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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs West Ham United (1 - 1) On 22nd July 2020 by Humanoid01(m): 7:03pm On Jul 22, 2020
proxillin:
once manu loose this game, chelsea loss means nothing...

Liverpool is gonna roast my chelsea anyways...but comfort is if manu loose
Chelsea needs at least a draw against Liverpool if Man united loses to West ham. If Chelsea loses to Liverpool and Wolves, and Man united and Leicester both settle for a point on the final day, then Chelsea will drop to 5th on goals difference. So it's a must win or draw for Chelsea tonight.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs West Ham United (1 - 1) On 22nd July 2020 by Humanoid01(m): 6:50pm On Jul 22, 2020
Man united vs Leicester. That game will literally be a final.
Romance › Re: Happy Birthday To Meeeeeeeeee! by Humanoid01(m): 10:43am On Jul 22, 2020
Something!


Lol happy birthday bro. I wish for you the good returns of the day. Na one day you take follow me sha! grin

Plus that your daughter beauty nor be here, what a cutie.
Celebrities › Re: Yoruba Actor, Yusuf Satia Is Dead by Humanoid01(m): 10:36am On Jul 22, 2020
bjprodint:
one of my fears about death is what people will say about me when i am gone.


RIP young man
You've got to be kidding lol. If you're not going to be conscious of that, why should it bother you? Your only fear should be where you'll be after you die.
Gaming › Re: Man Played Arsenal To Win 960k And Lost Everything PHOTOS by Humanoid01(m): 2:35am On Jul 22, 2020
I hope we don't see a suicide thread on this later today.
Romance › Re: My Fiancee Insists We Spend N500k Or Less On Our Wedding But I Want To Spend N1M by Humanoid01(m): 2:20am On Jul 22, 2020
Sixfeetbelle:
How?
Why?
Where? What's there in this story to bash?

A guy loves his girlfriend and wants to cherish her. Why would women bash men over this?

Or do you mean women will compare, thus putting unnecessary stress on the men folk?
Here's a little task:

Checkout the post of the lady on this thread at 3:36 pm yesterday. That's exactly what I meant.
Celebrities › Re: Prophet Odumeje Sprays Money And Dances With Flavour by Humanoid01(m): 6:52pm On Jul 21, 2020
kingxsamz:
There is no real or fake pastor. There are only pastors.
You did not understand what you just said.
Romance › Re: This Is Why I'm Not Friendly And Have No Friends by Humanoid01(m): 5:06pm On Jul 21, 2020
Badboibipo:
I wished I didnt have to know how fake people are because then i probably would have been friendly and have tons of friends. I noticed as a kid that people are extremely nice to me on my best looking days and not as friendly on my worst. I could walk past my best friend and If im not looking as good as they like they would pretend not to see me. Everybody in my life loves me for only my looks including my parents. I'm not kidding. My mom doesnt show me much love when I'm high and look my worst, she acts like she hates me all cuz my face starts to look rough and my pretty boy looks vanished for a few hours. I cut everyone in my life of cuz I know they only like me for shallow reasons, I fucking hate society for this nonsense. See hoes smiling at me all cuz I'm looking my best, like they wont be mean to me if I'm high and look haggard. I will die alone in my room, I wont tolerate fake relationships
Bro, you need to renew your mind. Fill your mind with good thoughts and watch your life transform. Your looks or what people think about you will begin to matter less, because whether you like it or not, people will think and act how they like.
Celebrities › Re: Prophet Odumeje Sprays Money And Dances With Flavour by Humanoid01(m): 4:39pm On Jul 21, 2020
hollah123:
even if devil comes on the pulpit with its two horns,many will still follow him
Simple reasoning should enable some people detect fakers like this man.
Romance › Re: This lady in my compound want my friendship on Whatsapp only by Humanoid01(m): 2:28pm On Jul 21, 2020
She's probably introverted, and expresses herself better through texting. You should ask her (Online).
Romance › Re: My Fiancee Insists We Spend N500k Or Less On Our Wedding But I Want To Spend N1M by Humanoid01(m): 2:04pm On Jul 21, 2020
Which kind wahala be this? The only thing I have to say is you have created an avenue for ladies on this forum to bash men.
Romance › Re: What Age Did You Start Caring For Yourself Independently by Humanoid01(m): 1:45pm On Jul 21, 2020
Westernlove:
I don't really envy guys like you because I'm sure your parents where the ones financing your studies and other expenses while you were In school......So park for one side first please.....
This is not nice at all. Is there anything wrong with his parents financing his expenses as a student? Just because you became independent early doesn't mean others who do/did much later are lazy and unambitious. If I may ask, what was your reason for creating this thread?
Romance › Re: BBNAIJA: Nengi Show Off Her Ass As She Rock Sexy Swimwear In The House. PHOTOS by Humanoid01(m): 12:51pm On Jul 21, 2020
SocialJustice:
Una don come again, hypocrites of the highest order. Since you don't like it, stay away from it.

