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PoliticsRe: Describe Nigeria's Biggest Problem In One Word! by http(m): 8:01pm On Oct 27, 2011
dayokanu:
Odechukwu
No be Nigerians put am there? angry
FamilyRe: 5 Keys To Settling Marital Conflict by http(m): 7:57pm On Oct 27, 2011
ronkebp:
So what is being a man in a marraigehuh, slapping the woman around, giving her blows and verbally abusing her and having numerous affairs outside the home, is that what being a man is to youhuh?
are u comprehending anything at all? undecided so that is what u understand by Man being man and woman being woman.
beknown:
No need for a long list of prescriptions. Experience show that they do not work.

The simple rule is: Treat your marital partner as you would want to be treated.
Gbammed grin grin grin

You've said it all, love ur wife and be dutiful, am trying my best for my family as a man, she has to do her own part too. Alot of women bring Fantasy or Ideal thing into marriage and siddon dey look, let the man fufil her dream without bringing anything to the table. We are not perfect, two hands wash better.
FamilyRe: 5 Keys To Settling Marital Conflict by http(m): 7:56pm On Oct 27, 2011
ronkebp:
So what is being a man in a marraigehuh, slapping the woman around, giving her blows and verbally abusing her and having numerous affairs outside the home, is that what being a man is to youhuh?
are u comprehending anything at all? undecided so that is what u understand by Man being man and woman being woman.
beknown:
No need for a long list of prescriptions. Experience show that they do not work.

The simple rule is: Treat your marital partner as you would want to be treated.
Gbammed grin grin grin

You've said it all, love ur wife and be dutiful, am trying my best for my family as a man, she has to do her own part too. Alot of women bring Fantasy or Ideal thing into marriage and siddon dey look, let the man fufil her dream without bringing anything to the table. We are not perfect, two hand wash better.
PoliticsRe: Describe Nigeria's Biggest Problem In One Word! by http(m): 7:40pm On Oct 27, 2011
Nigerians angry angry angry angry
CultureRe: What Is Reason Behind Bearing Names With Igbo Suffixes And Prefixes Among Igbo? by http(m): 7:12pm On Oct 27, 2011
Igbo Kwenu! Hee!
Igbo Kwenu Heee!!
Igbo Kwezuenu Heeeeeee!!!

Nigeria Kwenu! Heee!
Biafra Kwenu! Heeeee!! grin grin grin
Yoruba Kwenu ,  angry angry angry

I know say Una hate u, but wetin una fit do na undecided
PoliticsRe: Custom's CG Given 7 Days To Retrieve Auctioned $3B NIPP Equipment by http(m): 6:07pm On Oct 27, 2011
9ja4eva:
No mind the yeye man.I wonder who he thinks he is threatening.If only he knows who he is talking to.

I have the right to speak my mind and call the Government to order if i see something wrong.

It it my "RIGHT" not a privilege as a citizen of NIGERIA.
Instead of him talking about the issue, he is attacking someone talking about it, just dey continue ur suffering, till you exist no more, imagine the other time when Sahara Reporters was asking Ojo Madueke about the Yar' adua saga, he started insulting the guy back, The reportes replied back" you don't call me stupid, just answer the question and stop the insult, we are not in Nigeria, this is U.S" When we refuse to ask the people in power questions that affect us, we have agreed to whatever they are doing.

People recall, senators back here because of issues that affect them which they are not addressing, you sit there looking for who said what to the president, what a wasted Generation you are. angry
PoliticsRe: Custom's CG Given 7 Days To Retrieve Auctioned $3B NIPP Equipment by http(m): 5:52pm On Oct 27, 2011
9ja4eva:
Feel free boi.If the SSS doesn't come back to me with anything then your Bottom will be thrown in jail.
You will soon know too.You don't have a slight idea who you are messing with.
Let me know what the SSS comes up with.Bootlicker like you.

P.S : If you need more information for SSS let me know.

