₦airaland Forum

Naughtysite:
Okay, you want to quarantine them in hostels ?

Do you know the kind of luxury those people enjoy on their jobs ?

Govt be doing themselves sometimes.

Find them and make them comfortable.

I’m sure you don’t know what Unilag Scholars lodge looks like.Its a just completed tastefully furnished apartment not far from the Unilag Medical center.Its not just a place,it’s a new building

Euegene100001:
How much will an adult female gsd 1 year old cost ?

Can we talk on WhatsApp please?

HazzanTazzan:
Good..

I need to buy more security dogs this period cos ive always known that robbery and petty burglers will be on the rise when hunger sets in ..

Just like we see in all pandemic movies ...

*check my signature to buy and sell paypal and bitcoin*

For whatever kinds of dogs u crave,am here.GSD,pit-bull,Rotweillers,Eskimo etc

After all,we deserve the kind of leaders we have in this country.Look at Lagosians@Gbagada doing exercise in the middle of the road,who cursed this country? Even when the government is sensitizing people on the need to stay indoors,this ones had the guts to host a party even lie that were all together for about 14days.

It is well

To be candid,US/UK is overrated!! Upon all the billions of UsDollors budgeted for Defense.Yall get cure for a virus almost two or three months after?

JAMO84:
Nigerian army had conducted thousands of military operations against boko haram and they are still there doing their best to keep our Country safe.

If Buhari had to turn up for every single operations to boost morale, would he have time to do any other thing?

You people are not willing to give the Nigerian army all the praise they deserve, but I appreciate their commitments and dedications.

Boko haram hasn't been able to successfully attack any major Nigerian city since Buhari became President. They can only attack villages with less than 500 inhabitants and also lay ambush for soldiers traveling through some highways.

Whether anyone is willing to agree or not, Buhari's government has decimated BH to a large extent and the people of the North East recognized that fact, reason why they turned out in large numbers to re elect him for a second term.

I AM DONE TALKING

U really need help!!!

sapientia:
I don't know if I should be excited or ashamed.

We should Be excitedly ashamed

salford1:
You must be new to Nairaland


Lol..Good question..
Maybe our conspiracy theorists/whassap videos professionals can answer the questions.

New?
I’m part of the few who only read comments and make observations ��

Alwaysachick:
He wanted to give him a perfect picture. Some guys don't know how, when and where to do this things.

Hmmm,not all guys understand that it’s a maximum point of satisfaction for the female folks

Jakumo:
This story just goes to show that illiterate buffoons live in all countries making up this glorious planet. While most human beings are distinguishable from chimpanzees, baboons and other primates, by virtue of walking in bipedal mode, wearing clothes and using spoken language to communicate, there does exist a vast underclass of mentally challenged, highly unstable cretins who will always choose the most idiotic course of action regardless of circumstance.

The good folks destroying telephone transmission antennae because of random rumors they happened to read online, would under normal circumstances be lined up at the unemployment office waiting patiently for state benefits, before returning to watch football on television in their cramped little dwellings on the rough side of town.

Now, with an invisible contagion felling people left and right all over Europe, every crackpot conspiracy theorist in the world is convinced that the time for their most outrageous displays of stark raving lunacy, is at hand. Expect more of this mob madness to ensue in the coming weeks. They started out attacking telephone antennae, so it stands to reason that they will soon enough vent their rage against traffic lights, fire-hydrants, CCTV cameras, mailboxes, public restrooms and other randomly selected targets of opportunity.

Did u copy and paste this?

Donald3d:


I am about to go very raw, kindly permit me, I haven't gone this raw here before, but you need help, so here it is.
I hope this doesn't change people's perspectives about me sha , we Nigerians like been mute about sex. Its an important ingredient in marriage, no matter how spiritual you are.

The best way to solve any problem is identifying the source or root of the problem and eliminate it .

From what you have said, she enjoys pre-intimacy , I would have loved to ask what type of pre-initmacy to help find a solution, but I also understand she is your wife and you can't be too explicit because this is a public forum.

Anyway, as I said earlier, let's tackle the source of the problem, which is FEAR, she is afraid, very afraid, so we need to eliminate the fear.

