Travel › Re: Lockdown: Beautiful Drone shots Of Lagos by Humanoid01(m): 8:16am On Apr 17, 2020 |
NextDI8: Show us Ajegunle, I wan check something. Lol. Chairman of brown roof checkers association of Nigeria (BRCAN), I hail o. E nor get state wey nor get brown roof for Naija.  |
Romance › Re: “Hustle, Get A Car And Get Back To Me” – Lady Tells Man Who Swung By Her DM by Humanoid01(m): 8:05am On Apr 17, 2020 |
Zanxx: Hahahahahaha I didn't put in an application oo. He asked how I was doing and i told him I wasn't okay because I had alot on my mind. Only for him to come over and tell me " I can't date you because you aren't working and it will be a burden to me. Besides I have my own problems to deal with ". It really hurt because he was my crush since childhood. But today the story is different and thank God. Lol you seem to remember his exact words. I'm convinced you were really hurt. What do you mean by the story is different? You got a job now and dude no longer sees you as a potential burden?  |
Romance › Re: “Hustle, Get A Car And Get Back To Me” – Lady Tells Man Who Swung By Her DM by Humanoid01(m): 3:59am On Apr 17, 2020 |
I trust myself o! Once I see "do you have a job?" , na blocking straight. What a potential leech. |
Romance › Re: “Hustle, Get A Car And Get Back To Me” – Lady Tells Man Who Swung By Her DM by Humanoid01(m): 3:58am On Apr 17, 2020 |
Zanxx: First off, you don't know me. Secondly, If you have been unfortunate in meeting the materialistic ones then sorry, I do sympathize with you. Thirdly, don't think it's only guys who are treated this way. I as a lady was told I can't be dated because I was jobless back then. So please don't act like you know me. Lol so you got interviewed? Meaning you actually made an application? That's rare! |
Nairaland General › Re: This Lady Is Cuter Than Abani Darego & Chioma by Humanoid01(m): 3:50am On Apr 17, 2020 |
JocinellTells: What does that have to do with dx You'll understand soon. |
Romance › Re: God Did Not Only Butter My Bread, He Added Fried Egg On Top by Humanoid01(m): 3:47am On Apr 17, 2020 |
BrilliantGigolo: Simp! Just a letter of employment?? You never see salary and you don propose.
Your mama carry you for 9 months still come feed you. Your papa hustle , suffer so that you go fit see University.
Your Local Government Chairman work Npower Slot give you make hunger no kill you that time.
Baba God come pick your call and the only thing you remember is to propose and invite a liability into your life?
Not even a year of savings and planning?
May God not give us Kids like Op who will disgrace us over the internet.
Tueh Guy, na jealousy dey do you. E too clear abeg! |
Nairaland General › Re: This Lady Is Cuter Than Abani Darego & Chioma by Humanoid01(m): 3:43am On Apr 17, 2020 |
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Politics › Re: Just Received My Stay At Home Relief Food Items From Edo State Government by Humanoid01(m): 10:28pm On Apr 16, 2020 |
ewizard1: The bolded is wrong... Won sa si mi should be "them dey curse me" Isn't that supposed to be "won sepe fun mi" ? Lol I'm not Yoruba though, but I understand it to a little extent. |
Romance › Re: Lagos Bride Yetunde Alaka Thanks Buhari, Lockdown Unlocks Groom’s Secret by Humanoid01(m): 9:03pm On Apr 16, 2020 |
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Politics › Re: Just Received My Stay At Home Relief Food Items From Edo State Government by Humanoid01(m): 8:56pm On Apr 16, 2020 |
blowjohn: Lol i no understand ur pix o Lol it's Yoruba. When you read the first one fast, you'll get "Wan sa si mi" , meaning "them dey run toward me." The second reads "Won tele mi" , meaning "them dey follow me" . |
