bolseas:

Lol.. It is one of my favorites

I'm not alone. Lol.

bolseas:
Ekuru with Chilli Pepper Sauce (Ponmo and smoked panla added)


Sunday Chow

Oh boy! See temptation o.

missjo:
People who do not let their anger out are dangerous ONLY to themselves in the long run.

I concur.

GrabHisBalls:
I think there are two set of personalities you lumped into one here.

1. There are those who are quiet and when offended don't react in the conventional manner expected of angry people and don't nurse evil in their heart towards their offenders. They just avoid you. That's their own way of handling misunderstandings.

2. There are those quiet and deadly ones that the second you offend, they're plotting the best revenge to get back at you. The former can't hurt a fly, the latter could kill.

The assumption that all quiet people are wicked is erroneous. Evil is personal. I've checked on 'the temperaments' before and though, dominant traits were outlined, didn't see where it's said 'evil' is dominant in a particular personality.

Wow!

Funmmyastic:
People that don't show that they are angry but keep on nursing ill feelings towards another individual inside are dangerous because you will not know that you have offended them and one will not be able make amends and correct one's mistake and better still;say sorry.

My sister, I've learnt to run from such people. I fear who no fear them.

corpershun:


For a man you talk to much.

Do well to grant her, her wishes...you will be the one to lose in the long run. Many ladies nowadays especially slay queens want to be like Tiwa and Tonto. You think she cares about you, her friends will even give her a surprise divorce shower.

So many people have given you advice on how to tame her and bring her back to her senses but you keep talking about putting her away.

How sure are you that the next wife won’t be worse cos I know you will still make same mistake. Go take a look at majority that divorce, their second marriages also crash.

I think you are the one suffering from midlife crises...Be a Man, talk less and Act More.

At the age you married you had explored and seen it all but she married really young and maybe has the mindset that once she’s done with childbirth she will go back to slaying.

It’s your duty as the BrideGroom to groom your Bride into a Wife. But you failed! You left her as a Bride.

Grow some balls, you are 43!!!

God bless you.

fergieboy:
Bro make we exchange wife o
Chai.. My wife don turn old woman na so so wrapper from morning till night
Not sexy atall

lol,irony of life.

Edyice:



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If you watch it too

You have to come over so we could practice together this weekend [color=#006600]

tooth4tooth:
These are some hilarious tips to make your wife happy and avoid quarrels in the house. No too much stories. Enjoy

1. Always leave money in your pocket for her to take ;not steal oh. The higher the denomination the higher the respect. If you leave N10, you get N10 respect. But for the highest of highest respect, leave hard currency. This is necessary. When she wakes up in the morning, you 'll see how happy she's because she has succeeded

2. Never ever argue with her on the price of anything. If she tells you a bag of rice is 30k, don't argue. Just give her the money. No need calling mama Sidi to ask how much it actually is. It brings about "see finish" (Se o tan e!). If she tells you no milk give her the money, don't go checking the cupboard to ensure it's actually finished.

3. Always admire and praise her. Even if she looks like monkey licking lime, tell her she's the most beautiful woman you 've ever seen. Praise her k-leg, flat nose, olipi etc.

4. Give her money even if she's working. Women love men's money. I don't know why . Give her without her asking you. It increases respect. Give her money to perm her hair, to buy chewing gum or to buy N100 recharge card.

5. Always bring paper bag home for her. Even if it's groundnut that's inside. Don't ever return home without anything for madam. Am so used to it that i bought home worm medicine once.

6. Treat her like a queen. Pet her like an egg. Listen to her. Don't shout her down for any reason. Even if she's not making sense, laugh holding your head and belle.

7. For the other room biz, it shouldn't be all about you. Don't come home and say "mama John go wait me for room" or you come home smiling and tell her "conji de do me" without asking how she is.

8. Go out with her whether you 've a car or not. I know a lady the only time she entered her hubs car was when she was in labour! It's not good, brother.

9. Don't steal her money but she can take yours . Wives don't steal but take. Any man that 'thiefs' his wife money loses respect without applying for it.

10. Always be impressed with her food. Even if the egusi is just water and leaves on one side while melon is on the other, lick your hands. Afterall if you had wanted a good cook, you for marry caterer.

11. When you come home in the evening always have your bath especially before the other room biz. This is very important if you are a truck pusher or a breaker of logs. No woman wants to lick your sweat.

12. Never ever press toothpaste from the middle. Press from the bottom. Also don't wear sandy shoes into the house or use your shoe to climb the bed. It brings about "see finish."

13. When she travels for only one week with the children, don't use all the plates, pots, cups and spoons in the house and pile them up for her to come wash. She's not your housegirl oh. Try and wash them brother. Don't also soak your clothes for her to come wash. She's not a washing machine.

14. Don't come home at 1am and expect her to come open the gate for you. She's not your GM. If you know you are a bat get a GM to be opening gate for you.

