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Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Is A Tunnel by Humanoid01(m): 10:22pm On Jul 06, 2020

This post is making my brain pain me.

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Romance › Re: I Don't Want To Celebrate My Birthday. by Humanoid01(m): 5:27pm On Jul 06, 2020

"I don't have enough money" . Wetin hard for there? What kind of disappointment are you talking about? Bro, get rid of that "people pleaser" attitude, it'll do you no good.

Everything happens for a reason.

You don't have enough money this period to celebrate your birthday. This is for a reason.

Your friends are insisting that they'll storm your house [in full] expecting you to spend on them on your birthday, when it should be the other way round. This is for a reason.

Do you want to know what I'm thinking? Well here it goes. This will help you know those who're real and those who aren't.

If they don't stay, then those people are not meant for you. If they stay, then it's all good. That's it.

By the way, happy birthday in advance.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Atheists, Have You Asked God To Prove Himself, And He Didn't Answer? by Humanoid01(m): 3:56pm On Jul 06, 2020

frank317:
In order words u will just quote anything u like that does not even have to do with the issue at hand just to avoid answering.

Or

What u are saying is:

If she goes to preach in the north and does not get killed... All glory to God.

If she Gets killed she is blessed cause she died for the kingdom sake.

Will u advise u daughter to go to preach to boko haram members in their camp in this period? At it will be good if she dies for the sake of the kingdom, don't u think?

Before Jesus was captured in the build up to his death, he knew the weight of what was to come. He knew it wouldn't be easy, so he told God "If you are willing, take this cup from me. Yet not my will, but yours... " . That was his human nature taking effect. However, He knew the glory ahead, that helped Him subdue His human nature at that point.

To be honest, the question you asked is tough to answer, 'cause things are easier said than done. I just hope the instance I gave above will give you a hint.

Travel › Re: Lady Dies In A Fatal Accident In Suleja. Do You Know Her? (Disturbing Photos) by Humanoid01(m): 2:09pm On Jul 06, 2020

Witchersunited:
Where is god when he is needed?

Coronavirus no show?

Small accident he cant prevent, man in the sky indeed.

A moment that calls for sobriety in reflection, you chose to use it to cast blames and blaspheme. Do you think this makes you a good person? Guy, I dey pity you. Nor be small.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Atheists, Have You Asked God To Prove Himself, And He Didn't Answer? by Humanoid01(m): 1:41pm On Jul 06, 2020

1Sharon:
A few Christians? Stop lying bro.

You are all fond of making excuses for God.

Ask ur fellow Christians to into the book, sicne they do a poor job of obeying it.

You call it excuses, the Bible calls it trust.

Have you ever heard about the word "martyrs" and what the Bible says about them?

Christianity Etc › Re: Atheists, Have You Asked God To Prove Himself, And He Didn't Answer? by Humanoid01(m): 1:32pm On Jul 06, 2020

1Sharon:
I don't give a damn. Ask that question to ur fellow Christians that rationalise the irrational.

You're actually being irrational. You generalize and judge Christianity because of the few Christians you've encountered, yet you haven't looked into the book which is the basis of their belief. It's not that you don't give a damn, you're just bitter.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Atheists, Have You Asked God To Prove Himself, And He Didn't Answer? by Humanoid01(m): 1:12pm On Jul 06, 2020

1Sharon:
Cos that's what christians always say. Pls!

What does the Bible say?

Christianity Etc › Re: Atheists, Have You Asked God To Prove Himself, And He Didn't Answer? by Humanoid01(m): 1:11pm On Jul 06, 2020

frank317:
How would u respond?

Matthew 5:10.

Christianity Etc › Re: Atheists, Have You Asked God To Prove Himself, And He Didn't Answer? by Humanoid01(m): 11:55am On Jul 06, 2020

1Sharon:
YES!

Why do you think so?

Romance › Re: I Don't Know What Wrong With Me by Humanoid01(m): 11:39am On Jul 06, 2020

Guy, e be like say you never face life. When things start to dey happen around you, you go know say nor be woman matter suppose dey worry you.

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Romance › Re: No Reasonable Man Will Marry A Lady With Multiple Ear Piercings -Journalist Says by Humanoid01(m): 8:52am On Jul 06, 2020

Bluntintrovert1:
Lies! Multiple piercing don't equate irresponsibility.

Would you employ a lady with such if you had a company?

Sports › Re: Why And When Did You Start Supporting Your Favorite Football Club? by Humanoid01(m): 8:09am On Jul 06, 2020

LORDKing001:
The only meeting between Chelsea and Manchester United was
In ucl final 2008... John Terry missed the penalty that could have won them d ucl. 2012 was Chelsea and Bayern' was decided by pk when Olic missed d kick

Schweinsteiger missed Bayern's last kick which led to Drogba's last kick winner.

