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Education › Re: Some Grammatical Mistakes You Make And Things You Say Wrong. by Humanoid01(m): 11:38am On May 01, 2020

LegacyB:
Thank you for this. This is the best piece of information I have reading a long time.

Read.*

Celebrities › Re: . by Humanoid01(m): 11:31am On May 01, 2020

It's weird seeing something like this happen outside Naija, especially in a white man's land. We're so used to this kind of occurrence here. I hope she finds peace in the beyond.

Education › Re: Some Grammatical Mistakes You Make And Things You Say Wrong. by Humanoid01(m): 11:21am On May 01, 2020

SoNature:
Thanks, OP

Someone should tell Nigerians to stop saying "I appreciate"

That NONSENSE irritates my delicate ears.

Humans are not currency that appreciates and depreciates

The right thing to say is: "I appreciate it."

Crime › Re: How My Dad Was Killed By His Jealous Bestie - Lady by Humanoid01(m): 7:42am On May 01, 2020

adewumiopeyemi:
All this Instagram story and twitter story
I don’t realy believe those story jare

Lol why would anyone fake something this personal?

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Crime › Re: How My Dad Was Killed By His Jealous Bestie - Lady by Humanoid01(m): 7:41am On May 01, 2020

Davash222:
Shift small abeg make I follow you sidon.

Abeg space still dey?

Health › Re: Ghana's Virus Cases Spike 10 Days After Lockdown Is Lifted by Humanoid01(m): 9:53pm On Apr 30, 2020

Greyworld:
Should Nigeria FG go ahead with relaxing the lock down, We must like will face similar situation.

Not just similar, but worse situation. Many of us think it's all about using nose masks and hand sanitizers. It goes way beyond that.

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Romance › Re: Can You Give Money To A Girl If She Says No Sex In The Relationship? by Humanoid01(m): 2:19pm On Apr 30, 2020

MiniMiniPoPoPo:
i no sure say sense dey ur brain. na gutter water and shit full ur brain

The blood wey dey your brain don leak comot finish, na so so semen dey inside now.

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Romance › Re: Can You Give Money To A Girl If She Says No Sex In The Relationship? by Humanoid01(m): 2:13pm On Apr 30, 2020

You need heavy slap for the back of your head.

If na wetin you want be that, then why your nor just waka go okpo house? You think dating is an avenue for calming your sexual hormones?

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Romance › Re: 404 Not Found by Humanoid01(m): 1:30pm On Apr 30, 2020

ChizzyBuna:
Sorry to burst your bubble
But in heaven there is no religion or Church
You are accepted based on your heart
If a Pope is evil at heart, he won't enter
If an Athiests is good at heart , he will enter.
Over there in heaven there is no division
It's only in Earth that you have division and different sects.
In heaven we are all ONE
Whether buddist,Muslim,Athiests so far as you live a good life. You are in!!

This is a lie, a big lie. If you are a Christian, you shouldn't be saying this.

Romance › Re: I Think My by Humanoid01(m): 1:07pm On Apr 30, 2020

HisWife4eva:
I see everyone saying i should forget her...What about all the times she said she loved me.All the promises,gosh i cnt believe this is happening to me.I am so bleeped up right now....it feels like a dream.Should i message her or just let her be

Guy, believe me, I feel for you but I have to welcome you to the reality of things. It's okay to be hurt, but whether you like it or not, you'll have to move on because you can't force her to love you or be with you. Let her go, hold no grudge, learn your lesson and get on with life. You'll heal with time.

Health › Re: Igbo Man Says His Ancestors Will Protect Him From #coronavirus (angry Video) by Humanoid01(m): 12:31pm On Apr 30, 2020

A direct effect of watching too much nollywood rural movies.

Health › Re: French Dentists Pose Naked To Protest Against Lack Of PPE (Photos) by Humanoid01(m): 12:24pm On Apr 30, 2020

All these ones be like them ready pass the Germans wey we see yesterday Lol.
But what is the need for this?

Health › Re: How Do I Tell Him He Smells by Humanoid01(m): 11:54am On Apr 30, 2020

You can always say it to his face politely, but that depends on how well you both get along.

I think iamadonis2's suggestion is also a good one, but you don't know if that'll make him get the point of you buying it. He might not use it at all or after he exhausts it, he might just see no need to get a new one.