15. Summer holiday is coming take her on a vacation. Don't be too selfish. Take her to the beach even if it's Osun Osogbo river .
THE END

lol...number 12 though. The toothpaste ish got a couple divorced. As trivial as it may sound.

theButterfly:
Fixed that for you.

hahahahaha....

bomasek:
What's her gram handle so I can either confirm or allay your fear(s)

Chimoooo...

gaetano:


https://www.vibe.com/amp/2019/09/texas-man-forges-paperwork-divorces-wife?__twitter_impression=true

lol. Gimme the man's contact, I need to learn from him!

Do you intend to marry her? If Yes, the things to watch out for are:

Can she cook nutritious meals, not delicious, but healthy nutritious meals.

Can she maintain a very very clean environment, keeping home clean is a priority as well as fixing great organic meals? These will keep you and your family alive longer.

Do not marry a lady that drinks a lot or smokes weed. Not because they are bad, but a weed smoking girl can Bleep outside easily.

Beyond love is respect, if she respects you a lot and can keep your secrets, love is not important, sex is. Love will always wander on the direction of quiet desperation. No man or woman believe they have bleeped enough, they will always sneak out at least once in the life of their marriage. Expect the worse, but work hard to maintain the best.

I don't think these alone guarantee a good marriage.

Will you pay attention and stop this victim mentality. It is either you will take advise, since you brought this matter to the court of public opinion, or you will narrate your experience, believe your wife is the worst woman and conclude that you are leaving a marriage. You are sounding emotional and your feedback system has totally clouded your judgment.

Pay attention:
Being a husband is a full-time job. Just like any job, it comes with serious responsibilities and repercussions if you fail to understand how the game is played.

1. It is your responsibility to get the money, pay the rent, pay kids school fees. You are the chief medical officer of your home, so everyone's health including your wife's and kids', are under your care.

2. You are the chief security officer of your home, you must check that all doors are locked at night and ensure the safety of everyone in the family.

3. You are the chief romance officer, you must master how to play women with sweet words, give her massage every evening, and make sweet love to her during the massage sessions, and I mean this. Get a massage table, it goes for about 180K to 300K for a good one. If you cant afford that, then buy massage mat. Prepare the oil and get some candles.

4. You must join her in the kitchen, even if there is a maid to do the chores and help her out, you must learn this. Wash those plates sometimes.

5. You must lie down with that woman on bed after sex, hold her face, and tell her truths and lies of how you love her. Then if you have nothing more to do, do some gossiping with her. Stroke her nicely and tell her how hard you are working to ensure your family is financial stable for the next 100 years.

6. You must stop thinking like your ancestors. Define your own path and ignore customary and traditional ways of running your home. Times have changed. Why wont you fetch water and wash your own hand. Seems she is the one doing all the kitchen work and you are the African man waiting to be served. It is not mandatory, besides do you know if her mother used to serve her father that way? It might be she got a different kind of training.

7. Do not ever think you have done enough, cos you havent done jack. If you feel that your wife is cheating, then rent a place somewhere else and move towards a different location. It does not matter if you own the house you are living now. Go and rent someplace nice for a year and move there and change your children's school so as to forget the shame and embarrassment your quarrel may have caused. If it is your house, you can return back after a year.

8. Always remember that most women are like babies. You must master how to lie to them if you know that truth will hurt. Learn all those skills from yahoo boys how they control white women and use it for your marriage. If you do it right, your wife might be giving you pocket money sometimes and you all will fall in love again.

Do you think your wife is bad? You have no idea. No one will tell you what is going on in their homes.

Master how to manipulate women, and you will control them like a intimacy gadget.

hmmmmmmmn

lol... I'm speechless. It's such a shame o.

[quote author=Petfadblog1 post=82429830][/quote]Oh boy!!!

imitateMe:
So men watch porn? I used to think only women watch porn.

Tah! Iffa hear... lol.

Tonysmith4sure:

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Hehehehe.......at that time, i was actually looking for the reason why your colleague got fired but i came to see a blank post. That got me.

hahahaha. Not my colleague though. The subject is in quote.

Samfloxin:
There is a situation one will pass through in life , you will not blame these guys that took their lives that much. There is a very thin line between life and death. The difference between you and them is that your will power is a little bit more than theirs . Pls always share your problem with loved ones whether they will find solutions or not. Pouring out your heart,relieves you of the over load that would have led suicide. Please when someone posts something about taking their lives. please locate the person wherever he or she is. You may that SAVIOUR. Samfloxin says so....

I can relate to this. Immediately you find your voice to speak out about what you're passing through,you're a step forward to being depression free in most cases.

Tonysmith4sure:

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Yeah yeah honeybunch. I did.

Couldn't upload the pictures,reason it was modified. Now tell me why you're also dumbfounded,lol

Tonysmith4sure:

[color=#990000][/color] Me too

lol,you actually saw that?

I'm dumbfounded!

elektra:
Look at what I am looking for in my life, someone is rejecting.

I go just relax, enjoy free delicious food.