Politics › Re: Just Received My Stay At Home Relief Food Items From Edo State Government by Humanoid01(m): 8:47pm On Apr 16, 2020 |
yaki84: House wey get split unit AC dey follow collect palliative. Shebi una see say na greed be awa problem What if na like five years ago them install am? Because person dey bling for outside no mean say everywhere good for him side. |
Romance › Re: My Girl Doesn't Have A Mind Of Her Own. by Humanoid01(m): 3:06am On Apr 16, 2020 |
Chi59: Unku, you wrote like a believer and cussed like a heathen. I raise yansh for you. Lmao
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Health › Re: How I Found Out I Was HIV Positive!!! by Humanoid01(m): 9:53pm On Apr 15, 2020 |
OutharryHIV: I'm really sorry you got it the way you did.. I'm not really good at writing or expressing myself.. took me a great deal of time to put that one together. I can take it down if you wish. You want to take your post down because someone decided to rush to comment on your thread without processing the message properly? You don't need to do that sir! You can't blame yourself for his failure to understand something as simple as this. |
Romance › Re: How Much Will It Cost To Conduct A DNA Test? I Can't Believe What I Saw by Humanoid01(m): 9:35pm On Apr 15, 2020 |
Sixfeetbelle: Do you know what the woman did or are you just supporting Op because he's a man? Op might even be chasing clout for all we know. Mtchewww. Would you say this if the OP was a woman, and with a different case? What makes you think he could be chasing clouts? |
Romance › Re: How Much Will It Cost To Conduct A DNA Test? I Can't Believe What I Saw by Humanoid01(m): 9:24pm On Apr 15, 2020 |
Millenniumlady: Old enough to conduct an obesity surgery on you My heart goes to the family of the man who will marry this kind of person. You are extremely immature for body shaming someone who asked you a simple question. Your profile picture is just there for fancy, you surely haven't shown any sign of growth. |
Health › Re: I Fall Sick Whenever My Hair Grows, What Could Be The Cause? by Humanoid01(m): 7:54pm On Apr 15, 2020 |
TalkTalkTwins: Hello guys,
Good day everyone!
I just have a little problem, though it is not a problem except that I like my hair grown... haha! Okay, whenever I let my hair grow to a particular stage, I fall sick. I mean, seriously sick that I can't stand up or walk.
I noticed it first in my 100L in school, since that was the first time I was opportune to let my hair grow so well. The sickness came midnight, and in the morning I rushed to get a cut and got fine without any medication.
The second time, I was in 200L. I got sick and called my mum to tell her I was going to return home for treatment, my hair was grown and I knew she'd complain about it and visited the barber first.
When I reached home same day, no medications, no treatments at all, I became very fine.
In my third year again, I let my hair grow. It was giving me signs that I'd soon get sick, and I ignored it. It came again midnight, and I couldn't sleep. Fever, headaches, stomach pains, legs were aching and I could barely see.
In the morning I rushed to the barber's shop, as early as 6 o'clock. I didn't even let him carve my hair... haha!
He just barbed me, I rushed home and fell on my bed. I didn't lock the doors, no bathing, nothing. When I woke up, the sickness was mysteriously gone.
Now I'm confused because this is so abnormal. I have only heard of people who had dreadlocks, and would get sick whenever they barb them. Why is my own so different? Worst surprise, I'm an identical twin but it doesn't happen to my brother.
Has anyone else had or heard of a similar case? What could be the solution? I have made tons of Google searches and yet no reasonable help at all.
