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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 7:00pm On Aug 17, 2015
airmark:
I agreed with other analytical points, but the one above is off the mark. We would have lost more scandalously, had it been terry was nt ferried out quickly. He lost concentration easily and was n't match fit. The first attack launched by city exposed Terry was n't ready for the top game, begovic was the savior of that one on one with aguero. If not for begovic, the first half would have been like 4-0. Terry did couple of wrong calculations in ball interception and marking such that aguero would have converted a surprise clearing-miss by terry , only for him to hit the sudden ball awkwardly. The first goal has terry's fault written on it if you analyse it well. He did unnecessary marking out of his position, needlessly out of the box, at that moment more city players were in our box. You don't do that with attacking side like city, before he could track back to support cahill, aguero had slotted home the ball. He should have asked his midfielders to do that marking outside of the box for him. He is the captain and should be able to organize the rare well, yesterday was n't his day at all.
Terry has never been able to play highline so all this analysis na Yam. Whether Terry is fully fit or not, even a younger Terry simply lacked the speed to play highline. It happened to him many times during Scolari and AVB regime. He has never ever been comfortable with it.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 2:00pm On Aug 17, 2015
coogar:
you're a pathological liar.
chelsea and man utd had already submitted bids for hazard before didier drogba made any call to gervinho. even as at april 2012, hazard was of 2 minds. what finally convinced him was chelsea's champions league victory against bayern in may 2012. had bayern won the shoot-out, hazard would have joined man utd. when did roman become a football agent to single-handedly sign eden hazard without the blessing of his football director? you think you're in ijaw where you can lie to village peasants?

get out of here....
How did Roman sign Torres without the recommendation of Technical Director. . . . or do you think any Technical Director in his right mind sanctioned Torres move? How do you give your blessing or denial to what Roman wants? Who are you but an employee of Roman?

GTFOH ninja. . . . from when you came here telling us Matic, Cesc and Costa are Emenalo's recommendations, I already know you know jack about the internal workings at Chelsea. Those are clear Mourinho signings that he had to push for.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 9:44pm On Aug 16, 2015
Danhumprey:
Where's Nitlad? His silence on this thread is something else.
He's busy wifing Raumdeuter in FPL. . .
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2015/2016 by Ibime(m): 9:41pm On Aug 16, 2015
2 games, 6 points. . . just warming up. . .
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 9:23pm On Aug 16, 2015
dyabman:
Ramirez is Fucccckked !

Ramirez should already be on OLX .. I think its time for him to go
I never thought I would see the day Dyabman admits Ramires is shyte.

This calls for a celebration!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2015/2016 by Ibime(m): 9:11pm On Aug 16, 2015
Nihilist:
wildcard deployed jare.
i just go pack random oloshis full my squad
Hahaha. You done enter one chance! I hope you know the strategic significance of wildcard this season.

Congratulations @ wailing wailers for captaining Vincent Kompany once more. O boy, I need to visit your dibia for guidance.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 8:27pm On Aug 16, 2015
mithel:
But ibime you never talk about people Mou sells...

Bertrand
PvA...... Now We buying some guy for 25 mill, after buying another ediot for 15 who couldn't even upstage a left back and was almost 30.

Got DD, a torresed cow..... And sold Lukaku (who wasn't told shii about what future the club or manager had for him)

Gave Kalas a run against a Liverpool that needed to beat us to win the league,dude gave a good account of himself, now on loan twice since that time.

Those are not emenalo mistakes, those are Mou
I have criticised all these severally. . . none more so than me. . . but many of these decisions are Emenalo policies . . he was the one sidelining Sturridge and Lukaku long before Jose. . . Jose came and met these policies ongoing at the club.

Whatever the case, Kalas or Bertrand or whomever would not make Chelsea Champs. These are fringe players.

My issue is the MOST GLARING issue which will make the difference to Chelsea which is central midfield which Emenalo has failed to address in 4 years. He simply lacks the tactical knowledge or is too blinded by nepotism to see the deficiency in that area.

We are only here as Champions today because Jose identified and pushed for signings in the positions of Costa, Matic and Cesc through the spine of the team. Emenalo had spent £200m before that mostly on wingers with zero success because he neglected the teams spine.

This summer Jose said "We need a defender, midfielder and striker".

The problem has been identified. So Jose is clear. . . but again, Emenalo is arguing against the midfielder like he did with RDM and Benitez. I have posted the links severally on here.