I don't watch football and I don't go into football threads condemning players.
On what grounds would you be able to condemn players? Mr. Woke, I hail o.
Romance › Re: I'm Shocked To See Ozo In Big Brother Naija by Humanoid01(m): 12:46pm On Jul 21, 2020
All of you sending phone numbers. I will tell him o! grin
Romance › Re: Stay Single And Give Birth To Children, Ifu Ennada Advises Girls by Humanoid01(m): 12:41pm On Jul 21, 2020
Lazycyndy:
Of course we need men to have kids but that's it, nothing more nothing less. Read well to understand her point.
A quick question: Did you grow up with a single parent?
Romance › Re: Stay Single And Give Birth To Children, Ifu Ennada Advises Girls by Humanoid01(m): 12:37pm On Jul 21, 2020
ImaIma1:
She's talking based on the kind of men she has been dating.

She should keep her advice for herself
A lady with a brain spotted. Kudos!
TV/Movies › Re: Laycon, From Shame To Fame: Meet The BBNaija Housemate Who Was Mocked Online by Humanoid01(m): 12:12pm On Jul 21, 2020
fawaz050:
Actually, You're stupid.
Why? Because his English doesn't tickle your fancy? For what it's worth, he may be more intelligent than you are. Don't make the mistake of using one's vocabulary skills as a yardstick for intelligence.
TV/Movies › Re: My Experience At Big Brother Naija Audition Last Year by Humanoid01(m):
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Sports › Re: Chelsea To Face Arsenal In FA Cup Final As De Gea Errors Eliminate Man United by Humanoid01(m): 7:58am On Jul 20, 2020
hotwax:
Seriously why are manu bitter looser. This mod or op for example.

So you want to pin everything on de Gea.

When rashford, martial, greenwood had 0 short on target.

All the saves de Gea did nko? It could have been 7:0.

Saw how kovashic dominated them in the midfield. Is de Gea a midfielder?

Now to my arsenal fans congratulating themselves on this forum. You have win the cup before playing. You didn't learn from manu noise making.

He go clear for una eyes
I just tire o! One of their excuses was that he didn't start Martial. They all forgot that Martial replaced Bailly before Chelsea scored their first goal. Bunch of sore losers.
Sports › Re: Chelsea To Face Arsenal In FA Cup Final As De Gea Errors Eliminate Man United by Humanoid01(m): 7:55am On Jul 20, 2020
Kaydans:
I'm a Chelsea fan but Arsenal likely to win it..
Because that's the only way the could play an European competition come next season.
Lmao!

Arsenal's chance of playing in the Champions league this season was beating Chelsea in the Europa league, while Chelsea had already secured a spot. Everyone expected Arsenal to win that game, but they were thumped 4-1. So, you just don't say.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Chelsea : FA Cup Semi-final - (1 - 3) On 19th July 2020 by Humanoid01(m): 10:50pm On Jul 19, 2020
Angelfrost:
You clearly can't read or comprehend... Well, I can't help you there.

Who started the game for both teams??! How many regulars started comparably for both teams within the first 45 minutes!!!... Not talking about who came in after.

Trying to trick?! Really??! So, I am supposed to be a fan of either team in order to have an opinion here??! Damn! You are truly the genius, aren't you??!...

Bro, like I said before... You have won the game, no need being bitter or petty over triviality. Just bask in the moment!