I asked some people and they were telling me to ask my parents. my biological parents are no more around and I don't even know who else to ask...Lol I created a thread related to this yesterday. Mine is often accompanied with constant thoughts-distorting headaches. I had not gotten a good sleep for days prior to last night. I had to suppress it with ibuprofen, and in less than 5 minutes, the headache was gone. Now it's back, I'll have to go cut my hair tomorrow. But I need to know why this is happening, so I can keep it away for good. Just like you, I've made lots of google searches but I haven't gotten a reasonable answer. |
Health › Re: I Fall Sick Whenever My Hair Grows, What Could Be The Cause? by Humanoid01(m): 7:47pm On Apr 15, 2020 |
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Romance › Re: What Happens After A Failed Marriage Proposal? by Humanoid01(m): 2:53pm On Apr 15, 2020 |
Stacyomolola: Not all relationships end in marriage Then what's the point dating anyone in the first place? |
Politics › Re: COVID-19: People With Over N5, 000 In Bank Won’t Get Palliatives ― FG by Humanoid01(m): 2:43pm On Apr 15, 2020 |
Benbelor: They check your recent transaction history
If you like use mop clean your account, they go help you sun the mop  Lmao hahahahaha! |
Business › Re: I Want To Give 100k To Those Who Are Really Hungry by Humanoid01(m): 2:08pm On Apr 15, 2020 |
Beremx: You dey chop salary na.  No bro strictly for students What of prospective corps members? Them never call me up yet o.  Anyway, thanks a lot to the OP for his generosity, and to you for taking it upon your self to make the disbursals. Baba God go reward una accordingly. |
Business › Re: I Want To Give 100k To Those Who Are Really Hungry by Humanoid01(m): 12:59pm On Apr 15, 2020 |
Ofemmanu1: Some NL mods are plain dummy.. The same mods that has favourites?! Mods that will ban you for bashing their dogs?! The same mods that are autocratic in nature? Honestly, I think giving a dumbass mods money to share is a waste of resources. The OP should give it to a User instead. You have a point, a very good one. |
Business › Re: I Want To Give 100k To Those Who Are Really Hungry by Humanoid01(m): 12:35pm On Apr 15, 2020 |
lelion: Do we all agree with : 1. 5k for 20 people or 2. 2k for 50 people? I think 1950 to 50 people will be okay, due to subsequent transfer charges. The higher the beneficiaries, the higher the satisfactions.  |
Business › Re: I Want To Give 100k To Those Who Are Really Hungry by Humanoid01(m): 12:14pm On Apr 15, 2020 |
lelion: I do not live in Nigeria. Sending money to Nigeria carries transfer charges. So if we have a trusted someone, the money will be paid into his/her account now and I will have to pay charges for just 1 transfer rather than multiple transfers. Hope you now know why I can't do the sharing myself? Yes, I understand. It's a pretty tough decision to make, considering that it's a faceless forum. Trust is very expensive these days. I think you should indulge one of the moderators who has earned the trust of a few members on here. Please stick around as the opinions come up. |
Business › Re: I Want To Give 100k To Those Who Are Really Hungry by Humanoid01(m): 11:49am On Apr 15, 2020 |
lelion: . I agree with you, there are some of our people here who are not too honest. But I think if we get a trusted person here or even a mod, he can be able to fish out people with multiple accounts! When that is done, the money will be given to ONE PERSON who will share it. Thank you very much for this show of selflessness and empathy. You'll definitely reap much more than you've sown. But I'd like to know, is there any reason you want the sharing to be done by someone else? |
Romance › Re: My Mother Rejected Her. But I Impregnated Her And Aborted It by Humanoid01(m): 6:07am On Apr 15, 2020*. Modified: 6:51am On Apr 15, 2020 |
Lol you said you thought she was a big girl who could take care of herself. You had the greater responsibility to prevent that pregnancy, yet you're casting the blame on her.
A lady you once dated invited you over to her apartment, and you couldn't tell that something unexpected would spring up? This is just a proof that abortion is a sin and a strong signal for people who are not ready to be in a family way and are engaging in premarital unprotected sex. Egungun go soon enter express o.
I don't understand the kind of cleansing that native doctor was talking about. As one who believes in the saving grace and mercy of God, I think you should be very sincere with yourself if you're truly sorry. Not because you're in a mess, but because you know what you did was wrong. Beg God for forgiveness and resolve within your mind that you won't go back to it. Be very sincere.
You shouldn't worry about being exposed to your mother and fiancée anymore because you're going to have to expose yourself by yourself. Yes! you will do that, because it would be more damning if they found out on their own later on. Let them know how much you regret your actions.
