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Health › Re: 195 New COVID-19 Cases, 5 Deaths, & 53 Discharged On May 6 by Humanoid01(m): 12:02am On May 07, 2020*

Many Nigerians still don't believe this disease is real, while some who believe are not concerned because they know that it's not a death sentence. [s]Please let's all bear in mind that this is an airborne disease -- its causative agent can travel through any free space and isn't limited, just like the air we breathe[/s]. This disease is a lot more serious than most think. Therefore let's ensure we follow the guidelines given by the CDC as we await a vaccine and cure for this fatal disease.

MODIFIED: Although the novel coronavirus is attached to droplets from a sneeze or cough which can pass through an air space to attach to a surface, it is NOT basically airborne. Therefore, covid-19 is not an airborne disease. I sincerely apologize for the misinformation. To those who brought my attention to it, thanks a bunch

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Romance › Re: What Advice Would You Give? by Humanoid01(m): 11:53pm On May 06, 2020

Love me, love me.
Say that you love me.
Fool me, fool me.
Oh how you do me.
Ki$$ me, ki$$ me.
Say that you miss me.
Tell me what I wanna hear.
Tell me you love me. grin

Christianity Etc › Re: Oyedepo Kicks Against Church Closure Over COVID-19 by Humanoid01(m): 7:27pm On May 06, 2020

The government relaxed the lockdown for the purpose of getting people to meet their basic needs, through their various means. There's no rat to smell here, it's only a logical approach toward curbing other life-threatening vices in the society.

Music/Radio › Re: Sinach No 1 On Billboard USA For Christian Song by Humanoid01(m): 8:25am On May 06, 2020

badman007:
Most religious country in the world.
Worlds poverty capital.
Almangiri Republic of Nigeria

This your bitterness won't take you anywhere, my nigga.

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Politics › Re: COVID-19: Sagay Says Nigerians Are The Most Indisciplined People On Earth by Humanoid01(m): 7:49am On May 06, 2020

isaacprinz:
Some miscreants here still fault the man after making a whole lot of sense, Nigerians are so indiscipline and they expect miracles. Simple order to obey in other to be safe yet they flaunt it. And we are shouting government this and that, how do you behave like animals and expect to be treated like humans.

Don't mind them. They never want to accept that they're wrong, always putting all the blame on the government. The greater population has been crying for the lockdown to be relaxed, now their cries have been heard, they can't follow simple guidelines.

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Politics › Re: COVID-19: Sagay Says Nigerians Are The Most Indisciplined People On Earth by Humanoid01(m): 7:46am On May 06, 2020

fuckingAyaya:
Na Nigeria government Dem dey talk be that say
My people re useless
My people are senseless
My people are indiscipline
Which kind talk be that ooo na craze talk be that ooo
Na Animal talk be that ooo.
Baba fela u were truly a God sent,pls anywhere u re abeg pardon us cos all ur prophecy have all come to pass.

Nor be truth e talk?

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Health › Re: What’s The Strangest, Most Unexpected Way You’ve Ever Injured Yourself? by Humanoid01(m): 11:00pm On May 05, 2020

I wanted to sit on a pile of concrete building materials arranged opposite my hostel, in school, I didn't know my thumb was under the top pile which was unbalanced. I mistakenly sat on the concrete with the thumb under it.

I nearly blacked out afterwards, it was like all the blood in my body drained out.

The thumb was throbbing like it happens in Tom and Jerry. I lost my strength for nearly 10 minutes all because my thumb had an accident, and I was wondering, how would it be if it was cut off?

Family › Re: Help: My Father Is Killing My Mom Gradually by Humanoid01(m): 2:16pm On May 05, 2020

Evercurious:
Sorry to burst your bubbles. Funny enough people like Op's dad last so so long and the woman dies

Exactly! Life isn't as we see it in movies. Nothing is guaranteed.

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Family › Re: Help: My Father Is Killing My Mom Gradually by Humanoid01(m): 2:14pm On May 05, 2020

Femsyn:
You know I suspected that your mum's family don't know what's going on. As a matter of fact, I wasnt referring to your father's relatives when i asked.

What to do now, pick up your phone, and narrate everything to your mum's family.

My mum almost died of tuberculosis, if not that my maternal grandmother got wind of it on time. No parent will see his/her child wailing and dying and let her be, even if the child is now a grandmother.

Wow! I love that part.

Romance › Re: Do You Believe This? (photo) by Humanoid01(m): 11:58am On May 05, 2020

GreatResearcher1:
I only quote sensible people on sensible topics

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Health › Re: Mysterious Deaths Hit Hadejia LG In Jigawa, Over 100 Dead by Humanoid01(m): 7:26am On May 05, 2020

Lamb101:
He is everywhere but the purpose of praying here is to get the agreement of like minded fellows.

Prayer works better in agreement.

The most sensible reply I've gotten on this. Thanks fam!

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Health › Re: Mysterious Deaths Hit Hadejia LG In Jigawa, Over 100 Dead by Humanoid01(m): 5:35am On May 05, 2020

gaventa:
So what does it mean when we say he is Omnipresent? A prayer faith doesn't need any medium to be answered

This isn't about omnipresence, the question is why is he typing that prayer here when he could have just simply said it with his mouth [personally]?

I have noticed that many people do this, I still don't know why, since prayer is a private activity.

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Health › Re: Mysterious Deaths Hit Hadejia LG In Jigawa, Over 100 Dead by Humanoid01(m): 5:23am On May 05, 2020*

What is happening in the north? I hope they've not buried them again without performing autopsies?

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Politics › Re: 245 New Cases Of COVID-19 Recorded In Nigeria - 76 In Lagos Alone by Humanoid01(m): 5:02am On May 05, 2020

The relaxation of this lockdown isn't going to help matters, tbh!

