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nateevs:
You cannot play Matic and Fab in every game.

With Mikel and Ramires on the bench, you must play Fabregas and Matic every game.

Chelsea needs another midfielder.

I won't blame Mikel for the goals, just to say we are unbalanced without another decent defensive midfielder so since he's taking a spot on the squad, he must get the blame.

BTW, this is the first EPL match Mikel has started thís year. . . and he comes with bad news as usual.

Ivanovic, eediot!

Why aint Luis pushing to the byline?

Let's go for one more!

Mikel your defensive midfielder escorting attacking midfielders again.

Şuch result was bound to happen without another decent defensive midfielder.

The team has been unbalanced all game.

This is Mikels first league start in 2014 by the way.

Hazard, eediot!

Mikel, eediot!

nateevs:
It's not even Oscar that needs removing, it's Willian, Costa and whoever else that looks tired. And not SChurlle for me.
Remy and Drogba.

What has Oscar done to stay on pitch? You do realise he's the no10? I haven't seen him on the ball.

Also the team did not commit to all out attack cos the defensive midfielder cannot be trusted to snuff out counters.

On her head there was an attachment there/
Later I got to find out it was called Brazilian hair/



Thís nigga got jokes.

My mind drifted from the test and ma preparation/
To hell with it . . Ill make up for it during examination/


Na this part make me laugh pass. If no be topical, I for think say na one of Yaylow jokes.

^^^weve been waiting for part 2 for 3 years

Tribute to our Nairaland brother Bawomolo who was murdered by some hoodlums in Chicago exactly 4 years ago on the eve of finishing his masters.


http://articles.chicagotribune.com/2011-01-18/news/ct-met-dolton-shooting-0119-20110118_1_dolton-residents-dolton-home-robbery-attempt




Where can I begin/ to voice the anguish that's within/
I  pray the Lord watch over his family and kin/
Man is a just a savage tryna satisfy the whim/ of the animal in him/
but I pray they never sleep for the sadness that they bring/
I hope they land up in the bing/ or dangle from a swing/
for taking life away through the randomness of sin/
His lantern isn't dim/ though he lived like a candle in the wind/
He'll always be remebered through the stanzas that we sing/
Just a young man pursuing his goals/
He spoke with conviction and truth in his bones/
For his age, he was super-exposed/
Uber-intelligent, with strong ethics for the youth to behold/
He moved from his home/ at the age of thirteen/
but never forgot where he came from, he stayed with his dream/
His pops drove cabs just to put him through school/
And I attest that Papa didn't raise no fool/
We laughed together/ solved math together/
Damn. . .wish I could put him back together/
He was fast and clever. . .with a gentle soul/
Gunshot to his temple lobe/ wasn't how he was meant to go/
In the end, who knows/ why the heavens chose/
I'm only here to eulogise with my pencil scrolls/
Graduated at 16, two years ahead of his class/
cos he would study hard while his friends would relax/
He was never meant to be last/ He put his best to the task/
while others were only just contented to pass/
And after he ended his grad/ He chased his masters/
Little did we know that he faced disaster/
cos last week they erased his chapter/
while we were downloading music and exchanging banter/
It happened in a crazy manner/
Aint no sunshine when he's gone. . .nor rays of gamma/
While we laughed and joked, he was slumped on his front lawn/
After the smoke cleared, our brother was long gone/
Now some mourn/ over a bond that was once strong/ 
I imagine his terror, when he noticed the guns drawn/
He must have asked for his life but they showed no mercy/ 
Savage and dirty/ Animals thats blood thirsty/
They've spilled their share/ Now their hearts will be filled with fear/
cos they crossed the rubicon and are ill prepared/
Vengeance is mine said the Lord, and his will is clear/
My brother Bam was nothing but a pilgrim here/
Like any of us in this foreign land/
Tryna get our moneys worth from Uncle Sam/
I learnt a lot from this humble man/
so Ima put em into practice, and never fall his hand/
cos when I go, I want all my people to see/
That the good outweighed the evil in me/
so thanks for the lesson that you've given to me/
Fly on brother. . .now you can breathe and be free/


R.I.P

mikuz:
To be sincere, I'm not a fan of topicals mehn. We no dey mix no matter how hard I try.

You done forget that topical about one babe wey been dey look you for library? Post am jor.

Ninjas is falling hands in poet tourney. I expect ninjas to bring their best vocabulary and vivid imagination, plus educate the reader. Example of what I expect to see below:

Ibime: Trading day. .