This attack on my person, because of my opinion (which I'm entitled to) is just childish! Please, move along!!!
Oga accept your defeat and goan sleep abeg.
Romance › Re: Why Does This Older Woman Always Looks At Me In A Angry And Jealous Manner by Humanoid01(m): 11:57pm On Jul 18, 2020
Oluromantic:
Seems you just started following her
Nope, I've been seeing her posts for quite some time now. I just found it fitting to ask that question on this thread.
Sports › Re: Dj Cuppy The Jonah In Arsenal Ship by Humanoid01(m): 10:21pm On Jul 18, 2020
Of all the millions of fans of Arsenal, DJ cuppy who has no direct affiliations with the club was actually the cause of their poor form? Lmao.
Romance › Re: Why Does This Older Woman Always Looks At Me In A Angry And Jealous Manner by Humanoid01(m): 10:18pm On Jul 18, 2020
Mamagee3, why do you ask these questions?
Romance › Re: Why Does This Older Woman Always Looks At Me In A Angry And Jealous Manner by Humanoid01(m): 10:18pm On Jul 18, 2020
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Christianity Etc › Re: Father Joachim Cabanyes Dies Of COVID-19 Disease In Enugu by Humanoid01(m): 10:11pm On Jul 18, 2020
Wahala90:
Unlike markets, Churches are places of order but markets are open. Close markets too if you really care.
Not everybody goes to church, but everybody goes to the market.
Family › Re: I Am Having Issues With My Brother’s Wife And Her Two Sisters by Humanoid01(m): 4:27pm On Jul 18, 2020
veave:
Errrrrr. You go need patience oooo.

One thing you should know is that your brother is now married and is firstly responsible to his wife and kids before any other person so him allowing three extended family to stay in this hard times is an act of kindness and bravery please don't add more stress to his life by bickering with your in-laws. We women are troublesome by nature then when we see someone who has our time we extend the trouble. The truth is
1. There is no way the room would have been left for you while there are women in the house (they need privacy).
2. Why will you say that you will go to the village? Don't you know you give your brother some kind of security in the midst of his wife and her obviously troublesome sisters by staying with him? Has he asked you to leave yet?
3. You where wrong to slap the young woman, no matter what the grieviance is you don't touch a woman.
4. They where wrong to throw your mattress out but please forgive them and move on. Thank God your brother made provisions for a replacement.
5. Take this place as a training ground for your future, if it's anything you should be bothered about now, is to be more determined about gaining independence and making it in life.
6. Leave rofo rofo fight for women, in fact ignore them totally for your national peace.
7. Hustle!!! Hustle!!! Hustle oooooo!!!!

Hugs.
God, please give me this kind of wisdom.
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2020 Live Updates Thread by Humanoid01(m): 1:44pm On Jul 18, 2020
nextstep:
Nigerian youths will spend over 400Million Naira on this show on votes, gifts, and subscription. 85M will go to the winner; some will be from fans buying cars, phones and other gifts for their contestant; the rest to the show organizers.

Youths, after contributing your N400M to a game, please don't complain and tell us there are no jobs or country is hard, or there is no drinking water in your community, or that the leaders have failed.

Do you know how many large factories can be started with N400M? shocked
It's not that they don't think about these things. Some of them do, but they just can't help it. We're so addicted to mediocrity.
Sports › Re: Leeds United Gets Promoted To The Premier League After 16 Years by Humanoid01(m): 1:37pm On Jul 18, 2020
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright

Lets welcome them to the most overrated Moda fuckkking league on planet earth
EPL is damnnnnn overrated
I keep on saying it if we should merge bundesliga, laliga, seria A, ligue 1( french ligue), and EPL
Then i can bet my balls that no EPL team will make top eight
Has there ever been a UEFA final (Europa and champions leagues) that featured clubs in the same country in one season?
Romance › Re: Nairalander Buys Roylse Royce Like Hushpuppi PHOTOS by Humanoid01(m): 6:24pm On Jul 17, 2020
walebizz:
you are very useless for this comment... what has that got to do with the OP post?? just congratulate and move your ass off his mention
You couldn't spot the sarcasm from his user ID, you're so bitter. Jeez!
Sports › Re: Nneka Ede Buys Lusitano Ginasio Football Clube For An Undisclosed Fee by Humanoid01(m): 4:50pm On Jul 17, 2020
casdoruche:
Mr man shut up your lacuna incinerator. Yen yen yen

Did she buy it with your money.
Village people are not only those in the covens but also those who see nothing good and when they see they can't help but destroy.
You should have at least sort to know why he asked that question before criticizing him. This doesn't speak well of you. Trying to be too positive sometimes brings out a bit of negativity in someone.

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