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Romance › Re: Should I Go Into Modelling (photos Attached) by Humanoid01(m): 3:11pm On Apr 09, 2020
I cannot ask you to disobey your mother, she may have good reasons for refusing, but keep trying to convince her if you're so passionate.

I must say, you're really hot and fit to be a model, and you probably deserve that 2nd position. I wish you all the best in your quest hey!
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo's Top 3 Powerful Header In Football History by Humanoid01(m): 3:07pm On Apr 09, 2020
Astark:
do you people even know or watches football?

Messi is the hardest person you can fall and he can easily break defenders in close range whiles he's with the ball,he can accelerate at higher speed than ronaldo.

Strength and agility is not by six packs and been tall oo.
Lol. I think you're right bro. Messi gets a lot of hard tackles, and I've noticed he hardly goes to the ground. In fact, I've noticed that short people have more agility.
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo's Top 3 Powerful Header In Football History by Humanoid01(m): 9:51am On Apr 09, 2020
Mustack:
Am not. It's sportsmanship.
It's not a basic feature of sportsmanship, it's humanity! The point of discussion here is what goes happens on the pitch, with the ball.
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo's Top 3 Powerful Header In Football History by Humanoid01(m): 9:40am On Apr 09, 2020
Mustack:
Ronaldo more useful to the global epidemic starting from donating his blood for the less privileged to donating his hotel for isolation center to curb the speed of covid19 in Portugal.
Lol you're digressing.
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo's Top 3 Powerful Header In Football History by Humanoid01(m): 9:39am On Apr 09, 2020
Mustack:
Ronaldo more dangerous in front of goal, more persistent in helping the team. That's
Messi creates more chances for himself and team mates. Bros, I'm not a Barcelona fan but I must admit Messi is out of this world.
Phones › Re: Which Data Plan Are You Using On This Lockdown? by Humanoid01(m): 9:35am On Apr 09, 2020
Marvin5995:
Where're all my glo jumbo fans 8 grin cool
I'm right here lol.

On glo jumbo, I get 52mb data following a #100 recharge. I can use that 52mb to download a file of over 300mb, but the network service keeps going off at every 1.7 or 1.8mb point mark.
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo's Top 3 Powerful Header In Football History by Humanoid01(m): 9:23am On Apr 09, 2020
Mustack:
Isn't football part of that?
Messi is more tricky and creative with the ball, that's the greatest asset any player can have.
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo's Top 3 Powerful Header In Football History by Humanoid01(m): 8:14am On Apr 09, 2020
Mustack:
But he can't which give Ronaldo another asset to rate him ahead of any other player.
That, alongside speed and strength are the only assets that make him better than Messi.
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo's Top 3 Powerful Header In Football History by Humanoid01(m): 8:03am On Apr 09, 2020
Mustack:
Can Messi do that
If Messi was as tall as he is, he'd do better.
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Is Still Friends With Her Ex, With Whom She Had Quite An Intimate by Humanoid01(m): 3:10am On Apr 09, 2020
dedayo11:
My girlfriend is still friends with her ex, with whom she had quite an intimate relationship, emotionally as well as physically. How do I cope with this?

Recently, she claims the guy is the best person do a job and she recommended herin her office which made them communicate more.

Suggestion on the way forward please.
The way forward is to go backwards (reverse your decision to date her).
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Is Still Friends With Her Ex, With Whom She Had Quite An Intimate by Humanoid01(m): 3:08am On Apr 09, 2020
bhmw:
Don't tell him the truth please. So you want to tell him that the ex is still bleeping his gf. Don't just do that.
She shouldn't do that at all. How can she tell him that he's just a third party in the relationship? He shouldn't know at all.
Nairaland General › Re: No More Public Gatherings Until Every Human Being In The World Is Vaccinated by Humanoid01(m): 4:15pm On Apr 08, 2020
yanabasee:
You mean the man that lies to you that God speaks to him directly??


Many churches that are busy preaching about some chips implant are forgetting that this chips can be inform of liquid that can be given to them from Malaria injection or tablets...

Nobody in this era will begin massive surgery to implant chips that they can easily have you drink it or wear it as fabrics...
Was there ever a situation when all social activities were cancelled and conditioned to stay that way until every single person on the planet gets vaccinated?
Nairaland General › Re: No More Public Gatherings Until Every Human Being In The World Is Vaccinated by Humanoid01(m): 4:12pm On Apr 08, 2020
If this is true, then I guess the rumours about the NWO is true. It's all making sense.
Romance › Re: Guys,Whats The Most Painful Thing A Girl Has Done To You? by Humanoid01(m): 7:28am On Apr 08, 2020
Drince:
There is girl i met, she liked me a lot to an extent my friend were telling me to date her, during that time i had/have a girlfriend and there some other girl i liked,(and the girlfriend was behaving like U turn)so i decided to give her a chance, i swear to God i can't count how many guys that just want to date this girl because of her ass... After having one argument she said she has a boyfriend that she just wanted to know me more, (i've given her money, paid tfare) she even posted a cute photo of them loved up togeda.. The thing pain me gan..
Funny enough i just discovered i was played by a 15 years old girl, but her stature says 19,20,21.

I'm still gonna phuck her anyways...
Na wa for you o! You see saving grace, you say no! Na your own you wan do. Las las, that girl go land you for kpokpo hand.
Health › Re: 23-Year-Old Man Commits Suicide In Kogi by Humanoid01(m): 6:35pm On Apr 07, 2020
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Too bad
Imagine this young niggarrr. Very obvious he is not a real niggarrr. Pussy ass coward
No matter what you going through in life don't think of this shit

I will keep on telling my real niggarrrz
Try to learn any two out of this four things.
1) smoking weed
2) drinking alcohol
3) banging enough pussy
4) hang out with friends always
If you know how to do any two out of this four things then no matter the worries in life you can't think of suicide!