She is also pressured because you are "reporting" her to people, keep this between both of you Sir, please stop involving other people, fear and pressure is a very dangerous combination.

Please don't give her any sedatives, you really don't need it.

The issue with her fear is closely related to why lubricant aren't even working, the internal muscles of her privates would contract making it tighter because she is afraid, her natural lubrication won't also be discharged because her fear is making her mind "switch" it off, coupled with the fact that you are also scared of inflicting injuries on her privates.

There are two possible ways to eliminate her fear

1.Trying to convince her not to be afraid (easier said than done)
2. Introducing something that would involuntarily eliminate her fear.

I assume you have tried number 1, let's go to number two.
There are a few things that are greater than fear, but we would be sticking to the subject matter.
In this context and with the peculiarity of the situation, there is only one thing I believe can exceed that fear ...... Pleasure , Excessive Pleasure, when a human experiences excessive pleasure, the body releases pain killers and anti-stress chemicals.

So what should you do ?
You need a non-invasive pleasure mechanism, proven and tested , the most painless sexual activity. Guaranteed to give utmost pleasure .
You guessed it , O r a l Sex.

Its isn't just about putting your mouth there , you need to do it right (forgive me as I am about to go a bit raw).

You know your wife more than anyone, you know what turns her on, her pleasure spots. Use your mouth very well on those spots.
You need to understand that there is a mission here. O r g a s m
But there are some "hot spots" common among most women

1. The nipples
2.The clitoris

I would focus on number 2 ..
1.Make sure the bed is well made, clean sheets, turn on the AC , if you don't have one, turn on the fan and leave it running to cool the room. Make sure no one else except the both of you is in your home, she needs to be comfortable.

2.Ensure you both have a warm bath and wash each others privates before you commence.You wash hers, she washes yours.Try and start up a conversation about some funny experiences you've both had, how you met each other and fell in love , how much you love her, all while washing each others privates. You are psychologically manipulating/distracting her with this.When you are done, dry each others body and carry her to the bed.Careful, so you don't slip and fall oo, you can leave that part out, but women love it !. You can back her like a baby or carry her in your arms, whichever you are ok with. Make sure she is unclad, but put on a boxers short, this eliminates her fears of seeing an erect instrument.

3.Its important you place a pillow under her waist to elevate her lower region, it allows for easy access with your mouth and with your instrument, when its time for insertion. It also ensures you don't feel neck pain and can breathe well during the process.

4.Use your mouth on the clitoris till she "explodes", don't stop no matter how long it takes, but you have to be careful not to be too hard on it as you would get the opposite of the desired effect, you would give her pain instead of pleasure. You need to be gentle and firm(I know this sounds contradictory, I would explain), use your lips as they are soft tissue, that won't cause much bruising, suck on it, in and out, grab the whole of it (the clitoris--- I have attached an image for easy identification, its that slightly protruding part of her privates that looks like a mini peeeenis) with your lips and gently slide it out of your mouth, without it leaving your mouth completely, make sure your lips holds unto it(this is what stimulate it and gives pleasure), but not too tightly, you can use your tongue as support to put the clitoris in place, if the clitoris is slipping out of your mouth. Keep repeating this back and forth.

5.Now, its important to hold her, so you can feel the "rhythm" of her body, hold her sides, or her laps, start out slowly, but not to slowly, gradually increase your "sucking pace" as you notice the rhythm of her body starts to change . This method ensures you don't bruise her and you also don't get tired easily.It also ensures a natural flow and gradual increase in pleasure.It would get to a point you might have to go really fast, this clouds her brain with pleasure, do this only when the rhythm of her body tells you to do so, when she starts to slightly wriggle or when she asks you to increase your pace.

6. Do this till she "explodes", and wriggles in pleasure, most likely at this point you are also erect, its important you take advantage of this moment, because at this point, you have killed three birds with one stone. She is too climaxed to notice her fear, her body has released enough chemicals to considerably reduce pain and she is properly lubricated for relatively easy insertion.Don't waste time !!!. Slowly (not too slowly), insert, before she comes back to reality . Make sure the pillow is still under her it ensures her lower region is elevated, so you can see clearly for insertion , I assume from the beginning she is already lying flat on her back, spread her legs out gently, this also relaxes/expands the cavity of her privates.If you still find it a bit difficult to penetrate, manually use both hands to spread the outer privates open for easy access, glide in back and forth as you both copulate to produce a wonderful seed that would bear fruit in 9 months.

