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NwaAmaikpe:




Which lady born of a woman who has tasted preek and even sexchatted will not want to gobble up preek after not eating it for 1year?

Are you just naive or did your mom accidentally drop you on your head as a baby?

Someone that used to tell you she's horrny no more feels horrny, a lady that used to initiate sexchats isn't keen anymore.

Someone that would yearn for you is warning you forehand that she may not want your VitaminD if you come?

She's full all of a sudden and you think she's full of the holy spirit.

That woman has been getting the best sex in the world...either from a man or even from a woman and that is even easier.
But I blame you for keeping her for so long without sex forgetting that water must find it's level.

If she doesn't want sex from you anymore it could be out of love. I think she's contracted a killer disease and doesn't want you to catch it or the rather obvious fact that she's found love elsewhere.

Thank me later.

baby124:
Intelligence is inherited. I mean high IQ, so is character traits. So be careful what kind of character you marry. If the person is a thief and greedy. It will take a strong will for the child not to follow the same useless route. Though environment and parent nurturing also plays its own role, where character is concerned.

Rapmoney:
Prostitution is an act. It is not a natural character or trait!

DissTroy:
Your husband probably has a low libido, doesn't find you attractive or gets it outside. One a week is too poor! At least every alternate day. One in a month? I'd rather not imagine it.

AryaSand:
I like your friend abeg. #WifeNotSlave. *In my mother's voice* "You cook with your hands and head not your genitals, therefore if a woman can do it, a man can also."
As a child, whenever my mom was away visiting both grand-parents, It was dad to the rescue. He would cook, Bathe me, Wash clothes and Clean the house.

I think this new generation of men are getting it right sha. I know someone whose chore is to do the Dishes, Laundry, Make breakfast for the kids, Pound yam (lmao) drop off and pick his two boys up from school. The wife (who claims she's living in a Boys Hostel) is the only female in the house as he is raising the kids to be Respectful and Useful around the house by getting things done before Mommy asks.

bolseas:
Lol.. It is one of my favorites

bolseas:
Ekuru with Chilli Pepper Sauce (Ponmo and smoked panla added)


Sunday Chow

missjo:
People who do not let their anger out are dangerous ONLY to themselves in the long run.

GrabHisBalls:
I think there are two set of personalities you lumped into one here.

1. There are those who are quiet and when offended don't react in the conventional manner expected of angry people and don't nurse evil in their heart towards their offenders. They just avoid you. That's their own way of handling misunderstandings.

2. There are those quiet and deadly ones that the second you offend, they're plotting the best revenge to get back at you. The former can't hurt a fly, the latter could kill.

The assumption that all quiet people are wicked is erroneous. Evil is personal. I've checked on 'the temperaments' before and though, dominant traits were outlined, didn't see where it's said 'evil' is dominant in a particular personality.

Funmmyastic:
People that don't show that they are angry but keep on nursing ill feelings towards another individual inside are dangerous because you will not know that you have offended them and one will not be able make amends and correct one's mistake and better still;say sorry.

corpershun:
For a man you talk to much.

Do well to grant her, her wishes...you will be the one to lose in the long run. Many ladies nowadays especially slay queens want to be like Tiwa and Tonto. You think she cares about you, her friends will even give her a surprise divorce shower.

So many people have given you advice on how to tame her and bring her back to her senses but you keep talking about putting her away.

How sure are you that the next wife won’t be worse cos I know you will still make same mistake. Go take a look at majority that divorce, their second marriages also crash.

I think you are the one suffering from midlife crises...Be a Man, talk less and Act More.

At the age you married you had explored and seen it all but she married really young and maybe has the mindset that once she’s done with childbirth she will go back to slaying.

It’s your duty as the BrideGroom to groom your Bride into a Wife. But you failed! You left her as a Bride.

Grow some balls, you are 43!!!

fergieboy:
Bro make we exchange wife o
Chai.. My wife don turn old woman na so so wrapper from morning till night
Not sexy atall

Edyice:
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If you watch it too

You have to come over so we could practice together this weekend [color=#006600]

tooth4tooth:
These are some hilarious tips to make your wife happy and avoid quarrels in the house. No too much stories. Enjoy

1. Always leave money in your pocket for her to take ;not steal oh. The higher the denomination the higher the respect. If you leave N10, you get N10 respect. But for the highest of highest respect, leave hard currency. This is necessary. When she wakes up in the morning, you 'll see how happy she's because she has succeeded

2. Never ever argue with her on the price of anything. If she tells you a bag of rice is 30k, don't argue. Just give her the money. No need calling mama Sidi to ask how much it actually is. It brings about "see finish" (Se o tan e!). If she tells you no milk give her the money, don't go checking the cupboard to ensure it's actually finished.

3. Always admire and praise her. Even if she looks like monkey licking lime, tell her she's the most beautiful woman you 've ever seen. Praise her k-leg, flat nose, olipi etc.

4. Give her money even if she's working. Women love men's money. I don't know why . Give her without her asking you. It increases respect. Give her money to perm her hair, to buy chewing gum or to buy N100 recharge card.

5. Always bring paper bag home for her. Even if it's groundnut that's inside. Don't ever return home without anything for madam. Am so used to it that i bought home worm medicine once.

6. Treat her like a queen. Pet her like an egg. Listen to her. Don't shout her down for any reason. Even if she's not making sense, laugh holding your head and belle.

