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nitlad:
Awon eleribu ti takeover

SMH

The last 3 months on our thread has been full of unintelligent animals going back and forth with unedifying arguments, unintelligible foul-scratch writing and pure fuckery.

Animals recognise each other, and when there is an animal in our midst, they come looking for each other on Chelsea thread to have their unintelligible conversations.

Lemme just say that although we are all Chelsea fans, Jimmy4x is a douchebag. . . . and the riffraffs he brings to this threads from God knows where are spoiling our collective experience here. . . .

This is not a place for semi-illiterate conversation. Thanks

Bimffo:
SMH.. See Old Men chatting Up like gay partners..

Gay ninjas. . . . .

Nihilist:
Fabian Delph is a true Nihilist.

Salute to a money grabbing mercenary.

Footballers don't give 2 shits about loyalty.

Nah, aint about cash.

He contacted Man City himself to revive the move when he found out Benteke was going to Liverpool.

Abi na only Delph go carry Villa ontop his head? The contract he agreed with City is the same as last week so no be money reason. He just never thought anyone would pay Benteke's buyout.

Omo, to pick 15 man squad with £100m this year hard pass cracking palm kernel with teeth

nateevs:
£20m for John Stones? Why are we even in for this?

Missed priorities. . . .we already have Terry, Cahill, Zouma and Iva

By Martinez own admission, Stones has not even yet established himself as a first teamer at Everton

We have more pressing priorities than tying down a centre-back we don't need. . . . not while Mikel, Rami and Cuadrado are still collecting shirt

Nihilist:
Time to say goodbye grandpa.

42 year old meme composer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDKGDPSq03A

nateevs:
Luis off. Baba Rahman in. Good News to me. That's winger and LB problems solved. Now we need just one ogbonge CM wey go shore up the middle.

Where you see that one. I ain't believing these stories till I see it on BBC.

So lirycist beat Obesemf finally? Make I go check the thread. ..

testing, testing. . . .




The boss with the fat swag/ The sword in my knapsack/
with two sticks. . . . I'll have you double-crossed. . . like a hashtag/ #
We do wicked things for the wealth/ like kidnap your kids and The Help/
We only 'nap kin'. . . but we took the maid. . . to clean the baby . . if it 'shít on itself'!/
Most parents only pay for the kids. . . so we kill the maid/
then count the cash. . . with the same hand that wields the blade!/
We kinda scary/ we pop guns. . . and guys get buried/
Double barrel. . . twin cannons. . . like Mariah Carey!/
Everything I spit. . . dope and classic/
Express yaself. . . but if you wreck yaself. . . that's holding traffic!/
Beef me?. . . .you better mould ya casket/
I put the gun to ya head. . . and 'buck it full of holes'. . . .that's a 'woven basket'/
I whip the VI. . . .that's two Roman hattricks/
Wolverine. . . when I shoot. . . na gol. . . . that's Logan backwards/
If a goon press hard/ my Mack 11 blow the dude chest guard/
Either that. . .or 'I'm playing with the nine'. . . .like it's two red cards!/
My durex large/ Boned Yemi this past Saturday!/
I tapped her current. . . like Faraday/
and made her holla "CHEI!"/
cos as soon as she 'see my johnny'. . . she shout "Allah dey!"/
Either I'm making chicks guzzle sémen/. . . or beating niggas from dusk till evening/
from morn till night. . . day to day. . . from harmattan. . .to the summer season!/
My temper shorter than stammerers. . . so if a sucka beefing? . . .
I'ma dumbout on the nigga. . . like I got trouble speaking!/
Niggas get punched in the clock/ when I summon the hawk/
I make rowdy niggas follow 'Rossicrucian order'. . . when I'm running amok!/ (AMORC)
Since the King retired. . y'all tattle tales/ and don't battle well/
Since the ruler been gone. . . they can't draw any parallels/
Too many fake rappers. . . y'all seem to rate/
Gave y'all a 'moment to shine'. . . .forced me to wait/
like. . . when Saw beat Max. . . y'all foreseen a great??/
but his punches 'bore no' threat. . . .so it ain't 'Jig hour'. . .even in 'North-Eastern states'!/
And Lirycist was hardly grinning/ when Ghana boy gave him a ghastly whipping/
he brought a sparkling 'sheen' to the tourney. . . until we saw Charlie #winning!/
Elmaxiimus vs Obesemf. . . .we wanna see amazing burners/
bring your best to the final. . . don't be mistaked for learners/
Max is always on time. . . .but Obese may take it further/
either Nai'Ja Rule'. . . or the 'Ashanti'. . . either way, IT'S MURDER!/



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amodu:
Lol, I won't blame them as they lack value for players. Imagine them agreeing a deal with Batern to sell Aturo Vidal for just £28m.

