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Anyone who thinks Rap God was freestyled needs to go for check up. The same Eminem who couldn't freestyle in rap Olympics. No time for childish arguments.

Darkrebel666:
~ chai ..how did i miss this picture this is the first time I'm seeing Ibime's pics . So this is the short-light skinned lyrical maestro.
Finally... I got personals to use in my battle against Ibime next month

coogar..emaprince ...you are the ones remaining. Show us your faces .

I ain't short. I'm 5'11. The dude standing next to me na our local Peter Crouch na him make.

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when men were boys

That's my picture, but not my words. You musta got the picture and the text from two different sites.

Where you get my picture sef?

FPL have ended my hopes. Aguero scored that goal not Toure. Unfortunately the decision to award the goal to Toure has ended my season.

The dude thinks children are cheaper than weddings.

Na so 'born troway' dey start.

A40:
Hell even Kalusha Bwalya has finished higher on the Balon D'or list than Hazard

LWKMD! You want turn my statement to slogan.

^^^Why Giyazz dey open 32 like that?

Congrats @ Gottoboy

Puncheoooooooooooooooooooooonnnnn!!!!

2-0 to Palace.


More breathing space. . . . .only Arsenal to worry about now.

bigkesh:
calm down, when i said last season u should know i meant August till the moment Mata was sold....Oscar on whatsapp - last seen January 2014

August 13 - Jan 14, Oscar did not shine.

We the Chelsea fans only supported him in uprooting Mata from the team cos Mata unbalanced the team and midfield of Lampard and Ramires was weak enough much less to carry another passenger like Mata.

What was Oscars stats from Aug13-Jan14 for us to say he shined? In totality, his season was not successful. . . . just like every other season he's been at Chelsea.

Goal for Palace!

^^^ Henderson offers nothing that Van Ginkel doesn't. The dude is just a runabout.

bigkesh:
Turns out Cuadrado the best dribbler in serie A cant even dribble better than Ramires and some of you wonder y Salah is making waves......... Salah that couldn't shine against shrewbury... I dnt even regret mata and schurrle sales... But hazard, fabregas, de bruyne?? Teams would use triple 4 to contain that, Oscar totally deceived everyone with that fucking form last season, he must be laughing his ass off at Mourinho..... The kind selling Oscar will get ehn!! When mou removes a player repeatedly when he needs result, u know the love story is getting sour.... JOSE THE ULTIMATE HUSBAND

Please what form did Oscar deceive you with last season?

You mean his 2 league assists. . . . .or was it form that he showed on the bench?

Oscar was on the bench from January till season end . . . . JM dropped him for poor form and accused him of saving himself for the world cup.

The way niggas have short memory is amazing. Sometimes I think I'm alone in remembering details of past events.

mirexxx:
* Sports guy

* Back of class crew

* Bullies

Reporting for duty. I fall in all 3 categories. . . . . but I still dey pass well dey go.

Sagamite:
Instead of stealing their hearts, he would steal their make ups.

Saga baba!!!

I like the way yopu expose the guy.

Schurrle is shining at Wolfsburg, Salah is shining at Fiorentina.

Jesus, what kind of player did we buy in Cuadrado? SWP is better than him. He's lost 60% of his touches to the opposition since he joined Chelsea.

sleekdot:
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Include Kevin De Bruyne in this list.

It's a legacy of overstocking on wingers.

But na Cuadrado do himself because he is only competing with Willian, he's just awful and completely one footed.

A40:
Ooshay Austin omo-oro. Went quite H.A.M this week


Lool nigga what were you smoking?

I got my eye on the cup only. Trying to achieve the impossible and sneak into that 8th position. 4th win in a row.

Ilekeh:
Forget his useless father........ the son is on point.

We don't want him clothed

How ugly people make beautiful kids is beyond me.

The son of a thief is not productive.

He no get better thing to do.

His father went to jail for stealing 100million dollars and is probably worth 5 times that.

The spoilt child could at least do something with the money his father stole, he is busy nekkeding himself in the name of non-existent modelling career.

These are the ones telling you they are models (which can't support them) whilst living off their fathers pocket money at the age of 28. . . . money which was stolen from the masses.

He and his father should go and die.

Someone should tell this Son of a thief to put his clothes back on.

His mates are focusing on productive things, he is nekkeding himself at 28.

raumdeuter:
Ibime, Are you digging these stats from your adipose tissues?

11/12 Ribery 21 league assists

Mr man, where did you get these stats from?

