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RLC dey play me game here since we went down to 10 men.

It took for us to go down to 10 men for him to come out of his shell.

Nihilist:
I looked at your DP and saw that your beard only grows on the corner of your chin.

Bwahahahahaha. Which kain yabbing man no go see for Nairaland

ITbomb:
Heavy problem

How English becomes German
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza.
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Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
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Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas

This is genius

homesteady:
I don't understand you oh So we should leave his Celta and Barcelona B team coaching stints out of his coaching history?

homesteady:
Roma was his 1st senior team job, he finished 7th on the table and they played with an attractive style never seen in Italy - Does this look like a failure?

You are a bloody gay!

You are making excuses for his failure at Roma "because it's his first Senior job", then you want me to acknowledge his success at Barca B before that?

Obviously after the three years at Barca B, he was still rubbish as he showed at Roma.

Wetin concern us with youth football? Do you see anyone here hailing Aidan Viveash, Chelsea youth coach?

homesteady:
I wonder why Raumdeuter always classify you among the intelligent Chelsea fan, you don't come across as one!
Enrique has coached 3 different clubs, was successful in 2 and had a mixed season in one, how does this equal to been a failure?

Roma was his 1st senior team job, he finished 7th on the table and they played with an attractive style never seen in Italy - Does this look like a failure?

Enrique had a problem with Messi which has long been solved! Even though if he got sacked during that period, it won't be as disgraceful as how Casillas and Ramos used APC broom to sweep Mourinho out of Madrid!

He played an attractive style never seen in Italy, finished 7th on the log with a team that had been finishing 2nd four seasons in the previous 6 years, not to mention he took over a Roma that had just invested £75m pound on players which is unheard of in Italian football, and still flopped. . . . .plus they sacked him within ONE season.


Yet you are here telling me stories of how he "succeeded" with Barcelona B squad (who doesn't) and Celta Vigo. You might as well tell me what Mark Hughes did with Blackburn or Allardyce with West Ham.

homesteady:
Na wa oh!
Ibime has been shouting that Enrique was a failure in Roma and Celta Vigo -
Roma was his 1st senior team job, and the senior players like Totti did not allow him do his job well, even at that, his team played the most attractive football in Italy at that period!

I never mentioned Celta Vigo. Liar. Who cares what he does in Celta Vigo? Do you care what Sam Allardyce does at West Ham? Comot make I see road jor.

He was a failure @ ROMA full stop. He does not manage players well and flopped badly at Roma. They replaced him as coach and went from failures to 2nd position on the table.

Did Messi not almost chase Enrique out of Barca in November? Enrique is a dead man walking at Barca. The senior players nearly got him sacked that weekend, and will likely get him sacked at season end.

A failure in other clubs already outperforming Pep at Barca. A dead man even managed Barcelona to title through SKYPE from his hospital bed in New York.

Eruditor:
Sneijder average, Etoo average, Cambiasso average, Milito average. Men, I tire.

If someone asked you who is better between Mou and Wenger you would rush and say Mou. If you are asked why, you would say, he has won more trophies, he has beaten Wenger more he was won the UCL etc. Fine.

If I use the same criteria for Pep and Mou, you change the standards and start asking me if I am in the Nigerian police. Lol.

Are we now celebrating illogic?

I should best listen to Keky and Dayo.

Mumu the reason JM is better than Wenger is because Wenger has never beaten Mourinho in over 10 attempts.

The same Mourinho walked into EPL in 2004 and completely crushed Wengers Invincibles who were the best team in EPL and even Europe at the time.

Wenger took a team that were unbeaten in over a year and started bowing rankadede to Mourinho.

Even with lesser players, Wenger knows JM is his master.

You lot should stop daydreaming about Pogba jare.

Pogba just turned down £210k offer from PSG and no one is coming to Chelsea to earn more than Hazard (£200k)

raumdeuter:
Thiago. And we played Real Madrid, the eventual winners

Who was CHelsea missing when they played 2nd rate PSG

Hahahaha. So Thiago is the reason why Pep got disgraced 5-0? Clown!

Was Thiago playing when Jupp Heynckes won the treble?

The players at Peps disposal against Barca are even better than the players that played for Juve tonight.

Mr "I can't do anything unless I've got the best players in the world".

bigkesh:
Po what? That dude and Gotze should be beefing each other over the most overrated young player Award ...... Loftus has no reason no to be better than Pogba.....

