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And never ask your gay friend if he is the *socket" or the *plug"! Lol they don't like that shit.

Every leader is a walking target! It's impossible to rule without making enemies...

seanwilliam:
hmmm

Means all these are fake

lol Nope... Tradition differs. Some places especially in Imo State have longer lists than the one you posted sef.

seanwilliam:
you mean I can choose to ignore the ‘long list’?

There is no long list brother... Just 2 gallon of palm whine... A bottle of whiskey, 2 wrapper for the mom. all for traditional sake... Then the 4k... Viola!!! She is already traditionally yours.

Then the traditional marriage... To let the world know you are married... Not compulsory, but it's necessary... We all know women love that stuff. The expenses for the traditional marriage solely depends on you, You can choose to go big or go small... It's your business. No further requirements from her kinsmen or her family.

In my home town in Enugu, the actual official pride price is only about 4k, Out of the 4k, 3k would be refunded to you the groom, as a gesture that the bride is not for sale... We will tell him to take good care of our daughter!

Any additional expenses is your choice... If you wanna shut the city down or simply go home with your new wife jeje, it's your choice.

Fake news... Swim from where to shores?

youngbabaj:
Make i just get this King Charles and the entire royal house as client
Lasan!!!!

Lol all these small small HK boys wey never even pick iTunes card, yall can't go a minute without telling the world you are a scammer? Smh Una dey disgrace d real online hustlers... Shuooo! Making Shit look like child's play.

Ebubu:
why is it in white woman’s hand whereas you’re nigerian.

Dude

FreeStuffsNG:
Nice!!!

Which one is finally? It is not yet uhuru o but steady progress.

She is a prospective donor for now until the histocompatibility tests and other tests are concluded on them both and the results turn out favourable. More than one prospective donor is needed to increase the chances so please step forward to help her if you can.
check my signature for free stuffs!

A very uncessary and minus 6 way of applying black tongue!

Lol him humble...

Amarisco:
Oh please

I saw your quote and a billion things rushed through my mind to say to you. But I'm just gonna say hey girl...

Cos unlike you, I don't conclude on people until they tell their story... And if they choose not to, I will simply leave it at that. Cos not all stories are meant to be told... Something you never really understand.

Iamfavored:
You are a good history student.

Lol just a hobby...

IJEYdiamond:
I want to know about this Vikings... they existed after Alexander right??

yes, Alexander conquest was about a thousand years older than the viking raids. And Vikings invasion started around the year 790's or something...

"The Queen is dead, long live the King"

Colonialism has been the order of things from the beginning...

Even the present day Britain was once Colonized by the Roman empire, Alexander the Great of Macedonia, King Williams of France and even the vikings.

Even here in Nigeria alot of tribes colonizd their neighbors.... It was the way foward back then... Let's stop hating and move forward!

Buhari probably wants the best for Nigeria... But the cabals and oligarchs running this country are way more powerful than he can ever be.

It wasn't what he expected, He is also a victim!

stanluiz:
The British monarchy has more power more than the Prime minister.

They call their shot silently and secretly!

well, maybe you are right or maybe it's just another conspiracy theory.

He should have abdicated or pass the crown to his son Williams, a crown always looks better and more attractive on a younger folk!

Lol The British monarchy is ceremonial... They don't really call the shots!

I would definitely hit that

Its possible that Atiku owns Tiger group... I stayed in Dubai, I met a high notable Arab man when I visited Abudahbi royal palace in the capital Emirate of the UAE. He was a very simple and friendly elderly man.

He told me that Nigeria is a very rich and blessed country, but corruption is our biggest challenge. he told me that his country UAE is also corrupt, but their own curruption is to their advantage, cos they have been helping African leaders launder stolen money through real estate and other means.

So forget your fact checking.... It's possible that Atiku is the silent partner or Co owner of the Tiger group. Cos according to UAE law, a foreigner cant fully own any company without an indigenous partnership.

You dey here dey waste your talents and skills dey fact check up and down for a Nigerian politician? Smh.... Nigerians youths will never learn!

LINSAR:
Didn't you notice the difference in size,age and strength??

If I handle your ajebo pikin,the street OT you gave them won't save them.

you know nothing about the Street bro... Size got nothing to with rep and coordination. "Dem no dey use muscle pull trigger o"

It's the glory that comes with a man that matters out there... Not his physiques or age.

ajebutter na ajebutter... Na Oga pikin be that one nah...

My kids were blessed beyond measures not to be born and raised in the same kinda rough neighborhood and ghettos streets I was raised in..., but that doesn't stop me from passing on to them the orientation they need to be solid as real men, And at same time responsible.

Having a little street in you is important and sharpens your survival instinct... It doesn't make one irresponsible!

Teach your children how to be far away from the street life and yet still understand the street life... It will help them in many stages of life and they will be glad and appreciate you when the time comes...

Only the right statement and the right body language could have saved that innocent boy from being bullied and even earned him an instant fraction of respect from those bullies.