Ibime is not stupid to be calling Emenalos name up and down. Emenalo is Joses boss and has final say on all transfers. http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/jose-mourinho-would-work-under-1864437

I will give you an example. Do you remember when Jose started at Chelsea, his first press conference, he said "David Luiz should not be playing in midfield". 3 months later, Jose played David Luiz in midfield every game because Mikel and Rami were incompetent. Whose policy is it to make Jose talk about Luiz playing in midfield in his first press conference? Was that Jose saying that or repeating the policy that the Technical Director had set for him in their initial discussions?

So forget calling the managers name. The manager gives press conferences but the man who makes the transfer decisions is the one denying us fans what we know we need to fix the team.

Jose's record is not in doubt here. Emenalo is the only one here who has never built a winning team in his life.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 7:55pm On Aug 16, 2015
coogar:
when chelsea win games, it's jose's magic
when chelsea lose games, it's emenalo's fault.

do you really think anyone buys this your lame excuse? emenalo does not choose the team for jose. emenalo consults scouts to get any player he feels might improve chelsea. he signed hazard, costa, matic, azpili, etc.....you did not complain. now that jose completely lost the plot on how to tame city, you quickly blame emenalo for jose's cluelessness.

you don't have a prayer, mate!
Of everyone you named there, the only person he signed was Azpi.

Jose targeted both Costa and Matic, and had to fight to get Matic, whilst Emenalo was still protecting Torres and Mikel in their positions.

Hazard is an Abramovic vanity project. Hazard was at Lille when DD called Gervinho and asked him to put Hazard on the phone so Abramovic can speak to him, where he told him he is one of his favourite players and will offer him anything to come to Chelsea.

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/transfers/transfer-news-eden-hazard-was-convinced-by-roman-abramovich-to-join-chelsea-when-didier-drogba-called-gervinho-9129169.html


Shush if you don't know what you talking about. Chelsea had no central spine for years till Jose came and told them and got Matic, Cesc and Costa. Thats what won us the league, not the plethora of wingers Emenalo keeps chasing that struggle to finish 4th every season.

I don't care if Emenalo knows how to spot a good winger. That makes him no different from anyone playing fantasy football. What he doesn't know how to do is read a team tactically and get the players the team NEEDS.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 6:27pm On Aug 16, 2015
bigkesh:
Genuinely ignoring anything Jose says because m honestly sick of it
Jose is only passing messages to Roman through the press. You don't need to worry what Jose says, worry about the slimy Technical Director dictating the make up of the team.

Just last week Jose said "I have a fantastic relationship with RA, the only time we've had problems is when there is interference between us". This week he said "Abramovic has given a lot to the club, so fans should not be angry with him for not signing anyone, but we may see another signing apart from a defender."

These are all clear messages without breaching protocol that Jose is not in charge of transfer policy this summer. Jose is simply trying to barter one player that the team sorely needs whilst the purse strings have been loosened for Emenalo to chase his own targets.

FFS, City were running through our right central midfield at will, leading to 5 clear chances for Aguero in the 1st 30 mins, yet the only defensive midfielder on the bench, Mikel is parked there because he is useless. What use is having a player you cant use, just marking valuable space in the squad. Someone tell me Emenalo is not the most dangerous person to Chelsea FC.

Im seriously expecting Jose to throw his toys out the pram if the situation continues.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 6:21pm On Aug 16, 2015
Walks into thread. . . sees owambe in progress. . . walks out again
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 5:48pm On Aug 16, 2015
Fernandinho! Goal!

Deluded Chelsea executives.

Give them another one jare. This is exactly the wake up call those fools need.

Emenalo will go and argue that John Stones would have given Chelsea the win.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 5:43pm On Aug 16, 2015
Make dem dey hammer us dey go jare.

Stupid club thar will be entering season with leaking midfield, and hoping on the likes of Cuadrado and Falcao to save the team.

I have long prepared myself for failure this season.

Toure, abeg give me one goal there make I take add points for FPL
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 5:40pm On Aug 16, 2015
Ehn, even if na £1, they better accept any bid that cones in for Cuadrado
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 5:33pm On Aug 16, 2015
Hazard has to score that. That's why hes not a great.