Correct home video
What happen to freedom of speech, even Obama can't do nothing for people criticizing him on National TV.
werepeLeri:
I have sent this to the SSS for you to prove this is right. People who make outrageous statements on NairaLand should be thought serious lessons - you will soon know.
It is people like you that makes this country what it is today, if you are elected to serve, the power belongs to the people, an 8 years old kid can demand to see the President in the U.S and ask about crucial issues that affect him and his country. You make presidency look like God. Call CIA, FBI, BCI, INTERPOL, or whatever u like. Just sit there, your future generation will curse you when the time comes cos their Grand parent is an A.S.S LICKER.
FamilyRe: A Wife Material But Not Well Educated by http(m): 7:13am On Oct 27, 2011
[quote author=$tunna link=topic=788869.msg9423625#msg9423625 date=1319644462]the problem with not finding someone u wanna marry the way they are now is that by drastically changing the way she is now, u r giving her wings and there r no guarantees she will feel the same way about u at the end as she may use the wings to fly away!
u can mitigate this by starting a family why she is still in school, to prevent lots of regrets on your part in the future!

the streets of Canada are littered with african men who came to africa to marry half baked women bring them to canada and send them back to school while they hold down two jobs and once the woman finishes (and usually the women become nurses) n makes more money than the man they say bye bye!

there r older more educated women than she is that will meet your currents needs,
but good luck with the choice u make

it sometimes works as long as u do not do everything for her as many people have noted,[/quote]This is my fear about many women, cos when they get the wing ready, they just fly away.
greggng:
I thank God she can speak english and she is willing to further. My girl friend had similar problem but am encouraging her financial to further her education.Right now i have graduated and by december she will be in ND2 studying business admin in the same poly i graduated from. Some of my friends advised me to forget about her but my brother this lady is multi talented. She can cook good food, she is a good tailor, good caterer and is fantastic in hair making. Above all she interacts intelligently. I have no option than to send her to school. To achieve this, i paid her school fees for the 2 years at once. Right now we can only concentrate on transportation and feeding.she is on a full time cos i dont believe in part time studies. Do your best for her and u will not regret.
Bros, count urself lucky, but still be on the look-out and prepare for the unseen event PLEASE.

I don't have anything against a guy helping someone you wish to marry in life to get better, my problem is the lady ejecting you when she got what you want, then you realise she just use you to achieve her goal, U can never know the heart of women, they only show you what they want you to know.

@ Poster, please ask you go on, ask God for Guardiance about her, but please be precise about this, MAKE SURE YOU ENJOY HER WELL ENOUGH and always prepare for anything outcome from her in future, or better do it the old way, marry her and send her to school.
BusinessRe: Firm Demands N200m From OAU For 1982 Building Contract by http(m): 1:10am On Oct 26, 2011
dayokanu:
Which birth control? Most of the sex were unplanned. When you plan and arm yourself you would find one obstruction or the other.

It might be the day you are armed with condom and whatever thats when one yeye fellowship would decide to come and preach in motion ground.

Most of the sex are impromptu and tpia believe me, Impromptu sex are the best especially when your heart is pounding that someone might catch you in the act . The adrenaline rush

Walahi nothing like it.
@Dayokanu, bros no kill person with laughter abeg grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

With all this experience regard location analysis where babe and guy dey do there thing, i confer on you from today as "Baba kepe of Iyan fowo rogi" Adimula of Awo hall, Odongunyan of Fajuyi, and Baba Isale of Mozzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz hall grin grin grin grin

I can't belief that building is still not completed.

just dey remember the Mozzzzzzzzz days, i no fail that course at all, MOZ101 chei! the last guy to come out of MOZ, 10:30 i never comot. grin
hehehehehe August rush grin grin grin

Dayo you forgot to mention Humanities and Ajose area,bros that area sweet and quite. grin

Greaaaatest Gbogbo, gbagba, gbigbi.
Kulukulu tempa grin grin grin
BusinessRe: Failure To Remove Fuel Subsidy Will Lead To Economy Collapse – GEJ by http(m): 12:00am On Oct 26, 2011
This is Iya Sikira analysis of Fuel subsidy removal.