So in addition to that suggestion, I think you should carefully select the best moment to talk to him, and have a discussion on personal hygiene generally. Maybe your being his landlady would give you a head start but you have to be as polite as possible.

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Romance › Re: Depressed and Broke: Life Is Hard. I'm Doing This [Picture] by Humanoid01(m): 11:37am On Apr 30, 2020

iLegendd:
Go to front page and you'll see better threads. Don't bother me, please. And please, stay in that house and watch TV as you stay idle while others are at home exercising, making money, and being useful.

Also, this is my last reply to you.

Stay blessed.

I struck a cord.

Bye bye!

Romance › Re: Depressed and Broke: Life Is Hard. I'm Doing This [Picture] by Humanoid01(m): 11:26am On Apr 30, 2020

iLegendd:
If I'm not worth it, you won't even be on my thread seeking to be noticed. Someone like Lai Mohammed is not worth it for me, so no matter what he says, I never bother myself.

In my next thread, you'll still be there with this your moniker or an alternate moniker. You're hooked and can't escape me. #Smile.

Lol don't flatter yourself. This is just the second of umpteen of your senseless threads that I've had to respond to. You have just consistently proved that it's a waste of time responding. Well, na house I dey, so it's pretty much justifiable.

Romance › Re: Depressed and Broke: Life Is Hard. I'm Doing This [Picture] by Humanoid01(m): 11:19am On Apr 30, 2020

iLegendd:
Keep your depression at home. If you can't handle the Internet, stay offline.

You don't bother me, you're not worth it. My initial comment was more of a joke, but you took it off the mark. Sorry I didn't give you what you sought for.

Romance › Re: Depressed and Broke: Life Is Hard. I'm Doing This [Picture] by Humanoid01(m): 11:16am On Apr 30, 2020

gamapoy539:
Do you even know how foolish you sound?

Certainly not as foolish as your previous comment.

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Romance › Re: Depressed and Broke: Life Is Hard. I'm Doing This [Picture] by Humanoid01(m): 11:14am On Apr 30, 2020

gamapoy539:
Nigerians and their annoying penchant for calling someone childish for showing them what they can only dream of. going by your standards, can we all agree that the likes of 50 cent.. etc. infact all American celebrities whom y'all adore like messiah are infants... The hypocrisy and foolishness of Nigerians disgusts me to the marrow.

Schmuck, have I ever told you I adore any celebrity's public show off? In fact, money doesn't buy sense, and you seem to me like someone whose sense would deteriorate when he "makes it" . No one gives a damn what you have in your home, so you don't need to try to intimidate people buy showing off on SM.

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Romance › Re: Depressed and Broke: Life Is Hard. I'm Doing This [Picture] by Humanoid01(m): 10:50am On Apr 30, 2020

iLegendd:
That's the problem. Now I have shown you meaningful posts, you don't want to read, but if it's a fun post, you'll read and attack. Isn't this depression and frustration?

God knows I'm not the cause of the spiritual attack and family issues you're going through.

In all, you'll be healed and be victorious in Jesus name.

Lol I'm not the one who goes about creating threads and unnecessarily posting pictures that reveal virtually everything I do daily. That's being childish, especially considering that you're a grown man. I don't need to point out who's depressed between you and I, the title of your thread speaks for itself.

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Romance › Re: Depressed and Broke: Life Is Hard. I'm Doing This [Picture] by Humanoid01(m): 10:32am On Apr 30, 2020

iLegendd:
I'm like the Devil and I'm like Jesus. These people give you 2 options and I give you 2 options too.

I create two kinds of threads.

1. The one to motivate you and teach you something
2. The one to have fun and waste your time

It's unfortunate you only choose my number 2 and ignore my number 1.

Is it my fault? All my threads are reasonable, but it depends on the option you choose.

For option one, see some threads below. It's left with you to thread them or wait for my option 2 thread so you can come complain as I'm the one who made the choice for you.

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Guy buzz off with your crappiness.

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Romance › Re: What's The Worst Thing Your Ex Ever Did To You? Share Your Experience!!! by Humanoid01(m): 10:28am On Apr 30, 2020

argent412:
;Dgirls, Sha

See as you fine. Na people like you I fear pass [That's if it's actually you, which I strongly doubt].

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Romance › Re: Depressed and Broke: Life Is Hard. I'm Doing This [Picture] by Humanoid01(m): 7:46am On Apr 30, 2020

Mtcheeeew!