Vidal is worth no more than that given his age (28), contract length (2 years left) and the fact that his game is highly reliant on energy which will only reduce as he gets older..

amodu:
But Juventus have been showing interest in Oscar for quite long now, Chelsea is the one that seems not ready to do business.

That ain't interest. Interest is not offering £9m or £19m for a ninja we bought for £25m

ELYMAXiimus:
Lmao.. A girl beat ibime. When was that? .. Thread link pls

Ibime has never battled a girl before, much less lost to one. I don't know what that dude was smoking.

There was never a top-level femcee on Nairaland until Teddybiyasi and Gladyss arrived.

I am 80% sure Pedro will be a hit.


Goals and assists generally do not lie.

darkenedrebel:
Kr0ne.. - Idivine & I need a thread for audio battle
time limit - 4 minutes
deadline - Saturday 8pm


Giyazz I changed my mind. I wanna face a worthy opponent. battle Warriblood & beat then come for your 5th pummeling.


Ibime. . what Instrumental was used for that Exhibit track? do you have it?✘

Exhibit C by Jay Electronica. . . . . you should be able to download it anywhere. . . . even a Youtube to Audio converter

raumdeuter:
No make I burst nateevs bubble for here. I no wan make he run away from here for another 7months

Nateevs is 35, that's for sure cos I remember he senior me with 3 years.

But you still senior am sha!

raumdeuter:
Actually I graduate 03/04 Seun and tkb were my mate but Nyabingi and starboard were my seniors.

Ibime after after he was rusticated from UNIPORT in final yr Vet medicine (6yr course) for anti SAP protest in 1987, he went to claim asylum in Uk say him be 12yrs old minor

Theres a video on youtube showing Border security questioning and harrasing him before human right groups came to his rescue

See wickedness

Nihilist:
Dayo were you were not doing your masters at OAU in 1999?

Dayo graduated in 2005/2006, but all his classmates already knew him as Pa Dayo in school. He entered Uni in his 20s.

Seun Osewa and TKB417 were his coursemates in OAU. Seun and TKB are only 32 but Dayo na their papa.

raumdeuter:
Leave am make he dey form youngin because of all those romance section girls wey dem born after Tupac died

Nihilist wey be say na him show Mungo Park the road to Lokoja sef dey form. What next Ibime go soon claim say him no be Adaka Borro mate

Me and Nateevs are the only ninjas here from Ruud Gullit era.

Nihilist:
I don't get it though

1. Pedro signs new 5 year deal with club
2. Club significantly revises his transfer clause all of a sudden.
3. Now this comment

All of this in less than 2 months.
What happened?

They dropped the clause from £100m or so to £21m. It was a new contract out of respect and to set a price at which they are happy to sell.

BTW, I met your boy Sterling today. That geezer from Sky Sports Charlie Nicholas was also stalking the area, paparazzing around Sterling.

Pedro definitely leaving Barca according to these comments:



'We have to respect his decision,' added Enrique. 'I do not deceive anyone and I do not guarantee anyone playing time. It will be his personal decision.'


That's the kind of comment you hear when a club is getting ready to sell.

kr0ne:
Are you really interested?
Emaprince and Ibime, una must sign up o.

Nah, count me out. I'll be going offline for 2 weeks from next week

CFCfan:
The kind of juju Mikel carry for Chelsea no get part 2 This guy was quarter to being sold before news of Mourinho's foot-dragging surfaced.

Don't forget the Director of Football is his townsman and his girlfriends father is Abramovic's friend. Mikel game na politics.

I suspect Emenalo still refusing to release funds for a midfielder to protect Mikel. Why else would they value Mikel at $15m? Jose been tired of Mikel, benching him from day one, but lack of central midfielders may make him hang on to the only ones he's got.

Schneiderlin is a great foil for Schweinsteiger. He will be a good signing for them

Nonsense. . . . .


http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/33477349



Mikel Obi to stay at Chelsea after Mourinho blocks his sale


Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho has refused to sanction the sale of midfielder John Mikel Obi, delivering a blow to United Arab Emirates suitors Al Ain and Al Wahda.

