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where has he been all this while, probably in GEJ detention for embezlement of fund

how was life there? hope u can still defend ur oga

muntucious fellow

@ poster, you've done what is expected from a responsible husband and father, come to think of it, some women if not all misuse and abuse the man if he is always around, helping her, treating her the way a woman should be treated.

just stand firm on what you think is right, don't give or allow any bullshit anymore cos it will never end, help her out of the business or job thing, may be she will appreciate ur love and change when she started making her own money, contributing to the family thereby changing her psyche. I hope this will work, wish you all the best.

Note: women never love and respect a slack man that cannot treat their Zap-U.P when the need arise.

Kobojunkie:
Are you delusional? What U-Turn?? ROFLMAO!!!

leave them jare oyi lon ko awon mejeji u-turn my foot.

Seun:
I love me a president that can make a u-turn instead of stubbornly driving the whole country into a ditch.

so na u-turn by u-turn this druken fisherman will be driving our affairs till we enter ditch

maclatunji:
But you are in Columbus Ohio now. What has an "O" at the front and back and has a "hi" in the middle?

bros, i know am not in Naija but no place like home, i love naija die, that is my home where am appreciated more and love, my ancestry home, some of my family are still there, even when am here my mind cry for naija.

really naija is messes up, nothing no good news comes out of Naija and the most painful thing is that the looters shows us that we are fools in everything and everyday.

What has an "O" at the front and back and has a "hi" in the middle? bros i no get this one?

God i pray this oil in our land dry off so that we can develop this country with our blood and sweat, God you know the oil is our problem and a curse on us, give us visionary leaders and not looters, let us the people realise our problem cos we are bad people who never want to hear the truth, and laaast Baba God remove all immunities in all these looters that has rendered Nigeria useless and bring back the glory of our land back in my generation cos i don suffer so much, i need to enjoy in my life time, amen, amin, ase

Jona bobo !

Jonathan !

GEJ ! How many times and ears you get, pls learn from your past do and die brothers regarding tenure elongation, one of them forget to ask for life elongation,

A word is enough for a wise if not covered with fishnet hat.

I laugh in Ezetu huhuhuhu!!!!

[quote author=emmatok link=topic=721026.msg8791663#msg8791663 date=1311679342][/quote]@islamrules
Can you pls use your time to know the bible more than wasting your talent about your hatred for muslim.

i dey laugh

i still dey laugh

laugh continous

now i dey vex

when will this issue die down? why are these people still  antling for anything sake.

see people fighting for nothing when we have many is not thousand of wahala in front of us to takle,

style style, the govt. dey laugh at our stupidity as Agbero dey complain for overload

Keep fighting o, misplaced priority, instead make dem takle govt for continous light in the country, better education, better pay for workers, improve legislature, better governance, they are fighting over Islamic banking

so na hate your enemy our fathers in christ dey preach now

ok now

he always says

abit u in response when am mad at him. i will beat you.
he called my wife Nike cos he always hear me calling his mum Anike, my personal name for her.

always trying to get the phone anytime i called home, his only word is fann meaning fine, when i ask him how are you.

i just love him.

As F A R as am concern, he can protect himself with whatever means, afterall Holy spirit doesn't protect against odeshi

Though, every Ramadhan, i always find myself in different condition and situation in life, i pray to Allah this time around to make it easy on me and my family and to all Muslim umah in general for the attainment and rewards of the holy month and beyond Ramadhan.

very excited!

All of una go cpmplian tire labour or labourer, una never see anything, thank God, the foolishness of majority now swallow the minority, that means in democrazy, the minority will have their say and the majority will have their way, so in naija case the majority are corrupt just like the Govt dey voted for.

pls wait till 2015, if majority of the so-called labour in labour union will have any mouth, expect reduction in pay instead of the increment.

Someone said, those that voted for PDP, their affairs will be run as PDP run Nigeria, that one no be curse, na reality and this is just the begining of the show, Nigeria grab ur safe rope and enjoy the FRESHIEST AIR in our history

shake head and spite saliva, tufiakwa

Una never see anything, since all of una f00ls, this is what you voted for, and plsssssss enjoy the FLESH AIR till 2017 se una hear labour, tell your members that their labour is in vain in this government, cos nothing 4 una.

If them like make them go strike, na dem go suffer, as long as the oil is being pump daily, no shakement

Please, labour or whatever you called urself, bear with our preseident, you know he has to pay many people for their hardwork before and during the just concluded election, so the govt cannot afford to pay any labour for now.

