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RomanceRe: Things Which U Should Never Do For A Girl by holusormi(m): 3:53pm On Apr 04, 2015
missclasssy:
[color=#000050]I don't know why the subject of my gender should be an issue on this forum. Don't you guys have better things to think and talk about ?
What sort of feeble-minded, dimwitted youths do we have these days......

If you don't believe I am female then its your fvcking business.
Just stop mentioning me and spilling unnecessary trash, okay....[/color]
Take it easy bro undecided
RomanceRe: What Was Ur Experience On The Day U Took Weed? by holusormi(m): 9:12pm On Apr 03, 2015
I had my first astral projection when I took weed , one part of me was on the chair knocked out , another part of me (transparent) was outside listening to what my friends were saying about me!! Very fvcked up shii
RomanceRe: Should He Propose To His Best Friend's Ex? by holusormi(m): 9:06pm On Apr 03, 2015
When she and ur friend were dating , am sure the guy must have fvcked her more than once , and of course going by okafor's law of congodynamics , once debe is forever debe..... Brace yourself bro, that ur friend will still sleep with her over and over... If u can live with that, then by all means , please propose !! And if not .. Find another girl!!!
PhonesRe: What Was D First Mobile Phone U Ever Used??? by holusormi(m): 5:47am On Apr 02, 2015
Iphone 13 undecided
PhonesRe: How To Permanently Erase Iphone Data Before Selling ? by holusormi(m): 5:46am On Apr 02, 2015
tbsshowd:
Go to Settings > General > Reset > Erase all content and settings
But this way to erase iPhone data,some data recovery can recover them back easily.However,to delete all data from iPhone permanently,you can use this professional iPhone data eraser software,which allows you delete everything on iPhone before selling.
Read more: how to delete text messages on iPhone permanently
Don't try this if your iphone is jailbroken!!! It's a recipe for disaster ... undecided , am talking from experience !!!
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Favoured To Win $5mil Mo Ibrahim Prize For African Leadership by holusormi(m): 11:30pm On Apr 01, 2015
oakson:
...the bolded, I never knew ur wretched father is a security dog, no wonder u his son barks like a rabid infested dog; u've handsomely taken after him. U must have come from a very loose, crude, inane, ignoble, contemptible, despicable and poverty stricken background cos I smell failure and frustration written BOLDLY all over you.
Don't expect my attention any more, u are so LUCKY to have gotten it this once, u deserve a medal for this!
lolzz, we all know your father bro. We know he commited suicide. He was the policeman that jumped inside lagoon few days ago, you would join him soon ... Oloshi like u !! .... I repeat let jonathan be and you should be somewhere mourning your wretched father's death and also be preparing to die young like him instead of picking up fights on nairaland ... You and your never do well generation of idiotic bastards !! angry,, one love though.. We will attend your burial and I will be the presiding minister... Oloriburuku Omo ale onirankiran!!!
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Favoured To Win $5mil Mo Ibrahim Prize For African Leadership by holusormi(m): 4:42pm On Apr 01, 2015
oakson:
Inconclusive!
PEOPLE DECIEVING PEOPLE
If at all he wins it I will advise mo ibrahim to keep his money. Its just a drop in the ocean to what gej has looted
Oloriburukus like you never go far/never do well in life. More likely than not , you would die a frustrated death!! Was your father there when he was looting ??... Change your negativity before its too late!!
RomanceRe: IF U Were To Marry Ur Partner The 1st Place U Met,where Wld Ur Wedding Be? by holusormi(m): 3:02pm On Apr 01, 2015
Babalawo's house undecided
Phone/Internet MarketRe: Iphone 6 64gig For Sale 120k (sold) by holusormi(m): 6:41am On Mar 30, 2015
Just saw this now and I felt like crying ,, to think I shelled out like 175k for this just 1 day after this post !!! Pls bro send me a message when next u got a deal like this,, in short pls contact me first ( strictly iPhones tho),, shiii hurts like hell!! angry
Phone/Internet MarketRe: Iphone 5s And Q10 For Sale by holusormi(m): 4:38am On Mar 30, 2015
Include the memory of the iphone and why does it have a white screen on a space grey body ?.... Was the screen changed ?
RomanceRe: 5 Amazing Perks Of Dating Younger Men (plus, 5 Reasons It Sucks) by holusormi(m): 2:09am On Mar 29, 2015
NairalandPolice1:
Here comes another epistle
An epistle we shall not be reading angry
PhonesRe: Modern Combat 4 Vs Modern Combat 5 (graphics Comparism) by holusormi(m): 10:57pm On Mar 27, 2015
Mc5 rocks better na ,,, the only thing I hate about it is that I have to go online to play it ... Very annoying !!
Jokes EtcRe: A Nairalander Goes Shirtless And Show Off His Six Packs In His Bathroom (pic ) by holusormi(m): 10:11pm On Mar 27, 2015
aboki2000:
It's not only Jim Iyke , Don Jazzy , Tiwa Savage , Davido , Ice Prince , Cossy or Tonto Dike knows how to take off Their Tops and Shirts .

