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Bonethugss:
The guy is perfectly right dude, runs girls are mainly patronized by older successful and wealthy men who take them to places like Dubai and tell their wives they are going on "official trips".
Most average Nigerian guys cannot afford runs girls...

Well . In that case maybe av been out of practice for too long, lol

Superb laptop ,, I use the latitude E6510,, core i7 also ,, it has served me for almost 2 years now , and it keeps handling well,,, not buying but ill definetely help u advertise ,, Tha laptop is just too superb

ronald4lif:
Hookers don't profess love but runs babes can spin one's head with love, sweet talking you to part ways with more dough.

Hookers got a flat price for their services, runs babes got none, their rates depends on how muguish their prey is

Hookers are most time available in quenching conji but runs babes you have to inform her well ahead when you need her services, failure to do so will means she travelled to see her uncle from her aunts brother niece village who is sick

Hookers are not interested in going to that mall or high street shop with you, their dictum is money for hand back for ground, whilst runs babes you both have to shop in happening places and the best eateries as she can hardly have time to cook due to her busy schedules with different magas, and yes you both will be off to Dubai for sight seeing.

Hookers are more risk free of stds than runs babes as most alhajis eat raw and are ready to break the bank to see her succumb

Hookers are not interested in your private life, affairs and what you do with your wife or girlfriend but runs babes may want to see to your divorce

You've been hanging with the wrong runs babe bros ,,wtf would I wanna take a runs babe shopping or to Dubai for shopping ?? I taya for your matter ooo

Chizzy20:
lolz for ur mind nw u don speak english, anyway i wont come down to ur level nd exchange wrds wit sum1 am nt even sure exist cos u using vulgar wrds on a social forum already shows ur level of mentality..ND pls neva in ur life quote me again.

Stfu ,, underage piglet ,, and yes I just quoted you again ,, now head inside the river and drown ,, ewu!!!

chimayz:
Lucifer our lord na wa o!
I'm a girl
I like you, you're nice

Lol,, it's aiit girl
P.S : are you anything or even remotely close to what eniola badmus looks like ?? Pls say yes ,, say yes , say yes ,,? SAY YESSSS

chimayz:
*niggas
the spelling 'nigger' was the slave owners' way of calling our people. I'm not a slave and neither are you or your friends (god forbid) so please try to use the nicer version

Sorry if I sound like a know it all

Thanks bro ,, but the meaning is subjective ,, just like some school of thought believe that 'LOL means 'Lucifer our lord' any which way sha ,, your correction was taken in good faith ,, no need to be sorry and Amen to your prayer

there's nothing sexier than a confident woman who lover herself and is proud of herself
plus most niggers actually prefer our women to be plus sized ( i speak for me and my crew tho)
majority of haters spewing rubbish on here will lick the sand on her feet if given the opportunity

quit hating folks and please stop beefing plus sized girls who are balling!!

GEJ till 2095

drisatasarr:
Forget the look. Who cares. The woman is unhealthy. She is OBESE. There is nothing good about obesity. Soon she will have HTN, DM and other cardiovascular illness I don't care to mention. Obese people also have mental illness like Depression, Anxiety and Bipolar disorder. She needs help to loose weight, not encouragement to get fatter.

Stewphed virgin ,, if she doesn't have it ,, pls go and give it to her

Chizzy20:
lolz una dey giv d lady hope , she wan belong.

Your face as depicted in your profile pics looks like that of a nigger who's wanking off ,, yetdypu have the audacity to say ' them dey give her hope'. Smh ,, baboon

KingBish:
Pictures of the 2008 Lexus RX550 please

This is a scam ,, better shine your eyes , to avoid stories that touch ,, check this link
https://www.nairaland.com/1293073/nigerian-customs-not-auction-cars

That first nigger in that pics will vote for Buhari and they will loose ,, he will use the chewing stick to comfort GMB when he goes on his crying spree,, and together they will go back to north to go and herd their cattle together !!!

I hope her punnani doesnt smell ooo
becos gehs that are big like this ehn.....
we got too many bad experiences with that shii!!!1

Check these out

Baddestguyp:
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piece of crap


for ur info I have used both and still prefer the android.

Bros ,, am referring to people who used it in real life and not in their dreams ,, so am not talking to you ,, when it's time for dream users, I'll mention you ,, till then kindly get the fvck out of my face !!!

Thanks in advance

Yall saying rubbish about iPhones not being customizable should please stfu ,, your unrooted android is as useless as an unjailbroken iphone ,, what rooting does to android is what jailbreaking does to ios and every aspect of ios is customizable up to icon size and colors and am not talking about installing launchers or any other rubbish you android fanboys install

I have used confirm high end android phones and presently I use an iphone and I can tell you categorically that iPhones beat androids hands down !!

Am not really gonna argue much about this but try to use an iphone with an android and i assure you , you won't wanna touch any android device with a 10 foot pole !!

DanIndia:
Hi there, Olusomi.

You are correct about the Aptech in India being the best than the one in Nigeria... but still I would advise you to bundle whatever you want to study, get Aptech to send you an IV for Visa Application, get here, register with them and while taking your ACCP program, go to the IT Hub here and do better courses. I'm saying that because I did the ACCP Program myself and mine was for 6 months. It's a two in 1 package. The one for a year - It's about 150K naija money and the one for 6 months which I did (ACCP pro) was for 52 naira only. I know the whereabouts of that course but to get Visa for Aptech in Lagos, you have to get an NOC (No Obection Certificate) from an Aptech in Nigeria stating that they have no objection with you studying in an Aptech Franchise in India. Believe me, I can't remember how far I had to travel through inside Lagos to finally find an Aptech to issue me one. After doing the same, The VO himself directed me to one office owned by an India (I was able to beat the man with some persuasive skills because the man himself also use all the marketing skills when e get to make me take join him school. Anyways, he just called the Officer and in 3 days, I finally got my visa.
Let me know if you need any information.

