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FBS:
But this Ngeue guy dey try sha. I'd say get him to deputize for Kante.

Who be Ngeue? Never heard of him.

Everton should just see this out. I want no less than 7 points gap by New Years day.

FBS:
Chelsea playmaker Oscar appears to be inching closer to a stunning move to China after the club reportedly accepted a £60m bid from Shanghai SIPG. - telegraph.


Like for real?

Abeg o, MMM done land. Make we chop this one, clean mouth.

Debroslink:
Mehn I salute your creativity. How you wished Lampard was creative enough in key games.

Zero assist in 5 European finals.

Lampard was 34 and 35 years old when he played his last 4 Euro finals. He was 34 years old when he tackled Messi, shifted him and released Ramires for the famous chip.

The one he played when he was 30 years old, he scored.

When Iniesta got to 30 years old, he went one full Calendar Year without goal or assist. One full Calendar Year!!!

Lets see whether Iniesta is not playing in Qatar at 35 years old, never mind driving his team to Euro finals.

Afrodoc2, oya sharrap. . . . I done compose song for Pep. . . .come groove. . .



After the tikitaka, play the blues (A song for Pep)

After the tikitaka, play the blues/ (the blues, the blues)
But now The Blues, dem done dey lose/ (dey lose, dey lose)
Homesteady dey him 2 by 2/ (by 2, by 2)
with Debroslink dey type excuse/ (excuse, excuse)

The title him suppose clinch/ (to clinch, to clinch)
disappear like fart of leprous winch/ (of winch, of winch)
"Up Barka" fans dey make excuse/ (excuse, excuse)
After the reggae, sing the blues/ (the blues, the blues)

After the yanga wey dem make/ (dem make, dem make)
Talk say Pep go bring the change/ (the change, the change)
Pepi come dey look like fake/(like fake, like fake)
EPL done show him face/ (him face, him face)

Dem been go sack Pellegri/ (Legri, Legri)
He go China dey coach Jet Li/(Jet Li, Jet Li)
cos Pepi football too sexy/ (sexy, sexy)
like say Man City get Messi/ (Messi, Messi)

180 million wey him spend/ (him spend, him spend)
Still he no fit fix defence/ (defence, defence)
But now crayfish e don dey bend/ (dey bend, dey bend)
Pepi shakara done end/ (done end, done end)

50 mil ontop John Stones/ (John Stones, John Stones)
Everton dey laugh dey go/ (dey go, dey go)
Dem done see Pep money to thief/ (to thief, to thief)
Guardiola done enter Arif/ (Arif, Arif)

Raumdeuter hail am say na God/ (na God, na God)
Besti coachu in the sport/ (the sport, the sport)
but EPL expose the fraud/ (the fraud, the fraud)
Now he dey pray to carry fourth/ (for fourth, for fourth)

He say he no dey coach tackle/ (tackle, tackle)
Na him dem start to knack the fool/ (the fool, the fool)
Ranieri want spell him name/ (him name, him name)
He done turn Man City to shame/ (to shame, to shame)

Sebi he no want coach tackle?/ (tackle, tackle)
Now he dey pray for miracle/ (racle, racle)
He dey beg Messiah for result/(result, result)
Sotay he buy Brazilian called Jesus/ (Jesus! Jesus!)

But this one pass the Son of God/ (of God, of God)
cos EPL, e too dey hot/ (dey hot, dey hot)
Etihad fans dem want revolt/ (revolt, revolt)
Cos since September no result/ (result, result)

Raumdeuter use wayo dey talk/ (dey talk, dey talk)
say forget title assault/ (assault, assault)
As long as Manure dey default/ (default, default)
He still get Mourinho to insult/ (insult, insult)

But Guinness no be Malt/ (be Malt, be Malt)
We no send Jose result/ (result, result)
Only Sinizia vex as him dey lose/ (dey lose, dey lose)
cos now na Conte we dey groove/ (dey groove, dey groove)

After Italy, coach The Blues/ (The Blues, The Blues)
Na "Pride of London" wey we choose/ (we choose, we choose)
We go dey laugh as Pep dey lose/ (dey lose, dey lose)
Cos now na Conte we dey groove/ (dey groove, dey groove)

afrodoc2:
Since the start of 2009/20110 Iniesta in all competitions 66.8 passes per game, better than Cazorla,Modric, Kroos and Xhaka

In the same time frame Iniesta in all competitions 89.7 % pass accuracy, better than Cazorla, Modric, Xhaka and Xabi Alonso

Who are these 20 kings of possession that are better than Iniesta?

Lie from the pit of hell. Present your stats, I dare you.