Head storming/ Sweat pouring/
Your debts called in/ Forex warning/
3rd Quarter sales down from exporting/
net importing/
Limit order buy, didn't hedge your win/
Went all in/ Trends falling/
Woke up the next morning/ tryna forget the mauling/
You gonna win it back, time to get balling/
Friends calling/ best ignore em/
Take ya eyes off the ticker and regret your sin/
Bloomberg, CNBC on the set recording/
Don't go long if the bears call for hectic shorting/
Check the overnight futures market/ 
If sentiment is strong, you won't lose ya target/
unless you reetarded/
You all good on the quantitative/
Market news bring the qualitative/
Now go to war like a phucking native!/
and put some green on ya profit statement/
Your top-down approach is so essential/
Sectors with growth potential/
Financial Times show the fundamentals/
Components stencilled/
Mining stocks with gold credentials/
But don't forget political risk/ That's critical shyt/
Those with exposure to Libya take significant hits/
You heard about disputed elections/ fuelling dissension/
Share price might take a hit if a coup is mentioned/
Grab ya financial calendar to see if its a news day/
cos Earnings reports and Macros dictate how you play/
You can't trade just off the top like a toupe/
if you skip the pleasantries, you'll be in for a rude day/
So what's ya strategy, Swing or Position?/
before you go in, you need to think of ya mission/
You checked the MACD's/ Bollingers and Fibonnaci's/
stock picks based on their Trend Strength Index/
Put momentum in your interest/ whenever you invest/
or get wiped out like Windex/ on your Finspreads/
Its all your decision/ You could fall in an instant/
Do you use brawn or your insincts/
or rely on Support and Resistance?/
Watch out for the big swings/
They could make ya ship sink/
You can't predict things/
when you trade against black box algorithms/
You better glean the lesson/
Whether the trend gaining momentum or mean regressing/
Get it wrong and fall into a deep depression!/
cos you might lose half of ya salary/
So backtest ya strategy/ looking for cracks and cavities/
but remember. . . nerves trumps faculty!/ 
If your model's good 80% of the time/ risk-reward is fine/
That's a good stochastic measure of a random walk in time/
but if you swing trade, watch for the fault lines/
Put and Call signs/that let you know when to call time/
cos one false move could lead to a blow out/
Better set the stop loss if you ever plan to go out/
cos Last time you left ya desk for a cigarrete/ without a stop-loss to intercept/
. . . and lost 5 grand over the internet!!!/

ELYMAXiimus:
don't mind ibime... He's always coming out of a hole to support, each time he senses kim is in trouble.
I think kim also deserves at least a two week ban.
Ibime is saying do you know the reason wariblood was banned like kim has'nt done far was..
The b1tch went as far as cursing my entire generation.... Yet he's quick to press the ban button each time they hit him with disses a bit. B1tch nigga!

I hope you didn't take a knock on the head bro.

It's a simple matter, behave like a reasonable person and you won't get into trouble

Market women emcees that can chat and argue 20 pages on thís thread without advancing FFR one single page, then wonder why bans are needed to regulate the realm. The culture of chatting and arguing you ninjas foster leads to frequent regulation and banning. More ninjas get banned in one month these days than the previous 5 years put together cos y'all aint I interested in rhymes, only chatting.

coogar:
this is what i hate about mikuz!
he has the emotional make-up of a prepubescent girl. he lets his emotions get the better of him. don't worry, i will report him to seun. he would get suspended for a month again as a mod.

i dunno why he makes life difficult for others. moderators are supposed to be anonymous - this is why airmark will always be better than kim. airmark rarely involves himself in scuffles with textcees but kim must always add drama.

i go fight this battle for you. kim is going down!

Did you investigate the reason why Warriblood was banned first?

AirborneLacer:
“I consider Van Ginkel on the same level as Kevin Strootman. He just needs continuity.” Gallani was quoted by Gazetta.

Against Udinese, the loanee had a pass completion rate of 95%, creating two chances for his teammates while finishing the match with three successful tackles in the process.

It really feels great hearing Milan's vice-president Galliani compare Ginkel to Strootman. I for one would go with such comparison, considering that both players' game is all about winning the ball, chiefly by tackling.

Then also by reading the game and intercepting and then passing to a team-mate, turning defence to attack in an instant.

This transition is a key part of our counter-attacking style of play, and I see Ginkel faring fine in it.

I'd keep a close eye on the lad's progress. I'll take the dutch over Mikel anyday anytime.

Nateevs what do you think?