I haven't yet got the Pogba hype myself. Maybe I just dont like his haircut.

raumdeuter:
Which players were Juve missing?

Which players were Chelsea missing when they were flung out by 10 men PSG

Which players was Pep missing against Real when he got disgraced 5-0?

Juve manager just showed Pep how to beat better players with inferior players

If na Pep now like when thís same Real flogged him 5-0, Dayo would tell us it's due to the players and Pep is absolved of any blame.

Manager that can only win with better players.

raumdeuter:
In the European competition, How come the cash rich EPL teams are nowhere to be found

UEFA CL All Spanish final, Super cup another All Spanish final booting yet one money miss road league no wan make we hear word

Middlesboro and Fulham finhsed high in the league for them to make Europa and they are now relegated

You have the money all over yet you cant finish in good position, thats a money mis road thing right there

Atletico with less money, Do better than Arsenal Liverpool and CIty

Sevilla and co with less money than Everton and Tottenham do better

Like in the biblical times with the parable of talents, The money should be taken from those wasters and given to those who need it

Atletico is an anomaly, a product of outstanding coaching. Even with that small money, they still beat the big thieves Real and Barca even in Laliga title race.

For the last 10 years, Laligas 3rd team has been Valencia. Valencia are no threat in Europe, always getting knocked out in Group stage or 2nd round. That is the true strength of the Spanish league.

Meanwhile, 4 different English clubs regularly progress to the latter stages (Manure, Chelsea, Pool, Arsenal).


Europa league, we don't take seriously. If we did, Liverpool and Spurs will flog Sevilla and co to shege. They rather use it as breeding ground for Harry Kanes, Ryan Masons and their substitutes.

No be Sevilla where Spurs and Liverpool flops (Didier Zokora, Iago Aspas and co) go to shine? Even Gary Medel (Cardiff outcast), Stephane Mbia (QPR outcast) and Daniel Carrico (Reading outcast) can be found there.

raumdeuter:
Fulham has relegated, Middlesboro has relegated. The Deportivo are no longer competitive in Europe and have been replaced by Atletico

Who replaced Fulham and Middlesboro

Fulham and Middlesborough are bottom clubs.

Middlesborough = Granada (yo yo club)
Fulham = Murcia (yo yo club)

Can Murcia or Granada reach Europa final?


Go check Middlesborough, Brighton or Wigan squad now sef, you will see La liga players who dropped down to English Championship because of hunger.

If Spurs, Liverpool or Everton start to take Europa league serious, they will whip Sevilla, Valencia and co to shege. You no see wetin Everton do Bundesligas second best team Wolfsburg? Instead, they play their kids in Europa league cos the EPL is what feeds them, not Europa.

Deportivo, Villareal and Valencia are the Liverpool, Spurs and Everton of Laliga. You can't compare their status with Middlesborough and Fulham.

Can Liverpool/Spurs go broke or suffer relegation? Deportivo, Villareal and Valencia cannot sustain themselves at the top because Real and Barca thief all the money, they soon go broke and suffer relegation. That is no competition.

raumdeuter:
Deportivo made CL semi 12yrs ago, Thanks for reminding me, Villareal made CL semi 9 yrs ago, Atletico made CL finals, Malaga made CL quarters, Valencia made CL quarters All these are the so called poor and Non Barca Madrid sides

So making Barca, Madrid, Atletico, Valencia, Malaga, Villareal andd Deportivo 7 teams who have made the CL quarters and beyond

Tell us about those teams who made the CL quarters from the Money miss road Cypriot League

Deportivo are broke and can't pay players, and have suffered relegation. They will struggle to compete with Burnley these days.

Villareal are broke and can't pay players, and have suffered relegation.

Malaga are broke and can't pay players. Where are they now?

Valencia are broke, selling their best player to Spurs. That's the 3rd best team in Spain selling their best player to the 6th team in England. See levels?

These are the real money miss roads.


In the same time frame, 3 different EPL clubs have won UCL (Chelsea, Manure, Pool) vs only 2 laliga, while four EPL clubs (Manure, Pool, Chelsea and Arsenal) have made the final vs 3 laliga.

Even Spurs only season in UCL, they went straight to Quarters.

None of these EPL clubs are broke, uncompetitive, suffering relegations. . . . . unlike the Spanish clubs where Real and Barca are stealing all their money.

raumdeuter:
Osasuna made the Europa final bilbao made the Europa finals. Then LA Liga must be filled with Dangote and Danjuma.