Whoscored is showing 12 league assists that season as is ESPN.

raumdeuter:
Thats why ppl say the IQ of Chelsea fans are the lowest on here.

Before you tell me to counter, I would expect you to verify but in a typical Chelsea manner just chorus any falsehood dumped on your plate

See Ribery assist stats below

lol, my powerful chairman!

CityNG:
This is an outlandish apple to oranges comparison.

It's the same principle. Always go for what produces the best return.

Why the hell would anyone build a house in the village where he visits twice a year before building where he lives?

raumdeuter:
Iniesta this season is washed especially since he had to drop more into midfield

Compared elite Iniesta seasons and see that Hazard is the definition of failure

Iniestas best ever season cannot compete with Hazards worst season stats wise.

raumdeuter:
Ribery's strenght is in providing assists and not in scoring.

Now that you mentioned this, Whats Hazard strength Goals or assist

Riberys best ever assist record in the league is 14.

Dayo, you are a fraud.

A house is an investment.

Why build in the Village where you get no return on your investment while paying rent in the City?

Few years ago, a friend and I made contrasting investment decisions.

I decided to buy in the UK, he decided to build 6 flats in Lagos.

I asked him for his yearly return - It was N2.4m (N400k per flat).

My return was N1.2m (after paying mortgage payments).

However consider he had 5 times more capital than me for only double the return.

He wanted to form big man back home building 6 flats when he had no property in UK.

Who do you think made the best decision?

If you have money to build, always build in the City first.

raumdeuter:
Hazard 28 CL career games 5 goals 8 assists

Thats some Antonio Valencia type stats

What about Iniesta. . . . 0 goals and 0 assists this season.

raumdeuter:
Messi, Ronaldo, Neymar, Suarez, Robben, Ribery, Griezmann, Bale Reus. I would even pick Alexis Sanchez over him
In the second tier would be Hazard, STerling Aubameyang, Walcott Ashley Young etc

The Ribery you mentioned as the world elite wingers has been outscored by Hazard every season for the last 6 years.

So what's your criteria?

Some players just have certain strengths that you can place them above other players who outscore them eg Sterling and Jonathan Walters Oscar.

Two age mates:


Hazard individual honours:


UNFP Ligue 1 Player of the Year (2): 2010–11, 2011–12
UNFP Ligue 1 Young Player of the Year (2): 2008–09, 2009–10
UNFP Ligue 1 Team of the Year (3): 2009–10, 2010–11, 2011–12
UNFP Player of the Month (3): March 2010,[255] March 2011,[256] March 2012
PFA Young Player of the Year (1): 2013–14
PFA Team of the Year (2): 2012–13, 2013–14
Chelsea Player of the Year (1): 2013–14
Bravo Award (1): 2011[19]

Lacazette individual honours:

None



Yet Lacazette should be considered ahead of Hazard in WPOTY rankings? You no know say WPOTY is like politics. You need to come to the vote with some previous kudos.


Like Jay-Z said: Suckers Get your weight up, Not your hate up

coogar:
hazard? 6 years ago?
when exactly in hazard's long career has he ever scored more than 22 goals in one season? lacazette has notched 28 goals already this season & he's still firing. abeg, don't compare slëep to death.

Hazard scored 20 league goals from midfield in his final season. 22 goals in all. That's the equivalent of a striker scoring 35 goals.

Lacazette is a striker, same age as Hazard and only starting to do what Hazard was doing at 17.

coogar:
it's obvious ibime hasn't heard of alexandre lacazette.

Lacazette is only doing in the last 6 months what Hazard was doing 6 years ago in France.

I'M SURE YOU KNOW HAZARD IS OLDER THAN LACAZETTE BY ONLY 4 MONTHS

Give him time to up his status and reputation before pushing ahead of Hazard in WPOTY stakes.

8 months ago, I'm not sure he played any minutes in the World Cup, same with Griezmann who was a sub behind Valbuena.

raumdeuter:
Maybe that's you just like elampiro would swap any player for rooney

Hazard let me know when he's even nominated.

Robben Reus Griezmann Neymar Suarez pick anyone

There is one thing being objective and it is another thing being a hater.

Suarez, Robben and Neymar, yes they are superior to Hazard.

When was the last time Reus played 3 months without injury?

Griezmann is still making his name.

I'm sure Ribery said recently that only Hazard can replace he and Robben.

This is one of Hazards best games in a Chelsea shirt. World Class stuff.

I'm starting to see that WPOTY title. . . but only after Messi retires!