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humblesteve:
Haba! Ramires crap from first few matches but he was doing fine at a time before now.

Ask around, I have pinpointed how rubbish Ramires is since 2010. At a time I was one of a very few number of ninjas on this thread who understood the function of a central midfielder and how Ramires was not fulfilling that function.

That 2012 season you are talking about, Ramires took the central midfield to 6th in the league table. The big performances you refer to against Barca and Napoli, he played right-back and left-wing respectively. He was a woeful central midfielder then, as he is now. Nothing changed. Me and FBS were the only ninjas speaking against Ramires then when unseasoned football watchers thought he was the best thing since sliced bread. Now 99% of Chelsea fans concur that he is crap, even his greatest supporter dyabman.

It's the same with Oscar. The faults in his game are the same in 2012 as in 2015 ie wayward touch, poor vision and little possession continuity. His strengths are also the same ie great cross and great shot. The same shot he used against Juve to make unseasoned football watchers hanker after a "return to the form of 2012". He was still playing the same nonsense in 2012 that he is playing today.

humblesteve:
My humble prayer that he gets back to the oscar i use to know

I'm not sure which Oscar you used to know but the Oscar of today is exactly the same as the Oscar of yesterday.

It's like ninjas saying "the Ramires I used to know" meanwhile I have always pinpointed to ninjas that Ramires is crap from the first few matches he played for Chelsea. Same as Oscar.

All that means is some ninjas don't understand what they are watching when they are watching it.

Pataki:
Coogar or Ibime, who wants to face his Nairaland cremation first from the hands of Pataki?

lol

Lordemperoris100:
Most Goals Scored by a Goalkeeper – Rogerio Ceni with 124 goals for Sao Paulo·


how manage o.. Abi, he swap positions with de strikers

He was a freekick and penalty specialist. He and Jose Chilavert were well known for their freekicks.

The only goalkeeper who was a genuine outfield player (he also played striker) was Jorge Campos of Mexico.

Quick one. . . . very untidy. . . .

Ask a former Governor . . . how I sexed his daughter/
Her friend tried to déepthroat. . . but her neck was shorter/
Famous singers know me as the sex performer/
Check my home videos . . . . on cassette recorder/
if you wanna see a 'star scream'. . . . I'm the best 'Transformer'!/

Jigsawkillah step to me . . . . he'll be effing slaughtered/
He failed JAMB. . . .and couldn't get WAEC in order/
but if he ever disrespect my order/
Maths will be his favourite class . . . . when I have him subject to torture!/
He always rapping about nines, techs and scorchers/
But if he say he got that pump action. . . .he must be fetching water!/

He claim he get bucks?/
He simply daydreaming. . . he just making it up/
He at the iphone store. . . and he came in a truck/
The dream sweet. . . . till reality is waking him up/
cos he was picking up an Apple. . . but it came as a shock/
when Ol' Roger got up. . . and gave him a knock!/

I met him at the club one weekend/
. . . he didn't know I snuck heat in/
so when the fück weakling/ started all that tough speaking/
I left the duck bleeding/
cos soon as things started to 'boil over'. . . I left the 'puss leaking'!/

This frog will get caught/ then I'ma flog him for sport/
Y'all better start warning this dork/
We'll castrate the loser. . . if we saw him in Port/
then fling his testicles in his baby crib. . . . the balls in his cot!/

raumdeuter:
I'm not surprised at your submission. Anyone who followed Henry's career and not just depend on tales from mouth to mouth would come to the same conclusions

For DD vs Henry, read Mboma vs Eto

Although Eto is clearly the better and more highly lauded player, those who watched Cameroun from late 90s to early 2000s will tell you that you cannot compare his contribution to Patrick Mbomas who was the lynchpin of that Cameroun side that won 2 AFCONS and Olympics

raumdeuter:
I wrote about the Henry myth on the chelsea thread like 2 weeks ago. It's only those who didn't watch him in his career and only saw his statue would think he's all that

Henry simply attached to success. Even his only CL he attached to the great barca team. For France anytime Zidane is missing Henry never delivered

It is on record that Henry was happy with Zidanes retirement after Euro 2004. Henry felt Zidane slowed the game down and with Zidane out of the way, he would profit from rapid counterattacking footie he was used to at Arsenal. After struggling in qualifying, Domenech had to go beg Zidane to return to the fold, the rest is history.

