₦airaland Forum

egbesegbe:
Yh Relationships were not like those days that was why you were not told. The 21st century has turned everything less than what it ought to be.

Relationships--------- Meaningless
Feelings ----------------Heartless
Attitudes--------------- careless
Wives-------------------Fearless
Leaders-----------------Shameless
Youths-------------------Jobless
Children-----------------Mannerless
Education---------------Valueless
Food---------------------Fatless
Dress--------------------Sleeveless
Car------------------------Keyless
cooking-------------------Fireless
Phones-------------------Wireless
Infact Everything is less. Our prayer in this century is God don't let our endless hope make us speechless in this useless world.

Pls take heart dear.

Are you Warping, sorry rapping Nice ryme hehehehe

As far as am concern, Nuclear power plant is not the best for Nigeria, No single develope country is interested in Nuclear power plant again, taking the desaster in Japen as an example. Nigeria govt should look unto other sources of power generation like others have said here, coal, gas, wind and solar are far safer than nuclear.

Mind you, the Nuclear manufacturer want to stay in business and i bet you, they are seriously running at loss now cos, they have no project on in any country now, hence the need to sell the idea to our dumb govt.

Think again, can we manage any crisis from Nuclear, even Japan could not do that now and they are having serious impact from it, some other countries are even planning to shut their own down.

I belief we should be looking at coal preferably; Nuclear no no no.

As far as am concern, Nuclear power plant is not the best for Nigeria, No single develope country is interested in Nuclear power plant again, taking the desaster in Japen as an example. Nigeria govt should look unto other sources of power generation like others have said here, coal, gas, wind and solar are far safer than nuclear.

Mind you, the Nuclear manufacturer want to stay in business and i bet you, they are seriously running at loss now cos, they have no project on in any country now, hence the need to sell the idea to our dumb govt.

Think again, can we manage any crisis from Nuclear, even Japan could not do that now and they are having serious impact from it, some other countries are even planning to shut their own down.

I belief we should be looking at coal preferably; Nuclear no no no.

She no even try at all, if this is what you call beauty, them most of you guys need una head check

From that pix, she no even reach half of my wife beauty and i mean it, all i see is fake boobs, fake hair, fake eye lashes and am sure she speak fake english too. Pls go her house early in the morning and come back to tell us waht you see. Beauty is not what you see in the party, dinner or whatever you see around the neighborhood after dressing up, it is what you see in her house without all these fake cosmetics.

Tell her to be natural, and she might look better next time, man i no fit fall for this at all.

Haba! what is wrong in taking a 2nd wife? This is a matter of life and death

If supply cannot keep up to demand, there will be scarcity of resources and price will shot up, if the wife (supplier) cannot keep up to the husband (demand), there is already scarcity (Intimate) in the market, so the man need another supplier to cope with the demand. Abeg let the man go ahead.

On a serious note, alot of wife now, once they get married, that all, " i don get you, nothing dey happen" is there word women need competition which we all know help the consumer and lower the cost of goods in this case; it lower the cost the man pays to be intimate alot nough spit.

linkin8k:
Why do people just think they have the right to kill in the name of religion.

^^^
Yes, we can

Naija i hail deeee!!!

I see why my sista no wan pick my call so tey today is her birthday in naija, i called tired, she no pick call she finally pick am sha.

this is B.S, haba, are we that superstitious in naija, no wonder Goodluck will soon attached this rumour to Bokoed Haramed

On a serious note, no high frequency will kill anyone from receiving a call no matter what number is calling from, your phone maximum power is from 10db (decibel) to 50db wich cannot cause serious harm to human body

This kind rumour should stop abeg.

Haba! just dishing out millions like 5 naira change, yet we are seriously suffering and smiling.

Abegi! all this Igbos are becoming something else, haba! 5 states is enough
Those small states, una still want to devide it further just to take more revenue, okay now.

BinghiNya:
The southwest needs 11 more states to balance the equation.

The states and capitals are:

Ibadan state               Ibadan
Akoko state                 Ikare
Ilaje state                    Ugbo
Ijebu state                  Ijebu ode
ijesa state                   Ilesa
owo state                    owo
Ikale state                   okitipupa
Igbomina state            ila-orangun
owanbe state              abeokuta
Egbado state               lol
Egun state                   badagry

GEJ give the igbos their 2 states and give us our 11 states.  Please non Nigerians here should create www. moderated by igbos. Nairaland belongs to a yoruba man. The wisest Nigerian race is the yoruba race. I have been provoked into this tribal thing. I am a one-man Mopol. let the war begin.

Now u got me laughing and hitting my head against the wall

U want Anofia state, sorry Anoima states, i guess that one dey correct, but on a serious note, Nigeria is divided enough, any further division will cause katakata cos other region will ask for them own. My Igbo Invadaers, since una wan take lagos, make it your capital state

odumchi:
^^^
Nna Biko hapukwanu nkohu. Ana akpa aga aza enyere ndi Igbo no na Delta aka gi nasina abia kewa Abia.