The economies in Book is different in Reality especially in Nigeria where everything, i mean everything is connected to Fuel.
1. Increase in fuel will lead to increase in Transport fairs.
2. Increase in Transport fairs will lead to increase in in food, raw material for industries.
3.Increase in fuel will lead to increase in services that needed electricity since Nigeria is in Darkness.
4. Increase in fuel will lead to increase in Housing since landlord will have to pay more for anything; i see alot of homeless people, chei!

Iya Sikira is already considering going to Ghana since Naija don finish.

Just consider your daily routine and tell me how Fuel is not involved in it.

Presido, like someone said before; You might probably be the Last Nigerian President if u don't reconsider this I.d.i.o.t.i.c move that is shaking your head.

A word is enough for the wise. huh
RomanceRe: Do Guys Actually Like Slim Girls? by http(m): 6:01pm On Oct 21, 2011
Based on my body type, am a slim guy in love with body types of Nayah, i don't like over-slim, if u are slim and curvying, dam! you are in grin

Anyway my wife got everything i need in a woman, so my 3rd leg is not interesting or interested in anything outside his normal abode cheesy
PoliticsRe: "Aregbesola Slapped Fashola" - Is It True? by http(m): 4:48pm On Oct 18, 2011
now this wan give person laughter cancer grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Beaf, ur days are numbered
RomanceRe: Women: Would You Rather Be Ugly And Intelligent Or Beautiful And Dumb? Pics by http(m): 4:44pm On Oct 18, 2011
Beync:
Seconded!
very lefulistic
grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Women: Would You Rather Be Ugly And Intelligent Or Beautiful And Dumb? Pics by http(m): 3:42pm On Oct 18, 2011
Beync:
Bigger Amen! yes dat's wat i mean, he taps some beauty from me, i taps some brain grin
that is called sharing, give me some, i'll give u some. grin i know ur man must be proud of u girl wink
RomanceRe: Women: Would You Rather Be Ugly And Intelligent Or Beautiful And Dumb? Pics by http(m): 3:20pm On Oct 18, 2011
lelelelelelelele lellelelele!!!! singing, who no like better things, Anike i gbadun you ooooooo!!!!!

lololololololo loollololllo!!!! singing, who no want oreke lewa, omoge do fine ju mama e lo, !!!!! grin grin grin grin