Every LA Liga team aside barca and Madrid make less than their epl counterpart yet perform better in European competition. Ibime even told us how he watched Mallorca in an European final

When you can't make it past CL second round I think the right comparison should be Cypriot league

Fulham made Euroleague final, tell us something new.

Why not tell us of when Deportivo were making Champions League semis 12 years ago. The same Deportivo who are broke and relegated these days, just like Osasuna.

The reason these broke ass niggas be fighting like mad in UEFA Cup is cos they have no chance of winning the Copa Del Rey or making money in Spanish League. Europa is a big deal for them, some of them will see the money in Europa league as winning lottery whereas Hull City will be playing their kids and reserves in Europa league.

English teams actively try not to finish in Europa League positions. Wetin concern English teams with Europa League? They would rather win FA Cup like Wigan, Birmingham, Portsmouth win domestic cups. When was the last time any small Spanish Club won Copa Del Rey? Even for that one, Real and Barca block their path, why wont they fight for Europa league when that is what is feeding them?

And in 1999, Mallorca played Cup Winners Cup final, yes. That summer they sold their best player to Newcastle and their second-best player to Arsenal. See levels?

The best players are the players who are picked to play for their countries.

Every International weekend, Stoke, Leicester, West Ham, Hull City will have around 10 players out on International duty


How many players do Eibar, Murcia, Celta, Levante, Almeria, Granada, Mallorca, Deportivo and the likes send out on International duty? 1 or 2.

You can't compare khakhi with leather. If you add the bottom 10 Spanish teams to the EPL and make it a 30-team league with 10 relegations, at least 7 Spanish teams will get relegated.

homesteady:
In UCL (competition for top clubs) - la liga clubs are ruling

In Europa (competition for lesser clubs) - La liga clubs are ruling

And in these 2 competitions, they have been picking 2 la liga teams to face themselves so as to prevent 3 la liga teams from reaching the Final
I'm 200% sure that if there was a competition for relegation clubs, la liga clubs will still rule!!

Ibime deal with it!

Dangote is richer than the richest British man

Danjuma/OBJ/GEJ is richer than the 2nd richest British man

Yet, Britain is richer than Nigeria by far.


The depth of Spanish league is only 7 or 8 teams deep, which means Sevilla can win the Europa League, but after Madrid, Barca, Atletico, Sevilla, Valencia and Bilbao, you dealing with a whole load of dross in the Spanish league. Teams who can't pay their players for months on end and could not compete in the EPL. . . . . just like a stupid Nigerian living on $1 a day claiming Naija is better than Britain because Dangote (Barca) beats Galen Weston (Chelsea) or because Danjuma (Sevilla) beats Richard Branson (Everton).

The argument is the overall depth of the league. Your league is top heavy with nothing downstairs. In EPL, you get competition from almost every team. We have a clear test-case for next season. We will see whether Griezmann can score 25 goals in EPL next season. EOD.

We will see if Griezmann can score 25 goals in EPL like he does in Scottish league.

Raumdeuter, Homesteady and co will instantly label him shyte if he joins Chelsea, because naturally all EPL products must be shyte.

And if and when it becomes clear that Hazard is better than him (now they are in the same team), they will start telling us stories.

homesteady:
Can't you spare yourself some more embarrassment by just checking out the issues which they do not agree on?

BTW I said this scottish league might have 5 teams in UCL next season!

Who cares about yall issues? Wetin concern fish with raincoat?

Can you show us a serious league that goes on strike?

Y'all be the only league where players be owed 6 months salary, still turning out every week to claim they are playing a serious competition. Even Aregbesola, Rochas and Idris Wada pay salaries more promptly than teams in that Mauritanian league.

£23m in unpaid salaries, league on strike, no wonder some teams are losing 9-0 every weekend. I wonder if the players are throwing matches to make their rent.

http://www.sbnation.com/soccer/2014/7/17/5912585/fifpro-spanish-football-players-unpaid-debt-la-liga

raumdeuter:
Bayern is not claiming moral victory over Barcelona. With our depleted squad we were able to hold Barca for 77mins at Nou Camp and defeat them even with our depleted squad we give ourselves credit

Story for the Gods.

