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Romance › Re: Breaking News: Video Of A Ghanaian Nurse Twerking At The Hospital Causes Social by Humanoid01(m): 1:55pm On May 14, 2020
Muna4real:
You are ugly. How do you even get girls hearts
That's Tupac.
Christianity Etc › Re: What Petty Stuff Are You Praying For? by Humanoid01(m): 12:10pm On May 14, 2020
xcabczyxabczzzz:
If he can't hail the world with a snap of a � in the trying times. Why do you think your petty prayer will be answer?
He can, but that doesn't mean He will, simply because we want Him to. He is not a robot, He has reasons for doing and not doing things, therefore He can't be manipulated into doing things according to our own terms. He sees the bigger picture, we don't. So whether you like it or not, His actions aren't dependent on what you think about Him.
Crime › Re: Nigerian Man Kills His Brother Over Mango In Abia State(graphic Photos) by Humanoid01(m): 12:04pm On May 14, 2020
It's not really about the mango, it's about him. He was possessed by something very violent.
Crime › Re: UNIPORT Student Sentenced To Death By Hanging For Murder Of 8-Year-Old Girl by Humanoid01(m): 9:26am On May 14, 2020
[quote author= post=89530032]Should this be the way ? Death sentence is barbaric and should be abolished already [/quote]What?? What did I just read??
Career › Re: Man Thrown Out Office, After His Jesus Failed To Compel His Boss To Sign His Con by Humanoid01(m): 12:25am On May 14, 2020
Lmao.
Events › Re: Shocking Moment As Corpse Wave Inside Coffin (see Video) by Humanoid01(m): 11:35pm On May 13, 2020
CHOPbeating:
Wetin this one dey yarn??
You get brain pass me?
Abi how many head you get?
Lol na that zombie picture wey you upload. It reminded me of a zombie movie I watched years back. They kept chanting "brains, brains, I need brains" . They needed to feed on people's brains to stay "alive" .
Events › Re: Shocking Moment As Corpse Wave Inside Coffin (see Video) by Humanoid01(m): 10:35pm On May 13, 2020
CHOPbeating:
I can't really see anything here.
Braaaains! I need braaains.. grin
Romance › Re: Bobrisky Vs Wilson: Who Is More Prettier After They Transformed Into Ladies?(bef by Humanoid01(m): 5:36pm On May 13, 2020
Does this mean that there's a possibility that some men are actually dating men who transformed to women? On a normal day, I would say the female version of Jaimie Wilson is so pretty. It's almost perfect, it's so hard to tell. Or is it because it's just pictures? And BTW, do they also transform their voices? Lol.
Romance › Re: I by Humanoid01(m): 3:38pm On May 13, 2020
mrblessed:
The title of your thread is a giveway of how irresponsible you are. The annoying part is that you feel proud proclaiming to the world that you a shameless Casanova. Since you have a lot of girlfriends, what stops you from discarding the one that comes with a lot problems and making do with others that are docile and tractable. Or are there bebefits you won't disclosed?
Lol he said they are just two, not multiple.
Crime › Re: Woman Drowns Daughter In Bucket Of Water by Humanoid01(m): 1:26pm On May 13, 2020
Na wa.
Health › Re: Africa's First Country To Recover 100% From Covid-19 by Humanoid01(m): 11:38pm On May 12, 2020
OlawaleBammie:
Oga
Lol take am easy. Nor burst my throat abeg!
Health › Re: Africa's First Country To Recover 100% From Covid-19 by Humanoid01(m): 11:34pm On May 12, 2020
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Health › Re: Woman Is Left With Rotting Breasts After A Botch Surgery by Humanoid01(m): 11:33am On May 12, 2020
pyyxxaro:
OP you well soo