I have watched all International tournaments since Henry's debut. He has not done anything outstanding on the International stage, he simply rode the coattails of his teammates. Christophe Dugarry did more for France than Henry, that's how unremarkable his international career was.

I would take DD over Henry in any big game, however I also consider Henry to be the most outstanding striker in EPL history. It's a hard one to call. I would choose Henry to prosecute a season and use DD for the big games if given the choice.

Mourinholic:
Salah has 24 goals in 22 app for Egypt

Salah is a legend in Egypt

hensben:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aly0W-eRfbw

Didier Drogba first Hat-trick With Montreal 4 vs Chicago 3

What a legend.

That first goal na classic

DD scores hattrick on debut for Montreal Impact. . . legend!

Problem with ninjas is they stay here calling each other names when a verse on FFR will draw all the ire out the situation.

Some ninjas going back and forth with each other here won't be able to argue with you if you put his or her name in a rhyme in FFR. And if he does, after one or two rounds of back and forth, you grow respect for each other. . . and enjoy what we came here to do.

Shout out Jigsawkillah, Bruce007, dj5naira and Ksslib. Straight shooters.

I see you Jigs, one of these days I go finish you wella, na just time dey hold me

Classsyalabolas:
what's his best match-up?

He just flattened Conceited, Math Hoffa, Dizaster & Prep back to back.

Try anyone of those. The Prep battle was especially nasty. It wasn't a 3-0, more like 9-0.

Chilla Jones is the best battle rapper ever . . . facts

airmark:
Blaqbonez on rhythm fm rap fury competition , watch him at 10:43 - 11:25


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNdJQaWyA8s

Why Blaqbonez allow these niggas boy am like this?

mikuz:
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Damn, So long. . .

You gents are suckers/ spitting trash mixed with effing blunders/
It's like you all and wackness go together . . like bread and butter/
Plus you type too much nonsense and stretch like rubber/
. . but I'm about to make this place hot like the temper of Diego Costa!/

I maim and slaughter/ carry a weapon tailor made to rip your momma's face asunder/. . but before I raise the holster . . I ll raid your base with burglars/ . . and have missiles rip your furniture, window frames and lockers/
. . . so when I 'hit the woodwork' don't think I'm playing soccer!/
One jab and I ll change your colour/ since you never impress with what you say or utter/
. . but I'm back so this place will shake again . . like the staff of a native doctor!!/

So any mo'fucker that brattle/ ll surely be strangled. . .till he stutter and gaggle/
. . plus niggas whom this brother has battled . .. . find their defeat 'a bitter pill to swallow' . . but I ain't talking of capsules/
Best believe, I bring light these board like a candle/ cos when I spit, it's everly something that dazzles/ but you all struggle to sparkle/
. .FFR where I'm leaving a 'lasting impression'while you still won't "make your Mark", working for Apple!/

My verses sprout wisdom/ that astound christians/ and interest renowned pilgrims/
Plus my similes and puns are extraordinaire like an owl's vision!/
I beat out that demon/ possessing you with rounds of whipping/
. . cos you're a fake yahoo boy claiming you got the pounds spinning/
When you ain't got a 'good lappy'
. . No "home theaters". . Cos you can't even boast of a "sound system"!/

I strike you blacks/ pressing my rifle hard/
Intimidate you as I shoot above your thigh bones. . so when you see bullets over lap. . it's not a right fullback! /
Everything you fools write is wack/ you never nice with raps/
I ll break your patella. . till I leave you with a 'shaky knee' . . Psquare's 'title track'!/

My flows make you all end up in shame/
For you to claim warlock proves that you all nearly insane/
. . when you can't even 'start an argument'. . cos you'd never 'let sparks fly', unless you weld in a plane!/
We kidnap multinationals who possess oil wells in they names/
And abduct niggas who got the estates and fame/
It's not 'Indonesia's capital' but we could possibly' Jack Carter' when I send men to Lil Wayne!/

Welcome home King

Nihilist:
Went past the battersea power station and the've already cut down one of the chimney stacks.

What was all the talk about ' it must look exactly as it was' for then?

My brother in-law works on that project.

They have to pull the stacks down, but will rebuild replicas later.

ELYMAXiimus:
Is Falz a rapper?

Yes, a good one.

These days na soso Senegalese, Jamaicans, Slovakians and Ghanaians we dey sign.