Fact: All bullies are naturally weaklings and cowards, that's how they easily detect other weaklings around them to bully.

bagad:
continue to dey deceive yourself, na ur right, your cross

Lol chill, I'm just messing with you brother, Don't mind me. That shit didn't even make sense to me that posted it, Which was the whole point

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Jeromejnr:
Actually, people take their lives because they don't have access to all the happiness they ever need. All those things you mentioned gets boring over time and experiences diminishing returns.

Nothing material fulfills one completely in this world.

That's the depression right there brother. Your brain keeps looking for a fictional and imaginary happiness despite having every possible tool at your disposal to make yourself happy in reality... That's the depression.

Why do we always blame the devil for our wrong doings?

What if the devil was the actual good guy? And God the real bad guy?

What if the devil actually created this world? What if he meant good for us all ? What if he wanted to make the world a better place before he was overthrown by God, Angel Michael and his other henchmen?

What if the Holy book was a propaganda by the dictator we all known as God? What if? What if, and what if? Let just think!

Look around you, the word is obviously not a good place... Looks like it's been run by a currupt politician or cartels. wars and crisis everywhere, diseases, poverty... You trying to tell me that God in all his powers cant fix it all?

Satan never killed anyone... Not even a single person. It was always God killing people, turning someone's wife to a bag of salt just for looking back!
wiping out Sodom and Gomorrah with fire,Including the innocent children! So he couldn't think of a better option?

Telling Mr Noah to build an Ark... So he could Destroy the world with water, killing billions of people, Including innocent children?

According to holy books, He was the one that purposely "hardened" the heart of Pharaoh, and when the same actual Pharoah he purposely hardened his refused to let the Israelites go, the same God that hardened his heart sent diseases, fermine, drought to the Egyptians! Like that wasn't enough... He wiped out all their first born! Lol What a serial killer! smh! Think guys, think! it may be a sin to think but it's not illegal... Just think!

It's time the Satan tells his own side of the story... Cos we have been judging the Satan since the beginning without hearing his own side of the story... Enough of all this propaganda!

The apple he gave eve was to open her eyes to reality... The devil wanted us to be smart!

The Devil maybe be the original creator of the world... That's why the apple was there in the first place. I mean Why would God create a fruit he wouldn't want us to eat??

Depression is real and should be taken more seriously...

It's a form of mental disorder.. It sometimes has nothing to do with money and well-being.

You can be a billionaire, famous, have a perfect family, have a perfect life and have access to every source of happiness you will ever need. And yet you are depressed!

Alot of people are secretly living with this mental sickness, so always do your best to check on your friends and loved ones.

Caring and listening to depressd people has been proven to be the best treatment for this particular mental illnesses. Just cos someone is acting totally normal and OK doesn't mean they are really OK...

Always check out for withdrawals. When someone suddenly starts withdrawing from people and normal activities... Starts talking less, starts spending alot of time all by himself/herself. It could be an early sign of depression.

bagad:
anybody else who thinks he or she understands you should kindly explain to us simply the bottomline of what you mean.
Because me personally I can't pick up any of your conclusion in this.

Sh!t is above your pay grade and too complex for your brain processor... There is a reason we all have different I.Q level... Don't stress it brother

Only 1% of NL traffic will get it!

The object of terrorism is terrorism.
The object of oppression is oppression.
The object of torture is torture.
The object of murder is murder.
The object of power is power.
Now do you begin to understand me?

Fuckyoumod:
Now tell me, how would any normal and sensible person make this parrot Wike his VP?

Must Wike talk all the time? Must Wike fight everybody?

And to call this man a Governor in Nigeria shows the level of Nigerians.
The office of a Governor should be occupied by men of discipline and good conduct.

See, if we continue to celebrate people like Wike.... Them Nigeria is not ready.

Hunger go kill una finish for this country.

God bless you brother,,, you are reading my mind!

Nigerian politicians are so damn unprofessional and childish... They don't even choose their words carefully, they just rant like touts and thugs on the streets.

And the most annoying part is that 95% of Nigerians don't see anything wrong with all that.... Sometimes I just can't stop wondering how my fellow Nigerians reason. I don't know if the entire country is suffering from low I.Q or what! Smh!

Before we can successfully change this country for better, we should first start changing our individual mentality. When the majority of Nigerians start thinking in the right direction, only then will our Leaders start taking us serious... and start doing the right thing.

baretalk:
Africans are caught up in a middle eastern war, and neglect wars in our backyard. This is what religion does.

Religion and inferiority complex bro...

But I'm glad our leaders are waking up, Regarding how we are handling the Russia/Ukraine conflict.

Lol How many refineries did we have as a country? And we ran them all to the ground, Now you suggesting we nationalize Dangote refinery, which is probably our last hope... And also run it to the ground?

We should be talking about how to hand over more and more establishments that are currently under Federal government to private parties.

Our government is obviously clumsy and incompetent! Period.