The govt. have a prioritize it pay check in this order.

1. Agip (all govt. in power personnel) must be paid for their usual support.

2. The new ministries must be funded adequately for there start, and all the porfolios in it.

3. The Govt. has to pay Nollywood for there unusual support during the election.

4. Obasanjo, IBB, Atiku, Aneneh, and you know them all must be paid daily.

5. All curropt politician and whathave you are all in govt. payrol, where you want the govt to pay the minimum wages when all these are in place.

please, wait till 2015 when the govt will have enough in his pocket to dash una the minimum change. Abeg allow the govt. to settle into business

i laugh when someone said he here for business, i laugh in Idoma, when even the fisherman know he has to answer the roll call to our colo master who are hungry for resources exploitation am laughing right now in Egbado.

Mr camelion should go to Cameroun for his business, there at least he will be welcome home to his father's land,  welcome home son.

Fresh air is selling fast at the following distribution center
113 Iweka road Aba,
112 Nnamdi Azekiwe Ebele road, idumota lagos,
1 Pound road Aba, and all the shops in obodo Nigeria,

Grab your coffin now
laugh and enter coma

women, give them dikkk, they want phussy, haba!

I laugh in ezetu, cos naija, we no need intelligent gathering when we can easily gather money and spend it easily, send police to the check point to catch Boko Haram, when we can send JTL to Mend, and detain Massob, and keeping POC in the bay.

Naija no get problem, so we don't need any intelligent gathering. I guess what the president should be doing now is to gather party insiltrators to gather intelligent into what other political parties are planning against GEJ 2015

the guy still dey celebrate him victory

why must he visit lagos, so make him call us rascals again, abeg, i no eat from my enemy pot, we can take care of ourself

expect nothing from a fisherman, note he is not Jesus who walks on water, neither can he produce any barrel of oil, but he can speed the money,

bunch of lunatics, so una dey expect something keep posting urself in self dilution and rejection, una better accept the situation, hehehehe nice rhyme. if am you guys, better buy new 50KVA gen, cos the importer are considering increment in price of gen since naira don fall inside gutter.

and what the phuck about that

will that change anything in naija and that dullard drunken fisherman prewsident of water side whose brain has been filled with polluted water

Happy birthday Madiba as you clock 93 also my mother as she clock 80 today. Happy birthday mum, love and missing you.

I laugh in Igbeti

A woman who has no respect for her husband and mother-in-law says alot about her upbringing, am sure her mother is abusive and that what she learn while growing.

call her and inform her of your trouble, let her know the consiquence of her action, every action comes with a reaction, she better change or comot. Its not about she has a son for me bla bla bla, alot of guys like you are either in thier grave yard or kirikiri, you better call her to order and make sure you inform her parent at least once before you send her packing.

I can remember when my wife misbehave once, wetin crase man do, i just gave her final yellolw card, and slightly shown her say i get RED card for back pocket, on sighting the tip of the RED card, babe chilled fast fast, women need crase men to slow their growing crazilous behaviour .

Am sure you aloowed her do all this, they will always give you tips of their mad behavior and wait for you reaction, since you just did not respond well, that is the begining of your trouble, just wait some months, you will have multiple court case.

women are ripe btw 18 to 25 and start going down as they get older, @ OP, 32 years is a long thing cos, i don't lnow what you've being doing all this time.

am sure a lot of guys have come your way and you know what you did to them good or baD.

For now, you have to take your chance cos, let me be serious, guys done marry finish and the remaining one are not ready to marry, most guys withing your age range, must have gotten married now, leaving the younger one left. so the equation is

1+1+=2 i.e guys of your age range are married.
1+-1=0 i.e the youger once are not ready, even when they are ready, they don't want older lady.
-1+-1=-2 i.e time don pass.

just pray to God, i hope you get some answer.

but on a serious note, pls girls stop this over ambitious tendency, get married on time and enjoy your self as you are getting older.

Disclaimer, ther maths up there is (love maths) do not attempt at home.

All theze na shouting, abeg make everybody go siddon and look, period.

when u force people to marry by force. what do you expect to happen in that marriage? ur guess is as good as mine.
Nigeria foundation was on a bad one, we were force to live together, pls this trouble will never go away until all these are resolve.