I will not comit crime against humanity by associating with ugliglicoma and bullism from pple in this world.
RomanceRe: Women: Would You Rather Be Ugly And Intelligent Or Beautiful And Dumb? Pics by http(m): 3:17pm On Oct 18, 2011
Agybabe:
*enters thread*
Dis question is kind of tricky anyway let me analyse it.
If i'm 2 b born beautiful n dumb, dat means i'll b d hotex babe witout brains. Solution: get knwledge, exposition, mentor, read, move wit inteligent ppl n wit tym i knw say i go learn cos lyf na teacher.
If i'm 2 b born ugly (bt nt fat pls) n inteligent, dat means i'll b dat ugly tin n a mentor wit gud brains n my brain go bring me money. Solution: use beautifyin stuffs, clean up, visit beauty spas n many more *whether oyinbo go fit help me out wit beta beautifyin facial plastic surgery*.
Bt if d situation no get remedy, i beg baba God no let my mama born pikin bt she fit born my siblings.
chei! u bad cheesy
RomanceRe: Women: Would You Rather Be Ugly And Intelligent Or Beautiful And Dumb? Pics by http(m): 3:14pm On Oct 18, 2011
Beync:
I'l pick beautiful and i'l marry intelligent man who luvs me, we will share his intelligent, there is luv in sharing, shoir grin
May ur dayzs be long on this earth, say amen, what we need from you is the beauty and we can handle the intelligence, by the time we mix up, you would have tap enough intelligence from your man grin cheesy
RomanceRe: Women: Would You Rather Be Ugly And Intelligent Or Beautiful And Dumb? Pics by http(m): 2:14pm On Oct 18, 2011
sexkillz:
[color=#000055][size=14pt]Your head is corrected o jare! grin grin And to dose pipo wey dey on the side of [b]ugly[/b]nialism, pls if you dont like your self, atleast support the ministry of una future pikin dem! Haba! angry grin
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[color=#000055][size=14pt]Ouch! No qualms! wink[/size][/color]
No mind those people in favour of Uglicoconiasm, they are not being realistic enough, cos i've been there before grin grin its was not a good world at all, this world is crue to ugly pple and i need to preserve my future generation from this Discombulated nightmare called UGLY. My son must be sensible enough cos he knows him mama na Gbam grin i love my wife, whatever deficiency i found, i will use the traetment of Mitosis and meiosis to diffuse her brain to me intelligent enough for me, and u know that kind of cell division will be a smart one. leave it to the doctor, when i finish my work with her, she will be a super breed grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Is It A Crime To Be Ugly? by http(m): 1:34pm On Oct 18, 2011
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS i refuse to be ugly, its a crime against humanity angry angry angry angry angry
RomanceRe: Women: Would You Rather Be Ugly And Intelligent Or Beautiful And Dumb? Pics by http(m): 1:32pm On Oct 18, 2011
Princek12:
I will not put an ugly woman inside my house even if she is a rocket scientist.
hehehehe! chineke grin

na so u hate ugly pple like me lipsrsealed reach, u wan exterminate any reminant for ur gene abi? chei this guy don suffer from chronic Uglichronictalism
RomanceRe: Women: Would You Rather Be Ugly And Intelligent Or Beautiful And Dumb? Pics by http(m): 1:27pm On Oct 18, 2011
sexkillz:
[color=#000055][size=14pt]Oboy! Na Pidginating levels i dey na! Haba! grin grin Your oga no sack you dat day? cheesy[/size][/color]
o boi! na bad belleism dey do the oga o as i dey under supervision now, camera dey my table dey watch me, the na say i dey addicted to nairaland grin grin grin

how your babe lipsrsealed u see i prefer beauty anyday, she can tap on my intelligentia as we dey mix the thing together, hehehehe grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Romance Section: Toast The One You Have Been Eyeing On Nairaland Here. No Charge by http(m): 1:06pm On Oct 18, 2011
my name is http

statistics: you'll know when you see it.

Who am i looking for; Hmm! its Iya trustee

Reason, i need african or Bendel insurance, i want to be protected from the terrestial power, eyin iya oooo!

i have a crush on Nayah  anyway embarassed undecided

Nayah, why are u speaking in tongues? undecided
RomanceRe: Women: Would You Rather Be Ugly And Intelligent Or Beautiful And Dumb? Pics by http(m): 12:50pm On Oct 18, 2011
sley4life:
i'l not choose any
Why? angry
RomanceRe: Women: Would You Rather Be Ugly And Intelligent Or Beautiful And Dumb? Pics by http(m): 12:45pm On Oct 18, 2011
sexkillz:
[color=#000055][size=14pt]Errm oga sah! We know say the question moot! Even the Op sef know! He just wan ask make people imaginate, use am catch fun! but as you don choose ugly[/b]colizing because of intelligence, well na your own be that! grin grin grin

You go agree say e dey easy to teach dumb person, than to do [b]"'Facial Reconstruction"
, a.k.a "Facialoplasty" a.k.a "Plastic Surgicality!"[/size]
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@murderkill lipsrsealed bros i hail o, pls lower ur engrish for the generality of dumb readers on this forum grin grin grin

