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RomanceRe: Let's Discuss Why Relationships Break Up. . . by http(m): 2:44pm On Jul 07, 2011
In my little unnderstanding about marriage or relationship, alot gotta do with effective communication and commitment, without this two, nothing will work out.

When things are discussed and determined to resolve, it will work out, from sex, finance, in-law, children e.t.c followed by prayer to whatever u believe in.

I have had my share of bad communication with my wife, but we work on it, and today am grateful to God that we are having a nice marital life and i we are commited to make our marriage work cos i know some pple are not happy about our union.

Pls talk to your wife or hubby about things u know that are not okay with you, u will be glad you did.

I pray that all couples going thru one trouble or the other for God to come to their aid, amen, amin.


A minute of silence for those that have lost partner to this inferno, 59' 60' amen grin
FamilyRe: Should A Lady Marry A Man Who Is Jobless? by http(m): 8:08am On Jul 06, 2011
obowunmi:
well said my brother. How wife go take respect am ? No money, no respect.
God bless your mouth, how can a man be in a marriage without Job, its better to leave the house and never return till you land job than be in the house depending on your wife, God created women to enjoy the man and man to enjoy his hardwork both physically and emotionally.

I understand the situation where a man loose his job, the advise is this look for job and never return till you land one. I pray that all men going thru this, God will surely come to their rescue, amen.

A minutes of silence for all men going thru this situation, 59' 60' amen grin
FamilyRe: Should A Lady Marry A Man Who Is Jobless? by http(m): 7:57am On Jul 06, 2011
I will never marry any woman without a job, i will never allow myself to be violated by any woman just because i don't have a job. I am a man, pls i have my ego intact grin and will never trade that with anything in this world.

what make me different from my wife is that i provide for the family, that is my job, if she like, she can contribute but will never ask her to do that, and she should do what ever she likes with her money.

I provide for her and the kid, so pls dont even go there.

The worst thing that can happen to a man is to loose his value and the bread winner, Guys pls Never marry any woman even if she get pregnant for you if you don't have a job. I pray that no guys fall again in this bad situation, cos its better to be dead than marry without providing and more importantly you being the bread winner. wink
RomanceRe: Can Prostitution Ever Be Justified? by http(m): 7:40am On Jul 06, 2011
Prostitutes serve their purpose in the society, atleast they help reduce the incidence of RAPE in naija lipsrsealed
PoliticsRe: Where Is Save Nigeria Group (SNG)? by http(m): 7:38am On Jul 06, 2011
check ur backyard grin
IslamRe: Sanusi Warns Muslims Against Joining Issues With Christians by http(m): 7:35am On Jul 06, 2011
Why all the noise about Islamic banking, if u feel islamic banking is not for u, then shut the F00k up, u can start ur own christian banking. angry

enough of this madness, everyday the politician are degrading our future and the only thing we do is to make noise, we won't make noise when we perceive bad governance, only on religion, f000lish set of people with no brian to know what is important.

Christian leave muslim to do their thing and do your too. Must everything muslim becomes problem for christian, bunch of f00ls, set up ur christian banks and bank their, we just create wahala for ourselve where there is none grin

With this little insult of mine to you f00ls, i hope i've been able to insult you and not to confuse you that Islamic banking is good and will not cause wahala 4 you hippocraze grin grin grin

Walahi kai dan buroba shege! grin grin grin cheesy cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Chirsty essien Igbokwe Dead by http(m): 8:04am On Jul 01, 2011
May her soul rest in peace, i really love her song,

Another icon has gone, death the inevitable, cry
CelebritiesRe: Miss Taraba , Sylvia Nduka Is The Winner Of Most Beautiful Girl In Nigeria by http(m): 1:36pm On Jun 27, 2011
Beauty pageant is meant for the not-so-smart people, all i see is girls with no idea regard to what they want in life, trying to cut conners.
wasted generations of copy cats. wink

show us ur underwear and ur yeye skin under for a price, girls with no dignity, i don't know who want her sista and wife to be in those public disgrace.
CelebritiesRe: Miss Taraba , Sylvia Nduka Is The Winner Of Most Beautiful Girl In Nigeria by http(m): 1:20pm On Jun 27, 2011
All i see is brothel workers representing their various operation states and offices.

