 07, 2023
Watch the fo*lish men coming here to blame the lady. A man that killed his fellow human being is the saint. You all keep basking in the euphoria of your own stupid*ty. Men also get paid by women that want to get laid. Yes, you might say the percentage is lower to that of women that do the same, but it doesn't mean men don't do it AT ALL. On this same social media, I see comments of young men who are seeking sugar mummies. I rarely judge people, but I do hope when the tables are turned, and these women start killing their victims, you all blaming the ladies would keep this same energy. A murderer is a murderer, no matter the situation. No one deserves that whether a man or woman!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I'm Never Going Ask To Teach People Tech Skill For Free Anymore. by hify9935(f): 10:17am On Dec 07, 2023
Starhearts:


I don't blame u...
I blame ur m*ther dat want it raw..??
Wasted sperm
Go nd ask ur m*ther who is ur biological father 👨
hahaha, this one no enter. Abeg face front. You're just a pig.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I'm Never Going Ask To Teach People Tech Skill For Free Anymore. by hify9935(f): 3:20pm On Dec 06, 2023
Starhearts:


Omo ale jatijati..
By dere fruits 😋 we shall knw dem....

Awon iya e ko e, sugbin iwo ni gba eko gidi
E pain am, lol. You that they taught, how did it show in your life? Thinking every woman is a s*x object like the ones in your family.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I'm Never Going Ask To Teach People Tech Skill For Free Anymore. by hify9935(f): 1:20pm On Dec 06, 2023
Starhearts:


When foolishness finds residence in a woman...
She will not know when dances naked to the market...
I pity your captivity because it is too strong to let you go...
Product of wasted sperm
Alasewo omo
shut up oga. It's getting boring already. Na me be alasewo or you? Ode, alainironu ara Galatia. If you had a little bit of decency, you wouldn't be asking a lady if she would pay back with her body. Who does that? Is that how the women in your family pay back the men that show them kindness? Oh, that's what you ask every woman you help to give you abi- that's if you even have anything to offer. Afofun gbemu omo irankran oshi. When I saw your thread on gambling, I already know you're the product of wasted sperm with no future. Now run along!
Business / Re: How i replied my ex when she saw my business post on whatsapp by hify9935(f): 12:26pm On Dec 06, 2023
Can you imagine? Some people sef. When you give them a taste of their own medicine, they tell the whole world you gave them poison. Good riddance!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I'm Never Going Ask To Teach People Tech Skill For Free Anymore. by hify9935(f): 12:01pm On Dec 06, 2023
Starhearts:


I'm sure God intentionally created some slow imbeciles such as you among other men just to show how great he is.

He's capable of creating thinking men and some with empty skulls filled with nothing but sand.

Buy or borrow some sense so that your level of imbecility will not radiate as much.

Empty barrel
Lol. What was I thinking when I was engaging a gambler? Abeg face your gambling business and leave innocent girls alone. They're not the cause of your misfortune. By their disrespectful words, you shall know their background. Idi*t!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I'm Never Going Ask To Teach People Tech Skill For Free Anymore. by hify9935(f): 8:26pm On Dec 05, 2023
Starhearts:


On the seventh day HE rested If God knew dat one of His disciples will be diz useless..

He would created anoda creature

When nonentities like you speak they are easily identified
Coming from the chairperson of nonentities. You’re such a joker! And learn the proper use of punctuations. Had a headache reading that. Thank you.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I'm Never Going Ask To Teach People Tech Skill For Free Anymore. by hify9935(f): 9:38am On Dec 05, 2023
Starhearts:


U wan go give am free kpekus
how could someone be this fo*lish?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 400MB For A Small Task by hify9935(f): 10:29am On Nov 28, 2023
Busayy23:
07038269774
check your WhatsApp
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 400MB For A Small Task by hify9935(f): 10:26am On Nov 28, 2023
FaceTanke:



Ok
im sorry! Lost where I wrote down your number at work before you edited it. I’ve reached out to others but you. You can resend now so I contact you asap.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 400MB For A Small Task by hify9935(f): 10:25am On Nov 28, 2023
5 people needed again this morning
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 400MB For A Small Task by hify9935(f): 10:24am On Nov 28, 2023
PrinceofAgoAre:
07044666746

Already sent an email though
sent a message to your WhatsApp since last night
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 400MB For A Small Task by hify9935(f): 10:23am On Nov 28, 2023
Sodiq1999:
09064721790
your contact isn’t on WhatsApp

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