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Romance › Re: My Wife's Sister Wants Me To Sleep With Her. by Humanoid01(m): 9:40pm On Apr 28, 2020
Your wife leaves home with her kid, not to go to work, but to see her friends, knowing that you and her "hotter" sister would be all alone, and you can't tell that this is a set up? Na wa oo. Bros, you have already given in. It's obvious.
Celebrities › Re: “I Represent Beauty” – Bobrisky Brags by Humanoid01(m): 8:35pm On Apr 28, 2020
See as this guy don turn woman finish.
Celebrities › Re: Top 10 Nigerian Celebrities You Never Knew Were Muslims: Adunni Ade, Others by Humanoid01(m): 8:29pm On Apr 28, 2020
Uhm..

Health › Re: Dead Body On Busy Kano Road Sparks Fear Among Residents by Humanoid01(m): 8:19pm On Apr 28, 2020
nylen1234:
I will advice that you do your own research to understand what is really going on. Ask yourself why do you think Bill Gates and wife is so invested in this pandemic and are making predictions regarding death. If you do some research you will find that COVID-19 pandemic is an agenda to push for mandatory vaccination. Watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rN6oSATDAs
Even if your theory of mandatory vaccination turns out to be a fact, how does that disprove the existence of the pandemic?
Romance › Re: She Said She Can't Marry Me Because I Am A Tailor by Humanoid01(m): 8:02pm On Apr 28, 2020
Lol. So in essence, you're saying you want to give up a legit work you spent periods learning, for an illegit "work" because of a few myopic leeches who rejected your offer to date them? Or is this some kind of joke? Anyway, sorry in advance.
Health › Re: Dead Body On Busy Kano Road Sparks Fear Among Residents by Humanoid01(m):
Melinda Gates comes to mind.

Though there's no report of the man's death being linked to the disease, I believe that one of the reasons covid-19 keeps spreading is those people who hold on to the belief that the disease is nonexistent in the country, claiming that the deaths result from malaria.

Because most people in this country don't have a mind of their own, they quickly subscribe to that belief, and subsequently defy the order to practise safe social activities.
Romance › Re: This Guy Just Got Disgraced Live On Radio By His Imaginary Girlfriend by Humanoid01(m): 12:34pm On Apr 28, 2020
This is as good as a public marriage proposal gone wrong.
Romance › Re: Why Do I Keep Meeting Girls From Troubled Families? by Humanoid01(m): 12:30pm On Apr 27, 2020
iamdapsyj:
the op does not need to say it, its in his subconcious mind.
How would you know? Does the fact that people possess similar characteristics always boil down to their family background?
Family › Re: HELP A DROWNING SOUL!!!! by Humanoid01(m): 4:46am On Apr 27, 2020
Guy, don't do it. See, no matter what you're going through, there's always a way out. Don't let your setbacks make you think otherwise. Your problem isn't the worst there is. There are people out there going through worse situations whether you believe if or not, and they've somehow decided not to give up because they are hopeful (even though nothing tangible gives them that hope).

Me nor know if na joke you dey joke o! Although I really hope you are, but if not, please don't do it, you are important. The world needs you. Don't let anyone make you think otherwise.
Romance › Re: Magun Or What? by Humanoid01(m): 3:41am On Apr 27, 2020
FrontRunner:
That one dey bro,I swear I bin no dey too go church before and now the one I try go on Sunday say na to pray for house dem dey.
I never not been myself yet though coz I still dey feel pain for my dick down to my thighs and knee area like having difficulties walking straight since.
Hahaha! You get girlfriend, but your JT say no, na stranger you wan meet. Person wey you nor know how she take dey. Una nor even discuss anything meaningful, you just go do the do.

Na the grace of God dey follow you so o. Please be really careful, and make sure you don't take this with a pinch of salt. You gas follow up this matter spiritually.
Romance › Re: Magun Or What? by Humanoid01(m): 3:26am On Apr 27, 2020
FrontRunner:
I swear,it sounds funny but truly God saved me from unnecessary embarrassment.If you know you know.
Nor go for deliverance o! Dey talk about unnecessary embarrassment there.

Romance › Re: Magun Or What? by Humanoid01(m): 3:23am On Apr 27, 2020
Hahahahaha! Laugh wan tear my belle for here.

Health › Re: Tragic Story Of 25-year-old Man Trapped Inside Body Of A Baby by Humanoid01(m): 3:08am On Apr 27, 2020
Why can't I get my mind off Chucky after seeing this? Is it weird that this is scary?
Celebrities › Re: Adekunle Gold Shares The Dms He Sent To Don Jazzy 9 Years Ago Begging by Humanoid01(m): 2:57am On Apr 27, 2020
GreatResearcher1:
OK. Is he the one married to simi?
No sir, he's the one married to Teni. smiley
Celebrities › Re: Adekunle Gold Shares The Dms He Sent To Don Jazzy 9 Years Ago Begging by Humanoid01(m): 2:52am On Apr 27, 2020
GreatResearcher1:
Reluctant? what gave him the push then.
Most probably his desire to succeed. smiley
Celebrities › Re: Adekunle Gold Shares The Dms He Sent To Don Jazzy 9 Years Ago Begging by Humanoid01(m): 2:49am On Apr 27, 2020
GreatResearcher1:
I didn't see any pride he had that he had to swallow.
There's no pride in begging. Before he did, he must have been reluctant. There's an element of pride in that.
Celebrities › Re: Adekunle Gold Shares The Dms He Sent To Don Jazzy 9 Years Ago Begging by Humanoid01(m): 2:42am On Apr 27, 2020
GreatResearcher1:
And what lesson should we take away from this crap?
"If you must get to where you want in life, you must swallow your pride and be ready to do the unusual. "
Celebrities › Re: Adekunle Gold Shares The Dms He Sent To Don Jazzy 9 Years Ago Begging by Humanoid01(m): 2:40am On Apr 27, 2020
Don Jazzy seems like a really humble man. He even called him bro. If na some people, them nor go even bother reply.
Romance › Re: Breaking Tonto Dikeh Is Pregnant For Bobrisky by Humanoid01(m): 5:55pm On Apr 26, 2020
TrollKiller:
And the fact that people actually gathered to celebrate this dimwit on his naming ceremony makes me sad sad
Your mom made a big mistake.
Hahahahahahahaha.