Hello DanIndia ,, thanks for the prompt reply and sorry for my late reply ,, too much festivities , I didn't have time to reply
Is it compulsory to get a NOC from Aptech nigeria ,, can't I just travel normally and come to APtech there ?? And if it's cimpulsory please send me the address of the man you went to so I can go to him directly (fakiledayo@icloud.com) also is it possible to do the Accp and Accp pro Programme together ?? I mean can the programmes run concurrently ? I checked out the curriculums and am very interested in both of the programmes that's why am asking or which of the programmes would you advise me to do ??
and is there any other institution better than aptech that you can recommend ??

About the IT hub ,, what kinda courses can you recommend ?? And is it possible to achieve all that within 2 years ? Cos I really
Don't wanna stay longer than 2 years in India

I look forward to your response and thanks for your time once again.

StealthyMe:
Raw Advice - Spend your money on olosho and bleep her to the best of your satisfaction

But must spending on a lady be synonymous to bleeping her?

The girl sef ehn...she can receive but cannot give

Best advise so far ,, oloshos saving us since 1902 ,,, ,,, although my new year resolution is to quit that habit and focus on one hole only ,, it's jan 3 and already am as bored as fvck !!! Smh for me and for other oloshos addicted niggers like me !!

Don't ask her out again boy ,,, invite her over , buy black bullet for her , get her to laugh with you , straff her and move on

okzcorp:
I liked this post and later unliked when I read how you banged.... because of your iphone. You are sure the iphone seduced them? Do you think you are a BIG BOY then?

You liked my post and later unliked it ,,, OMG I feel soo terrible,, I checked my account balance and 1 million was missing because you unliked it ,,, do I look like I give a flying fvck about that ?? Lmao

Am I sure the iphone seduced them ?? Wait let me ask Ifa ,, do I think am a big boy ?? Wait let me ask Instagram !!!

SkinnyDude:
see wetin this girl tell me oh! "hey, anytime i'm bored and home alone, i will call you to come and make me laugh".
am i safe? or am i getting friendzoned?

Friendzone level 99

The sillyness is this post is mind boggling , and if I may ask what exactly is wrong with playing candy crush on your tab when u seated next to a fine girl So far u not wearing ur tab as a pendant ,, you damn well reserve the right to bring it out and play candy crush saga in a bus when u seated next next to a fine girl ,, and while u doing that pls start a conversation ,,, if only you know how many times av gotten laid with my iphone!!!

And what's this rubbish I hear about apologizing even when u right ?? The problem with niggers like u is that you watch too much hollywood and it has fvcked up your brains ,,, apologize when u right to a girl or to anybody and ull keep apologizing to her till your dying days ,, stamp your foot on the ground and accept no bullshiatts from nobody!!!

What's this other rubbish about been financially responsible for your girl upkeep ?? ,,, na u born am ?? Give if you have abeg !! You are only responsible for when when she's your baby mama or when u married to her !!!

Too many unreasonable points here,, do this for our Naija sisters and ull remain stuck in the mugu zone for life while one omo rapala bus conductor will bang her mercilessly , beat her join and even collect all the money you give her !!

ireneony:
op I will say is good to use both.....when some finished using a roll tissue is also good to use water to wash that is only if you have water system that is made for washing under , in this parts of the is common.
When you are somewhere I will advised that is good to use roll tissue.

Bia, baby girl ,,, are you speaking English or mathematics ??

Why try so hard to convince us that you are rich, never been to nigeria , have a Latino girl friend ,come from a rich family , your mother is Caribbean ... this is embarrassingly childish,, you are either high on some weird shii, lying , plain sthewpid or all of the above ,,, Dude get a fvcking life!!! It's the Internet and anybody can claim to be anything. For all we care you could be a truck pusher who borrowed a phone to come online,,, waheva sha , anything that rocks your boat !!!

fryo4life:
Bunch of paper graduates who can not use their brain to think and create a job or business for themselves. volunteering or working for free is real slavery. Why work for free as a graduate when you have responsibilities and commitments to take care of.

Pray so hard your dumbness goes with 2014 , if this sthupidity goes with you into 2015, you'd be dead before February 11 ,,, just an advise tho !!

Hello DanIndia, am also interested in coming over to India , but I want an IT institute like Aptech ( or if you have a better one in mind) am Interested in doing the Accp Programme , I can easily attend aptech in Nigeria but I kinda think the one in India will be better , am I correct ?? I'd also like if you can let me know the price in Naira and the duration , here in Nigeria , it's about 1.5 million naira and it takes like 2 to 3 years to complete , I'd really like your fast response as I'd like to make my decision before the year runs out so I can start processing all necessary things from January next year , my mail is fakiledayo@gmail.com am waiting and thanks for your anticipated response

ireneony:
This guy rap is lame. He needs to retire from music or better still stop rapping and join the thread of commercial music

That's blasphemy!!!! Don't you ever say that again , sony wan compare Mode 9 rap to them ice prince and olamide abi Mode 9 is a legend , his punchlines is dope , dude's not just lucky ( never has been)