mtchee!!!! angry
TravelRe: Is The Uk Worth Staying In Anymore Or Should One Consider Moving Back To Nigeria by http(m): 1:41pm On Jun 24, 2011
Bros, have u think about relocating to the U.S, its better here than UK. wink
EducationRe: If U Had A Chance, To Punish Ur Past Sec School Teacher? Who And Why? by http(m): 5:53am On Jun 23, 2011
imagine VP telling me to write noise makers name as the class captain and my name must always be number 1, so i kuku catty class register and put every names their including those absent, expel, suspension angry

i wonder how many souls he has touch with cane, everymonday we must buy cane come school cos, he always exhust cane supply in the school. lipsrsealed
EducationRe: If U Had A Chance, To Punish Ur Past Sec School Teacher? Who And Why? by http(m): 5:45am On Jun 23, 2011
chei i remember the wicked man, mr Oguneko, chei the name send chivers inside my body, that man can beat the dead and raise the dead into living. even devil cannot stand his beating, he has a master in beating and special punishment, God should employ him for beater hell bound inhabitant, he can come and spend weekend in heaven after a hard week days in Hell grin.

i my secondary school was my VP, yeeeeeeeeee! baba lukula can kill person, he beat student in their spinal cord, just in the middle with his double cane banter, i don't know if i can allowed him enter heaven for weekend angry
InvestmentRe: NSE: Foreign Investors Dump Shares Over Bombings by http(m): 5:34am On Jun 23, 2011
let us pray for those bomber to come out and confess,

pls remember them in ur prayer, God prevail on their heart to stop this treat.

Pls remember our president in prayer in order to continue his good job, because he is a honest man who does not want trouble from anywhere. lipsrsealed

can somebody say amen kiss
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Reaction After Election On The South West by http(m): 2:14am On Jun 10, 2011
I don't know what all this noise is all about, the we Yoruba are not interested in the so call marginalisation cos we are not cry babies.

Obj, Bankola, Etteh et all did not benefit the Yorubas when they were there, they only serve their pocket and families. angry

The Yorubas believe in Personal achievement and strive for independence and work towards their future not relying on who is in power or not.

I don't care who is in power as long as the person serve Nigeria well, pls leave all these ethnic bigotry and political owambe grin you guys are crying on, we Yorubas are not clamouring for all this rubbish, we are developing our region not waiting for someone in Abuja to help us out.

We are too busy to care abpout who is at the center pls cool
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Is Your Most Valued Asset? by http(m): 4:45pm On Jun 08, 2011
my mother.
PoliticsRe: x by http(m): 2:17pm On Jun 06, 2011
Bankole meaning contractor help me build house

Bank Ole means help me Rob house.

He has rob the house, why una dey complain, i remember this guy for Ahmadiya central mosque in Abuja in his regular white attire, with security details all around him.

I was in the second roll and a space was kept for him in the first role, what came to my mind then was, why must they keep a space 4 someone not in the mosque when u are not the Imam, imagine our religious bigot know no boudary.

I weep for naija my home.

The like of Bankole should not be allowed to walk the street freely. angry
Christianity EtcRe: Daddy Adeboye Is Innocent by http(m): 2:04pm On Jun 06, 2011
Viques:
Dear NL, if u've got nothing gud to say about pple Y don't u all jst remain quiet. BTW are u guys trying to say dat he cannot pray for a dead child to rise up or dat it is wrong calling on the God of his father(s), abeg give me a break jooor. Most of u sleep off when prayers are going on in your churches (i.e if u go to church @ all), and if not u'ld have heard u pastors call on the God of Abraham, Isaac & Jacob, the God of David, God of Elijah and Elisha. All these pple were jst men and it doesn't mean they are idolized. Pls pple wake up but stop the insult, he is not my pastor tho.
God of Nairaland, Amen
hehehehehehehehehe!!!!!!!!!

yeeee! i don fall 4 ground, chei! where my pant!!!! grin grin grin grin


I laugh in Nairaland huhuhuhuhu!!! grin
Christianity EtcRe: Daddy Adeboye Is Innocent by http(m): 1:59pm On Jun 06, 2011
During the 2011 June Holy Ghost Service, a man testified that his daughter that had been dead for 4 days rose up from the dead after four days, when he prayed that the God of our father in the Lord should intervene.

@ OP, u mean someone unconscious for 4 days.

How did the man stay with a dead body for 4 days without the body smelling and other things.

Is the man a doctor who confirm the daughter is dead?

i laugh in RCCG grin
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend’s New Job Makes Her Proud by http(m): 1:50pm On Jun 06, 2011
What do u expext?

Go get a job, leave decent and the sky will be ur starting point.

As per the girl, she just helping u to learn one or two things that they cannot be trusted.

