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Family › Re: Is My Dad Trying To Have An Extramarital Affair? by Humanoid01(m): 11:56pm On Apr 11, 2020
Auladimeji:
How does it feels like to be listening to one music for 4 weeks let alone 25 years
Good music nor dey fade.
Health › Re: What Semen Is Made Of: Why A Man Should Stop Masturbation In 2020 by Humanoid01(m): 11:48pm On Apr 11, 2020
xynerise:
It is not nutritious or add any value to the well-being of the man.
The semen actually contains those nutrients listed by the op.
Health › Re: What Semen Is Made Of: Why A Man Should Stop Masturbation In 2020 by Humanoid01(m): 11:30pm On Apr 11, 2020
xynerise:
Some women will read this and laugh at you...

"If only he knows"
LoL yeah! I was going to type that. " ..except for a case where the semen is consumed as a meal, which is really gross" , but my focus is how its natural presence in a male's sex organ relates with other body functions.
Health › Re: What Semen Is Made Of: Why A Man Should Stop Masturbation In 2020 by Humanoid01(m):
I don't advocate for masturbation but I have to ask, how do the nutrients in the semen directly account for normal body functions?

Those nutrients are not part of the nutrients processed by the body to yield energy, that feature is already made available by the foods we consume (except you want people to consume semen, which isn't necessarily unhealthy) and the liver which stores the excess nutrients from those foods.

So releasing semen is inconsequential to the amounts of usable nutrients in the body. Therefore, masturbation does not cause weight loss. I'm however much more concerned about its spiritual demerits.
Nairaland General › Re: What's The Name Of This Animal Pls (pic)? by Humanoid01(m): 10:45pm On Apr 11, 2020
This animal is most probably an aardvark, pig-like face with a long snout, rabbit-like ears, and looks like a kangaroo (just like an aardvark).

Like someone said, the animal is a burrower. It looks like its body is stained with the red sand behind that man. An aardvark is a burrower, so that's my best guess -- an aardvark.

Nairaland General › Re: What's The Name Of This Animal Pls (pic)? by Humanoid01(m): 10:21pm On Apr 11, 2020
DonDemu:
Do you really know how a pig looks like?
Lol Look at those pictures and compare.

I didn't say it's a pig, I only said it has a pig face.

Nairaland General › Re: What's The Name Of This Animal Pls (pic)? by Humanoid01(m): 9:29pm On Apr 11, 2020
DaddyMorenike:
Obviously a burrowing animal. Maybe a badger.
The biggest burrowing animal is a wombat, and it's not as big as that. That animal doesn't look anything close to a badger lol.
Nairaland General › Re: What's The Name Of This Animal Pls (pic)? by Humanoid01(m): 9:22pm On Apr 11, 2020
It looks like a marsupial, but it has a pig face.
Romance › Re: This Animal Was Killed In Our Compound This Evening , I Couldn't Figure Its Name by Humanoid01(m): 7:26pm On Apr 11, 2020
KaideeGee:
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Baba don book space dey wait for picture. How e go be you if you no con sabi the animal or the guy no con post any picture again? cheesy

Romance › Re: Picture: A Lady Stabbed Her Boyfriend To Death In Yenagoa by Humanoid01(m): 5:45pm On Apr 11, 2020
xendra:
everybody saying do date an aggressive lady cheesy nobody saying don't cheat on your lady.

that's exactly where the problem is. cheesy and y it never ends
Difficult situations reveal the beast or angel in people. Cheating is wrong, but getting violent over that is more wrong.
Romance › Re: Picture: A Lady Stabbed Her Boyfriend To Death In Yenagoa by Humanoid01(m): 5:41pm On Apr 11, 2020
zexy2030:
one esan girl nearly stabbed me too, just because I said her the younger sister is more beautiful than herself, she locked inside with her key and brought out knife. omoh I fear woman, that was ended the relationship. She was an aggressive one
This is interesting. How did you eventually get out?
Romance › Re: Lady Not Happy For Not Getting Transport Fare After Sleeping Over At A Man House by Humanoid01(m): 5:13pm On Apr 11, 2020
Zabiboy:
Like i said, if u invite ur fellow guy over to hangout or have fun, if he agrees to come, are you going to/meant to give him tf when he's leavinghuh.....
I'm even 100% sure the guy wuld even add more value to u, or u'll hv more fun when d guy( that u wont giv tf) is around than d so called lady who u r giving tf...
Like i always say tho....it not by force to reason d same way i do..
Goodluck with ur mentality
"YOUR" guy.

