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missclasssy:Take it easy bro ![]() |
I had my first astral projection when I took weed , one part of me was on the chair knocked out , another part of me (transparent) was outside listening to what my friends were saying about me!! Very fvcked up shii |
When she and ur friend were dating , am sure the guy must have fvcked her more than once , and of course going by okafor's law of congodynamics , once debe is forever debe..... Brace yourself bro, that ur friend will still sleep with her over and over... If u can live with that, then by all means , please propose !! And if not .. Find another girl!!! |
Iphone 13 ![]() |
tbsshowd:Don't try this if your iphone is jailbroken!!! It's a recipe for disaster ... , am talking from experience !!! |
oakson:lolzz, we all know your father bro. We know he commited suicide. He was the policeman that jumped inside lagoon few days ago, you would join him soon ... Oloshi like u !! .... I repeat let jonathan be and you should be somewhere mourning your wretched father's death and also be preparing to die young like him instead of picking up fights on nairaland ... You and your never do well generation of idiotic bastards !! ,, one love though.. We will attend your burial and I will be the presiding minister... Oloriburuku Omo ale onirankiran!!! |
oakson:Oloriburukus like you never go far/never do well in life. More likely than not , you would die a frustrated death!! Was your father there when he was looting ??... Change your negativity before its too late!! |
Babalawo's house ![]() |
Just saw this now and I felt like crying ,, to think I shelled out like 175k for this just 1 day after this post !!! Pls bro send me a message when next u got a deal like this,, in short pls contact me first ( strictly iPhones tho),, shiii hurts like hell!! ![]() |
Include the memory of the iphone and why does it have a white screen on a space grey body ?.... Was the screen changed ? |
NairalandPolice1:An epistle we shall not be reading ![]() |
Mc5 rocks better na ,,, the only thing I hate about it is that I have to go online to play it ... Very annoying !! |
aboki2000:Tobi, is that you ![]() |
Cool points , but how does this stop me from going to peckas tonight and picking up an olosho ..... |
MzJackBaueress:Are you just born stu.pid or is it an hobby you picked along the way while growing up No offense please |
It's ll fallacies , I served in Calabar and the sex was just the same as Yoruba and Igbo girls ,, stop peddling rubbish rumors... Sexual prowess depends on an individual and not on a specific tribe |
Olosho ,, saving boys since 1902 ![]() I'll gladly empty my account to tap that asz ![]() |
Apako, TerryG ![]() |
iyisco2001:Oyinbo oooo !!! ,,, chief engineer!!! ![]() |
Nice pics @op,, so tell us ... Is this your ex that you wanted to run away with or the other guy ?? ![]() |
leofab:Coming from a woman, it's shows u smart,, I'll marry you if I ever see you !!! ![]() |
@op, let me attempt to educate you . My post is gonna be a bit lengthy but pls bear with me , iPhones matter usually makes me very emotional . Personally I have used virtually all phones , used blackberry os 7, os 10, android up to sgs 4 and htc mytouch 4g ( when android still get value oo, no be when techno don rubbish am ) and believe me when I say the day I started using iPhones i dumped all my devices!! I started off with an iphone 5( chip unlocked), I moved to 5s and now am on 6 and God willing I'll buy the 6s and 7 when they are released!! Yeah call me an apple fanboy if you like ![]() let me start with the cons , for me personally the only thing I hate about iphone is their battery life , the battery life is crappy ( although this might be limited to only me )but from what I observed on my previous 5 and 5s the batteries are just... Smh The 6 battery is awesome though so you might want to get a 6 The second con is the data usage, the data usage can be easily controlled though, it's easy to switch off cellular data for individual applications so that shouldn't be an issue Those are the only cons The pros will be explained best by calling out that blackbeauty girl on all the blasphemy she typed Firstly to really enjoy your iphone you have to be jailbroken , jailbreaking is to iphone as rooting is to android , just multiply the power of rooting by 10000099 , that's how powerful a jailbroken iphone is !! You can use Bluetooth on an iphone contrary to popular opinion , there's a jailbreak application called AirBlue, it enables you to transfer and receive files via Bluetooth from other devices !!! Instead of using iTunes to backup your phone and sync you can easily use appandora to do that, it's 1000090 times better and easier to use than iTunes and it doesn't sync your entire music library , you can easily transfer , pick and drop any music files you want from your phone to your computer !! Thirdly it's a big fallacy that you can't download stuffs on your iphone , jailbreak makes that possible , you can download any and all types of files, just download Safari download manager and you can manage your uploads using safari upload enabler !! And she even typed one rubbish saying the App Store is the crappiest she has ever seen, to this I say she was on iOS 6 , ios 7 and above has the most elegant app stores , just check it out abeg About the buying of stuffs , that's not entirely true , many apps or even most apps are free to download , you only pay to remove ads and add extra functionality , the same way you do with android apps so I see no reason to shout , if you don't want ads , simply head over to Cydia ( jailbreak AppStore) and download adblocker or just switch off cellular data usage for the application. iPhones are actually more user friendly and easier to understand than android , but it takes an intelligent individual to fully utilize an iphone , most people condemning iPhones are either not using it or like most youths too dumb and lazy to conduct a simple Google search to find a solution to any simple problem. ( don't be like them bro) And on a final note Jailbreak is a way of life, a culture, a respect for Earth & understanding.. It's not meant for everyone.. You have to feel the calling. I've always said the iPhone is the greatest device on Earth.. It has changed our lives forever... and then I discovered jailbreaking & Cydia and life was blown away 1,000x's further! Jailbreak4Life! |
U wey u dey complain, how many investment u don get ? Abi na Mumsii still dey feed u ?? Don't complain about a nigger's money if u ain't got none!!! ![]() |
@op, all this your long epistle , all this long sermon of yours shows you are not over that girl,, stop lying to yourself my man... It's happened to every real G before. What u need to do is to find a way to fvck her brains out and leave her high and dry, only then can you find the peace you are looking for .. Do all it takes , go and snap another pics with the prospective girl and upload it again , snap with yo daddy's car if he has one and upload it , snap with fake dollars and upload it .. Just make sure u set ur trap... She's a woman she will eventually enter ( they all do) ![]() Thank me later... U just out here crying 'am over her' like a little bit.ch,, grow some balls and do the needful joor... What kinda men are we breeding nowadays sef ![]() |
dannio:Congratulate him for me , besides he might have another source of income you don't know about so don't be too quick to conclude Getting married in a salary of 50k in Lagos Nigeria where I live is ridiculously stupid!!! |
As a man earning 50k, I wouldn't even think of marriage !!!.... ![]() |
Fvck the man my dear ,, uve been riding on the son's diickk, I see no reason why the father's own should be any different ,, the man is probably 100 times richer than his son , so anything you get from the boy, u gonna get 100 times more from his father (orgazms included ) Ps : when you wake up and u done lying kindly create a new thread Nairaland babes seeking attention since 104bc ![]() |
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,, one love though.. We will attend your burial and I will be the presiding minister... Oloriburuku Omo ale onirankiran!!!