Why you cover the breaast , after you don look am finish

Women nor de hear word , after baba God don give you fine body

You go come say u nor like am , u won adjust am


Now see undecided
Lol this one nor be only woman matter o. Men sef dey do am. God give you lips with your own distinct colour, you go carry money go do pink lips. I nor understand, for wetin? Bros this thing is naturally in all humans, only a few people can control it.
Health › Re: Woman Is Left With Rotting Breasts After A Botch Surgery by Humanoid01(m): 11:29am On May 12, 2020
Covetousness is a disease.
Forum Games › Re: If Given An Opportunity, Which Age Would You Choose To Be Forever? by Humanoid01(m): 11:23am On May 12, 2020
4ckz:
I think life was best at childhood, 10 - 16. Nothing much bothered me, not money, not fame, not sex, not women. Totall peace, I wish I could learn how to not care about anything.
This is just it. You very rarely hear about kids committing suicide.
Politics › Re: Nigerian Politicians Before And After Pictures (Throwback And Recent Photos) by Humanoid01(m): 9:01am On May 12, 2020
Osinbajo looked really cool as a young man.
Politics › Re: Ado Ota Govt Collecting Money From Car Owners by Humanoid01(m): 8:25am On May 12, 2020
kayodepaul1983:
because your ass wasn't stuck in the traffic for hours left work around 3pm got to oju ore 5pm so keep shut because it's annoying. you need to see pregnant and workers complaining.
From the way you type here, it's obvious you even wanted to put up a fight with them. The government had received reports that the restriction order was taken lightly in this part of the state, and few days ago, they decided to make security serious and increase the penalty against any transgressor. Weren't you informed about this beforehand? Now you're here ranting. You even deserve to pay double of that fine.
Education › Re: NCDC And Their Grammatical Blunder; Necessary Corrections by Humanoid01(m): 11:43pm On May 11, 2020
If only this correction would help them find a cure for the disease, it would have been good o.
Romance › Re: Do Surgical Castration Remove Sexual Urges? by Humanoid01(m): 10:14pm On May 11, 2020
Lol this man and sexual urges.
Politics › Re: Ado Ota Govt Collecting Money From Car Owners by Humanoid01(m): 10:07pm On May 11, 2020
HITMEUP4ANYBIZ:
Good evening Boss, abeg how’s the lockdown in ogun state, especially ijebu ode axis (are markets/supermarkets opened ?)
Good evening to you too.
I stay in a different part of Ogun state -- Ota. So I don't have any knowledge about the goings on around there. It doesn't really seem like a complete lockdown over here though. People are still going about their businesses but the use of nose masks has been very notable.
Politics › Re: Ado Ota Govt Collecting Money From Car Owners by Humanoid01(m): 9:50pm On May 11, 2020
Kobojunkie:
What was the reason given for the fine/tax/collected amount?
Breaking restriction order. The governor gave a stern warning a few days ago, I don't get why the OP is complaining.
Sports › Re: Arsene Wenger Reveals Two Players Who Are Going To Take Over From Messi & Ronald by Humanoid01(m): 1:39pm On May 10, 2020
Yuceeluv:
Will there ever be a day messi and c. ronaldo get to play in a match together? Abi its not possible.
That'll most likely happen in a testimonial match.
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Said If I Did Not Buy Her Iphone6 She Will Start Acting Porn by Humanoid01(m):
Guy, abeg! Buy the iphone6 for am. In fact, from today, do anything way she talk say make you do, 'cause na two of una gather come this life. SMH!
Christianity Etc › Re: 6 Rules For New Christians by Humanoid01(m): 12:25pm On May 10, 2020
Pattypatt:
I see the way you and your type jump into any Christian post to look for what to condemn, why can't you just see it and pass, must you comment? You come off to me like a talkative.
They are obviously obsessed with Christianity, and it seems to piss them off knowing that Christ is having his mark in the lives of people all over the world. They are just bitter people, hiding under the name of atheism.

There's a clear difference between not believing in something and just hating that thing. These people are being eaten up by something deep down, and the best way they thought they could express that is to jump into any Christian thread and attempt to mock God, but they don't know that they're glorifying Him the more. Leave them to their foolishness.
Romance › Re: Wrong Or Right To Wish An Ex "Happy Birthday". by Humanoid01(m): 8:21am On May 10, 2020
Your ex is not your enemy.
Health › Re: COVID-19: 239 New Cases Reported, 11 Deaths And 66 Discharged On May 9 by Humanoid01(m): 11:31pm On May 09, 2020
Waiting for the "shit is getting real" crew.
Christianity Etc › Re: Ogun Police Issues Stern Warning To Oyedepo Over Decision To Reopen Church by Humanoid01(m): 11:13pm On May 09, 2020
Hm!
Sports › Re: Ndidi, Osimhen Or Chukweze: Who Is The New Face Of Nigeria's Football? by Humanoid01(m): 10:38pm On May 09, 2020
chiefolododo:
Brown Ideye is the eternal face of Nigeria football
No, it's Yellow Idnose.
Celebrities › Re: Sexy SA News Anchor Breaking The Internet by Humanoid01(m): 10:30pm On May 09, 2020
yanabasee1:
You're more beautiful.... Just like a princess..
Lol.
Crime › Re: Nurse Steals Money From Dying COVID-19 Patient In US by Humanoid01(m): 11:14am On May 09, 2020
Ezennwa:
hmm!

Wonders shall never end in this our country.
strange things are happening.
You don't even need to read the write up to know that it didn't happen in Nigeria. The picture or the first line alone is just enough.
Family › Re: My Lovely Grandmother Is Gone! by Humanoid01(m): 11:09am On May 09, 2020
Mizwisdom:
You're lucky you saw your grandmother and she lived to a ripe old age, there are people that didn't see their grandparents, so rejoice for God has been good to you. RIP Mama
I saw neither of my grandfathers, and only my maternal grandmother. sad

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