No matter what, men are different from women. You can't expect a guy to treat a lady the same way he treats a guy (especially his guy). I don't really believe in gender equality, I believe there's a natural law that determines how both genders treat and relate with each other.

If you're INVITING someone over, especially a lady, for the first time, courtesy demands that you see to the cost of the movement. It's not about feeling entitled, it's just the right thing to do.
Health › Re: COVID-19: Another Patient Dies In Lagos by Humanoid01(m): 1:29pm On Apr 11, 2020
OtemAtum:
What's the name of the god you are talking about? That's when I can know how to address your comment.
Why does that matter? The focal point here is whether or not a divine being exists. That's the starting point.
Health › Re: COVID-19: Another Patient Dies In Lagos by Humanoid01(m): 1:28pm On Apr 11, 2020
Myer:
Your level of comprehension is very low.
He wasn't speaking for himself since he's not a victim. But for the several Christians and muslims that have died from the coronavirus.
Your pastors are now praying for vaccines right? Good time to run to science.

We're only relatively safe in Africa because of our climate here.
Science doesn't necessarily oppose God. In fact, God's plan with science for us was to enable us know more about the world He created for us. There had to be a process, and science came through.
Health › Re: COVID-19: Another Patient Dies In Lagos by Humanoid01(m): 1:22pm On Apr 11, 2020
OtemAtum:
Who made the drugs used for suppressing the symptoms? Your god? Hell no!! It's the gods called scientists that made it, pls find out. God Almighty, the creator of Jehovah, Allah and the rest of them doesn't make drugs for humans, rather humans have to find the cure themselves. Read the BOOK OF UNIVERSAL HISTORY to understand better.
Wisdom and understanding comes from God, everyone chooses what to use theirs for. Those scientists wouldn't be called scientists in the first place if God hadn't given them that gift. God didn't create man to be lazy, that's why he created us with different purposes, some to be scientists, some mathematicians, some agriculturists, etc. To each, he gave a specific process of thinking.
Health › Re: COVID-19: How False Negatives Are Complicating Testing by Humanoid01(m): 7:27am On Apr 11, 2020
Venusman:
Where was the immune system when they tested positive? So it traveled then they restored it in isolation centre abi?

Walahi, you're easy to scam
Do you know what the immune system does? Do you even have any knowledge of Biology at all? You seem not to.
Health › Re: 17 New Cases Of Coronavirus In Nigeria. Total 305, 7 Deaths, 58 Discharged by Humanoid01(m): 9:49pm On Apr 10, 2020
Oluneutral:
19 states already!


Lord, come and take control.


Let's conquer this pandemic, please. We beg you.


You promised in your word that if we call on you and forsake our sin that you will heal our land, please, come and heal our land oh Lord.
Have we forsaken our sins?
Health › Re: You Have Been FOOLED About Coronavirus In Nigeria by Humanoid01(m): 1:20pm On Apr 10, 2020
IamPlato:
I Am Not Bothered, 80% of Nigerians Are Like You.


You Can Never Stand Out For A Change but You Want A Better Country.

