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No, no, no! You are getting me wrong. This person is single and has never married.

1. They advertise by screaming and shouting; "Ori eja! Ori eja!! Ori eja!!! Suspense! Action!! Thrilling!!! Ori Eja! Now on[b] Fi[/b]deo and [b]Fi[/b]CD. Ori eja!!! Grap your copy NOWWWW!!!!

2. A mother who has just lost her child will still have make-up, wig, rings on ten fingers and stiletto shoes on.

3. When mobile phones just got to Naija, they would really focus their cameras on it when it's ringing, and the actors too would be holding it as if.... I wonder what they'll be focusing their cameras on now.

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Angelgal:
What has answering a question with a question got to do with being a Nigerian?

Why are you asking?

Your dream soulmate but...

Assume you meet someone that fits your dream of a lifetime partner and soulmate, possesses every quality you have always wanted but has a son from a previous relationship. Would you date and later marry such a person?

So what makes you a Nigerian?

Hey! why would you go to Vmobile or Glo? Those girls are working and might not have your time. Please visit Unilag, LASU, Yabatech or Laspotech instead. Lots of jobless fine girls there.

c0dec:
I couldn't care less anymore. it's obvious you ain't that pretty. I would be wasting a lot of money and time to go see an ugly chic.

I'm 100% sure that c0dec is a very very ugly dude.

If my boyfriend slaps me, he will see HELL. Of course that's the end of the relationship, then I will arrange for some thugs to go and beat him up, leave a huge scar somewhere on his body(preferably his face) so that he will always remember.

Greatpeter:
Eh! Have you  played the station before?
I have tried many times without breakthrough.
All I see was cartoon after which I clicked continue but alas! the station was a disappointment.
Ogun state Govt do something. Make dey disgrace Nig. ooo. The whole dey watch us oo.

I play it everyday! I really don't know why you can't get to play it.

We never had a dog. Our former neighbours' back then in Nigeria had 2 dogs. One was called "Dupe" and the other was called "Goat". Funny names, huh?

This is simply Child Abuse! Awon agba iya!

You have to click on the yellow icon which has a microphone on it (I believe you can see it, it's quiet conspicuous there right on top). Then if you have a pop-up blocker press down "Ctrl" while it opens, a small window opens and the music starts playing.
Alternatively, you can click on the Winamp icon at the top of the page. It's beside the 4 windows media player icons. But with this you have to have Winamp installed.
Hope this helps.
@hot-angel, you can listen to all the songs without having to request for it by doing this.

I was searching for blogs by Nigerians in Google, then I saw Seun's blog and from there I came here.

Pkrix has so many ODD theories. Well, me too!

And what has your age got to do with that? Age does not determine one's level of intelligence, so never mind.

I know someone that got married to her first love.

You mean you don't know Bianca Onoh, former Miss Nigeria now married to Daddy Ojukwu?

They call them Yahoo boys: Nigerian 419 scammers who send e-mails to swindle Western people. A typical 419 e-mail bears the name of a notable Nigerian (or his family member) as the sender, claiming he/she has millions of $$$ stashed away in a foreign bank and needs a few thousand $$$ to get it out, then he promises the "target" a share of the millions if he helps.

I receive such e-mails almost everyday...maybe they think I am one [I]oyinbo mugun[/I]. This menace has badly dented the image of Nigeria to the international community. Just enter "Nigeria 419" in Google and you'll see what I'm talking about. It was even featured in a video game! (Doom 3)

There are many sites dedicated solely to nabbing and disgracing these scammers e.g.
www.419eater.com, www.scamorama.com, www.ebolamonkeyman.com, www.crimes-of-persuasion.com, www.419fraud.com ... I can go on and on. (They are more than fifty!) Last year, Nigerian e-mail scams constituted the biggest consumer fraud on the internet according to the US State Department and over $100,000 is lost PER DAY, in the US alone, to these scammers!

And it's getting worse by the day. Why is it Nigeria? What can the Federal Government of Nigeria, The Police force or some other bodies, and U & I as patriotic citizens of Nigeria do to curb this evil practice because it is greatly spoiling our image and also limiting e-commerce & e-business for Nigeria.

Any views?

Radio Abeokuta (www.abeokuta.org) streams Music (mainly Yoruba), Yoruba talk shows & mysteries (Iriri Aye), Yoruba films and other Yoruba programmes like that. It's worth checking out.

Seun:
IAH: If there are few women who possess beauty and few who possess brains, then mathematically there'll be [I]very few[/I] who possess both. So, technically, you and matrix are right.

But I don't think there's any negative correlation between beauty and brains, because all the smart women I know are also quite beautiful in my opinion. None of them is by any means ugly.

Example?

Seun:
but Nairaland is the best way..

Yeah, yeah. And you can see many usernames testifying to that!

pkrix:
She was dressed provocatively and was exposing her luscious boobs and the near surface of her "punanny."

Somebody [color=Blue]like[/color] c0dec (but not c0dec)sees her and was aroused and he OBEYED the call of nature.

He raped her.

She dressed provocatively...and he saw her...and he had to OBEY the call of nature.
My question is; Was the rapist the only man that saw her dressed provocatively? NO. I'm sure she must have encountered other men on her way before meeting the rapist.
How come the other men did not obey the call of nature? Why was it only HIM that obeyed?
How come a girl dressed provocatively does not get raped like 7 or 8 times in a day by different men...if it is truly the call of nature.
The other men had SELF CONTROL. Men generally like to push blame around, the first man on earth did it...so it is only natural for an idiot who lacks self control to push the blame to the lady.

Bottom Line: The MAN is to blame. If other men could refuse to be lured, he should be able to refuse too. His inability to refuse makes him less than a normal man, so he's a RETARD. All rapists need deliverance and rehabilitation in a remand home to build their self control.