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Sports › Re: The Best And Worst Of Nigerian Footballers Abroad by HITsquad:
Legend has it that Osimeh was still caught up in family drama that he failed to make this list.
Sports › Re: Man United Considering Cracking Down On Cristiano Ronaldo Over His Attitude by HITsquad: 1:20am On Aug 15, 2022
inoki247:
Dem dey du dem person life no progress and u expect him to be happy nd not b misbehaving...
Ronaldo is a good player... But not humble and not a good person. Forget his blood donating drama and charity.. All na show off.

When you are not good, it shows all over you, Especially when you are not happy.
Politics › Re: Young Boy Mimics Bola Tinubu At A Rally In Adamawa State (Video) by HITsquad: 11:57pm On Aug 14, 2022
Abdul05:
Nigerians love tinubu Sha.. omo! No be small thing.. grin cheesy


Look at tinubu's wife Mrs oluremi.... grin cheesy grin


It pays to be good anyway... People will love u
Are you being sacarstic ??
Celebrities › Re: Rihanna's New Look After She Became A Mum by HITsquad: 11:45pm On Aug 14, 2022
LMAO I don't know why chubby ladies always look funny.. grin grin grin and even funnier when you imagine them naked.... grin grin grin it's not body shamming o... but I suggest she hit the gym and lose em extra fats ASAP! So we go continue to enjoy the sight of her on Instagram!

She didn't gain millions of followers on social media looking like this...lol
Foreign Affairs › Re: WHO: ‘Sex Is Not Limited To Male Or Female’ by HITsquad: 7:52pm On Aug 14, 2022
The most powerful people in the world are obviously LGBT members....

Cos the way these small group of confused humans are pulling the strings in all angles this time around is alarming... It's almost like they are the ones controlling the world politics.
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: Kess Stopped Illebaye From Kissing Him by HITsquad:
I accidentally stumbled on big brother channel few days ago....

Just few minutes of watching it, my incredible I.Q detected that the show was scripted! well not line by line kinda scripted, but the organizers give every house mate an initial role based on their individual personalities and talents before the show kicks start...

The house mates aren't as isolated as the organizers want you to believe they are...

C'mon they get updated from time to time in the house by the organizers and directors, who are in the master's bedroom which is also the control room for the Cameras and everything else.. that's where they create new ideas, change and adjust the story line based on viewers interests.

The house mates will then get updated on any new development and new story line to follow.

Camera only show you some percentage of everything that goes on in the house. From the big monitor the tech guys choose what you get to see and what you don't get to see...

Sorry for the spoilers... It's still a good show! I just don't like when grown ups sincerely believe that a television show can be real,,,, reality ain't fun my dear.

This is just another 'entertainment' for your money.
Christianity Etc › Re: Reverend Sisters Dance Kizz Daniel's 'Buga' (video) by HITsquad:
Awwwww this is Lovely... why is nobody spraying them money? C'mon!!! If I was there I go spray them my last card!

They are only human after all, God never said you shouldn't have fun inorder to serve him!

If God really "created us in his image" like the holy bible says... that means he has a great sense of fun! And if he really loves us, that means he'd want us to be happy... And those nuns look really happy.

Y'all overally religious humans should stop making God seem like an overally serious, bitter,mean, straight faced old man with no sense of humor or sense of fun!

I bet God will be up there right now and be like "Haha Angel Micheal c'mon over here, you gotta see this " cheesy cheesy cheesy
Family › Re: Could My Wife Be Cheating With My Friend? by HITsquad:
Long distance marriage is never advisable... If you are abroad as a hustler, bringing your wife over should be among your first priorities.
Body no be firewood, more than 70% of women in long distance marriage cheat on their husband... While more than 90% of the men also cheat on their wives.

But it can not be guaranteed that your wife is actually cheating on you with your friend... but their activities obviously seems very suspicious and requires further investigation.
So you didn't overreact, your wife and your friend shouldn't have a backyard activities of any sort that you shouldn't be made aware of as a husband and as a friend.