This is just Alonso below. Lemme see how you make this to be below 66.8%.

Show me how Alonso who is averaging circa 80 most seasons below is below 66.8%. Get your calculator out and show me working. Lemme find out where you earned that Dr title, whether na real Doctor or Babalawo.

Put whatever money you want on proving the below is less than 66.8%. This is just one example. If I start picking others, it will look bad for you with that monumental lie you told up there.

raumdeuter:
World cup 2010 final MOTM, Euro 2012 MOTM CL final 2015 MOTM

MOTM at the world cup, Euro cup and CL final. This is the player fat Ibime is calling unproductive because he doesnt score 7 goals in league games vs Wolves

Lampard 29 European goals vs Iniesta 11.

The unproductivity is in every arena, not just Wolves.

MOTM awards are chosen by sponsors or one or two men. The only legit one is WC2010 for the injury time goal.

You don't believe award that is voted on by 200+ men, but all of a sudden you believe awards picked by one man?

Please show us how Iniesta is in the top 20 possession stats that you used to explain his dire productivity and creativity.

Xavi has assisted 6 of Spain & Barcas 17 goals in finals and did not make this much noise.

If your team scores 17 goals, as an AM, how many are you supposed to be involved in?

Iniesta has been involved in 4 goals, we can't hear word again.

Other guys like David Silva, Pedro, Fabregas who have multiple goals/assists too.

AdisaOwala:
Chai - Ibime dey Vex for Iniesta oh..

This is the Iniesta myth.

First they said he does not play the same position as Lampard.

Then they agreed they play the same position but have different characteristics (ie Iniesta is unproductive)

When you ask them why he is so unproductive, they claim its because he is a God of possession football and is focused on recycling possession not creating goals.

I know the top Kings of possession footie are busy making 80-100 passes per game to dominate the midfield. Lets see what Iniesta is doing in his possession recycling job, you will see he is making only 60 passes per game.

Below is the possession God Xavi. See how he is averaging 90-110 passes per game in Laliga in his prime, even reaching 120 passes per game in UCL.

And below that is possession fraud Iniesta, averaging 60+ passes per game in La Liga.

If he is utterly unproductive going forward, and is not one of the top possession hoggers, you tell me Adisa, what makes him better than Santi Cazorla?

Debroslink:
And some thinks by shooting screamers from 30 yards makes one productive.

Show us his assists in all European finals he's played in his career.

Go and bring Iniestas boss Dani Alves to come and compare assists with Lampard, let Lampard whip his a*s.

Do you have anything to show me that Iniesta is in the top 20 possession hoggers since he is so unproductive and uncreative?

elrony:
You know you are unproductive as an AM when a CB has more career goals than you!!!

And some think he is best AM of all time.

We asked why he is so unproductive as an AM, they told us he is busy recycling possession.

I dare anyone to show me stats putting Iniesta in the top 20 possession hoggers.

There are two big frauds in Barca. One is being exposed at Man City as we speak. Iniesta will never have that chance to be exposed but no one can show me that he does anything better than Santi Cazorla.

joystickextend1:
Oh amputation? That sucks. Wishing him fast recovery and RIP to the Dead..

Does that look like a leg with anything but minor scratch on it?

He is shouting amputation now. . . .so he can come and claim miracle later when nothing happens.

He will tell you the Doctor told him to amputate but God healed him, meanwhile nothing is wrong with his leg

Someone should check Iniestas passing stats and tell me if he is in the top15 possession controllers in Europe.

Create chances, he cant, score goals, he cant.

They will tell you he is busy controlling possession. How? With only 60 passes per game.

raumdeuter:
Ronaldo has worked with Ferguson Pellegrini, Ancelotti, Benitez Mourinho and Zidane. Benitez didnt complete a season with him. Only Mourinho and Pellgrini failed to win a CL title with Ronaldo. Pellegrini right now coaches shaolin soccer in China

And of all those, Mourinho remains the only one with league title for Madrid.

The one who took Real to 3 UCL semis after 7 years of getting knocked out in 2nd round, mostly to Olympique phucking Lyonnaise.

Meanwhile Pep is disgracing himself with the same players Pellegrini used to win the league.

raumdeuter:
The individual characteristics of players comes into play doesnt it?

First you told us it was different systems, now you are telling us it is individual characteristics.

Yes, the individual characteristic is that Iniesta is utterly unproductive and uncreative while Lampard is uber productive and creative.

This is why I said Iniesta is just another Cazorla with goodluck. I can count 20 other players that can control possession just as well as Iniesta (Cazorla, Thiago, Modric, Kroos, Schweini, Veratti, Busquets, Alonso, Lahm, Weigl, Kimmich, even phucking Granit Xhaka) but no CM that can produce and create like Lampard, not one. And only 2 AMS that can (Muller, DeBruyne).