7. You might need to do this more than once to be successful at it .
8.The fact that you did all this doesn't mean she might not feel pain, it just reduces the pain, it also might totally eliminate it.
9.Once you start have it in mind that you must see it through till the end.
10.If she is in excessive pain, stop and repeat the same day or another day till you get it done.


NOTE: Please stop reporting her to people, apart from the fear she is feeling, reporting her or telling other people about it, is putting her under additional pressure and stress, its adding to her Psychological lock-down. Please don't be upset with her. Buy her gifts, make her feel loved, make her understand you aren't judging her or upset with her. I am sure this steps would work for you

NB: I am married by the way, in case anyone was wondering.

It’s too long brother,u could have just hurt the nail on the head,MouthAction

Exmilitant:
OP, your post is full of grammatical, punctuation and spelling errors and you mentioned doing a masters program? Jesus!!

Why are u been so hard over nothing? Haven’t you heard about poetic license?

Cool o down,bro

Exmilitant:
OP, your post is full of grammatical, punctuation and spelling errors and you mentioned doing a masters program? Jesus!!

Why so hard? Haven’t had about poetic license?
Cool o down bro

donbachi:
As human,we are what we watch...na person wey like gospel preaching dey tune to dia stations,na person wey like wrestling dey stay glued to wwe station.

Case closed,No more arguments

chatinent:
I have not seen even a person testify he/she has received any of these.

They are not on nairaland☹️

Covid 19 is WW3, it needs more than State lockdown..Professor,sometimes u need to put books and grammatical fluency apart,here is a life and death situation.Yall would be quick to condemn if these actions aren’t taking on time

Dear Gov.Makinde ,
I hope and pray u don’t go down as the worst governor in the history of Oyo State.U held a rally putting lives of many indigenes at stake.U responded rather too late to the many challenges of the Corona Virus,u were so lackadaisical..I really hope God forgives U and give u better wisdom to manage the affairs of Oyo state.

Letter from a Concerned Oyo Born

And the price would triple in local pharmacies

koffsman:
Hope you know that during that period we were been ruled by the westerns and also the military so it's quit different to democracy, he needs the national assembly of Lagos State to approve and it's only Sanwo-Olu that can deaclear such in Lagos and more so if Buhari wants to order for State of emergency he needs the Senate to approve but unfortunately senate sef no sit down so he has no power too no be military era we dey bros

Sorry for quoting u,but this cannot be likened to a state of emergency..It hasn’t reached that stage yet,and the President as the GCFR is empowered by existing laws of the constitution to protect the citizens even if it has to be at the detriment of everyone

Makavelli25:
Haaa
Thank GOD for my sisters o
They just got home from eksu

Pls stay safe my people. It will be hard o
Pls stay home

Please for your own safety to,make sure u watch them before having close contacts with them if u haven’t..Cos they came from Ekiti and it has one confirmed case doesn’t make everyone there negative

ignis:
Black man black brain. This kind of news can only be heard in Africa.

The whites will be laughing at us now.

The prices of intimacy gadgets and Love Machine will be on the rise.

U said laugh? They are too busy to do that,Coro no gree make dem laugh

Lagos state government really deserve commendations.Their proactiveness is very good for the confidence of Nigerians.I hope other states government can learn too especially the ones that have cases of the virus too.

WeShallOverCome

At the end of it all,only lives and humanity matters.With a world defense budget of billions of US dollars,Corona is leaving all of us defenseless.I hope the world now knows it needs to invest more in human capacities.