So something is obviously fishy... But you have to be sure what it is first, as it maybe not be sexual...
Romance › Re: Her First Child Belongs To My Friend! Should I Tell Her Husband? by HITsquad:
If that your former roommate is not really your "Friend" or he is just another random guy, then mind your business as It doesn't concern you.
But if he is your friend? and you still dey reason what to do... Then you be confam fvck up guy and a fvcking fake ass hommie! Where the fvck is your Loyalty? Smh

It's not your call to judge your former roommate's lifestyle... He still a father who needs his child.

For the ladies here screaming "don't break someone's marriage" y'all women are all the same! Heartless and have no conscience... Y'all only care about yourselves! How can you pin an innocent man with another man's child and still comfortably look him in the eyes everyday for 7 yrs? Smh for women. That marriage is not real, it was built on a concrete foundation of lies and doesn't deserve to continue.... A woman like that can kill her husband!
Celebrities › Re: I Was Raped By My Uncle At 15, Toyin Lawani Reveals by HITsquad: 1:32am On Aug 13, 2022
Lol yeyebrities!

100% badly cooked up lies... Just an attention seeking heavy make-up milf trying to stay relevant. Cos she got absolutely nothing else to offer except her curvy ass and boobs that people have gotten tired of seeing and moving to younger girls.
Travel › Re: No Jobs In Dubai: Nigerian Man Warns Nigerians Still Coming To Dubai (Video) by HITsquad:
paulolee:
rubbish talk...we go take Una serious when una come back n start to de give dt advise for airport..
There is no Job in Dubai bro... Especially for you as a Nigerian! And it's a very racist country! Only if there is a bigger word to describe Racism.
Their own Racism is not as hidden and indirect like it is in other countries, Racism is as official in Dubai as Islam!
You will see it written in capital letters in notice boards.."We are not hiring Nigerians/Africans" or you will see "apartment available for rent, Africans not needed"

So that guy is telling you the fact bro. Cos he cares about you... And doesn't want you to make the same mistake he made by going there.

So just grab the message and stop questioning why he is still there... We all know Nigeria is a big mess and everybody is eager to run away, but trust me, most of these big and shinny countries out there is not always the promise land you seek.

Majority of Nigerians that travels to Dubai for hustling runs back to Nigeria after just few months, Cos there is no legit job and they can't do half of the shits or take half of the risks men take on the street to earn money that you might still end up spending entirely in the country because of the high cost of living... Dubai house rent alone no be anybody mate...

Dubai is is not the only country to travel to brother...

Don't go to Dubai for hustling. Dubai is for already made people to go and flex. I believe I have said enough.
Romance › Re: As a fine boy, I Get Jealous When I See Finer Boys. by HITsquad: 8:29pm On Aug 11, 2022
We are running out of "Men"
Family › Re: Help! My Husband Is Starving Me Of Sex And It Is Affecting Me by HITsquad: 7:50pm On Aug 11, 2022
Maybe he has a low sex drive... which can be fixed. Or maybe you are doing something wrong!

Majority men naturally get tired of having sex with the same partner after a while. The sexual zeal sometimes just dies... Unless you continue giving him reasons to want you every single time.

Spice things up, Just cos you are married doesn't mean you should stop looking sexy and being attractive for your man/woman... Infact That's even when you should start looking and acting more sexy. Don't be that mama Nkechi that he always feels terrified to go home to! Rather be that hot chick and the reason he is always late for work every morning.
Family › Re: Help! My Husband Is Starving Me Of Sex And It Is Affecting Me by HITsquad: 7:26pm On Aug 11, 2022
Kollins11:
In otherwords.. You're a sex stave woman.

Have you really tried to sit him down to discuss this and let him know how you feel?
If a man stays away from sex for two months, he either has a medical issue that has made his libido drop or he is getting it elsewhere.

But incase you're so frustrated and you really need a strong solid 8 inches dick to ride.. Just give me a message, I'm available. Let me help your husband to shift your womb. God says always help your neighbor in need. I willing to help you cure your konji.
Oops! For a minute I thought you were a grown up!
Politics › Re: 2023: Allow Nigerians Vote On Merit, Not Religious Persuasion, Group Urges CAN by HITsquad: 6:31pm On Aug 09, 2022
Nigeria is a religious sensitive country... So it's only right to consider religion when making political decisions!