Una go Die For This Country, the Wise People Go Fly Leave Una
Oga what are you going to do about it? Na simple question I ask. Stop yapping gibberish.
Music/Radio › Re: Naira Marley To Shoot COVID-19 Musical Video by Humanoid01(m): 1:01pm On Apr 10, 2020
virginboy1:
Like for Naira Marley, Share for Buhari.

angry
Lol 10 : 10. It's a tough one.
Health › Re: You Have Been FOOLED About Coronavirus In Nigeria by Humanoid01(m): 12:59pm On Apr 10, 2020
IamPlato:
either you like It Or Not, what Your Governmen Is Telling You are Lies
So then what are you going to do about it, now that you've figured they've been lying?
Health › Re: Man Dies Of Coronavirus In Delta State After Visiting Lagos by Humanoid01(m): 12:58pm On Apr 10, 2020
edoairways:
The deceased traveled from Lagos to Delta two week before the lock down. The lockdown only exposed him after he willingly submit himself for treatment.
Yeah, I'm clear on that now. Thanks a lot for the expatiation.
Health › Re: You Have Been FOOLED About Coronavirus In Nigeria by Humanoid01(m): 12:47pm On Apr 10, 2020
IamPlato:
You Are Not Wise

Shebi you Don Chop Full Belle, Mr Man, Nigerians Are Hungry. There Are Millions Out There Who Feed From Their Daily struggles but Now They Are Dying Of Hunger and There Is No Provision From Your Government
Everyone is hungry these days baba. If your problem is about the lockdown, then you should make that clear, instead of spreading false claims that the virus is inexistent in the country.
Health › Re: You Have Been FOOLED About Coronavirus In Nigeria by Humanoid01(m): 12:41pm On Apr 10, 2020
Nigerians are too stubborn, everyone wants to sound smart. Gosh! It's freaking annoying.

Is Nigeria the only country that has recorded very few deaths? Look at Ghana, with 300+ cases, they've recorded only 6 deaths so far. Does that mean that their government is also lying to them?

There are many countries that can be considered worse than Nigeria, but they have recorded fewer cases and deaths than the so-called top countries, does the mean their governments are lying to them too?

Oga if you want to go out, go out, nor dey use your own let people dey take risks with their lives.
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Odumeje Praying On Mountain Top, Interceding For The World by Humanoid01(m): 12:21pm On Apr 10, 2020
UncleSnr:
Colona Bilus is real, do not doubt him.
Leal* . wink
Romance › Re: What's That One SONG You Promised Yourself That You Must Play On Your Wedding Da by Humanoid01(m): 11:19am On Apr 10, 2020
Sunny Nneji - Oruka. Old but very classic. grin
Celebrities › Re: Banky W Reacts To Government Suspension Of Social Distancing by Humanoid01(m): 9:51am On Apr 10, 2020
Wolexdey:
What support has he rendered so far?
What support have you rendered so far?
Politics › Re: List Of Popular Nigerians Infected With Coronavirus by Humanoid01(m): 9:39am On Apr 10, 2020
Abba Kyari was tested positive on the 24th of May? You also used May for some cases. Lol


I don't smoke, if not I for say make you pass me that weed wey you take this morning.
Health › Re: Man Dies Of Coronavirus In Delta State After Visiting Lagos by Humanoid01(m): 9:20am On Apr 10, 2020
juwoonn:
Reading does not kill... Read the story.
He traveled to Lagos and returned 2 weeks ago
Yeah I got it. Thanks!
Health › Re: Man Dies Of Coronavirus In Delta State After Visiting Lagos by Humanoid01(m): 9:08am On Apr 10, 2020
stevmatt15:
2 weeks ago, probably before the lock down. It is possible to travel during lock down, is it not just to bribe the security agencies? Or to give good reason for travelling.

There is no impossibility in Nigeria Government
You can do and undo
We need to help ourselves here. Here in Ogun, you see people going about their daily matters despite the lockdown. You only wonder if some people really know what's going on.
Health › Re: Man Dies Of Coronavirus In Delta State After Visiting Lagos by Humanoid01(m): 8:59am On Apr 10, 2020
So people still travel during this lockdown period? We are not ready to curb this disease.
Celebrities › Re: Juliet Ibrahim Insults Africans On Torys Lanez Live On IG, Calls Them Beggers. by Humanoid01(m): 8:55am On Apr 10, 2020
RichDad1:
But where’s the lie?
They’re everywhere dropping account numbers from Twitter, IG and even Nairaland.
She didn't lie, but nothing prompted that comment. Whatever attack she gets, she deserves it.

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