My qoute is this " i am the husband of my wife only when am around"

I hope that qoute mak sense, a man should not center his life around any woman, is not worth it. wink

if she does n't want you, your parent want u.
Jokes EtcRe: African Jacuzzi by http(m): 4:04am On Jun 05, 2011
Better be sure say the guy no dey inside herbalist hot pot grin
PoliticsRe: Celebrate Nigeria's Diversity - Posters' Rich Diversities. by http(m): 5:18am On May 27, 2011
http from Lagos and Yoruba, grin

Isale eko straight
PoliticsRe: GEJ Invites Buhari To His Presidential Inauguration! by http(m): 9:50pm On May 25, 2011
saint9:
The idiotic and notorious general will never honour that invitation rather he will ask his boko haram to strike that is when he will be doomed for life,a piece of advice for him and his followers:know that you jihadist can never rule nigeria again so for your good,go back to the desert,remain there and rare your cattles cos that is your work,aso rock no fit you and your fellow jihadist tongue
Is this how u address ur parent?

Beaf:
Exactly! Here is someone out of touch with reality and modernity, someone who should be enjoying his grandchildren. But he will be there, losing as usual in 2015, 2019, 2023, 2027, 2031, and in "spirit" from 2035 onwards.
. . .As always, inspired by sharia and backed by almajiri's his useless administration helped disenfranchise.

Nigeria has said a final goodbye to coup plotting, illiterate, bush and damn primitive generals that have relentlessly dragged us backwards. Its the communication age, with twitter, facebook and the like holding sway; its surely not the time for decripit old cows who can barely read the alphabet on mobile phone keys, talkless fathoming how to use one.

SSS bera check his dusty arse for any Bin Laden inspired tools and equipment.
This show alot of guys here lack serious home training, calling someone old as ur parent all sorts of name, shame on u guys.

Either Buhari comes or not is none of ur business.

Let see how u guys end up in life,.
PoliticsRe: PDP Ministerial List By State by http(m): 4:33pm On May 24, 2011
[quote author=Omo_Tier1 link=topic=674304.msg8383429#msg8383429 date=1306239827]my fiffle, walahi! u i never sabi am sey this i pfresh air? kai! me alhaji tanko i no tell am por u sey after election, u i go smell presh air everywhere walahi , cheesy cheesy cheesy

ci fi ci , fower to the fiffle,

fi di fi , change change, kobo kobo

Aei si Nuu , one nijeria,, one nijeria frogreess[/quote]hehehehe, kai i don faal 4 ground wif this,


i laugh in kaura namoda grin
RomanceRe: What Are Your "five Foundations" Of A Solid Relationship? by http(m): 5:45am On May 23, 2011
There is nothing like Solid relationship, what we have is conveniency relationship where the 2 partners are in mutual harmony where alot of things plays in like,

1. Money is the first,
2. Role playing,
3. Good Sex ( sorry naija gals don't have this) grin
4. Understanding of consequency (u cheat, u're gone)
5. Continuous worldly success if not relationship deminishing curve set in. cool
Nairaland GeneralRe: NL Men/boys Borrow Me Ya 2 Minutes Abeg! by http(m): 4:30pm On May 19, 2011
there are hole everywhere i look grin even if there is no available one, brothel dey, yeye girl, u better face ur studies, olodo angry

All u know is men! men!! men!!!

Just small time now, u will soon expire, pls check ur "To use date" and better be use or dump into the trash like poo.

Let me see ur stinky a$$ next time angry

Shior, spite and left room. grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: NL Men/boys Borrow Me Ya 2 Minutes Abeg! by http(m): 4:25pm On May 19, 2011
follypimpi:

Bro tke it easy now.
so we should keep silence cos one despotic vergin thinks because she has a hole in-between her leg, she can talk as she want, God punish u today, haba! cheesy

Isiewu of a girl angry
Nairaland GeneralRe: NL Men/boys Borrow Me Ya 2 Minutes Abeg! by http(m): 4:05pm On May 19, 2011
@ OP, pls change the topic to:

"Fraustration of a despotic vergin" and leave men out of your trouble, haba!

Enough wahala for NL,

In your next life, i know u wanna be boi, sorry its too late.

learn how to deal with boi from different background, i laugh in okrika una mennnnnn!
Forum GamesRe: What's Bothering You Right Now? by http(m): 1:14pm On May 18, 2011
To see my wife and Boi, be good dad.
RomanceRe: Why Do Babes Fall So Cheaply To Guys Over The Internet /facebook by http(m): 12:40pm On May 11, 2011
@Odunno and Agaba123, u guys are confusing the whole house with this Igbo language especially the OP grin

Igbo Kwenu o!
RomanceRe: She Is So Fine by http(m): 2:44am On May 10, 2011
neily:
She is beautiful so what?
cos u're not cheesy

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