Christians have been victims of persecution in this country since the beginning... No sane Christian should endorse a Muslim-Muslim regime...
Sports › Re: Serena Williams Set To Retire From Tennis Imminently by HITsquad: 5:33pm On Aug 09, 2022
Ouch, I love the Williams sisters!!!

Well She has tried.... She had a great career, definitely among the greatest of all times.

I really enjoyed watching her play.... a very powerful athlete.. I thought she was gay untill she got married lol...

She and her Sister Venus Williams dominated the entire women Tennis for decades... It was really beautiful watching two young black siblings running the game unchallenged.

I wish her a very happy retirement.
Politics › Re: Former Governors Dariye And Nyame Released From Prison (photos) by HITsquad: 8:19pm On Aug 08, 2022
Lol Even Uniform men sef dey follow cerebrate his freedom.... what a Shame.

Person wey do pick pocket for Oshodi out of hunger...Dem go pour am petrol burn am... But person wey thief the billions that caused the hunger gets pardoned and celebrated?

Lol What a joke of country...

I keep saying it... You can never end corruption in Nigerian government unless you make the consequences too damn scary that it outweighs the urge to steal.

Once you start handing caught politicians automatic death/life sentence their body go calm down....
Family › Re: Check Out Better Pot Of Soup I Made With 1700. Spicy Okra N Ogbono by HITsquad: 7:54pm On Aug 08, 2022
Awwww Will you marry me cool
Foreign Affairs › Re: Israel Hits Gaza With Air Attacks As Tensions Escalate by HITsquad: 9:07am On Aug 06, 2022
God1000:
The visit to both Israel and Palestine recently by president Biden hasn't yielded anything good

nlfpmod
Because Isreal is US ally.... They can never go wrong.
Family › Re: Women Submit TV Remote Control To Men During Family Handover Ceremony by HITsquad: 9:06am On Aug 06, 2022
Women watch football too.... I'm into sports girls cool
Foreign Affairs › Re: Pelosi’s Taiwan Trip: America Provoking Us, There’ll Be Consequences – China by HITsquad: 5:04pm On Aug 04, 2022
fxexperts:
Seriously you have already been deceiving yourself with your low IQ. And who has been preventing china from annexing Taiwan all these years, You guess right The US. The minute the US turn their back on Taiwan China will invade and Annex. And you think in your low IQ the US is provoking them. you are joking.
Lol man... Just think. There are tens of break away Nations all over the world... Including Palestine. Why is U.S not interested in those ones?... You can be a vampire or a warewolf or a terrorist.. U.S doesn't care as long as you are one of their allies.

They are only concerned about what they stand to gain... Nothing more.

If you can convince your mind to see beyond their programming... Then you can start seeing the picture brother.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Pelosi’s Taiwan Trip: America Provoking Us, There’ll Be Consequences – China by HITsquad: 9:04pm On Aug 03, 2022
ChangetheChange:
grin grin grin
China blowing hot air again, after threatening they won't allow Nancy Pelosi plane to land in Taiwan, now Pelosi has landed in Taiwan, and chilling and spending some days in China.
China making another empty threat, they should expect President Joe Biden in Taiwan by December
China never threatened they won't allow Nancy Pelosi's plane land in Taiwan... They only said it was a bad idea... Where are you getting your own news?

Y'all brain washed Western puppets... Why is U.S visiting Taiwan if not to provoke China into Military conflict with Taiwan?

If China eventually do... Who's gonna rake in billions of dollars from the conflict? Think bro.. it's not illegal to think. Ok let me help you... it's the United States! They gon make billions of dollars alone from shipping weapons to Taiwan! plus other political deals that will end up giving them more political influence globally like purchasing power and enriching them further... Like they did with Ukraine....

Now they have almost abandoned Ukraine to her doom after pushing her into war like they are currently doing with Taiwan.

You think the U.S cares about all these countries? You think they are like a good Samaritan, a saviour or super hero that delivers countries from Villains? Lol think Again... dude it's all about Business... It's all about East and West Rivalry on who calls the shot.

The U.S wouldn't hesitate to nuke Taiwan or Ukraine if they were on the wrong side of the rivalry... Like Vietnam,Iraq, Afghanistan, Libya,Syria I can go on and on...

