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Roland17:
Na night bus Guardiola go use run from EPL.

Oga Titus, he take night bus, come EPL, now money done loss

Raumdeuter come and defend your tin god.

3-0!

Roland17:
The same Ranieri Dayo swears is mediocre is annihilating the demi-god from the Bundesliga.

Na night bus Guardiola go use run from EPL.

Yes I remember Raumdeuter telling us that only in EPL can a rubbish coach like Ranieri carry title, yet here he is disgracing his deity and greatest coach of all time.

Fraudiola getting exposed again.

This is not Bayernliga or Barca where you can be utterly incompetent at coaching defence and canter to the league.

2-0 to Leicester in 5 minutes.

bigkesh:
You know Chelsea is really in heaven when Ibime hasn't mentioned Oscar or Emenalo in over a month

Which just goes to show ma beef ain't personal. Its only to do with how they affect my team on the pitch.

The day Ramires left is also the day my beef with him ended, likewise Mikel ain't a factor since Chalobah relegated him out of the 18 completely.

Lincolnn2:
@ibime, my nigga, the comparison wasn't about Terry and Lord Iniesta. The cruise of this was your statement claiming Iniesta to be an unproductive player in comparison with Lampard who is clearly a stat padder. stick with that.

Iniesta is not as productive as Terry, why would I compare his productivity with Lampard?

That's like trying to compare wealth with Bill Gates when you are yet to reach Ifeanyi Ubah level.

I done take 20 point hit. Injuries everywhere. I might as well reformat my season now since my focus has shifted to FA CUP. #Oyafuckit

Lincolnn2:
Lampard, John Terry are overrated! F.ucking unproductive n.iggas!

Last time I checked a year ago, Terry had scored more goals than Iniesta.

€191m. See the kind money Ronaldo collect last year. Only €20m was from salary.

7 years of that would make him a billionaire (allowing for tax)

Messi go dey vex. They are not mates!

foyeks2001:
My brother, let me tell u dis secret... try and get ursef ' a daddy in d Lord' not d flamboyant and get rich quick pastors but someone u know Christ dwells in him...abt 3yrs ago, wen hubby and I were looking for 'house to rent', an agent took us to a beautiful building ,immediately I fell inlove with d place, in d evening, after church service, my hubby only informed our pastor dat, we ve seen, an apartment, b4 my hubby cld say jack robbinson, he told him dat house is not a house, he shud look for another... when hubby told me wat daddy said, I was like , u shudnt have informed him in d first place(was selfish cos already liked the apartment) , hubby said he only wanted to tell him dat , we wld soon leave where we were occupying to another... nevertheless a message was already given, dis is a pastor I know God dwells in him, still was not convinced, I called my mom to give us her pastor's number, called d pastor and told him abt an apartment we interested in, he told us to call back d next day, also remembered a mummy -pastor, called her again and explained, she also told us to call back d next day... so we called both d next day, my mum 's pastor told us same thing, d mummy-pastor asked us to see d owner first b4 we make payment, told her dat she doesn't need to hide anything from us, dat she is our mummy, she den told us d same thing also, she went further explaining to us dat, so dat it will not get to a point where we resort to selling off our property to feed.... immediately it dawned on me to remove dat 'love for d place' from my memory, so then looked for another.
NB:the 3pastors were all CAC pastors... one in Abuja, my mum 's pastor in Ekiti while d mummy in Lagos
So my brother, next time, always seek d face of God in whatsoever dealings u know might have any impact on u be it negatively or positively...

Brainwashed nonsense. If you can't afford the house, just tell us.

Africans always looking for witches and wizards under the carpet.

Even house sef done turn winch.

ariano10:
useless boatank

How would he eat for 2 days when he was the one marking Drogba for the corner?

Sanchez won't be allowed to join an English team till his contract expires.

Meanwhile Virgil Van Dijk dey market for £25m

hensben:
How Alonso position take concern Sanchez. I nor understand how una dey watch ball sef.

I tire o!

timbros:
Some reports have it that Atletico went for him

Na lie. What would Atletico do with such expired product.

timbros:
Casillas has family too..

Did Barcelona bid for Casillas?

diggz:
Lamps wasn't offered any new deal bcuz of uber useless players like oscar so he moved on. Cech was relegated to the background for the fvcking ungrateful belgian not becuz the later was better than him or becuz cech started messing up or something. Yet ,we expect someone of his calibre to stay glued to the bench and be happy with it becuz he loves CFC and wants to be loyal or a legend to certain class of individuals......

Cech n Lamps are CFC legends....! No stories n No long tin.

Cech has got his priorities right. His kids were settled in school in UK and he couldn't uproot them to another country at that age. Family loyalty comes before club loyalty.

timbros:
I won't have Cech in my list of Chelsea legends. Yes he is arguably they best goalkeeper ever in Chelsea, but for the fact he signed for out direct rivals spoilt everything he has done.

If Cech likes, he can sign for a club called PhuckChelsea FC. He would remain a legend.

What he did in UCL semi-final, final and Europa final vs Benfica would make him a legend forever.

The nigga even saved Robben penalty in extra time!

Its a phucking disgrace!!!!

raumdeuter:
You see say when he was arguing about Terry carrying Chelsea he sef know whatsup. Terry na just figurehead

Ibime listed 5 members of that Chelsea team ahead of Terry. Me go even include Cashley, Carvalho Essien ahead of Terry

In realistic terms Terry would only be better that the right back Ferreira or Bosingwa

JT is the only defender on my list, which just means I place more emphasis on midfielders and forwards.