7. For the other room biz, it shouldn't be all about you. Don't come home and say "mama John go wait me for room" or you come home smiling and tell her "conji de do me" without asking how she is.

8. Go out with her whether you 've a car or not. I know a lady the only time she entered her hubs car was when she was in labour! It's not good, brother.

9. Don't steal her money but she can take yours . Wives don't steal but take. Any man that 'thiefs' his wife money loses respect without applying for it.

10. Always be impressed with her food. Even if the egusi is just water and leaves on one side while melon is on the other, lick your hands. Afterall if you had wanted a good cook, you for marry caterer.

11. When you come home in the evening always have your bath especially before the other room biz. This is very important if you are a truck pusher or a breaker of logs. No woman wants to lick your sweat.

12. Never ever press toothpaste from the middle. Press from the bottom. Also don't wear sandy shoes into the house or use your shoe to climb the bed. It brings about "see finish."

13. When she travels for only one week with the children, don't use all the plates, pots, cups and spoons in the house and pile them up for her to come wash. She's not your housegirl oh. Try and wash them brother. Don't also soak your clothes for her to come wash. She's not a washing machine.

14. Don't come home at 1am and expect her to come open the gate for you. She's not your GM. If you know you are a bat get a GM to be opening gate for you.

15. Summer holiday is coming take her on a vacation. Don't be too selfish. Take her to the beach even if it's Osun Osogbo river .
THE END

theButterfly:
Fixed that for you.

bomasek:
What's her gram handle so I can either confirm or allay your fear(s)

gaetano:
https://www.vibe.com/amp/2019/09/texas-man-forges-paperwork-divorces-wife?__twitter_impression=true

Do you intend to marry her? If Yes, the things to watch out for are:

Can she cook nutritious meals, not delicious, but healthy nutritious meals.

Can she maintain a very very clean environment, keeping home clean is a priority as well as fixing great organic meals? These will keep you and your family alive longer.

Do not marry a lady that drinks a lot or smokes weed. Not because they are bad, but a weed smoking girl can Bleep outside easily.

Beyond love is respect, if she respects you a lot and can keep your secrets, love is not important, sex is. Love will always wander on the direction of quiet desperation. No man or woman believe they have bleeped enough, they will always sneak out at least once in the life of their marriage. Expect the worse, but work hard to maintain the best.

Will you pay attention and stop this victim mentality. It is either you will take advise, since you brought this matter to the court of public opinion, or you will narrate your experience, believe your wife is the worst woman and conclude that you are leaving a marriage. You are sounding emotional and your feedback system has totally clouded your judgment.

Pay attention:
Being a husband is a full-time job. Just like any job, it comes with serious responsibilities and repercussions if you fail to understand how the game is played.

1. It is your responsibility to get the money, pay the rent, pay kids school fees. You are the chief medical officer of your home, so everyone's health including your wife's and kids', are under your care.

2. You are the chief security officer of your home, you must check that all doors are locked at night and ensure the safety of everyone in the family.

3. You are the chief romance officer, you must master how to play women with sweet words, give her massage every evening, and make sweet love to her during the massage sessions, and I mean this. Get a massage table, it goes for about 180K to 300K for a good one. If you cant afford that, then buy massage mat. Prepare the oil and get some candles.

4. You must join her in the kitchen, even if there is a maid to do the chores and help her out, you must learn this. Wash those plates sometimes.

5. You must lie down with that woman on bed after sex, hold her face, and tell her truths and lies of how you love her. Then if you have nothing more to do, do some gossiping with her. Stroke her nicely and tell her how hard you are working to ensure your family is financial stable for the next 100 years.

6. You must stop thinking like your ancestors. Define your own path and ignore customary and traditional ways of running your home. Times have changed. Why wont you fetch water and wash your own hand. Seems she is the one doing all the kitchen work and you are the African man waiting to be served. It is not mandatory, besides do you know if her mother used to serve her father that way? It might be she got a different kind of training.

7. Do not ever think you have done enough, cos you havent done jack. If you feel that your wife is cheating, then rent a place somewhere else and move towards a different location. It does not matter if you own the house you are living now. Go and rent someplace nice for a year and move there and change your children's school so as to forget the shame and embarrassment your quarrel may have caused. If it is your house, you can return back after a year.

8. Always remember that most women are like babies. You must master how to lie to them if you know that truth will hurt. Learn all those skills from yahoo boys how they control white women and use it for your marriage. If you do it right, your wife might be giving you pocket money sometimes and you all will fall in love again.

Do you think your wife is bad? You have no idea. No one will tell you what is going on in their homes.

Master how to manipulate women, and you will control them like a intimacy gadget.

imitateMe:
So men watch porn? I used to think only women watch porn.

Tonysmith4sure:
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Hehehehe.......at that time, i was actually looking for the reason why your colleague got fired but i came to see a blank post. That got me.

Samfloxin:
There is a situation one will pass through in life , you will not blame these guys that took their lives that much. There is a very thin line between life and death. The difference between you and them is that your will power is a little bit more than theirs . Pls always share your problem with loved ones whether they will find solutions or not. Pouring out your heart,relieves you of the over load that would have led suicide. Please when someone posts something about taking their lives. please locate the person wherever he or she is. You may that SAVIOUR. Samfloxin says so....

Tonysmith4sure:
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Yeah yeah honeybunch. I did.

Tonysmith4sure:
[color=#990000][/color] Me too