1. Sovereign National Conference where we will decide if we still want to be together or not, there, we will have all our problem solve, then we can resolve other social injustice and what-have-you.

2. Whatever the outcome of 1 is, that will determine where we are going, either positive or otherwise.

If this is not done, kiss Nigeria Goodbye.

whatever happens in the next few months will determine our next line of action where am not rulling out another civil war, sectarian voilence or any kind of misfurtune.


Nigeria is a fail project already.

Fresh Air indeed
2015 is around the con, pls let this man con, in power
Nigeria deserve what he get.

blank:
See yourself? Dem ask question u begin set your own question, answer am. Na wa 2 u. If you never stay one place for up to a yr, say it boldly. Mr columbus.

Abeg no blame me, na God work carry man dey leave with beast yes, i never stay for one place 4 a year before i disappear from naija, thank God am marry now, so i have settle down from 40 years of wandering

tlops:
You guys should leave http oh! if you ask him which countries he has lived in you will be amazed how many countries our comrade will list simply because his name is HTTP, or na www or yahoo yahoo.

http, keep walking

my broda, u are in spirit, as for country, i got Ghana, Benin Republic, and now am dissecting the U.S map now, my usual style is to dissect the whole country before moving to another one, i will update you on Ghana and Benin republic soon

blank:
This http sef. Is it comprehension or insanity that is worrying u? Dem ask which state have u lived for up to a year, u begin talk of all the towns and villages that u passed through. I can describ Lokoja very well cos na where i dey pass but e no mean say i don live there. Na just to dey brag and brag.

Shaaatap i saw i never stay long for any place, can't u comprehent, talk of insanity or comprehension, both dey worry u confirmed.

Well for me, i hardly stay in one place since i was born, na soso movement all my life, i have stay or leave in the following places in one time or the other in my life, but now am retired cos of marital life.

Abia close to Ohafia

Enugu in Udi, Nsukka, obolo, Nkpologu

Ebonyi Ezzangbo, Nkalagu, Effium, Ugbala, Ngba along that only road like look like a u-turn.

Benue that one plenty: Otukpo, Otukpa, Gboko, Katsina-ala, Zakibiam, Aliade, Igbor, Shangev-tiev, Abakpa, Tor-Donga, Ochobo etc

Akwa-Ibom: Etinan, Eket, Ikot-Abasi, Abak, Ikot-Ubo, Azumini, Ikot-ekpene, Itu, and Uyo main town.

Nassarawa: Keffi to loko, yelwa, mada, Gitata, Panda and that Yoruba Military Barrack; chei i don forget where dem beat me, anyway along Jos road.

Taraba: Jalingo, Tafida, Ibi (no road town where R-Benue pass, Karim-lamido, Lau, Junleri, Lankoviri, Bambuka etc.

Plateau: Ikputu, Shendam, Zamko, Amper, Langtang, Pankshin, Panyam, Bembem, Jimiya, Fuskam mata, Bukuru, Mangu, Kassa etc

Adamawa: Ganye, Jimeta, Jiberu, Mubi, Uba, Michika, Mayo bani, Bazza, Shelleng, Numan etc.

Gombe: Duku, Jamari, Nafada along Potiskhum rd, Bajoga, Tula, Filiya; the road to Karim-Lamido, Garko etc.

Bauchi: Ho! my favourite state, Dass, Darazo, Gabarin, Kari, Misau, Azare, Udubo, Katagum, Bara, Alkalere, Wikki etc

Borno: Askira, Balala, Biu, Miringa, yelwa, Burma, Shani, Badir, Damboa, Bama, Gwoza, Madagali, Kunduga, Magumeri, Gubio, Zari, Damasak up to
Dusi where the border is to Niger republic, If u want pics i'll give u all.

Yobe: Potiskhum, Damaturu, Ngelzama, Zoro, Nangere, Dapchi, Gashua, Nguru, Machina-the border town to Niger-Republic.

Jigawa: Hadeija my cool town, Mallammaduri, Gumel, Ringim, Kazaure-the road to Daura in Katsina etc.

Anambra: Igbo kwenu! Okija shrine, Onitsha, Nnewi, ihiala, uli, electronic market.

Imo: my main town, Owerri, Umuduru, Etiti, Orlu, Ihuo, Obaku, and my favorite hotel

Delta: Warri, Ughelli, Oleh, Ozoro, Ashaka, Burutu, Forcados, Evremi, Abbi, kwale, Onicha, Ekuku-Agbor, Isele-uku, Asaba, Umunede, Ete-uromi,
Bojiboji Ogwashuku, Ibusa etc.