Where is my midfielder? OK, season over.

donjazet:
Ibime!! Wat are u saying?? Higher capacity equates higher revenue from match day pays don't you know this?? Barcelona made 600 million dollars from revenue in 2012.
http://www.forbes.com/sites/afontevecchia/2012/07/20/fc-barcelona-raking-in-the-big-bucks-revenue-hits-record-602-million/

http://www.forbes.com/teams/barcelona/
Chelsea made 210 million dollars in 2014. Do u see the WIDE margin. Do you seriously need me to start educating you on the benefits of a large stadium??
Noo I believe you know that already maybe some1 hacked your account!!

Barcas revenue you quoted above is mostly driven by a lopsided Spanish TV deal. In terms of gate receipts, see where we rank despite having less than half their stadium capacity. Note Bayern Munich and Dortmund with double our stadium capacity are still behind our matchday revenue.

1 Real Madrid - 129m

2 Man Utd - 122m

3 Arsenal - 115m

4 Barcelona - 98m

5 Chelsea - 82m

6 Bayern Munich - 67m

7 Liverpool - 52m

8 Hamburger SV - 49m

9 Spurs - 45m

10 Celtic - 43m

60000 is alright abeg

Juve even downgraded to 40000

Spanish giants can afford to fill 120000 stadium because they are owned by fans who only pay £20 per head.

You cant fill 120000 charging £50 entry fee.

Try watching match from the top of 80000 stadium, you won't see match well. Some of the fans at Old Trafford, Bernabeu and Nou Camp are just there to savour the atmosphere. They need telescope to watch the game.

60000 isin fact the ideal size that does not hamper viewer experience, and also the size a big club can be expected to fill at current entry prices. To fill 80000 stadium you will have to drop the price so there is no increase in turnover by adding 20000 seats

moneysoldier2:
Only u don talk sense about this guy

Its not as if all ur squad players were world class before they came

Omo, even if the guy is utter crap, I'll rather throway £2.5m on him than spend £40m on Stones.

From reports I've read and videos I've watched, he is 6ft 4, left footed and fast, decent on the ball although quite reckless with challenges and yellow cards.

Let's hope he is like Sylvain Distin or Christopher Samba who came unheralded from France and did a decent job.


I'm happy to avoid the Stones and Pogba transfers which would both be scams, but still hoping for a midfield reinforcement.

If we don't sign a midfielder by close of play tomorrow, I retreat into siddon look mode with no expectations for the season

Well at least the reports on this Papy guy are not as bad as his record suggests

Na siddon look we dey while hoping the best for him

Hahahahaha. Well done OP. I laughed for all of them

What is this world coming to?

A teenage striker with 12 goals selling for £36m.

Transfer market has gone mad.

Spurs bid £30m for Witsel.

They should do a Willian on him

Spy360:
Bad news for Chelsea FC,

First Baba now Papa, may be na Mama be next.

BWAHAHAHAHA!

dyabman:
I'm having a poor start to the season just like Chelsea

Wildcard deployed !! A new Dawn starts next GW

Why are you surprised? Have you ever had a good start or good season in your life?

I guess Papy Djiboloji is better than Christensen and Thomas Kalas

Someone with 2 caps for Senegal at 27 years old.

Why not Furo Iyenemi?

This is what happens when you fail to plan. At this stage, they should just allow Ola Aina take that place in the squad rather than Papa Ajasco who cannot be better than the Kenneth Omeruo we sent on loan to Timbuktu, going by their National Team records.

Goodluck to Jeremie Boga at Lens and Nathaniel Chalobah at Napoli.

BTW, how did Chalobah get that move sef?

I have been charged at by 5 crazy dogs whose owner kept them locked in a cage all year round and let them out once a month to terrorise the neighbourhood

These are the craziest, most aggressive dogs you'll ever meet in your life.

One day I was coming back from an errand and as I entered the gate the 5 dogs charged at me with the whole neighbourhood screaming at me to climb a tree, but it was too late. I was dead meat! Somehow the idea entered my mind to start grabbing handfuls of sand off the ground and throwing at them. For some reason it worked, they got scared and backed off just long enough for me to scamper up the closest calabash tree. I for die that day.

Mourinholic:
*dies*

No be laughing matter abeg. I need that ninja to succeed so that Juve or another Italian team will make his transfer permanent

I still reserve judgement on Depay but yet to see anything to dissuade me from my impressions about him which I gave when he was signed. I just don't like wingers who don't seem comfortable at interchanging with teammates.