After 90 mins, you were completely out if the tie, which has never happened to Chelsea

At halftime, you were 5 goals from qualification, causing Barca to take the foot off the gas, ease up and bring on Pedro for Suarez, yet your bítch àss was still typing at full time like you've put up a respectable performance.

homesteady:
Ibime

And the new deal still doesn't fully address the issues which is why that Mauritanian league is going on strike

When Barca and Bayern used to flog Arsenal 4-1 in the first leg then ease off the 2nd leg and lose 2-1, some ninjas used to mock Arsenal fans that they have already been disgraced so the Arsenal fans should not make noise about the 2nd leg result. These same niggas are here reclaiming lost pride, after Barca have eased off, even taking off Suarez and strolling the 2nd half. Mscheew.

raumdeuter:
He won 2 CL titles, he didnt even need those signings to win. There must be something great about him. Unlike the destructive one

No, he won the same way Enrique the Roma flop is winning. .. . . and the same way Sparta Rotterdam and Galatasaray flop Rijkaard won

Without the best players, he tends to disgrace himself.

homesteady:
It seems arguing ignorantly is your hubby and forte! and you keep on embarrassing yourself!
There want to go on strike because the players don't like the terms of the new TV deal!

Learn how to spell hobby my man. I can't be arguing with illiterates.

Can you explain to us why the Raith Rovers of your league are protesting and going on strike because Celtic and Rangers are chopping all the TV money? Or do you lack comprehension?

So called big league going on strike. . . . we should be comparing you to Nigerian or Mauritanian League because Scottish league does not even strike.

raumdeuter:
He already won the treble before buying any of those.

Both of his CL wins were without Zlatan nor Fabregas. Try something else?

You miss the irony

Which of Peps signings were actually pivotal?

Ibrahimovic, Chygrinsky or Fabregas, Caceres, Hleb, Villa or Sanchez?

So when you mention Suarez, at least know that Enrique made a signing that atually performed consistently at Barca level.

raumdeuter:
Ronaldo Lima was called fat when he won the World cup, WPOTY and Ballon D or

If Ronaldinho was the best player at Barca, why was he not also the best at Milan? Question for the Gods.

raumdeuter:
This is the level of yarns I expect from the low level Chelsea fans, The Up Shesee types not you wey go better school

1. Pep didnt bring Henry, henry was under Rijkaard and Henry was part of the team that finished 18point behind Madrid

Ronaldinho won the CL in 2006 , In 2007, ROnaldinho was Barcelona highest goal scorer- scored 21 league goals, Was injured in half of the 2008 hence his low returns

Oh I forgot, Pep only brought the best player in Serie A. . . Ibrahimovic and the best player in Ukraine, Chygrinsky. . . .after which he bought the best player in England (Fabregas)

raumdeuter:
This is the level of yarns I expect from the low level Chelsea fans, The Up Shesee types not you wey go better school

1. Pep didnt bring Henry, henry was under Rijkaard and Henry was part of the team that finished 18point behind Madrid

Ronaldinho won the CL in 2006 , In 2007, ROnaldinho was Barcelona highest goal scorer- scored 21 league goals, Was injured in half of the 2008 hence his low returns

The Ronaldinho who was best player in the world vs the Ronaldinho that Pep sold.

raumdeuter:
Pep took a Barca who finished 3rd, 18points of winners, Enrique took Barca who finished level on points with league leaders

Pep sold Barcelonas best player, Enrique bought EPL best player into the team

I would expect you to see the difference or should we start some cognitive tests here?

Pep bought EPL best player (Henry), and sold Ronaldinho (wooden spoon in the 2006 World Cup, and had been flopping for 2 years). If Ronaldinho was Barcas best player in 2008, why did he stink at Milan? Oga Titus!

Ronaldinho was Barcas worst player in 2008.

Ronaldinho in 2005 vs Ronaldinho in 2008. Too much akpu and amala.

raumdeuter:
How come these teams in penury are still bossing and making finals when yours that are swimming in money cant make it

Money miss road things. How can your papa have all the money, send you to the best schools and still fail WAEC?

Better give the money to better people

Which team in penury made final? You mean the ones that get hammered 9-0 every weekend?

raumdeuter:
Pep took a Barca who finished 3rd, 18points of winners, Enrique took Barca who finished level on points with league leaders

Pep sold Barcelonas best player, Enrique bought EPL best player into the team

I would expect you to see the difference or should we start some cognitive tests here?

Pep got brought down to his level as soon as he left Barca. No Messi, no glory. QED.