BTW, did you see Cuadrado hanging back on that counterattack. Disgraceful! He did not want to be played in. He should be fined 2 weeks wages for that.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 5:24pm On Aug 16, 2015
Hahahahaha. Cuadrado to save the game. lol
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 4:46pm On Aug 16, 2015
Ramires, your father
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 10:52am On Aug 16, 2015
parrotibaba:
#Fact

If Ibime gets a one on one chance with Emenalo ,he will punch the living daylight out of him grin grin
SIRcumalot:
Lol,I tell u
His hatred for Emenalo is the exact opposite of Elampiro's loyalty to Rooney.
I say this with no malice
My hatred for Emenalo is based in reality. I know the game and have a good memory. . . and should have many reasons to do so.

From the Ray Wiliins sacking incident that destabilised a top-of-the-table Ancelotti regime through to accusing Ancelotti of racism when Ancelotti refused to work with Emenalo as his assistant given that Emenalo was spying in the dressing room for RA. Fastforward to the stupidity of clearing out the striking department for 3 years for Torres to shine, briefing RA against managers who couldn't get Torres to score etc.

But the only reason I'm mad at that slimy cünt is his woeful team building under RDM, Benitez and Jose where he buys 100 attacking midfielders and no defensive ones. . . how can we suffer the same thing year in, year out under this eediot and not want to punch his bleeping lights out?
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Ibime(m):
If my rifle lose compression. . . I'ma tighten the spring/
I leave heads decapitated with this scythe that I swing/
And I dont care which Goliath you bring/
. . . cos I'm nice with the sling/
Bystanders better jet. . . when I come to take the title and ring/
and run like Abobaku. . .cos nobody wanna die with the King!/
I'm a giant in rap/ Titan infact/
I throw the hammer like Thor. . . with a lightning attack/
My career bout to make a Poseidon impact/
cos I'm making waves in ya town. . . like a tidal collapse/
We work hard. . . no denying the fact/
Cos niggas from my 'back ground'. . . been 'grinding they backs'!/
So raps that we spitting/ is actually written/
Rebel exposed Bars for biting bars? . . . that's cannibalism/
I handle the smiffun/
A trey eight my playmate. . .I could load all six chambers. . . while the barrel is spinning/
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Before we did raps. . . it was kidnaps. . . and home invasions/
One Abóki maiguard. . . tried to hold his station/
His only weapons. . . a bow and arrow. . . and an old alsatian/
He shoulda run. . . for his own salvation/
cos when we fired slugs at the blokes location/
All we heard was "Dan Banza Barawo!!". . . that needs no translation!/
I'm sick with the slang/ gifted and grand/
I make vicious demands. . . you ain't fit to withstand/
I split Plutoniom atoms and watch the fission expand/
If you got a bone to pick with this man/ I'll load six in the can/
I throw faeces in the air. . . and let the sh~t hit the fan/
I enact jungle justice. . . and get you lynched with ma clan/
We'll put the tyres round ya midriff. . . like the Michelin man/
And for dissing my fam/
I'll run ya pops over with a tokunbo. . . and make you witness first-hand/
Children of 'Moses' . . .launch attacks. . when I give the command/
cos y'all seen Jericho fall. . . but 'Victors' we stand/
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 12:32am On Aug 16, 2015
With Joses starement that Chelsea need "at least one more signing other than a defender to be competitive" plus with his statements about Abramovic yesterday, it is clear that Emenalo is back in 100% charge of Chelsea transfers like he was before JM

It is clear that Stones is Emenalos idea. Funny how they find £13m for Emenalo to sign Adrian and Kennedy plus another £30m for Stones, and refuse to pull out even £20m for Jose to improve the team where it is most needed.

Perhaps the club having made millions from Luiz, De Bruyne and Thorgan have concluded Emenalo is more trustworthy while Jose wasted their money on Felipe and possibly Cuadrado (not sure who recommended Cuadrado) but these non-footballing directors should know that Matic, Fabregas and Costa were the key Jose signings that secured the league. Prior to that, we were constantly in crisis and struggle to qualify for UCL as the inept Emenalo completely unbalanced the squad with a foolish preponderance for signing a multitude of wingers but leaving the central midfield woefully inept. The trend continues with the purchase of Adrian and Kenedy.

We have tasted Emenalos stupidity before and we want no parts of it. Only Emenalo would have Oscar, Hazard, De Bruyne, Mata and Moses and still use all of Chelseas transfer budget to buy Schurrle and Willian while Mikel and Ramires are manning the midfield. Eediot. This is why the likes of De Bruyne left the club because of overstocking in his position. What kind of club goes into a season with 7 attacking midfielders and only Mikel and Ramires in midfield.