Christianity Etc › Re: Atheists, Have You Asked God To Prove Himself, And He Didn't Answer? by Humanoid01(m): 3:38am On Jul 06, 2020

CAPSLOCKED:
CHRISTIANS ARE JUST FUNNY.
LOOK AT THE TWO SCENARIOS.

1. 2SHARON GOES TO KANO TO CONVERT MUSLIMS. SHE SUCCESSFULLY CLAIMS A HUNDRED SOULS FOR CHRIST.
CHRISTIANS — WOW MIRACULOUS WORKING GOD.
MJBOLT — SHE'S LUCKY TO NOT HAVE FACED HARM CONSIDERING HOW TROUBLESOME MUSLIMS IN KANO CAN BE.
CHRISTIANS — IT CAN ONLY BE GOD. GOD PROTECTED HIS ANNOITED. THIS IS PROVE THAT OUR GOD IS ALIVE. [BIBLE VERSES].

2. 2SHARON GOES TO KANO TO CONVERT MUSLIMS. GETS MOBBED AND KILLED BY EXTREMISTS.
CHRISTIANS — SHE DID HERSELF. WHY GO THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE.
MJBOLT — WHY DIDN'T GOD PROTECT HER?
CHRISTIANS — YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR MOUTH AND DON'T QUESTION GOD. SHE KNEW THE DANGER BUT WENT AHEAD. OUR GOD CANNOT BE TESTED. HEAVEN HELPS THOSE WHO HELP THEMSELVES. [BIBLE VERSES]

EXCUSES ARE ALWAYS LINED UP TO PRAISE THEIR GOD, AND PROTECT AND ABSOLVE HIM FROM ANY BLAMES OR RESPONSIBILITIES.
VERY WISE SYSTEM IF YOU ASK ME.

Why the generalization? Christianity is in the heart, and only God bears witness with those who truly worship him. Do you think all Christians would respond that way in the second scenario?

Christianity Etc › Re: When You Are Now Addicted To Pornography by Humanoid01(m): 10:45am On Jul 05, 2020

TheSourcerer:
I included and /or

I know the part of saying not only jesus can help you , butthutt you.

Having real sex is not a good option, it only helps temporarily.

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Christianity Etc › Re: When You Are Now Addicted To Pornography by Humanoid01(m): 10:33am On Jul 05, 2020

TheSourcerer:
I stopped porn without Jesus, what you need is Self Dicipline

And or a Woman

Since all you need is self discipline, then why do you need a woman if both acts achieve the same result?

Christianity Etc › Re: When You Are Now Addicted To Pornography by Humanoid01(m): 10:24am On Jul 05, 2020

hopefulLandlord:
since god of the Jewish mythology is said to watch and see whatever we're doing everytime and everywhere. it means he's the biggest porn watcher as he sees billions of humans have sex everyday

You think you just made sense but believe me, you're shallow.

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Career › Re: Man Carries 50kg Bag Of Cement With Teeth Upstairs, Wins 100,000 Naira Bet by Humanoid01(m): 11:07am On Jul 04, 2020

Wetin I go struggle carry with my two hands na im person dey carry with teeth. This life nor balance.

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Romance › Re: Boyfriend Hired Friend To Sleep With His Girlfriend As Loyalty Test, She Reacted by Humanoid01(m): 10:08am On Jul 04, 2020

DrFunmisticGlow:
the devil did, not God.

God tested, the devil tempted.

Romance › Re: Boyfriend Hired Friend To Sleep With His Girlfriend As Loyalty Test, She Reacted by Humanoid01(m): 9:51am On Jul 04, 2020

elipheleh:
Abeg this guy did nothing wrong. Even God tested faithful Job, does it mean He didn't trust Job? No He even boasted about Job.

My verdict is that girl is unfaithful and she's angry that the guy even suspected her. And she would have fallen when tested with her type of man. Shikena.

Besides that guy should just end this thing. A girl who discusses her guy's joblessness and still be friends with people who mock and disrespect him is not a good wife. Abeg Gutman just dodged a bullet.

If God's reason for testing Job was not His distrust for him, then that means that He wanted Job to know the kind of person he [Job] is. He wanted to bring out something Job probably didn't know he had. Job's case is very different from this because the Tester already knew the tested was going to pass, you can't say the same for the guy.

From the chat, there was nothing that suggested that the lady was cheating. Even the guy never said he was suspecting her. Yet he decided to put her to test. That is humiliating. The fact that she passed doesn't justify his action. Don't be sentimental about this, the guy was wrong. He messed up pretty bad, and he didn't dodge any bullet. To think that he even cheated on her more than once shows that he is very selfish.

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Crime › Re: Hushpuppi Faces Up To 20 Years Imprisonment In US by Humanoid01(m): 9:13am On Jul 04, 2020

poshestmina:
Useless criminal.
You see them on Instagram with motivational captions " I started my poultry with 1 feather ", " I started my multinational restaurant with 1 spoon of garri" " I started my clothing line with a broken needle and thread"

you start putting pressure on yourself and regretting your existence .
I kukuma trust FBI

Your profile picture strikes a chord. It completely resonates with me.