Mods pls do the needful abeg .. grin
Tobi, is that you huh
RomanceRe: Reasons Why Guys Patronize Prostitutes by holusormi(m): 1:47pm On Mar 27, 2015
Cool points , but how does this stop me from going to peckas tonight and picking up an olosho huh .....
PoliticsRe: Mbaka Lied Over Frozen Accounts – EFCC by holusormi(m): 1:31pm On Mar 27, 2015
MzJackBaueress:
Jonathan and EFCC should unfreeze Mbaka's account before the wrath of God will befall them.
Are you just born stu.pid or is it an hobby you picked along the way while growing up huh No offense please
RomanceRe: Why You Should Never Date A Calabar Girl!!! by holusormi(m): 4:44pm On Mar 26, 2015
It's ll fallacies , I served in Calabar and the sex was just the same as Yoruba and Igbo girls ,, stop peddling rubbish rumors... Sexual prowess depends on an individual and not on a specific tribe
FashionRe: See What This Light Skinned Lady Wore To A Club (photo) by holusormi(m): 4:55am On Mar 26, 2015
Olosho grin,, saving boys since 1902 undecided
I'll gladly empty my account to tap that asz angry
Music/RadioRe: What Song Reminds You Of That One Person You Love? by holusormi(m): 4:50am On Mar 26, 2015
Apako, TerryG undecided
RomanceRe: Ten Reasons Why You Should Date A Qualified Engineer. by holusormi(m): 12:40am On Mar 25, 2015
iyisco2001:
You might be right about that, but i must confess, the industry is changing, we have a whole lot of practicing Engineer who are good at there work. Self development is the key, Hence the word qualified as Basildvalour mentioned.
Oyinbo oooo !!! angry ,,, chief engineer!!! undecided
EventsRe: My White Wedding And Trad by holusormi(m): 2:23pm On Mar 23, 2015
Nice pics @op,, so tell us ... Is this your ex that you wanted to run away with or the other guy ?? undecided
PhonesRe: What Are The Pros And Cons Of Owning An Iphone In Nigeria? by holusormi(m): 7:27am On Mar 23, 2015
leofab:
cries of a novice; go and jail break your phone... Your phone is still in jail and is not free yet...
Coming from a woman, it's shows u smart,, I'll marry you if I ever see you !!! angry
PhonesRe: What Are The Pros And Cons Of Owning An Iphone In Nigeria? by holusormi(m): 7:13am On Mar 23, 2015
@op, let me attempt to educate you . My post is gonna be a bit lengthy but pls bear with me , iPhones matter usually makes me very emotional .
Personally I have used virtually all phones , used blackberry os 7, os 10, android up to sgs 4 and htc mytouch 4g ( when android still get value oo, no be when techno don rubbish am ) and believe me when I say the day I started using iPhones i dumped all my devices!! I started off with an iphone 5( chip unlocked), I moved to 5s and now am on 6 and God willing I'll buy the 6s and 7 when they are released!! Yeah call me an apple fanboy if you like angry

let me start with the cons , for me personally the only thing I hate about iphone is their battery life , the battery life is crappy ( although this might be limited to only me )but from what I observed on my previous 5 and 5s the batteries are just... Smh
The 6 battery is awesome though so you might want to get a 6

The second con is the data usage, the data usage can be easily controlled though, it's easy to switch off cellular data for individual applications so that shouldn't be an issue

Those are the only cons

The pros will be explained best by calling out that blackbeauty girl on all the blasphemy she typed
Firstly to really enjoy your iphone you have to be jailbroken , jailbreaking is to iphone as rooting is to android , just multiply the power of rooting by 10000099 , that's how powerful a jailbroken iphone is !!