Iniesta is just another phucking Cazorla. If I bring out his possession stats here, at least 15 midfielders will place above him, something that couldn't be said of Xavi.

Chai. Klopp done kill pesin o. Gary Neville, see your life.



Liverpool manager Jurgen Klopp has questioned Gary Neville's suitability as a TV pundit by making a reference to his short-lived career as a manager.

Reds goalkeeper Loris Karius has been criticised for his recent displays by Neville and the ex-Manchester United defender's brother Phil.

"He showed he struggled with the job to judge players so why do we let him talk about players on TV?" Klopp said.

If it was MassCom he was reading, he shouldn't even bother going back to school.

raumdeuter:
Pedro plays in the Barcelona front 3. Anelka played with the Chelsea front 3 so he is an attacker. You need to choose your FAT carefully, And also choose your facts carefully

Any member of the front 3 in a 4-3-3 is an attacker.

Oh so they both played the same system?

What then makes Iniesta an unproductive DM being outscored by Terry, while Lampard is an AM.

homesteady:
You should have kept us guessing whether you are really a typical whacko, demented, drunk Chelsea fan! Your Obesity which was obviously caused by consumption of too much ogogoro gave us hints, but now you have exposed yourself and we all now know!

I gave you three different replies in one post , you picked only one and changed the entire topic, telling me about Alves and to bet £1 million! I called your attention to it, and you still said the same thing.

Oya rest now, you no gree! you are still spewing rubbish about not being able to differentiate between 2 different monikers posts! Have your cornea been blocked by fat lobules?

Is your argument seriously about the number of countries in FIFA in 2005?

This is a troll so I should ignore such pedantry, however I will say that you must be lacking any sort of formal education to be asking such obtuse nonsense.

Who gave you a magic figure that 200 members must vote before an award becomes valid? Just because I said 200+ members voted for Terry?

Intelligent forumites are picking solid arguments, see the angle you went to pick. You see your life for outside?

I don't know or give a phuck how many members FIFA had in 2005. It could be 180 or 210. It could even be just 100, all that matters is that an educated person knows that those numbers represent a valid sample size.

TRendlona:
Did Martino and Vilanova win the CL with Xavi and Messi?

Did anyone call Jourdi Roura and Martino top managers?

How could Vilanova win UCL from hospital bed in New York. He won the league though and got to semis of UCL from his hospital bed, which shows even a dead man can succeed with Xavi & Messi.
.

raumdeuter:
Because CM is his primary position

Barca always had a potent front 3 which they depend on fully for goals whtehr its Dinho Etoo Guily or Messi Henry Etoo or Messi Villa pedro or MSN

Barca plays a 433 that depends fully on the attackers for goals, The midfielders are simply to retrieve, recycle and hold possession to create chances

Chelsea 433 did not have a potent 3 forwards who were very adept at scoring so they pushed Lampard further forward to help that is why a lot of plays are the point man battling the 2 CB and Lampard mopping up the spilled balls

This is elementary football you used to know years back. Dont let Fat get in the way of knowledge

Here we go with your nonsense again, telling us Iniesta is a CM because Barca play 3 forwards

This was how you called Pedro a striker and Anelka a midfielder just to back up your nonsense claim.

Why not kukuma call Iniesta a DM. Continue.

I doubt the unproductive nigga will score the 2 goals required to catch John Terry before the end of his career.

homesteady:
You have no iota of shame! So You feigned temporal insanity so that you could dodge from a monotonous and cacophonous commoner?

Dodge what? I genuinely can't tell one dreg from another when relating with the the crude and uncouth underclass of the UP BARKA hoi polloi.

raumdeuter:
Lampard stats in 04/05 and 05/06 when Chelsea played 433. Now once again tell us was Lampard ever listed as AM? In reference to the section you bolded for emphasis in your statement

http://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/frank-lampard/leistungsdaten/spieler/3163/plus/0?saison=2005

Why is he listed as a CM as primary position? Pull his full career stats lets compare them both.

I don't even know the basis of this data, all I know is that both Lampard and Iniesta played as the furthest forward of a 3 man midfield in a 4-3-3. . . . and Iniesta is utterly unproductive, to the point of being outscored by John Terry.

raumdeuter:
They gave one Ronaldo and Modric he couldnt make a final, Ancelotti took over and did the season after

they gave him Lampard and Drogba he couldnt make a final, Avram Grant without a license did it 7months later

They gave him Chelsea he ran them towards relegation, Conte is taking the same team to steamroll the league

What of the one they gave Robben, Muller, Scweini, Lahm and co and other teams were spelling his name?