I have posted several links in the past how Emenalo argued with Benitez in Chelsea board meeting and blocked him signing a midfielder, and how he planned Chelsea team in 2012 based on Mikel and Ramires holding and fought with Di Matteo when DiMatteo said they are not adequate and he should sign Wanyama. The slimy eediot is at it again.

We are about to enter another season at the mercy of Emenalos foolishness/nepotism toward Mikel and Ramires. . . like we suffered from 2012 to 2014.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2015/2016 by Ibime(m): 10:52am On Aug 15, 2015
AirborneLacer:
Ibime wetin Depay still dey do for your team? cheesy
Im scoping niggas out for 3 or 4 games. Funny enough i transferred Mata out and kept Depay
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 12:24am On Aug 15, 2015
raumdeuter:
Physicality and intimidation

Yet One of the best Defensive midfielder that ever graced the "physical" EPL is Claude Makelele at 5ft7 and weigh 66kg that's lighter and shorter than Neymar

Is anyone in this current Chelsea side even that small because even Oscar is taller and heavier than Makelele. So much for physicality and intimidation
Makelele was quicker with more stamina than Busquets.

Physicality is not about height and weight. Mikel is tall and heavy, yet midfielders run through him with ease.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 8:15pm On Aug 14, 2015
tick:
Nathan Ake to Watford on a season-long loan. Hopefully the lad gets some quality play time there.

Good one for him if he can get in the team and show us what he can do week in week out in the PL.
I don't see how he can get past Capoue and Behrami in midfield. He might have to play leftback to get games
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 9:45pm On Aug 13, 2015
mithel:
Ramires might be really going this time around, who else is excited grin grin
Dont get excited. I cant see anything to indicate a serious bid just yet
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 9:19pm On Aug 13, 2015
mithel:
Lol he started brightly, free the YouTube cuts... But yeah dwindled,but from that game, probably because of how poor we were, he was one of the few shining lights.
This is not youtube clip, this is every single touch he had in the game. 90% of them led to him being disposessed as you can see. So I'm wondering how people say he impressed
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 6:48pm On Aug 13, 2015
mithel:
Impressed me in that one preseason game against Barcelona he played sha.... Anyway lets watch, both he and traore are upgrades on that torres incarnate we got. lipsrsealed
There is nothing impressive about this performance. . . . I wonder what ninjas were watching when they said he played well. . . . all he did was misplace passes, run into traffic till he lost the ball. . . . this performance is shyte by any standards


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaLR0vWkfqw
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 11:52pm On Aug 12, 2015
raumdeuter:
I remember one cold night that Barcelona ripped Chelsea to shreds 5-1 at nou Camp
1999 or 2000 Champions League

We won the first leg 3-1 at The Bridge if I remember right, with Figo grabbing a consolation

Went away to Nou Camp and got hammered 5-1 after extra time (Scores was 3-1 at full-time). I think Tore Andre Flo scored our goal that day.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 6:19pm On Aug 12, 2015
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 6:15pm On Aug 12, 2015
Oriol Romeu moving to Southampton for £4m. I would rather have kept him than Mikel. . . .

Anyway, I see this as clearing the decks for a new midfielder. . . .. hopefully if Ramires goes, between him and Romeu, Roman can find some change for Witsel

Going into prayer and fasting mode. . . .
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 3:23pm On Aug 12, 2015
airmark:
@ Ibime, it seems feelers from Italy have it that ramires is one leg in turin.
If this happens I will sacrifice white ram to Fenibeso . . .
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 12:03am On Aug 12, 2015
airmark:
Ibime should be happy that juve is showing interest in ramires smiley
Juve interest na buy one get one free. They always never come up with the money demanded. They've been chasing Ramires, Oscar and Cuadrado all summer but when you ask them to drop kishi, they start talking about loan
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Ibime(m):
JigsawKillah:
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the Fist knocks you out on the tray, we'd hawk him/ we duck him

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Bis envies, his bîtch empty, better for the loudest drummin'

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your achievements, you never had your gun spit rubbles

you never had to hustle to pay your fees, dumbo

you never became a father to your siblings, uncle

to your cousins, nephews, yet when we still pilin' cash, cos we bubbled
Quick one. . .


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Keep rapping about assault rifles. . . till you get assaulted with rifles/ by my Warri disciples!/







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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 7:16pm On Aug 11, 2015
Yaya lost his place at Barca because he couldn't stay fit. Pep warned him about his weight several times and even fined him before shipping him.

What a player when fit though. I give him the physical edge over Bousquets. Both players technique is 10/10.

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