Pets › Re: See The Snake We Killed At Front Line Today by Humanoid01(m): 4:59am On May 05, 2020

See as the snake match your camo lol.

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Family › Re: Nigerians What Is Your Problem With Quiet People by Humanoid01(m): 4:36am On May 05, 2020

People say that quiet people are the most toxic because they don't say what's on their minds. I get so mad when I hear people say this. They see conservativeness as a weakness and a tool for bitterness. They say quiet people are too proud, they say they are too "this" , they are too "that" .

Since when did it become necessary to be an extrovert? Every extrovert wants people with introverted nature to behave like them, when they don't, they see them as their enemy. Some people are quiet for various reasons, you shouldn't make that a function of their character.

Just as there are advantages and disadvantages of being introverted, there are also the same features for being extroverted. Don't criticize people because of their personality, nor be you create them.

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Romance › Re: I'm In Shock. A 15 Year Old Girl Told Me This Today by Humanoid01(m): 3:41am On May 05, 2020

Ancientbeing:
Hmm. That's what a paedophile would do. Hope you aren't one?

Uncle, your conclusion was too hasty. You should have asked her what she thought you wanted first. Don't go and meet her mother just yet, make you nor go draw unnecessary wahala to yourself o.

Next time, ask what she thinks. She may start to act seductively as she tries to not say it (if it's actually what you're thinking). After then you can do what you think is best (warn her mother seriously), but make sure you have a concrete evidence, like an audio record or sth.

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Sports › Re: Watch Salomon Kalou Ignore Corona Guidelines, Moan About Pay Cut -now SUSPENDED by Humanoid01(m): 3:14am On May 05, 2020

“The reality is the exact opposite, because I’m really worried
about the people of Africa, because health systems aren’t as
good there as they are in Germany. "

True, but that line don raise another issue so o.

Crime › Re: Police Investigate Shooting Over A Face Mask In Store. by Humanoid01(m): 3:02am On May 05, 2020

And some people are advocating for gun licensing in a country like Nigeria where most youths are struggling to manage their emotions.

Nairaland General › Re: Do You Know That A Snail Can Sleep For 3 Years,see Other Amazing Facts by Humanoid01(m): 11:27pm On May 04, 2020

I don't understand number 9.

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Health › Re: Covid19:- No Social Distancing In Enugu (pictures) by Humanoid01(m): 11:25am On May 04, 2020

Naija, which way?

Celebrities › Re: Which Celebrity's Death Pained You The Most? by Humanoid01(m): 11:14pm On May 03, 2020

Muna Obiekwe
Sam Loco
Goldie Harvey

Ashley Nwosu. There was a movie he featured in with Segun Arinze, Keppie Bassey Ekpeyong, about the rapture and mark of the beast. I saw that movie as a kid, and I've been craving to see it again recently. Does anyone who has seen the movie remember its title?

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Politics › Re: Black African Deaths Three Times Higher Than White Britons - Study! by Humanoid01(m): 5:52pm On May 03, 2020

BigTableShaker:
Who said you're ipob?!
Honestly, if you were any slower, you’d be going backwards.

Seems like you just learnt that line and you've been eager to use it on anyone who would give you the attention you've been seeking.

Celebrities › Re: Nigerians And Ugandans Drag Each Other After Ugandan Tweeted 'parte After Parte' by Humanoid01(m): 5:46pm On May 03, 2020

Nigerians with their savagery nature go roast these ones na. Battle don end before e start sef. If only we could channel our creativity towards the right things, it would have been better.

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Politics › Re: Black African Deaths Three Times Higher Than White Britons - Study! by Humanoid01(m): 5:44pm On May 03, 2020

BigTableShaker:
You can't face the fact. fucking coward

Bozo, I'm not among IPOB. I'm just highlighting your stupidity.

Celebrities › Re: Davido Insults Fan For Mocking Him As He Announces Collabo With Nicki Minaj by Humanoid01(m): 5:35pm On May 03, 2020

Sapphire86:
Nope!! Perfect reaction in my opinion; Davido has achieved a mile in his career, why should some riff Raff who's still trying to figure his sh*it out come and be downplaying his work?? Whether Nicki announced or Davido announced, all that matters is that an announcement was made.

In case anyone quotes me saying, how do I know the heckler is still trying to figure his sh*it out? It's because we ain't heard of his achievement! The only reason we are knowing about him is because he's trying to discount another man's work!!

P.S. I'm neither a Davido, Wizkid or Burna boy fan, I'm just sick of the fans' instigation. Let Davido have his moment!!

I wasn't referring to Davido.

Celebrities › Re: Davido Insults Fan For Mocking Him As He Announces Collabo With Nicki Minaj by Humanoid01(m): 5:21pm On May 03, 2020

Lol that was harsh from the other guy.

Politics › Re: Black African Deaths Three Times Higher Than White Britons - Study! by Humanoid01(m): 5:17pm On May 03, 2020

BigTableShaker:
Na Igbo pple.

Wait. How old are you sef? Cos if you don mature for age and you still dey behave like this, my guy e be like them don lock your picture inside bottle o.

Family › Re: Guys! Here Is A Very Tough Question for you all (not Maths) by Humanoid01(m): 4:41pm On May 03, 2020

Lol.

There isn't an easy way around this, because there are certain factors that'll determine who that title will be given to at different points.

Legally, your first child is your adopted child. Biologically, your first child is the one you naturally gave birth to.

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Christianity Etc › Re: I Am An Atheist. Who Can Convert Me Without Using Religious Books by Humanoid01(m): 4:38pm On May 03, 2020

IlovePMB:
Trully some people are just blind believers. They can just believe anything without proofs.

You obviously misinterpreted my comment.

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