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descartes400:
I just tire. That's why I want to order my own pack of condoms from Lagos via konga.

That'll be the best, very confidential... But I don't think online markets sell condoms though, do they .

CONDOM... if there's any other person than d seller there I just walk pass to anoda shop... And if I don't find a shop whr there aren't any other person but the seller, I just keep walking back n forth

What can u expect when even our own president thinks we aren't educated and poor ourselves.

Bubu has finished us SMH

Singing � � �
When I see this kind of motor I'll jump and pass...
I say when I see this kind of motor I'll jump and pass...
Brother sister help me sing oh, when I see this kind of motor will jump and pass.

Ahoy!!!
Madam
I must join the NN by God's grace amen

Hehehe!!!
Isn't this the same Tonto that is suppose to be a "born again"
So she loves God and she doesn't love how God created her..

SMH
People seeking too much attention can do anything to become sex doll with "breath of life"

The devil has crafte a fancy and more efficient way to send people to him.

No nation should approve this.

Abeg who follow me watch dat video... Una see or hear beyounce voice dere?

OP! OP!! OP!!!
How many times I call u?

This is "rural urbanization"

EMMAUGOH:
I have played 30 odds it cut, played 10 it still cut brought it down to 2 that one worse cos even u win u won't feel it. Went down to 1.5 it still cut, later accumulated 1.20 that one no pass 3 days.. 1.10 over 0.5 goal accumulation still cut 4th day.

So in conclusion betting is never a sure banker. Never trust any team to deliver.
They are not still sure about themselves too. Also i have learnt to have fun with bets and also never belive betting will one day bemy career or job. It just a means

Exactly bro... U and I are on the same page on that one... For over 2 months now I haven't won a dime, and my lose is running up to 20k already, it's quite provoking but "suicide" haba!!! That's too weak

Betters need to really learn this, maybe bet9ja and the others really need to add this in their disclaimers...
"Pls do not stake what u can't let go... Bet9ja will no be liable blah blah blah"

No amount of depression should result to suicide, suicide is a reckless and foolish way out of depression... If u ask me I would say it's not the frustration from the lose of the bet, neither is it the debt he's owing that triggered this... He killed himself, perhaps he has always wanted to die for no reason

AnonyNymous:
Lmao!

For those that didn't get it, this is the meme reference lol

Exactly bror
Exactly

dukeprince50:
tell her you have a crush on her, don't look too serious and not like a clown when you say it, just say it and let her think about it herself, whether you want her or not as a gf does not matter but this can go along way and it wont break the friendship, If you act stupidly towards her(u knw wat i mean) she wont be too offended, she already knows you are into her

Alright, thanks a lot for d advice bro

IamD18:
What advice do you need?

You said you both are besties, why are you then complaining?

Keep being her bestie and allow us rest biko!

Alright thanks a lot... But Wat am asking is... Should I say it to her or be silent abt it?, would it spoil my chances of being with her in future if I tell her.

Good evening and happy Sunday Nairaland.
Please I need ur advices on this;
I've been besties with this girl for quite a while and I like her so much and she likes me too but I just can't be in a relationship now... I need ur advices good guys/girls, men/women of this forum(especially d girls) ... Should I tell her this?,,, would it be okay if I tell her?,,, or will it ruin my chances of ever having a relationship with her for good?... Pls mature response pls.

Thanks all

Hehhehheh!!!
See efrontry Shaa...
One man warning a whole paramilitary department

Well my fingers are crossed sha... Pls OP I specifically want u to follow up this matter bumper to bumper, I'd like to see how this ends, I like action films

Don't these people get tired of propaganda for Lord's sake

Check that out "one of the guys I found on twitter"... This lady clarely pointed out why she has been single, she's apparently too selective... and am pretty sure a perfect snub and an ignoring bitch as well.

D guy mumu sef... It's simple, just tell her she should've asked her boyfriend to fetch d water for her na since she's so proud of him... Sheekena, he didn't need to return d water back down n waste energy.

FortifiedCity:
Why did you dispossess the scorpion of the cockroach, will you eat the cockroach?

You'd have looked for something to cover them both and study them. You for learn something new.


Nigerian mentality eehh

Cover them u say... U should've as well asked him to build a cage for them in order to study them very well.
It's like scorpion neva sting u b4... U go do 10min madness fest b4 u go fall dey cry.

This topic just talks about me, more and most sincerely, I never knew there were yet people like me in this world, I almost actually started concluding maybe it's something wrong with just me, perhaps a sickness, never thought someone else somewhere is also experiencing same.

I still suffer it, it never leave... But thanks to this topic, I now know it's not me but me not bold enough, and thank u all for ur comments, it has helped.

I love Nairaland

amani63:
Bitch that fu"ck Falz every night and day






Na me talk am

Bror e dey pain u... U too can go n fvck if u think dat pussy z free.

Hmm "henna tattoo"

Up until now i knew this as "Hausa tattoo"(no offense Pls)... Na one day Pesin dey know sunting.

Sunnycliff:
I wish you had paid attention to your English classes on Sarcasm

There was no sarcasm about what I said... That ur comment literally had no atom of sense at all in comparison to the kind of person I thought u were judging from ur signature.

I don't think there's any cloth that can cover this one oh... Any clothe this one wears with struggle for space and freedom chai!....

Like someone above said; she's indeed in a "sex contract", let her just make sure she make enough profits before contract terminate

The pastor himself fvcked up... Why is he trying to do God's job for God... Shouldn't God be the judge of who'll make heaven and who'll go to hell .... Some people will just read the Bible in and out without proper understanding, then Just believe they have known more than God himself.

it's even ordinary #250 block they used in building it... Brake all imolites... U have my support �

Sunnycliff:
These can never be declared terrorists in this nation but we know the terrorists are the IPob!

Sai one Nigeria
Sai baba till 2050

Uncle how can u say u're "soaring high like an eagle" with this kind of senseless comment.

Good lord!!! this is witchery of the highest order... Lord take the soul of the innocent infant

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Until we debunk the idea "religion" and start seen each other for our similaritie, we will never be at peace with each other.

Mtcheeewww!!! Nonsense!!!!
Then how about justice for people u brutally masercered and killed, u damn wasted 73 innocent live out of the country's population all in D name of ur campaign for anti grazing bill...and u still promised to do more killings ..., If the justice system is not bias y'all should be tried and sentenced accordingly.

Rubbish!!!