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Mzee1Kahuna:
How do we tell our children that nudity is unafrican?

Yet most of you men admire them in the street compared to the decently dressed ones and go after them as side chick.

Same way they condemned ladies that bleached their skin but prefer them over the dark or chocolate ones.

Nigerian men and hypocrisy!

definitelyME:
He will soon fall back to square one....let him not be thinking that he has made it in life. Useless guy. I so much hate this guy!!

Drink snipper na.

totofukker:
Guys, here’s my account number and I’m updating this thread with my girlfriends phone. I have updates for you people.


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Kenedy

Sterling.

As soon as you send me cash, quote me with your monkier and email, i will send you the continuation of my ubaga thread and this one. One love

Your fav nairaland writer
The best of them all
Kingog

This is what I wanted to suggest in the other thread. Most writers on NL do this.

Sell your story to who ever wants to buy instead of asking for volunteery donations which some people will use to demeaning you.

Check LarrySun, oyinprince stories to get more ideas.

Drop your WhatsApp number I can't use my mail.

There is a difference between been desperate and going along with the flow. Some men don't have patience, next thing is they are married to someone else while you were the first choice.

Tonero5200:
I Just attended a wedding ceremony where the celebrants told the mc to announce to the public that people shouldn't bother spraying them. the mcee said it loud and clear, that we should eat and drink and keep our change to ourselves or we should come spray him the mcee or DJ. As a normal nigeria at first we were happy, atleast money is saved, but as time went on we realised they were certain people that were allowed and expected to sprayed while they were dancing, the celebrant peers and all, Rain of cash everywhere... meaning we that they saw we were likely coming to spray with 500# or 1k were rebuked, probably they don't need our 50naira, change.

I felt embarrassed and angry at the same time, that's ill-mannered from them, I hate it when people look down on me, because they are financially bouyant they think they can look down on people anyhow. Well I look to see them in few years time where they will be. I wished them a normal married Life and withold the happiness from it because I don't think they need it.

Your last paragraph shows that they made the right decision by dodging a bullet from your type.

You don't need to wish them well for their union to be happy.

Your problem is not poverty, there as so many poor people with good heart. Go work on your bad belle and low self esteem!

franchasofficia:
You weren't supposed to feel embarrassed at all.


I did almost the same thing during my wedding.


The only difference is that I wrote mine on the invitation card and it was also stated that its strictly by invite, and nobody is expected to spray money or give gift to the couple. There was no arrangement for couple to dance, only country music were played, and no room for high table or whatever they call it. Phones were not also allowed inside the reception hall, just come in and sit, eat and drink to your fill.



When it was time to take pictures, buses were stationed to convey people interested in
taking pictures to venue for snapping and back to the reception hotel where they boarded their private cars back to their various homes and destinations.



So these things depends on peoples choices, some people love private life, some want extra security, some don't want to burden their guests with worrying about money to spray them or what to gift them.

This is almost the same pattern I am going to do mine.

I have always said that I won't accept gift and cash which I will state on the IV except from very close friends and family.

U see that couple feeding is a total No for me.
Pictures and couple dance are ok for me.

Who wan vex 9 sabi.

freddie009:
Abeg this one an oversabi jore, if this is true.

No be oversabi. It all depends on the caliber of the individuals involved.

HK na old news now, na today EFCC Know of their existence?
They do sign legal agreement before been admitted. I once stayed in a town where there are up to ten of such training ground. Police will simply collect their share end of story.

Agent game 2022: 5/10.

Fiscus105:
If you see his relationship with her would bring problem to ur marriage, most especially he only wants to flex and not committed relationship, I will advice you to use every humanly possible to block it.


I dnt even like it if me and my friend dating close friends not to talk of sisters which I married one of them. If u dnt block it, I foresee you regretting it in nearest future.

U are the only sensible person so far. Op follow this advise.

Another typical nollywood movie. I am only hit on by the cast.

[quote author= post=112588239]Very interesting movie.

Jim Iyke's latest movie is another Banger.

Thumbs up Guys.[/quote].

Real Banger! The second reasonable nollywood movie of recent after King of boys. Jim Iyke did one hell of a different movie in nollywood history.

giselle237:
passport is ready for pick up you say, what again with upgrade? Pls all Nigerian passports issued by immigration service are accepted worldwide. Go and pick up

Am taking abt the new E- passport that is only issued in Abuja and lagos I heard.

Bad comments 8/10.
In as much as I don't like nollywood movies this is the 2nd recent nollywood movie I will rate high along with king of boys. Is a first of its kinf in nollywood history, a different spec, I never knew Jim Ike could get it right, I give it to him.

Pushpa the rise: 9/10.

Am abt to go pick up my passport since is ready but I heard they aren't issuing the e passport after production unless one upgrade it.

So please has anyone upgrade theirs to the new e- passport? How do I go abt it without those officers billing me?

Please is urgent.