Even if you're saying the truth, how do you expect anyone to take you seriously with all the nonsense threads you've been creating? The way I dey see things, e be like na that hunger go kee you o. cheesy

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Crime › Re: Covid-19: 65 Fun Seekers Arrested In Hotel For Violating Lockdown Order by Humanoid01(m): 7:19am On Apr 30, 2020*

What is the problem with these people sef? Despite the fact that Lagos by far tops the list of confirmed cases daily, they still went ahead to do a party. To slap them anyhow just dey hungry me, especially the celebrant, party planners and the hotel staff. I'm very sure most of them there do not believe that the virus is real in the country. Covidiots!

Family › Re: COVID-19: 10,000 naira From Federal Government by Humanoid01(m): 11:08pm On Apr 29, 2020

Westernlove:
Audio Fake Alert.....If You know You know.....

If it's "audio fake" alert, then you're saying the alert is not fake.

Politics › Re: Trump Confirms Calling Buhari . To Send 200 Ventilators To Nigeria by Humanoid01(m): 9:00pm On Apr 29, 2020

How can this be true, when the USA records a minimum of 20k cases and 1k5 deaths per day?

Family › Re: Share Your Funniest Experience While Growing Up by Humanoid01(m): 7:57pm On Apr 29, 2020

Lol.

Celebrities › Re: Another Lady Accused Singer, Brymo Of Sexual Assault by Humanoid01(m): 5:14pm On Apr 29, 2020

Comedian2019:
Brymo's action or alleged action?

Yeah, alleged.*
Thanks!

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Celebrities › Re: Another Lady Accused Singer, Brymo Of Sexual Assault by Humanoid01(m): 5:04pm On Apr 29, 2020

So why did she bring it up now? If she wanted to follow this up the right way, then she should visit the proper authority to look into it. Oops! I forgot, it's a failed system.

According to wikipedia;
Rape is a type of sexual assault usually involving sexual
intercourse or other forms of sexual penetration carried out
against a person without that person's consent. The act
may be carried out by physical force, coercion , abuse of
authority , or against a person who is incapable of giving
valid consent, such as one who is unconscious,
incapacitated, has an intellectual disability or is below the
legal age of consent.

I'm not trying to justify Brymo's alleged action, but I have to ask, does her narration fit into that description?

Family › Re: I Am Ending My Marriage Because Of These (see Reasons And Give Advise) by Humanoid01(m): 4:45pm On Apr 29, 2020

DopeDrugDealer:
I really pity Simps, only them go through these mumu situations. Nothing beats being a sharp\jasi guy.

Guy, simp or no simp, you are not beyond being deceived. People who reason like this always come off worse when things don't go as they planned.

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Celebrities › Re: Nigerians Reacts Seriously As Davido Sang Horribly During A Live Stream (video) by Humanoid01(m): 11:08am On Apr 29, 2020

E sabi sing before?

OP! He was trying to "song" ? grin

Family › Re: My Husband Has Become A Domestic Slave In Our House & I Do Not Know How To Stop by Humanoid01(m): 10:22pm On Apr 28, 2020*

Na wa oo!

And here I am, promising myself that I'm going to be extremely supportive to my wife IF I eventually get married. Women, wetin exactly una want sef?

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Health › Re: Dead Body On Busy Kano Road Sparks Fear Among Residents by Humanoid01(m): 9:56pm On Apr 28, 2020

nylen1234:
There have been multiple reports on COVID-19 virus originating from Wuhan lab that was been partly funded by Bill Gates see https://youngconservativeleadersofcolorado.com/the-truth-behind-the-wuhan-virus/

The issue here is the fact that Bill Gates and his wife who predicted that many Nigerians will die from the virus have major investments in many big pharma companies currently working on producing a vaccine.

Many researchers have stated that the vaccines to be produced will kill more people and even may contain harmful nanoparticles and what is happening now is part of the plan. As I said there is need for you to do your own research to uncover truth which you will not get from mainstream news networks. Fear is the currency that will drive their agenda as people lose their freedom by the implementation of mandatory lock down and social distancing.

You are expatiating on the theory of mandatory vaccination, which I'm not trying to dispute. My argument is based on the existence of the virus. You need an outbreak to exercise the potency of a vaccine. That's enough to facilitate its use. So they probably created the virus for easy implementation. By the way, you said there are some information which mainstream media might be hiding. Why do you think so? Do you work for any of these secret services?

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