Van Ginkel is nothing like Strootman. His touch is too loose. He's more a runner than a foot-on-the-ball player. Galliani is smoking crack.

Congratulobia to Lord Krone

coogar:
he's nice with it until hollow da don exposed him that his bars don't really connect & murda mook literally destroyed him with pure bars.

dayuuuuuuum, i just saw the battle of the year. 2 heavyweights prolific with hydrogen-bomb punches having a barfest.... bigg k is a problem!

I've been waiting for that Bigg K vs B Magic to drop for 3 months and I'm píssed as hell they only did 1:30 min rounds. Those are my 2 favourites.

Nonsense. And what's so special about a ninja swimming? The bros no sabi swim fast sef. At age 5, my young ones are crossing Ipukulu waterside to Amadi Creek, this one dey form Michael Phelps for NL.

obainojazz:
dude
tell me five battles i'm gonna enjoy..
wanna download dem.
tanx

Bigg K vs illmaculate
Loaded Lux vs Calicoe
Trex vs Charlie Clips
Math Hoffa vs Marvwon
DNA vs Arsonal

chic2pimp:
Fair Enough!

But Emenalo did not sign those players without the consent of the coaches or did He? Even If He did, previous coaches would have gotten rid of them if the thought they weren't good enough or no?

Leave that politics. There are several accounts of RDM telling Emenalo he needs a new midfielder whilst there is a certified report of boardroom meeting in January 2013 where Benitez argued for a central midfielder and Emenalo vetoed him leading to a serious disagreement sotay Benitez even briefed the press about it. Emenalo always protected Mikel and Ramires spots because he signed Ramires and Mikel is his brother, plus he knows nothing about central midfield play.

It's like saying Seedorf was directing team signings rather than Galliani. No manager at Chelsea had any power over team affairs until Jose.

chic2pimp:
Emenalo again? Wetin the Bobo do you nau?

Emenalo left us without a functioning central midfield for 2 years which cost us many things. I no go forget easily. If not for Jose, we would still be parading midfield of Mikel-Ramires who Emenalo designated untouchables.

nateevs:
That will include Jose Mourinho. If memory serves me right, he was here until last season and Jose still decided to part with him.

It comes from the top. Imagine Jose landing to find Oscar, De Bruyne and Mata, and he say no, I'm going with Lampard.

Besides I'm referring to 3 years ago, not today.

The main stüpid instigator is Emenalo, who would not know midfield play if it punched him in the face, a ninja who would still be parading Mikel-Ramires midfield if he had his own way.

^^^^Dats right.

@all,

Can Sunderland park the bus effectively against City on Wednesday?


@ Lampard,

The way Lampard produces in the final third just shows how foolish some stüpid people at Chelsea were 3 years ago, when they decided to relegate Lamps to a DM/substitute role and promote some brainless goats to play the AM position only to see Frankie still outproduce them attacking wise.

Vote open to all Phoenix members. Things moving slow.

Nihilist:
Ledley was definitely extremely intelligent, but he was made of glass.

I heard he was having weekly injections into his knee towards the end of his career. Probably the only reason I'll discount his 'brute' status.

But was Sol Campbell intelligent? I seem to remember him as a Mangala style defender though

Ledley was an intelligent 'animal', nigga so intelligent that when his knee cartilage eroded, he played Premierleague for 7 years without training. He swims in the swimming pool Monday-to-Friday, then plays match on Saturday.

Sol was positionally excellent. You can't catch him out of position.

barackohandso:
No be luck oh. Na mistakes from alonso and boateng yes but superb finishing by aguero

Yaya is quality but city is still dangerous without him. They won 2011 EPL with yaya at AFCON remember?

No they didn't cos there was no AFCON in 2011.

barackohandso:
They beat bayern without yaya

Na luck. Bayern whooped them silly with 10 men, and even 2 youth players in their side.

Besides na Yaya runs through our midfield I dey fear, which is what made us park the bus at Etihad. We can push forward better without the fear of Yaya counterattacking us.

Nihilist:
That Mangala is a scam though...

Has there ever been a big brute who was also an intelligent defender?

Someone with say Ferdinand's brain and Mangala's physique?

Ledley King, definitely

Jaap Stam and Sol Campbell were also intelligent defensively although without finesse on the ball.

No worries, we play them at the Bridge end of January when Yaya will be at Afcon,

Why the fück did Koeman bring on Yoshida and push Aldeweireld into the midfield? Suicide tactics.

Lampard finishes the game off with a typical strike