What is hell are u talking about? is this an Ndigbo forum, english comot 4 ya mouth abegi u can speak broken engrish

GAR3TH:
Instead of asking for more states why cant the other geo-political zones lose a state?

Seriously, they want to add more states? why?

So that the new states can suck on the nippl.e of the federal gov, asking for allocations, and reducing other states budget.

So that this new states will be so small that it will have no source of internally Generated Revenue and will rely on the federal government for everything.

So that this new states will spend over 80% of its budget on salaries and less than 20% on development.

So that this new states will complain that it has no money for common minimum wage.

So that this new states will then say they are being marginalized by the federal government, that's why they are not develop, but in reality the state was a failure form the start.

So that this new states will then ask for more states to solve their problems because they are not develop, adding fuel to the fire.

Which one is it? seriously, are Nigerians really that st.upid and I.diotic that they cannot comprehend simple math?

the more states you create the more salaries you have to pay , which leads to less development.

Nigerians need to get over this ethnocentric mentality of my region/my tribe and start to think with COMMON SENSE.

What will 2 extra states do? will it put food on a table or build the broken down roads, No.

It will just give an extra reason for corrupt politicians to get paid, simple.

There is nothing these two new state can do that the 36 old states cann't.

The only difference is more political salaries.

Seriously, Does Nigeria really need any more pointless states?

Apart from lagos and rivers state, no other state can survive with out the federal government assistance.

They are all failure.

Nigerians needs to rethink state creation by actually decreasing the number of state and getting rid of the geo-political zones.

Basically lets redraw the state maps base of logic, economy viability and common sense, and not based on tribal or regional pride.

Gbammed! Igbotic gangarous

Let just discourage NUDITY and Indecency in our society, that all. If you are a parent, it is your responsibility to dress decently and that of your kids. you can wear ashawo dress when you are with your husband and boy friend in private to the exclusion of your kids if any.

The problem is wearing private dress in the home in public.

When you want to marry a lady, look at her mother, that will probably tell you what she will eventually become in your house, like someone posted already, you don't give what you don't have, alot of parent dress indecently, so what do you expect her to do with the kids.

Another annoying things with the boy kids the buying of TOY GUNS for boys and you don't want them to turn to Armed Robbers in future; what is the essence of toy guns for kids? okay the boy becomes sharp shooters abi?

Alot has to do with our currupt, irresponsible parent of today, i just wonder what next generation will be like.
Now we even have Kids beauty pageant, breeding of Ashawo of the future.

blank:
Hope they will not increase their tariff?

I guess you are not talking to me cos as for me and my familly, we are using their decoder for window dressing, enough text and mail for me to come renew my subcription, over 8 months now i just told them when they reduce their tarrif, i will be back, for now they can be bokoed haramed, i give no poo.

Bunch of thieves, na jail and forfeiture dem for suffer if na America dem try that, tax evader.

All this talk talk, decamp, recamp, merger and acquisition will amount to nothing as long as the same politicians are involve. Nigerians will remain deprive of their God-given wealth cos these politician gives no poo about your suffering.

If Igbo people like do all of the above, it will not stop the suffering in the south-east as long as we have the same set of thieves in charge of our affairs.

Pls stop tribal sentiment, all these politicians are the-same, no ethnic or religion sentiments when these thieves are in meeting, their concern is them pockets, take it or leave it.

Until the we kill and finish them, they are ready and stratigicing on how to finish us all, its a battle for survival, we poor Nigerians or the rulling thieves.

Geomel:
Wow that's a huge amount of money spent by the federal government,may God guide and protect this country in Jesus name.AMEN
www.web4lagos.com

Are u accusing the Federal Government of sponsoring Bokoed Haram?

The money is in millions and their bodies blown apart in millions

What a way to die

Now al qaida have gotten a new haven in west africa, Oga Goodluck, luck will not solve this o, u better balls-up and brings this menace and their sponsors to book or u might as well be the last Nigerian President if u ever finish your term alive.

nough said.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=752551.msg9087897#msg9087897 date=1315274186][size=38pt]Why is almost everybody fat?[/size][/quote]I guess the answer is

Princek12:
Iyan, akamu, amala, fufu, lafun, semovita, eba,

guinness (odeku), gulder, harp, star, 33 lager

bokoto (cowleg), cow head, saki, edo, fuku, goat head, goat feet, goat nyansh, cow nyansh, ponmo--orisirisi

Ileke, i nearly stumbled, collapse and waka comot from this epicenter when i make mistake peep look ur profile, my head swollen lesekese, when i see awon Iya Oshoronga, the eye fear me, eyin iya ema binu pe moshi aso loju oro o, omode lon se mi, eyin iya ooooooooooo

He looked Bokoed

Beaf:
You always talk very stup!dly like an orphaned, malnourished goat. Keep farting through your smelly mouth.
If I represent Jonathan, you surely represent boko haram.