Romance › Re: Breaking Tonto Dikeh Is Pregnant For Bobrisky by Humanoid01(m): 5:49pm On Apr 26, 2020
Laugh wan tear my pant. This guy na donkey!
Romance › Re: Why Do I Keep Meeting Girls From Troubled Families? by Humanoid01(m): 4:24pm On Apr 26, 2020
HisSexcellency:
The same thing applies here. In the case of his relationships i believe this is what happened; people from certain backgrounds/ or with childhood experiences behave in certain ways. He must have dated the first lady and certain attributes of hers resonated with his personality, now unknown to him he always looks out for that character/attributes in other ladies too who then just turn out to be from similar family/background as his ex.
It makes more sense now that you decided to explain in detail. But the OP hasn't said anything about being drawn to those ladies due to similar attributes.
Romance › Re: Why Do I Keep Meeting Girls From Troubled Families? by Humanoid01(m):
HisSexcellency:
This is simple, it is a natural law known as automaton conformity. You're drawn to that which you feel comfortable with, it is an involuntary action. Same reason intelligent students in school gets drawn to one another, while the less intelligent ones do likewise.
Same reason it's easier for a smoker to make friend with another smoker in a new environment. Why a poor man easily makes friends with a fellow poor man and the rich with the rich.
Op, it is your personality that attracts them. It will require effort and determination on your part to break this attraction.
Work on this mentality of settling with what you feel comfortable with, and watch how things will change.
Being drawn to an Intelligent, as well as [being drawn to people with] the other features you mentioned can involve a sense of consciousness. You are intelligent, you know the other person is intelligent, of course you'd be naturally drawn to them because you share a feature, and this is highly based on the fact that you know they're also intelligent. The OP's case isn't about personality or being drawn to them, as you opined, because he doesn't know about their conditions before meeting them. Therefore it's not simple! BTW, how can anyone be comfortable with people with familial issues?
Romance › Re: #lockdown: Couple Gets Married In Their Compound In Kaduna State (pics) by Humanoid01(m): 11:06am On Apr 26, 2020
GOFRONT:
Tufiakwa!!!

There would be no much Blessing in this kind of marriage............Wedding that you cannot invite people to comman eat rice, drink beer, party hard.....Is that one a wedding??

Wedding that a wife is not opportuned to organize a bridal train, bridal shower, night gown, pre wedding photoshoot, Is that one a wedding??..….......Suffer head wedding.


Tueh!!!
Lol this has got to be an attempt at sarcasm.
Christianity Etc › Re: My Experience With The God Of No Impossibities by Humanoid01(m): 10:14am On Apr 26, 2020
Charmingrascal:
Do you know what grace is? Check it and read about it deeply
Why do you think He gave you that grace?
Christianity Etc › Re: My Experience With The God Of No Impossibities by Humanoid01(m): 10:06am On Apr 26, 2020
Charmingrascal:
Just yesterday morning I was complaining that I wasn't having a dime with me and no food at home, somebody mocked me here sef. I prayed to God to provide for me because I don't want to go lo and behold about 3 hours later through the grace of God who answers prayer he provided money through someone and I got food stuff not less than 6K. Now I have food and a little money with me.




God is merciful and he answers prayer when you call on him.




I don't go to Church infact I am not a born again, but am giving my testimony here to motivate someone else not to give up on God, his grace is sufficient it's not about the Church you attend or Pastor you believe in. Pray for mercy and grace he will answer your prayers.
He who provided food for me and I am still left with 2000 can do more than that for you. Just trust in him.




Thank you Lord
Wow! This is touching. I'm happy for you bro. I have a question however; since you are not born again, as you claimed, why do you think He still made that provision for you?
Sports › Re: Arsenal To Return To Training Next Week But Players Will Train Individually by Humanoid01(m): 9:51am On Apr 26, 2020
Nbote:
Abeg how can we watch d training ... Becos I will manage any type of soccer now, even if its club training
Lol hahaha! Yesterday, I watched Barcelona vs Valladolid. That game was in the very early stage of the season. It felt like a live match. Oh! how I miss football.
Health › Re: COVID-19 Update: 1182 Confirmed Cases Of #COVID19 Reported In Nigeria. by Humanoid01(m): 12:05am On Apr 26, 2020
INTEGRITYA1:
The heading should be changed
Yeah, I actually thought he meant 1182 cases were confirmed today. I was shocked lol.
Romance › Re: Two Male Twitter Influencers Release Sextape Of A Female Twitter Influencer. by Humanoid01(m): 10:13pm On Apr 25, 2020
Tundenoni:
Edit this post, which kind mumu space be that?
Have u seen any write up like this that make front-page?
This one is simply oversabi!
Guy you harsh o! cheesy
Crime › Re: Young Housewife Stabs Her Husband To Death In Bauchi. PHOTOS by Humanoid01(m): 5:10pm On Apr 25, 2020
Why do things like this mostly happen in the north?
Crime › Re: Lockdown: Man Kills Neighbour For Not Allowing Him Watch Movies In Lagos by Humanoid01(m): 3:58am On Apr 25, 2020
Na God dey protect person o! If only we could see people's minds and know the thoughts they think towards us. E get why God nor give us that ability.

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