As for me i dey do the four things! Any problem jam me go jam my weed or if the problem follow me go virtual bet house( bet9ja) with my friends. Then we murder the problem for there! Later in the evening i drink one or two bottle then call Sandra the slim beautiful girl make she come bang me all night
And you think say na life you dey live so. Just look at the number of people who have liked this bollocks already. It only goes to show how messed up people's minds are.
Romance › Re: Guys,Whats The Most Painful Thing A Girl Has Done To You? by Humanoid01(m): 3:36pm On Apr 07, 2020
Oluromantic:
I paid her a visit and respectfully told her it can't work since we're incompatible, she cried but I had to leave. She came to my house d next day without notice and started begging me not to leave her, I was overwhelmed emotionally and started back with her again. Just a week later, the emotional psycho found another guy and started raising abuses on me so rudely and said I shd go fix my emotions with some other girl after I have developed affections for her

If I was fetish or knew someone who will, she won't marry till 42 and then wait 10 extra yrs looking for fruit of the womb. But I just saw her as an immature emotional psycho
It looks like she wanted to get back at you.
Celebrities › Re: People Blast AY For Backing Funke Akindele & Talking About Oppressors In Govt by Humanoid01(m): 9:25am On Apr 07, 2020
Sometimes, e just better make person just sidown mind him business jejely. Nor be everything them dey talk put.
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Leader, Shekau Panics, Beg Chadians To Stop Killing His Men by Humanoid01(m): 7:31am On Apr 07, 2020
I'm not sure this is true but, he should wipe them all from the surface of this earth if that's what it will take to stop their terrorism. Show no mercy to those devils!
Romance › Re: Guys, Have You Fought Because Of A Girl? Share Your Experiences by Humanoid01(m): 10:05pm On Apr 06, 2020
I once fought with a guy for bullying my sister, I nor believe say I fit fight like that lol. No one should come at me for making my sister the subject here o, the topic says "girl" , not "girlfriend" grin
Health › Re: Six New Cases Of COVID19 Have Been Reported In Nigeria: Total 238 by Humanoid01(m): 9:52pm On Apr 06, 2020
Waiting for the "This shit is getting serious" crew.
Politics › Re: Boko Haram: Checkout Hilarious Images Between Nigeria & Chad by Humanoid01(m): 9:22pm On Apr 06, 2020
rottennaija:
You are talking trash
Sense of humor man, sense of humor.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Manager Pep Lost Her Mum To Coronavirus by Humanoid01(m): 9:17pm On Apr 06, 2020
It just couldn't get any worse for Pep this season.
Celebrities › Re: Her Twins Are Crying, Please Release Her – Uche Elendu Begs For Funke Akindele’s by Humanoid01(m): 2:10pm On Apr 06, 2020
bedspread:
Misuse of Social Media caused all these!

Wake up- Social Media
Pregnancy-Social Media
Born pikin- Social Media
Breakfast -Social Media
Wear cloth-Social Media
Buy bag- Social Media
Break teeth- Social Media
Buy watch- Social media
Show Boobs-Social media

What's the Insecurity all about?
What are u trying to prove?
What's the Competition about?


Nonsense and ingredients!!!

Life is a solo Race! As much as u can, Live Peaceable with all!
Don't live to impress anybody!
The day you drop dead, the world will not stop for you!
Be Content!
Be Kind abd Helpful if you have the Means
Live within your means
Serve your GOD!

That's why I love Job!

Naked I came, Naked I Return!
Bros tell them abeg!
Some of them will read this post and reflect for a while. After some time, they'll forget and get back to their usuals.
Romance › Re: Bukatyne Please Stop Disempowerinh Woman (last Warning!) by Humanoid01(m): 11:22am On Apr 06, 2020
P S Y C H O
Celebrities › Re: #lockdown: Adesua Watches Banky W Playing FIFA (photos) by Humanoid01(m): 11:20am On Apr 06, 2020
That Oluwatosin go be confirm troublemaker LOL.
Celebrities › Re: ‘there Is No Remedy For Body Odour’ – Ubi Franklin Shades Tacha by Humanoid01(m): 8:01am On Apr 06, 2020
Them talk say people wey get money nor dey talk too much.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: .... by Humanoid01(m): 7:47am On Apr 06, 2020
Amanofwisdom:
What can I do?
At least people will know I'm not lying nor am I a scammer or a desperate attention seeker.
Hopefully my helper will locate me.
Please seun
Mynd44
Lalasticlala
Fp so my helper shall locate me
Yeah, I understand. The vast majority needs help these days, the times are hard. I don't know if it's just me, but taking a picture of your family in that state doesn't seem cool. I can't think of a better proof, but this one is a NO. I pray you get that which you seek.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: .... by Humanoid01(m): 7:38am On Apr 06, 2020
Bros please take down that picture.
Celebrities › Re: World's Ugliest Man’ Welcome Another Baby For The Eighth Time (photos) by Humanoid01(m): 6:51am On Apr 06, 2020
Nobody get excuse for this life o. He still has the boldness to do stand-up comedy, not minding how people would look at him as he talks. I know it must have not been easy for him, but he eventually beat the odds. If na some people, them go don commit suicide tey tey!
Romance › Re: Is Masturbation Really A Sin? See Masturbation Photos. by Humanoid01(m): 6:43am On Apr 06, 2020
My gee, this your name really fit you o.

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