My mom and mother-in-law will work for me oh. I want them to cook us food, watch the kids, e.t.c. They are always happy to help.

I plan to have child-free summer holidays as long as our parents are able to watch the kids. Ship them off to grand-parents and enjoy my life.

elektra:
Look at what I am looking for in my life, someone is rejecting.

I go just relax, enjoy free delicious food.

My mom and mother-in-law will work for me oh. I want them to cook us food, watch the kids, e.t.c. They are always happy to help.

I plan to have child-free summer holidays as long as our parents are able to watch the kids. Ship them off to grand-parents and enjoy my life.

lol, that's the spirit o my sister.

elipheleh:
Op your situation is a lesson to other men.
Men should never marry old women.
That your woman is really a bad person, very vengeful and manipulative.
I am sure she has said worst things to you or any of her past boyfriends before ad even friends. Was she crucified for it? No.
An unforgiven person is worst than a witch. OP I pity you for falling victim to such vindictive person.

They are evening newspaper for a reason: their behaviours were bad and untolerable all their life , icluding their youth days.

I am sure God was warning you in your heart then about not marrying her, you think it was just a double mind. You ignored God notching you to desist from her then because you felt desperate to inherit abi acquire something with marriage certificate.

Now see your situation.

Tell that you wife to grow up and stop being a manipulative child. If she insists, leave her and marry whoever you wants.

Nonsense, weak men everywhere. None had wisdom at all.
How can a supposedly adult be under broad day manipulation like this. Who no get hot temper on their own? Who no dey sensitive for this world?

Every day women think of ways of subjugation and manipulating their neighbour and partner. Their thoughts are evil continually. Don't listen to any female or unwise man here. Their advice will at the end make you feel more guilty and vulnerable to continue in that downward manipulated state.

Women will always support and conspire with any woman (albeit unconsciuosly) to cage men.

The only woman that can help and support you during manipulation is a man's mum. Ask only your mum for all your relationship advices .

lol. We know your type o... mummy's boy. What business will your type have in marriage or giving "marital counsel?" You're the type that will tell your mom the time you made love to your woman. You can't tell a married man to seek relationship advice from his mom. Have you ever thought about why the Bible said the man (not woman) will leave his mother and father and cleave to his wife? Okay, I wouldnt want to conclude you're a believer. You may have moved out from your childhood home, but have you really left your parents behind? Means he must forsake dependence upon his parents, he is in charge of his home. He should make his marriage work without depending on his parents. Saying a 31-year old is an evening newspaper, lol. You better go and sit somewhere and stop sounding bitter. At least you're being real sef, a large percentage of men giving advice here are as guilty as OP or even worse.Men like OP,like someone said settled for the available, no love whatsoever. If he felt she wasn't good enough, why marry her in the first place? He feels there are better ladies out there that are out of his reach. Let's be objective here. I admire the fact that he's remorseful though, and I don't like the fact that the wife is unforgiving. At least, a remorseful husband deserves a forgiving wife...but he who has a head has no cap and vice versa.

ngwababe:
Believe you me, if she forgives you, you go still find another thing to tell her. Sometimes, I wonder where the boldness to talk down on others right at their presence comes from. Bros, deal with whatever you brought upon yourself.

The thing tire me o.

Richy4:
That was cold blooded bro.. A technical knock out jizzzz!!!..

This kinda situation deserves 'hail Mary'

Bro this is from me to you.. There are people in this world that got acid mouths. Oh!! When they open it a little, it can divide the red sea.. and u are one of them unfortunately

Killing someone does not necessarily mean using gun or knife.. U have destroyed her self confidence man.. Try and keep your tongue in check in future man..

As for the present situation, maybe you have done enough begging and pleading. Time for action.. U have done your courtship and u know what she likes.. start with that.. she might act like she doesn't want it but keep on doing it still..also give her a little time and space to breathe and think ... She will come around.

In my opinion, taking this case to a third party will further humiliate her the more because that person will like to know what you were fighting about and what you said that made her so upset .. and u can't trust the person not to say it to another person... That will give them a weapon on what to hold against her should there be any misunderstanding between herself and whoever it was that you told..

On a lighter note bro I will suggest that you buy chewing stick in future and keep at home.. if she does or says something that upsets U, and u can't leave the house at that point, and u know that if u opened your mouth, it will shut the whole thing down, just pick up one of the chewing stick and start chewing.. That will keep you mouth in check

Hahahaha @chewing stick. He needs it true true. At least he's still mature to admit his wrongs. Some men will humiliate you, destroy your self confidence and still get angry you don't want them to continue doing so. Lol. Marriage nowadays is scary.

pocohantas:
If my husband tells me such, no matter how long it takes...I must get my pound of flesh.

But then, I am not your wife
Except I suffer amnesia sha. Total one o



By the way, thought it is only women that have bad mouth in marriage? So, una sef dey talk nonsense like this?

Hahahaha, men own worse o. Some of them can talk nonsense! This one is even fair compared to others.