When that is settled, you should go and visit your ex and her family to do the same. It's not going to be an easy task, but there's always a price to pay for certain mistakes if freedom is what you seek. Most importantly, be prayerful. Maybe this is what God wants to use to get you closer to Himself. You don't need any cleansing except by the blood of Jesus. See a pastor if need be, but run away as fast as you can if any of them asks you for money or offers to take you to one river.
You can also advise her to also beg God. She needs to, because you were both in it together. You didn't force her or put any pressure on her (unless you're not saying everything that needs to be said).
You can ponder on this and reason its possible benefits. Please don't take your life o, you'd be giving the devil what he wanted the whole time.
PS: Please ensure you keep paragraphs with at least 1.2m spacing when typing a long text like this, to ensure easy readability |
Health › Re: China Approves Two Coronavirus Vaccines For Human Trials by Humanoid01(m): 5:45am On Apr 15, 2020 |
vaca1: Sharap. Creating it first doesn't determine who'll be world power. China created the virus and likely has the Antidote. Infact, creating the vaccine first will even Mar than make them Yeah! People would be of the opinion that the outbreak wasn't a coincidence, but involved a deliberate indulgence by them. |
Health › Re: China Approves Two Coronavirus Vaccines For Human Trials by Humanoid01(m): 5:43am On Apr 15, 2020 |
MERCHANDISER: because a virus started from a place does not mean that place spread it. Only one region in China was infected and that region is now backup but foreigners went there to carry, then distribute to other parts of the world. When China raised the alarm of the virus, all the western leaders (major) claimed it was a lie(hoax), people like Trump and Johnson were mocking China with the virus. Now you want to turn around to wail at the same China that raised the alarm, then went to work to help their own citizens. Name one country a Chinese national infected! I'm not supporting anybody tho It's possible that they didn't spread it, but it broke out from their country. That's the point. But hey! the Chinese also travel, so what makes you so sure that they didn't take part in the spread? |
Health › Re: China Approves Two Coronavirus Vaccines For Human Trials by Humanoid01(m): 5:38am On Apr 15, 2020 |
AkeNathan: America must release a safe vaccine in the soonest time possible during this pandemic
If China releases a safe and effective vaccine ahead of them, USA can begin to kiss their global power rights good bye.
It is in time of great troubles, that leaders emerge.
When during World War 2, the world was devastated by Hitler, USA entered the show and downed Hitler, they subsequently became global power.
This is the third world war, it is not against humans but against an a seemingly invincible virus, and China is promising.
Let us see where this will lead |
Romance › Re: She Dumped Me For Her Ex, Shattered Me Into Irredeemable Pieces by Humanoid01(m): 9:34pm On Apr 14, 2020 |
prettyaura: OP, it's your intention in your previous topic that backfired..I do my researches before judging people.U wanted to just knack a girl U as are"just friends" with and to make matters worse, U only spent 1k on her since 2018...so let me ask you, after having sex with her, what then happens? A relationship or U will dump her after U have achieved your aim? Where is your conscience?..when bad things happens to some people, it's sometimes becos God knows their evil intention to other people. And here he is, crying foul like he's also innocent. |
Romance › Re: She Dumped Me For Her Ex, Shattered Me Into Irredeemable Pieces by Humanoid01(m): 9:30pm On Apr 14, 2020 |
Descorts: I see the way foolish boys come here acting as if they are all perfect.. you forgot you're human after all and no human is perfect.
Gosh do you people read and comprehend at all? I only helped her through heart break as a friend, after she got over it, things went back to normal for 2months.. and In those two months, she fixed sex dates for me with her hot friends and I had fun .. it was after then our own chapter started she even spent for me more than I for her. So how did she play me or use me? The fact that you are convinced that she didn't use you should be enough to discourage you from executing the revenge you're planning. |
Romance › Re: She Dumped Me For Her Ex, Shattered Me Into Irredeemable Pieces by Humanoid01(m): 9:11pm On Apr 14, 2020 |
For this mindset and plan you've laid out, may you never see any Lady who'll fall for you, until you change.
AMEN! |