Purpl3:
Micheal Bay is a really good director I like his style, I'm sure I wasn't the only one rooting for the bad guys in the end. Yayah's character Will was soo fvcking annoying Danny went on 37 bank Jobs and never got caught once but the one time he brings will everything that wasn't supposed to go wrong did from the first minute, inbuilt badluck

I seriously rooted for bad guys too. I wanted them to win the cops. I loved Danny more but I for the sake of the EMT and the wounded cop I choose Will.

sisisioge:
I can see this working where

1. The husband is rich
2. The wives do not live together
3. One or both wives do not really love the man, they just want a husband.
4. Sex is a problem, one or both want some breathing space. Let him point his thing to another direction tinz.
5. The guy is reputed for cheating, better to have one other instead of several others.
6. The initial couple are older, so no sweat a new person is coming in.
7. The initial couple's culture permits it and they embraced same.

Perfect analysis.

lexy2014:
So u mean that all monogamous families are peaceful? Why all this divorce and domestic violence up and down? In the west where polygamy is criminalised, how come they can't do without divorce since they practice monogamy?

I have said my own. Na una sabi.

tunnex190:
Here's plan for the holiday.

You won't regret KGF I & 2.

Adventures of Tintin 7/20.

Ambulance: 10/10.
Good plot, Brilliant, Educative, entertaining, comic, thrilling. This movie is a perfect example of how a movie should be executed. The best for the first quarter of 2022.

ikorodureporta:
Why??

If you are one of them, do you also do it in your office?

Is the opposite of "cheers (clinking glasses by the whites)."

Both are for the demons most people don't realize it.

gaby:
Peaceful polygamy

Let the man die first and let's see if it will be peaceful. Nothing peaceful abt polygamy.

FutureIsFemale:
May he dies at the operation room IJN.

Meanwhile, behold our next president.

U want another person to die at the operation room? God knows where u will die yourself.

Creamypie:
sure, ha xoxo burger, and fry fry food they eat, plus preservative in canned foods. Damn

While our own na over fried egusi soup and akpu with kpomo wey some household go warm for almost 1 week.

ThinkSmarter:
Oyibo too dey suffer from cancer.
Asians and Africans got the strongest immune system

Ehya! Asian has the longest lifespan while African has the shortest.

Ignorance dey make us think say we strong pass them.

K.G.F 2: 10/10
Black and blue: 6/10
Uncharted 6/10.

verocharles:
Go to Immigration twitter. quote your enrolment number. it will be sorted out. it might have even be ready.

Those ones are even the worst. I tagged them for 3 straight months no response, most of those tweet you see from people hailing them are arrangee.

giselle237:
i dnt think u need NIN for passport in Delta state madam. Delta last i checked is still issuing the 17,500 naira ppt, no need for nin in this

NiN I compursory in Asaba, infact they will use it to fustrate you Diy or Not.
Plus they are not issuing passport for 17k the PCO in Asaba is the more corrupt then his subordinates.

People wey go fall for scam shall.

Professorcplus:
Same goes to guys.

No one cares when he's broke with nothing.

Man endure after passing through thick and thin, rejected and left by desperate ladies, struggle alone for years and finally hit it big, ladies come running.

While the ladies do flamboyant wedding without meaniful source of income with the man.

Hoping the man will shoulder all her parents responsibilities, rent a shop, fund business, buy her a car and nice cloth.


More that 50% of ladies fall into this. That is their fantasy, but they don't want to pay the price.

But, most ladies acted inconsiderate, besides seeing the reality of what brought them together.

This is why people in relationships should talk hard facts, be real about what brought then together, both should set aside a special night alone not for s ex but to iron out your strength and weakness.

I see marriage as a contract: I tell you my terms and conditions, what I will never tolerate like, you tell me yours too.

Talk like a partner and not a boss-employer, or master-slave relationship.

If two people in relationships can tell thenselve harsh truth and have it at the back of their minds so if any one fick up, both already knows the consequences, hence respect their boundaries.

All these stories that touch will be avoided.

I hope your hubby treated you well. Thank you.

You are wrong about the ladies these days the guys are even the gold diggers.

50% of weddings these days are jointly sponsored by the couple not only the man, how much does the average Nigerian man has to do a flamboyant wedding in this present economy?

I don't see marriage as a contract you can walk out of when the cards are not falling your way.

Most relationship these days are centered on selfishness and dishonesty hence after the wedding surprises begins to spring up you will begin to wonder what they were courting during their courtship days.

Am still flexing my singleness o until I feel is right.

iamdapsyj:
I personally do not like lavish weddings but do you know that if the lady had gone to those that sponsored the wedding for financial assistance to do a business, she would not get a positive answer.

The best and rarest point ever.

This is totally true.

Whenever most ladies asked for a business loan or support from those them the next question is "why don't you look for a man and settle down instead of struggling on your own or pursuing your so-called career? those guys around why don't you pressure one to marry you?, a woman's life is not complete without a man.". They are ready to buy your ashobi and contribute to the wedding but will never help establish you.

I went through a lot in during my humble beginning if not for my siblings and my dog- headedness I may have ended up in a frustrating marriage hence I don't help or practice humility to those around me cos I did without them which am grateful for.

Most people don't know the pressure the average african lady goes through because she is yet to get married.