You can use Bluetooth on an iphone contrary to popular opinion , there's a jailbreak application called AirBlue, it enables you to transfer and receive files via Bluetooth from other devices !!!

Instead of using iTunes to backup your phone and sync you can easily use appandora to do that, it's 1000090 times better and easier to use than iTunes and it doesn't sync your entire music library , you can easily transfer , pick and drop any music files you want from your phone to your computer !!

Thirdly it's a big fallacy that you can't download stuffs on your iphone , jailbreak makes that possible , you can download any and all types of files, just download Safari download manager and you can manage your uploads using safari upload enabler !!

And she even typed one rubbish saying the App Store is the crappiest she has ever seen, to this I say she was on iOS 6 , ios 7 and above has the most elegant app stores , just check it out abeg

About the buying of stuffs , that's not entirely true , many apps or even most apps are free to download , you only pay to remove ads and add extra functionality , the same way you do with android apps so I see no reason to shout , if you don't want ads , simply head over to Cydia ( jailbreak AppStore) and download adblocker or just switch off cellular data usage for the application.

iPhones are actually more user friendly and easier to understand than android , but it takes an intelligent individual to fully utilize an iphone , most people condemning iPhones are either not using it or like most youths too dumb and lazy to conduct a simple Google search to find a solution to any simple problem. ( don't be like them bro)

And on a final note
Jailbreak is a way of life, a culture, a respect for Earth & understanding.. It's not meant for everyone.. You have to feel the calling.
I've always said the iPhone is the greatest device on Earth.. It has changed our lives forever... and then I discovered jailbreaking & Cydia and life was blown away 1,000x's further!
Jailbreak4Life!
RomanceRe: Ladies Can You Marry A Man Who Drives An SUV But Lives In A Rented Self Contain? by holusormi(m): 11:34am On Mar 21, 2015
U wey u dey complain, how many investment u don get ? Abi na Mumsii still dey feed u ??
Don't complain about a nigger's money if u ain't got none!!! angry
RomanceRe: Sadly by holusormi(m): 9:20pm On Mar 19, 2015
@op, all this your long epistle , all this long sermon of yours shows you are not over that girl,, stop lying to yourself my man... It's happened to every real G before. What u need to do is to find a way to fvck her brains out and leave her high and dry, only then can you find the peace you are looking for .. Do all it takes , go and snap another pics with the prospective girl and upload it again , snap with yo daddy's car if he has one and upload it , snap with fake dollars and upload it .. Just make sure u set ur trap... She's a woman she will eventually enter ( they all do) undecided

Thank me later... U just out here crying 'am over her' like a little bit.ch,, grow some balls and do the needful joor... What kinda men are we breeding nowadays sef huh huh
RomanceRe: Ladies: Can You Marry A Man Who Is Currently Earning N50,000 Monthly As Salary? by holusormi(m): 4:46pm On Mar 19, 2015
dannio:
One of my friend was earning less than 50,000.00.Guess what he did he made plans and got married today my friend is working somewhere else earning over 100,000.00.till date l marvel at how he was able to get married with the so little that he was earning
Congratulate him for me , besides he might have another source of income you don't know about so don't be too quick to conclude

Getting married in a salary of 50k in Lagos Nigeria where I live is ridiculously stupid!!!
RomanceRe: Ladies: Can You Marry A Man Who Is Currently Earning N50,000 Monthly As Salary? by holusormi(m): 2:09pm On Mar 19, 2015
As a man earning 50k, I wouldn't even think of marriage !!!.... sad
RomanceRe: My Boyfriend's Father Is Flirting With Me. by holusormi(m): 11:20pm On Mar 17, 2015
Fvck the man my dear ,, uve been riding on the son's diickk, I see no reason why the father's own should be any different ,, the man is probably 100 times richer than his son , so anything you get from the boy, u gonna get 100 times more from his father (orgazms included grin )

Ps : when you wake up and u done lying kindly create a new thread

Nairaland babes seeking attention since 104bc undecided

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