As for my Nigerian leaders,I hope the we begin our charity at home now??
I hope when this phase is over,U and I can tell the story to many generations after us��

Ciao

Who are these ones deceiving? Few used Face mask,anyone using hand gloves...Even Madam security used neither face mask nor gloves

Regardless of party line or affiliation,one needs to give it to Lagos state government for its initiative..Its really commendable,they should be applauded

Yenefer:
This what we supposed to focus on. millions of Nigerians died due to road accident, malaria, Boko Haram, herdsmen, kidnappers, cultism etc but we focus on a virus that doesn't have community spread in Nigeria only index cases

Okay,who’s responsible for his death? Self inflicted death or government...Think about it!!

EternalBeing:
The Fluorine they put in your water has really dumbed down most of this Generation. Why are people blaming GOD and His people for what they did not cause?! Instead of demanding prosecution of agents of Satan that created this Virus in China and lose it on Humanity. This is the sensible normal thing expected of normal humans, but lo, their minds have been so captured and enslaved that they would use everything to lash out at GOD and His People.. Corona Virus is a Proof That God Loves Humans Than We Love Ourselves. You and already know that Corona Virus, just like HIV, is human inhumanity to humans. It is man-made evil against fellow men.
How do some men's heart get to this level of wickedness?!

1 John 2:15-29 "15 Love not the world, neither the things that are in the world. If any man love the world, the love of the Father is not in him.
16 For all that is in the world, the lust of the flesh, and the lust of the eyes, and the pride of life, is not of the Father, but is of the world.
17 And the world passeth away, and the lust thereof: but he that doeth the will of God abideth for ever.
18 Little children, it is the last time: and as ye have heard that antichrist shall come, even now are there many antichrists; whereby we know that it is the last time."

The passage above sums up everything. "Love not the World" does not mean you should be irresponsible and useless to the World, it means you should not allow your Soul to be trapped by the devil through your lust for the possession of this temporary World. Satan hates Man; all Humanity with perfect hatred. Including those serving him, who he deceived to think he loves them. He hates us all so equally with perfect hatred, he only deceived the captured ones by giving them some "advance knowledge and wealth" as tools to use them to destroy others. As soon as he has finished using them, he wipe his human tools out too. Satan did not create us, so he can never have the capacity to love us passionately like YAHWEH ALMIGHTY that took so much time and effort to design magnificent Adam from clay and them give him the gift of life by breathing into him to bring him alive. Our CREATOR loves us so much that HE gave us what Satan fault to have in Heaven but lost. Satan wanted on which he would rule and would have been given if he proved his loyalty like JESUS did, he was cast from his exalted state above for allowing pride make him think he could get it by force.

So, he envied man with indescribable jealousy and hates that GOD gave Man dominion and rulership of the physical Universe. He soon hijacked the Authority over this World from Man by making him to follow his voice instead of the Voice of his Maker. Ever since then, men have innately hungered to have that feeling of Dominating the World back. It is not a Mistake that Males naturally want control, these feeling is what is being "satisfied" by acquiring lands, houses, cars, superfluous money that what most actually need. It more than just for show-offs, it satisfies inner hunger of the Adamic genetic code in us that unconsciously makes us to be restlessly striving to have what He (we in him) naturally owns back before Satan stole it from him. The thought of the rightful presence of this hunger in every man brings tears to my eyes now (Thank you JESUS, thank you Holy Spirit the true LIGHT)

Psalm 14:1 made us understand that an educated man that refused to reconnect with the CREATOR/SOURCE of Life is more or less a fool because he is useless to his Original Purpose of existence, which is to use this short life here on Earth to show our CREATOR that he is worthy of being allowed to live forever. Reconnecting to our MAKER is by accepting JESUS Christ and permanently surrendering to the leading of HIS Holy Spirit. It is only after then that a Man can truly be useful for his Generation without hidden ulterior motive of destruction that Satan inspires.


To get control/dominion of the World back and satisfy the inner Adamic hunger of ownership of the World, man needs higher knowledge/powers. Scientists; wise men reconnect to the CREATOR of man to get this, unwise men that are not ready to Liberate themselves from lust that has enslaved their souls, go to Satan to get this. The modern Media has been captured and used as a tool for the devil, deceiving people that only devil gives this advance knowledge. Many of the modern Scientists were genuine born again Christians, many great Presidents like Abraham Lincoln were born again Christians. Yet, the devil-enslaved media praise and popularize mostly and only those that submit to Satan to deceive and make people think only Satan gives advance knowledge that is beneficial to Humanity.