If we list Bayern best 11 players in the last 3 years, Boateng would not make top 11.

I lie?

Kroos, Muller, Lahm, Neuer, Schweini, Robben, Alaba, Ribery, Lewandowski, Alonso, Vidal.

While JT made my Chelsea top 7 of ALL TIME, Boateng won't make top 10 of the last 3 years only.

If Javi Martinez and Thiago had stayed fit, they would also be more important.

My vote goes to Mr Kang

Rhymes, Wordplay and multis is a tie.

Similes, Metas and Punches to Kang

Emaprince:
Once you mention John Terry, next name is Frank Lampard... then drogba, Zola, etc etc.

Lampard is our legend!!

Nobody places above Lampard for me.

Lampard, Drogba, Makelele, Zola, Cech, Ballack and Terry are my favourite legends, in that order.

raumdeuter:
The English players dont shine anywhere. Their teammates do the job and they collect the plaudits. with slight exceptions here and there

Beckham and Terry being the worst examples

No carry that one come Lampard side

6 UCL QF goals
4 UCL semi goals
1 UCL final goal speaks for him, not to count substantial assists.

Lampard carried his team, not the other way round.

11 players contributing equally as Frank Lampard could have carried at least 3 UCL trophies for Chelsea.

As for Argentines, we don't see them in UCL except Messi really.

raumdeuter:
Among Argentines only Messi is the only regular in the awards

While in England we have Lampard Gerrrard Beckham Terry Cashley etc

Because Messi is the only Argentine to shine in the Champions League.

Most awards come from the UCL.

Aguero, Higuain and co have never shone in Champions League.

Beckham, Gerrard, Cashley, Lampard all shone in the Champions league.

AdisaOwala:
Are you sure you have not been overating Alagolo Boateng all this while?

pamcode:
Nice collection there but who was that guy with loose blond hair wearing no 11 jersey that assisted lampard in the final against spurs felllow seems talented.
his goal against barca was quite fantastic. Super frank legend among his peers nothing anyone can tell me.

That must be Duff or Gudjohnsen.

Lampard is a pioneer. He is the ACM that made it unacceptable for ACMs to be content with scoring 8/9 goals a season like all the top ACMs used to do in the 1990s. He made 15 goals the minimum for an ACM and 20 goals the standard for top ACMs.

That's why I laugh when Akpan 40 was asking if a failed ACM like Schweinsteiger can be compared to Lampard.

UCL finals, semifinals, FA Cup finals, semis, Euros etc, he's scored stunners at every stage.

Lana1:


https://i.imgur.com/zCb3br0.gif

donjazet:
BTW, what do you make of the way we handled the Johnson's case?? Was it prudent as of then to pay hush money?

Yes because our brand and sponsorships coulda been affected.

Frank Lampard, the Yekini of Chelsea.

See long range goals!!!

Likes of Yekini, Shearer, Batistuta, Bierhoff and all the long range shooters will be proud of a long range collection like this.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bb0bDWc2PCc

GossipHeart:

The name of the snake is Black Mamba

You don't wanna come in contact with that evil

In 2009, i did an experiment with the poison extracted from it's mouth, i mixed it with human blood, the result was scary, in just 2 minutes, it froze the blood

And for the people saying that it's a king cobra, how old are you guys ?? Even a 4 year old kid can tell you how cobras look like but you guys stupidity is amazing

Cobras have flat hooded heads

There are scarcity of cobras in Nigeria

The only cobra you will find in Africa is the black-necked spitting cobra, and it's only in Mozambique

The second picture i will attach is how a cobra looks like

Zoologist!

Are you Goodluck in disguise?

Seems like all broke ex-footballers now wanna claim they were molested to earn some dosh.

In their day, after you retire from football, you still have to work as a plumber/electrician etc.

I suspect some of these niggas might be after a quick buck. How can over hundred footballers just come out the woodwork to claim molestation just like that?

raumdeuter:
How low can you go? I planned to boycott the Fantasy site until I saw your comment so I had to go look at your team

Half of your 11 scored just 1 point each

Austin - 1
Lukaku - 1
McAuley - 1
Pedro - 1
Holebas - 1
Stanislas - 1
Friend - 0

Amat = -1
Aguero = -1

2 Keepers both didnt play and have a total of 0 points between them

With your obsession for 1-1 and 0-0 no wonder you like Mourinho

Oh boy the last 3 weeks do me like film. I did not reach 30 points in any of them.

I have to just write off the season, but last last the plan is to sneak a play off place and win the FA Cup.

I am not like Wenger, even in a horrible season, Ipukulu fans must hold something. This is why we have the most trophies in FPL history.

diggz:
My thoughts exactly ....why sell ramires just to bring in a player like naingollan?

The last time I saw that dude play,my eye just dey pain me.

Meanwhile, we should settle for any of chalobah or ake if we can't get a player better than matic abeg.

Emaprince:
Lmao @ slightly improved Ramires.
Honestly, I don't even need the guy in our team. I was dissapointed with his Euro performance... especially due to the fact that he's very terrible in passing.
But for real, instead of going for that guy, why don't we be content with Chalobah? Dude is decent and can do a good job if given the opportunity.

Chalobah and Ake are just fine with Matic and Kante.

We need nothing more . . . . unless someone like Toni Kroos