The Nigeria international, who started only six league games last season, wants to leave Stamford Bridge after failing to hold down a regular starting place.

The 28-year-old, who has two years left on his contract, has been told he remains part of manager Mourinho's future plans.

"There's absolutely no truth to reports linking Mikel with a move to Turkey or any Chinese club for that matter," a source close to the talks told BBC Sport.

"Only two clubs from the UAE showed strong interest last month but they could not meet his club's valuation.

"Mikel has a contract with Chelsea until 2017, as things stand he will not be leaving the club this transfer window as speculated."

Mikel who moved to Chelsea in the summer of 2006 has increasingly become a fringe member of the squad due to the form of Nemanja Matic.

With the emergence of highly-rated midfielder Ruben Loftus-Cheek, the Super Eagle has fallen down the pecking order at the club ahead of the 2015/16 season.

Fenerbahce are reportedly interested in signing Mikel but BBC Sport understands Chelsea will only listen to a US $16.8 million offer.

The Turkish club's president Aziz Yildirim has told the local media they cannot meet Chelsea's valuation.

"Chelsea want €15 million and Mikel asked for €5 million a season over four years. We are talking €35 million," Yildirim told reporters at their Topuk Yayla training ground.

"This definitely is not something we can pursue."

AirborneLacer:
Meanwhile, many news outlets in Italy have got trending the news that Cuadrado has agreed personal terms with Juventus.

I say AMEN to that. Niccur failed to live up to billing.

I pray it's true mehn. That ninja is holding up our summer plans

Juve director did say they wanted him 'on loan' though.

nateevs:
Bring it on. We need a potent threat on the other flank.

I've been thinking about it. Which winger at a decent price can guarantee the goals and work ethic of Pedro? None I think.

He also has extreme pace and is happy to do most of his running off the ball which is a perfect compliment for the ball-hogging tendencies of Hazard on the left side.

Hazard makes the play, Pedro stretches the opposition with running and finishing. And he can contribute to the play as well.

I don't know if there's anything in the rumour sha. I don't see Barca selling many cats with their transfer embargo in place.

Danhumprey:
You guys have been sitting dormant so far in the transfer market. Are you sure you are ready to defend your EPL crown?


Or is Mourinho currently involved in a 'cold war' with Abramhimovich over Cech's move to Arsenal?

JM is frustrated at lack of action I'm reading

Chelsea have to sell before they buy as has been the case for the last 2 years. Also with this stadium redevelopment, the club are counting their coins.

The only problem is that nobody has bid for the ninjas we are open to selling yet (Cuadrado, Felipe and Oscar)

After Cech moved, Begovic came in. Hopefully as soon as Salah moves, we should also have movement in.

I wonder why JM does not also allow Ramires to go on the market to raise funds.

Such an important issue like this which affects a child's confidence and self-esteem has been allowed to fester from the age of 4 to 15?

Thunder fire poverty and illiteracy!

Reeama, please send me the code. I finished midtable in the FA Cup so no relegation for me. Thanks



cc Mukina

Nihilist:
I swear to God.
Schweini's legs gave out a long time ago, but with all the central midfielders they have to rotate, I guess Van Gaal will be able to manage him better.

Nah, his legs can't have given out, He's just 30. In the World Cup just last summer, he still had fitness. I would just say he struggled with injury this season, that's all.

Did not enjoy thís battle. Based on who's the better battler and who I think would make for a more entertaining final, I would vote for Lyricist. Based on thís battle however, these are the only lines I enjoyed:

,so why should i fear this guy, he's like 'words to a gospel song' Lyric is Far from a threat|

Liricyst aggressive? no one fears what this baby says
i give proof . . . Bleep , Dam , Kitty-Cat
^ you see? Even Seun ensures Lyric is not abusive in anyway|

like Nas, they hate me now
raise the volume, you only hear drums and pianos, it's clear, lyric has been taken out|


MVGT: Obese

Looks like Schweinsteiger is joining Manure.

JM better wake up. Schweini + Schneiderlin is a big game changer, meawhile he is joining issues with Falcao.

I hope Schweini injuries continue to haunt him.

BTW, new Chelsea rumour is £15m for Pedro. I say bring it on. He's a perfect complement winger for Hazard.