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when e reach prison him body go com down... I trust nigerian police, dem go beat d living day light out of him body.

amunsu!!!

PenlsCaP:
Wow.. na thus man marry this pretty Lady

yeah, it happens all the time

but charles nor too ugly na... Na only say him belle na 'television back'

Explorers:
LONDON: People queue outside the Apple Store on Regent Street in London as the iPhone X goes on sale in the UK.


LONDON: The queue builds this morning outside the Apple store in Covent Garden in London as the iPhone X comes out

OMG!

See how dat one is yawning sef... He's probably been there for hours.

He was vice to who Abeg?

twisted fate so sad RIp to the lady

that's what u'll tell the media... Inwardly u mean it otherwise.

foolish efcc ... They're dragging her now because she didn't compromise her stand in allegiance to the opposition party. The moment she cross carpets now she becomes saint and all these becomes history...
Mtcheeewww!
Nonsense govt

ECOWAS u'll hv to be patient, in a few thousands of years ur plea will be granted.

Just chill eh, 50billion is loading...

shud we now fry mess

JonSnow:
Nigerians have lost confidence in this administration. Even their hardcore zombies no fit talk again sef

all of them partisans, fanatics, pro aspirants of ApC are now faced with the rude awakening of their ignorance before, they're now gradually dropping their bigoted perception. Only the egoistic ones will still keen hell bent supporting this failure of a govt.

Mrkumareze:
Pls, can I propose to sophia?

are u a robot

so it mocked people... And it's still developing, more traits will be programmed in as it progresses... just like the movie 'choppie' , they'll keep developing it till it becomes all too well acquainted with everything good n evil and as a smart 'humanoid' it is will start having dreams of taking over the world, by then it won't be just it but more of it's kind. This is how oblivion starts.

But on a lighter note it'll be fun to live that 'robotic' age though, after all we're humans, we'll surely triumph if things goes south

bror u're doomed, u've fvcked two of 'tade's victims '

khiaa:
lol Every dollar his heroin infested broke azz gets he shoots in his arm. I know that you think I'm joking with you because I'm making light of the situation but what I am saying is the truth, the White community is infested with Meth and Heroin and they are dying of over doses by the droves, you don't believe me just google it. You don't realize how awful they look all strung out. I hate when they come around me begging for money for a fix.

wow...smh They really got some serious issues with opioids. ... I believe they (whites)resorting to drugs abuse is possibly connected to their gene...we all knw they're physically the weaker vessels.

pls oh, am not being sentimental or mocking or anything oh, but i'm curious,...why do Islamic clerics(alfa ) wife have to wear this 'burka', why the all body n face covering

Years back when my younger sister first saw two women in this 'burka', she ran n cried, she hid behind my dad... It was her first time of seeing such, probably thought she had seen a masquerade(no offense oh ) abeg b4 una(muslims) rain on me.

some pple need that prayer more than her in this forum, in nairaland as a whole.

khiaa:
Are you talking about 50,000 U.S. dollars or nairas, because if you are talking about dollars you can forget it because his broke azz don't have a pot to piss in or two nickels to rub together.

I'm American from many many generations back that's why I'm here.

ahah anty... Even in naija here broke asses dey see at least #20,000 a month... Only lazy bones of pple wey their ancestors dey follow na e be say at all at all 10k in a month haba!... Don't hyperbolize it and make it seem like he's that broke that he couldn't make a dollar a day na... Even beggars make more than that in less than an hour

RevT1:
Lol... Binding him In d name of Jesus.
Next time d urge to "nack" any girl comes to Ur mind, imagine Jesus in dat room sitting at one corner with tears in his eyes shaking his head slowly in disappointment.

Then, there will be no need for dis prayer.

bross i pray b4 i do anything

khiaa:
Why, so your sister can support his broke azz?
It's so sad that you think just because someone is white they have money. I feel sorry for those of you who marry because you think that their white skin equates to money. Boy are you heading for a rude awakening.

yea, a dollar is equals to #370 in the forex... "his broke ass'' at the very worse, will at least be worth $50,000 .. 370 x 50,000 = 18,500,000 ...
So anty it won't be so bad afterall... U too dey stay yanky na, u knw as e dey go.

so dance moves don finish... Na dis fvckry of a dance ghana get to com up with... Too Stupid... Make dem hold pesin wey bring dis dance liable for dis nonsense.

oya mission accomplished, ada anugo onyiocha ... Jackpot!!! Endless dollars coming through... Na d girl popc go even smile pass d girl sef on dat day.

E be like say na d way be dis nw oh... I should probably be looking for oyimbo man for my younger sister to marry.

Did he break a record for longest wrapper or what... I don't understand the 'world wrapper man title'... Good luck to him sha, he'll be doing a great solid to the homeless flood victims... GOD'S speed.

d evidence is real bror... Upon all d fresh up d kpokpo still dey show... Dis guy suffer true true... Agbeyro don blow dis guy face well well

it's already late... Pple would've stormed the offer by now... Just bill pasted at the gate sef u'll com an see hw pple will full the place like say na stadium.

biacan:
So what if you lost yours at 28......what about me wey never loss waiting I go come do

u go com make i loss am 4 u

Rokia2:
E money personal PA

PPA

heh! (hands on head)

Henceforth b4 i nack any girl we'll both first go 4 HIV test b4 anything haopens... U demon called 'Tade' i bind u in d name of jesus!

Amen

Does this Rochass okorocha have sense at all... Wat is a statue of zuma doing in imo state for fvck sake... He bias n sentimental brain has clouded his sense of belonging to d point that his gone beyond embarrassing not only the ethics of his pple by taking a heathen religion but as well going as far as commemorating a stranger in place of past indigenous heroes/achievers... This man is a goat ahswear ;/

Keneking:
Reserved for mainly medical professionals...
Cant they just go to Nigeria College of Medicine and hire staffers

that's coz joining the military is not something that should be compelled one anyone to do... They'll rather put out the info so if u have the guts to endure rigorous training u'll apply.

Ohcanada:
5MILLION a month

be serious na... Please, i have reasons why i asked.

omo dat promise bonyface na real bonyface... Her name no lie at all