I'm not saying China and Russia are saints.... But The United States my friend is the worst because they are Hypocrites....

When you are their Ally you can never go wrong.. Israel/Palestine conflict for example, but when you go against the U.S they will automatically label you a tyrant and turn the whole world against you with the help of propaganda and the world media which they dominate and happen to control.

They can only fool people with lower I.Q smh
Politics › Re: Kick Out Prostitution: Edo Govt Dissociate Self From Viral Social Media Flier* by HITsquad: 7:28pm On Aug 03, 2022
Lol prostitution is the oldest profession... You can't stop that sh!t. You will only end up making it more expensive than it has to be!

Free our street girls... No be everybody get strength for relationship grin
Food › Re: I Bought This Cheap Food For #800 Only Here In Lagos by HITsquad: 7:27pm On Aug 03, 2022
Lol ndi Ofe mmanu!
Politics › Re: Nikita Okoye: Tension Over Murder Of Woman In Anambra Community by HITsquad: 8:50am On Aug 01, 2022
This story is half baked. Young men don't go randomly to people's homes to kill elderly people for no reason at all.

This is probably painned fvcked up individual taking revenge... Or Sending a massage.

People have gotten killed over sins of their relatives... Especially their children. It's not cute and it's not fair. Reason we should all be careful what we do and who we betray in our various hustling fields and everyday life.
Sports › Re: World Cup: 4 Possible Locations For The FIFA World Cup In Africa by HITsquad: 1:59pm On Jul 31, 2022
Egypt, Morocco, Tunisia can comfortably host the world cup.

Rwanda "might" be able to do so if you give them enough time to prepare... That country is very organized... The leaders and the people have this natural urge to grow into a global economy and they are doing just that... They are leaving the rest of Africa behind.

Nigeria and Cameroon na shit hole... How can you say Cameroon can host FIFA world,did you even watch the Afcon they hosted lolhuh Nigeria is the worse tho... We are the headquarters of shit hole!

If we keep going like this... In the next 70yrs we still won't be able to host the world cup... Cos we are in Auto reverse.... Everything keeps getting worse and worse as time goes. When it was supposed to be the other way around!
Sports › Re: World Cup: 4 Possible Locations For The FIFA World Cup In Africa by HITsquad: 1:50pm On Jul 31, 2022
robosky02:
Nigerian can

But remove Ethiopia they can't even host cricket
Fact.... Ethiopia is a shit hole.... Their capital Addis Ababa is a fvcking ghetto!
Celebrities › Re: 8 Things You Didn't Know About Tobi Amusan The 100m World Record Holder by HITsquad: 9:53pm On Jul 30, 2022
I watched that her record breaking race over and over again!

That girl is fvcking insane damn!
TV/Movies › Re: Indomie Generation Won't Know What This Is by HITsquad: 9:38pm On Jul 30, 2022
Lol this stuff is even still around in some Areas...
Food › Re: See The Nsala (White) Soup That Will Make You Keep Asking For More (Photos,Video by HITsquad: 6:49pm On Jul 30, 2022
Replace the chicken with goat meat cool
NYSC › Re: Corper Who Wore Palazzo Skirt To Ogun Camp Chased Away (Video) by HITsquad: 8:01pm On Jul 27, 2022
MDK777:
that stupid bit later that useless woman that chased the lady out of that horn deserve to be killed how could she be forcing a lady to put on Mount Rosa when God Almighty Allah condemn the wearing of opposite-sex materials look at how those people are forcing us we the Muslim the owner of Nigeria look at how they are forcing us to be going against God Almighty Allah that woman deserve to be killed
What's really an opposite sex material bro...? Who is to decide? Koran was written during a time when both men and women wear a sort of long gown... Just deferent designs. Trousers/pants was around then.... The society invented trousers afterwards and told you it was for men.... It wasn't Allah that told you that.

So who's really got to decide...?
Romance › Re: Young Lady Cries Uncontrollably After Boyfriend Of 5 Years Dumped Her (Video) by HITsquad: 1:04pm On Jul 27, 2022
Lol let me guess... Before I start crying I will get my mobile phone first... Switch on the camera... And Viola! Tearssss...

Smh this is probably why she got dumped, social media Life....

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