When Pep take Aguero and DeBruyne (never mind Benni McCarthy and Costinha) to UCL, we will start to respect him.

raumdeuter:
You can choose your own opinion, You cannot choose your own FATS I mean facts

This is Iniestas position for his games and with the goal and assists he has from the position

http://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/andres-iniesta/leistungsdaten/spieler/7600/plus/0?saison=ges

That is based on what the coach puts down on paper. In a 4-3-3, nobody will be recorded officially as the AM. That only happens when you submit 4-2-3-1 etc.

However we all know Iniesta was the AM of the 3.

Lampard is never listed as an AM either as Chelsea played 4-3-3 also.

Iniesta is an unproductive AM. Simples. Argue it with the birds.

Emaprince:
I heard motherphockers saying they made hov
Made Hov say. . Ok, so. . Make another Hov.... Jay z

Why can't Pep create a photocopy of that same team, since he made them?

I was going to quote this very line yesterday. . . you beat me to it.

Someone is using Messi and Xavi to win UCL.

Another person is using Benni McCarthy and Costinha to do the same thing.

All hands are not equal abeg.

raumdeuter:
Why is "controlling possesion and dominating midfield" the standard to measure Xavi and not goals and assists aka productivity that you used to measure Iniesta

Because Iniesta was an unproductive AM while Xavi is a CM, and quite productive for that position.

Barca have not been as dominant in possession in the last 2 years either. They rely more on the individual skill of MSN to bail them out.

Please don't open old argument about Iniesta being a CM. I will accept that Iniesta has been a CM for the past 2 years only and that's that.

raumdeuter:
When Xavi left, How come Barca still controlled possesion? Was it Xavi doing it for them from the bench and from Qatar?

Barca have always and will always control possession, but none like Xavi. Does that make Rakitic, Iniesta or Ivan De La Pena better possession controllers than Xavi?

It is established that Xavi does possession better than any midfielder on God's green earth.

What does Iniesta do better than Cazorla? Score like John Terry? OK maybe I'll give him a slight edge on dribbling, but dribbling without end product does not pay my bills.

homesteady:
No! Can't even remember the last time I typed Alves name! Go up and find it!

All you UP BARKA fans look and sound the same to me. A blur of monotonous and cacophonous commoners from the UP BARKA viewing centre.

raumdeuter:
It didnt even take 3 weeks for you to start slurping your own vomitus

3 weeks ago: Awards are all that count

Today - Awards sometimes depends on ...

If you have any shame you will log out and go to the gym

It is well known that to win awards, your team must have a modicum of success.

The whole award debate was to show how crap Boateng is that he can't win award though his team is successful.

I would rather rely on awards when comparing defenders like Boateng and Terry than rely on "beasting gifs" you keep posting upandan the forum.

raumdeuter:
Ibime that was obsessed about awards from FIFA and UEFA a few weeks ago is not considering those awards anymore because it is Iniesta we are talking about

Maybe I should ask what happened to those awards you love so much, why is awards won by both not considered in this case. Is it because it makes you put another foot in your mouth?

My only obsession with awards is why a nigga like Boateng plays for the most successful sides of the last 4 years and does not get nominated.

It is well known that winning awards often depends on the success of your team and that is the only difference between Iniesta and Cazorla.

If your team is unsuccessful like Terry in WC 2006 and you still win, that means you must have played really well. If your team is winning everything and you don't get nominated (like Boateng), then you must be really crap.

ArrowAssassin1:
I believe He got up to 37 assists in one season through La liga, Ucl, Copa del rey. Okay ..answer this

You BELIEVE?

My brother, this is not TB JOSHUA church.

I don't know who has been feeding you such lies in your UP BARKA viewing centre.

I don't know which is a bigger lie, that Iniesta made 37 assists for Barka, or that India beat Nigeria 99-1 because the ball turned to lion.

When we talk about ASSIST KINGS, kindly put Iniesta in the B Category, and stop swallowing monumental lies.

raumdeuter:
What does Xavi do better than Carrick, What does Zidane do better than Mata, What does Figo do better than Pedro.

I am sure those would be your next set of questions when you should be asking what does Terry do better than Bramble

It is well known what Xavi and Zidane do better than their counterparts.

Xavi controlled possession like no midfielder before while Zidane was the best player in his teams.

What does Iniesta do better as an AM than Cazorla that would make him to be higher rated than Cazorla? Is it playing possession footie the same as Cazorla, assisting the same as Cazorla or scoring the same as John Terry?