Edo: Oluku, Odigbi, Uyere, Igbogor, Orah, Siluko, sapoba, Obiaruku, Idokpa, ewohinmi, Ebelle, Ekpon, Igueden, Ehor, Irrua, Sabongida-ora, Ozalla
where young girls unclothed for festival, Ekpoma---yeee! gun, Agenebode etc.

Ekiti: Effon-alaye, ikole, ikere, ilawe, igede, ishan, Ise, Emure, Aiyede, Oye--election rigger, Omuo etc

Ondo: Idanre, Igbatoro, igbokoda, aiyetoro, Omisore, Ifetedo, Owena, Ofos, Ore,Okitipupa, Ajilete, Mahin, Ile-oluji, Owo, Idoani, Akungba, Ikare, Ifon

Oyo: Kute, Ibadan, Fiditi, Lanlate, Iseyin, Igangan, Ofiki, Ago-are, Ikoyo, Ogbomoso, Tafon, Sapeteri, Shaki, Wasinmi, Ilero, Ado-awaye, Ogbontosa.

Ogun: Oni, Omu, Odeda, Owode, olorunda, Ajebo, Iperu, Ijebus, Odogbolu, Shagamu, Alakuko, Waterside, Otta, Ifo, Oja-Odan, Imeko, Oke-odan etc.

Osun: Ede, Inisa, Ibokun, Ilesha, Ife, Ifewara, Ejigbo,Iwo, Odeomu, Ifetedo, Ipetuijesha, Oke-Imesi, Ila, Ikirun, Ilobu, Okuku, Osi etc.

Kwara: Ilorin, Offa, Ajasse, Omuaran, Petegi, Lafiaji, Shonga, Jebba, Bode-shadu etc.

Niger: Mokwa, Bida, Lemu, Wushishi, Minna,Gwada, Zungeru, Gunni, New-bussa, Pizhi, faje, Kabchi, Kontagora, Bari, Tegina, Zente, Rijau, Sarkipawa.

Kebbi: Bin-yauri, yelwa, Bagudo, Tunga-Ilela, Zaga, Jega, Birnikebbi, Masama, Argungu, Tambawel, Allero, Kamba, Zuru, Kandu, Marafa, Ribah etc.

Kano: Kano city, Wudil, Tudunwada, kibiya, Garko, Gaya, Kachako, Ajingi, Danbatta, Kabo, Gwarzo, Albasu or sometging like it etc.

Kaduna: Birni-gwarri, Ganga, Buruku, Rigacikun, Kachia, Kafanchan, Gimi, Iya-tawa, Pambeguwa,Dutsan-wai, Zaria, Lere, Doka,Ribako etc.

Katsina: Shinkafi, Yashi, Daura, Hunkuyi, Palgore, Funtua, Karfi, Faskari etc.

Zamfara: my primary assignment state before i started deploying myself round naija: Gusau, Bungudu, Maru, Talata-mafara, Bakura, Birni-magaji,
Kaura-namoda, Zurmi, Gunmi, Tsafe-Orientation camp, Maradun, Anka, Moriki, Shinkafi, Mada, Langalanga etc.

Sokoto: Sokoto, Illela, Goronyo, Kurawa, Wamako, Jabo, Rabah, Ganji, Malamawa, Yerimawa, Rafin-kudu, Sanyinan-daja etc.

Kogi: Lokoja, Ajaokuta, Ososo, Okene, Kabba, Mopa, Isanlu-esa, Koton-Karfi, Ikebe, Idah, Idibo, Eganyi etc.

Cross-River: Calabar, Uwet, Ugep, Nko, Obubra, Ikom, Nkomfap, Ogoja, Okuku, Akpakpa, Obudu, Otuk etc.

Bayelsa: Yenagoa, Amasoma, Furupa, Peniton-Island(Ezetu), Mbiama, Ayebabiri too much water i run comot.

Rivers: I have been to all the Rumus; Rumoula, Rumuokoro, Rumuigbo, Bori, Tabangh, Gokona, Ogoni, Degema, Ahoada, Obido, Abua, Opobo, Elele.

Please, dont say its a lie, cos i will tell u how to get there, either by water or road.

longlive http,