Cow.

[quote author=alj_harem link=topic=752895.msg9087918#msg9087918 date=1315274542]see this animal .lol

no i don't represent BH because i don't agree with there views but U ON THE OTHER HAND SEES JONATHAN AS A god and would agree to his ever action even if it means killing urself u would say yes

goat[/quote]Hehehehehe! we now know who is goat and cow! bloody animalia

Well, people wait longer now to bury their dead which is alien to African as a whole.

Islamically, Muslims are to bury their dead ASAP, if someone dies in the morning, should be bury in the afternoon, that is the injuction of Allah. The only duty you own a dead person is to bury him/her ASAP and am sure everyone knows that about Islam.

toba:
@http. is your dad a christian?

yes

afam4eva:
You have a point there. I've noticed that inter-religious marriage exists among Yorubas because i've seen some Yoruba Moslems that have Christians as wives eg Fahola, Tinubu etc. I guess religion is not really a barrier for some Yoruba. But it could also imply that Yoruba are passive when it comes to Religion. Just a thought.

I bet to disagree that Yoruba are passive regard religion, i will say we are more OPEN, i am not a muslim cos my mum is, i am a muslim cos i pray and allow Allah's will for me and that is conviction not just parent telling you this is the religion that is right and good and that one is wrong and evil.

When people discovered themselves what matter to them and if that is the will of God for them, they will be convince and be convicted to it. I don't see anything in this world that can change me from Islam cos am convince about it.

My prayer is in Surat Fatia Ihidina siratal mustakim meaning Allah show us to the straight or right path.

Well, inter-religious marriage do exist but it more common among Yoruba where i came from.

I will use myself as an example, my father was a christian till he dies and my mum a muslim still living. am the last in the family, my mum practise her religion so does my dad.

We were giving both Christian and Islamic knowledge from both parents and left to decide on what to do when we grow older, all of us have muslim names and some do have christian names, buth we are keen having a yoruba names than Xtian names.

Overtime i have learned to respect both religion and what they believe and their areas of divergent. i know the principle of Xtianity and that of Islam cos i have been on both side. As i grew older i pray to God to show me the way and he does, Am a muslim even in the mist of Xtian but respect their decision and i know they respect my conviction to Islam too.

My lineage have both religion cos my grad parents are from both religion too. My wife is a Christian and we are open about that.

Let just be tolerant and pls respect people religion, "if u don't want someone to abuse ur parent, don't abuse theirs" I have seen alot of Xtian abusing Islam, the Prophet (PBUH) many time and u hardly finds a misguarded muslim insulting Jesus cos is UnIslamic.

@ OP, you have done well for urself, all i have to say is getting married is not a do or die affair, just make it as a matter of urgency, find a guy to impregnate you, when you have a child of ur own, you will be fine. Just make sure u get pregnant ontime cos ur chances of getting a single man to marry you @ 40 is slim. have baby and take care of ur child, you will be fine doing that.

One thing i know, when someone is desperate, things never works well in that situation and age or menopause is just right the conner. Wish you Miracle in ur quest.

Same reason why we now have alot of robbers stealling Brazilian and Indian hair around,

women and there insatiable wordly material, all for what? vanity

Whatever you are taking with you, declare it cos it will amount to lying and ur good seize. make sure you wrap them in transparent nylon bag so they don't have to open and do all those yamayama investigation on it.

When you reach the custom people, when ask what you carry, tell them and all will be well.

everyone know what brought him here, even though some have achieve their goal in life, the fear of uncertainty of what might happen to you back home is a major concern of most pple abroad, naija is not safe enough.

i hope the president know that there are more attacks BH are planning, let this not be "Teacher's assignment to his student" and after submission, you collect another assignment, cos the govt. never uncovered any plot until it happens and the response is, we are working to fish and meat out the perpetrators and they will not go unpunished

GEJ now realised Nigeria is more than Bayelsa, last word to you mr. president, if you can't handle the situation, pls throw in the TOWEL.

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=746793.msg9030661#msg9030661 date=1314583968]Finallyyy!!!!!!! We get to see what Jigga plus Beyonce would look like!

Queen B is having her first baby---Let's rejoice and tie damask.

Yes, Lady B is with child and looking absolutely glowing. Bey just stepped out on the VMA red carpet in a chic orange sheath and posed cradling her new baby bump,

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/28/beyonce-pregnant_n_939890.html[/quote]I know say na you fit post this kind thing, when are you getting pregnant BaBE?

and how does that affect Nigeria and my economy

congrat to them anyway cos am processing my own invention hope i hammer

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