Sports › Re: Arthur To Be 13th Star To Play With Messi & CR7... How Do The Rest Compare Duo? by Humanoid01(m): 7:11am On Jul 04, 2020

Arthur is a good player, he's just been inconsistent recently. The introduction of Riqui Puig has just made things a little more difficult for him. That kid (Puig) is a beauty to watch. He has some traits of Iniesta in him.

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Celebrities › Re: Bollywood Female Celebrities Photos (Pics) by Humanoid01(m): 9:13pm On Jul 03, 2020

Kolossus20:
For me, Deepika Pandone still remains the most beautiful Bollywood actress. But I love Kajol, Vidya Balan and Prinyaka Chopra.

Kajol will be 46 next month, but her beauty defies her age. Kajol is too fine.

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Romance › Re: The 18-year-old Girl That Is Causing Problem On Facebook With Her Beauty by Humanoid01(m): 11:46am On Jul 03, 2020

Inspectorsuga22:
Op where is the beauty nau? This one self wey resemble Korean imbe¢ile dey cause the walaha for fb?
Rubbish

You are a faker.

Romance › Re: RCCG Pastor Caught While Trying To Sleep With Married Woman In Her Home (video) by Humanoid01(m): 7:11am On Jul 03, 2020

Westernlove:
These days of INTEL & Exposure all around, The last tool and bait anyone would want to use to Manipulate me Is SEX. Sex Is very good yes but I don't even allow It gets to me easily these days. I don't like getting down with just anyone. You will have to go through a lot scrutiny before I can allow you to have Sex with me. I love and value my body so much. Rubbish Mumu Idiots......

Lol take it easy.

Romance › Re: Guys Sha by Humanoid01(m): 8:19am On Jun 28, 2020

Preshieben:
Well
I think he had high Expectation that I will say yeah anytime he asks
He just couldn't take no.
The guy is nice sha

He had a high expectation because you gave him a very bright green light. He couldn't take no because he had a high expectation, and he felt played. There is nothing wrong when a lady first expresses herself to someone she has feelings for. You could have at least accepted him if you felt the same way.

You make it seem like he did wrong by blocking you. That was the best way he considered to get over you after being rejected. You were expecting him to keep pushing? Really? You probably thought his consistency would confirm how willing he is. This is so wrong, and tbh the earlier you get rid of this mindset, the better for you. This is really a low coming from someone I admire, I'm sorry.

Sports › Re: Why Chelsea Will Win The League In 2021(photos) by Humanoid01(m): 7:48am On Jun 28, 2020

mikezuruki:
Thought that was Demba Ba

No, it wasn't. Ba scored the first, which was a result of Gerrard's error.

Sports › Re: Why Chelsea Will Win The League In 2021(photos) by Humanoid01(m): 5:21am On Jun 28, 2020

Lol strange occurrences. I don't know how to rationalize that, but I know that Chelsea will be strong contenders for the title next season.

Another fun fact: Did you know that Willian (Who scored the second goal against city) also sealed the winner against Liverpool in 2014 that put them out of the title race?

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Christianity Etc › Re: When Prayer Fails, Try Praise. by Humanoid01(m): 5:16am On Jun 28, 2020

Does prayer ever fail?

Romance › Re: What Are Your Bad Habits ? by Humanoid01(m): 7:52pm On Jun 26, 2020

I need a crown for my procrastinating habit.

Romance › Re: Is God Really Needed? by Humanoid01(m): 11:00pm On Jun 25, 2020

tripplephi:
If God is your creator, HAPPY OR NOT, you will always need him.

HAPPINESS is a CHOICE........until you GOD does something for you that no one else could do then your HAPPINESS will be ~~eternal~~ temporal.
LOVE IS A CHOICE...... until you meet GOD then you will know your love has not be complete
PURPOSE is also a choice....... Only the creator has the complete manual for what he created, so until you meet GOD all your purposes may just be `1% of his original intent

GOD IS NOT AN OPTION.

Romance › Re: White Lady Gets Beat Up Mercilessly For Calling A Black Lady Nigga by Humanoid01(m): 4:38pm On Jun 25, 2020

scrolldown88:
So it's ok to refer to the white woman as "bitch" but it's not ok to call the black lady nigga. Smh.

Black people have taken this too far. They have turned around to become exactly what they conderm, and the worst is, they don't even know it yet.

I dey tell you. We keep playing the victim game, when we're not even completely innocent.

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Romance › Re: White Lady Gets Beat Up Mercilessly For Calling A Black Lady Nigga by Humanoid01(m): 3:02pm On Jun 25, 2020

Mtcheeew! The black woman too go react jor.

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