[b]Who is a scientist? Scientist are those that are able to discover hidden advance knowledge for the benefit of Humanity. In the Bible, Jacob was a scientist, he used stick to program the sheep to born speckled species, Genesis 30:32-40. Daniel was a Scientist, David was a Scientist, Joseph was a Scientists and an Economist, these people invented things that made life easy for their generations without sacrificing their own eternal souls or that of the masses. I am a Scientist, Ben Carlson is a Scientist, many great godly Tech giant Scientists in the World today, but Satan-controlled media would not celebrate them. Godly Christian Presidents like Abraham Lincoln, John F Kennedy, etc achieve far more for Humanity than those that hate God. Have you wondered why the evil Media refuse to popularize and celebrate Nikola Tesla as he well deserved? He referenced and acknowledged in his autobiography. The World would truly become a better place if you and I help those deceived and enslaved by Satan see that he does NOT love them too![/b]

Those that bypass God and trade their right to live forever because of their being enslaved by lust end up surrendering to Satan directly or indirectly.


Corona Virus typifies devils gift to Humanity, and his plan. When he deceives you to make you think that he is the one blessing you and making you enjoy your fundamental right, you are done for already because his ultimate plan is to prevent you from receiving your original awaiting Right to live forever. The Corona Virus analogy is used to show how the heart of man/society becomes desperately wicked when he/she leaves God out of the equation of life. By now, we all know that the bioWeapon Corona Virus was created in a Lab in Wuhan, tested on some animals and the animals were finally sold as to some traders in animal trading market in Wuhan where they were usually bought and killed for food. A society where the rulers say they don't want anything God but acknowledge the worship of gods is more likely to value wealth and technological advancements as being more important than human life Unfortunately, devil the god of this temporary World has blinded a large population of the World to see nothing wrong in what has been happening.

I remember that they Intentionally made laws that strictly specified no one should have more than a child there, they sold belts, and things that sterilized their males and render them infertile, etc.. So, without iota of doubt, depopulation is the agenda. Interesting, the rulers that Satan has convinced to kill off a percentage of the World never want to die themselves. That is why the Bible says the imagination of educated ungodly man is desperately wicked!

Have you swallowed the satanic lie/hate that the World is over-populated?! This Satanic wicked lie against Humanity is the Real Source of Corona Virus! Satan knows that as soon as you wish death for other humans, you have have no love in you but sheer lust which nullifies your right to eternal Life. Don't lose your eternal Soul just because you want to desperately hold on to this world or their ways, we should always to our own part to ameliorate the World but not get enslaved by lust for it. While we are in this temporary World, focus on doing the Will of our CREATOR and receiving the gift of Immortality that HE is eagerly waiting to bestow on us. We shall not miss Heaven in JESUS' Name.

People like u are the reason why Africa is seen as retrogressive.I really wonder what kind of God we preach about,even the Holy Bible states we should lock ourselves till the plague passes..Ya always quick to defend your pastors.The problem if Nigeria isn’t just corruption from leaders,most times the followers know too much

Leemao..No wonder Wizkid said he can’t date broke girls,ya mentality is quite irritating

aj1802001:
See crowd of over 50 people in total disregard of their own directives. Case of Do as I say not as I do.

But if they don’t,y’all would be quick to judge that our leaders didn’t pay a visit to the explosion site and the families who lost their loved ones

Perfecttouchade:
at least they are active in their duties and not looting unlike our own senators....even their payments sef is nothing compared to what our senators collect yet they still won't perform in their duties...as for Trump, it's better America just impeach this man before he ruins their country.. affordable aluminium windows, contacts beneath

Stop been an asslicker,this one wey dem do,dem beat Our potopoto Senators ��

I’m not suprised,Amen is a good guy with a good heart.Unlike his sister who owns House Of Freeda and Rich Fm(Ugwumba Wife)

I’m sorry sir,but do seek help from the likes of Mompha,Self paid,Rahman Jago,ShyBoss,Dammy Richie and the likes....Maybe they could help