All i want is a beautiful woman, she can tap on my inteligentia as we mix blood together, u know cheesy
RomanceRe: Distant Relationship: Happy Ending? by http(m): 3:57pm On Oct 14, 2011
It does, depends on the couples involved, that is where trust, communication and understanding plays a very big role, wink
CrimeRe: 70 Years Old Man Arrested For Defiling A Minor by http(m): 1:38pm On Oct 14, 2011
There is more to this, the man done do immortality juju, ogun aiku lo se. angry
RomanceRe: Can A Married Woman Have A Male Best Friend? by http(m): 1:17am On Oct 14, 2011
Dirac:
Until I joined Nairaland, I did not realise a lot of ladies lack common sense. How can the idea of a male best friend even be vaguely realistic. Look at it the other way, would you like your husband to have a female best friend?
My man, u are too hard on them now, you know they are the weaker v lipsrsealed grin grin so we need to bend and straighten them when necessary.
RomanceRe: Can A Married Woman Have A Male Best Friend? by http(m): 6:01pm On Oct 13, 2011
sexkillz:
^^^ I am tolding you! grin grin
^^^ Present continous grin grin grin tolding hehehehe! i laugh in egungun.

It is playing we are.

heeee! chei, just fall off my chair, heh! oga don catch me today for NL.
RomanceRe: Can A Married Woman Have A Male Best Friend? by http(m): 5:40pm On Oct 13, 2011
Nayah:
Sexkillz I was refering to http who said I"m playing with you smiley
Anyway you have your opinion I respect I got mine and I think we can't agree each other, because we see marriage in different wayas for friendship and couples
what i mean is that, calling ur brother your best friend while we are talking of someone not related to you by blood is like playing with the matter. wink

sexkillz:
If i may ask, WHAT exactly would someone discuss with a male best friend that cannot be discussed with your husband?

And which guy on earth would be understanding enough to allow his wife talk for hours with a MAN she is not related to by blood? Either on Phone or anywhere exactly?

Does it sound sensible to devote time meant for a husband to another Man? Because he is Your best friend?

Wait o? Am i not on Earth, in Naija again? Is this Mars? huh Somebody pls help! grin grin
@Sexmurder, bros u are still on earth, no mind Nayah, na play play she think the matter is, when nations have gone to war over the issue concerning women grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Can A Married Woman Have A Male Best Friend? by http(m): 5:01pm On Oct 13, 2011
Nayah:
http and sexkillz I told you something: I respect your points but let's try to considerate mine and try to understand what I'm saying
Http I'm not playing with anybody just share my opinion with you
Am not playing either, this na serious matter now.

This same Best friend made a man commit muder for here, killing his wife and cutting her into pieces, went to the Highway throwing her body parts on the highway. you see say na serious matter. Sure the woman must have being doing the best friends thing graduating to sleeping with the guy, husband finds out, commit murder.
RomanceRe: Can A Married Woman Have A Male Best Friend? by http(m): 4:54pm On Oct 13, 2011
sexkillz:
Choi! grin grin grin Na wa O!

Male best friend = Brother!  grin grin

Maybe, theoretically speaking, and in fairy tales yes, but on earth, where we have reality NO! Do you know how many marriages that have failed as a result of this Male best friend stuff?

Now these words "I say try because no one knows tomorrow I'm a human being so" are conflicting your earlier answer that you trust your heart at all times! May i ask why?

Nayah, if it's easy for you to separate things, you wont say no one knows tomorrow! You answer on things being easy for you to separate means you are always in control o your emotions! Really?. . .
@ Sexmurder, Nayah just dey play us, immagine having his brother as her Best friend, i laugh in Gboko grin grin

@ Nayah, please try having a male best friend not related to you and see fire spitting from your husband mouth, yash and everywhere there is hole in his body grin grin If you like call me a jealous or insecure man, no wahala i take am resemble baba God.

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