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Darkrebel:
this is darmie

Darkrebel:
this is Demisha....

Hehehehe. Na this kain posts dem go use wire you with personals.

Iceskidd:
lmao. And i believed

What's so unbelievable about it? Since you ask, I do have a first class Bsc in Maths w/ Econs and an MSc in Applied Mathematical Modelling and Computational Algorithms. Naeto C ain't the only MC with MSc.

Iceskidd:
I read one ibime ffr verse where he said he got a first class and m.s.c in maths. If that is true ehn. Dammn

Guilty as charged.

coogar:
he's not battled in 12 years....
he will not know which bars are generic or which isn't & this is exactly why i expected diz to crush cass cos cass should normally struggle with the new era of battling.

well, diz gave an interview after the brawl & admitted he was sloppy & cass was smoother & cleaner with his bars. he gave excuses that he woulda won clearly on the first day & loads of other shyte people like us will never know was going on - he was referring to street gangs interfering with the battle behind the curtain.

diz is bítch-made - he always moans!

The dude is so bytch-made, after the second round, he was screaming "I have all the information, I have all the information". . . .this is battle rap. . . fork is he, a detective or something?. . . . unstable bytch azz nigga. . .

Just watched the Diz vs Cass battle

Cass came with a lot of generic rhymes but still enough to take the battle cos Diz is corny

1st round - Cass
2nd round - Diz clearly
3rd round - Cass

Y'all wanna hear a funny story. The sponsor of the #Ether event, Alki David was born in Nigeria and his family owned Leventis Supermarket chain.

Nihilist:
So you bought downing in the end?

Not at the expense of Siggy though!

Ipukulu Marines on the 1st page for the first time this season.

Abeg make una help me break one bottle of palmi there.


The storm is coming! Top ten by end of January!

lalaboi:
Ibime leading by a point. .
I dont know where FPL got the 2 bonus points they dashed Downing. . .
I have Clyne. That nigga must bring in 2 points. . . atleast. . . Or. . . ..

I've got the third highest points this week, and I just happen to be playing you!

I would have beat any other ninja.

Clyne to get a red card please.

Ruudie, stop loading this page with data. We've opened a new page yet you are still spamming. If you post one more video here, the MOD will hand you a ban.

coogar:
it was a big haymaker but one line shouldn't win an entire round. so i can spit one huge haymaker & spit fillers for the remainder of a round & éxpect to win?

both of them did great, don't get me wrong - i just don't see how you can call a winner from one view. watch it again & see the delayed crowd reaction in b-magic's bars. they were catching em bars after about 6 secs it was spat.

conceited got the wordplay & personals. his wordplay(slow it downs) were fire.....but this isn't about wordplay/personal. this was a punchline battle & i think magic punched the fück out of conceited.

B Magic has always been my no2 behind Bigg K, plus I've always hated Conceited so if I say Conceited took that battle, it takes a lot to say that.

He had at least 3 big haymakers in the first round alone plus many decent wordplays throughout the battle whilst Con didn't land any true haymakers just good steady punches. See as Smack was jumping for that Beyonce line

coogar:
bwahahahaha

ibime gotta be kidding me...

b-magic

•con dough will get taken, that’s a foreclosure!
•you punching without landing, you shadow-boxing
•this bïtch is getting fücked behind these bars, conjugal visit
•testifying is the only time he's lifting the 5th
•i keep the beef fresh, i brought some alumin for you

b-magic is a problem in battle rap. he punches quality, not necessarily quantity. he's without doubt the punchline king!

The Beyonce line alone bodybagged the first round for Conceited.

coogar:
meanwhile, smack URL crept behind these clowns to release the battle of the century - the punchline title between b-magic & conceited. if you watch this battle & you don't have goosebumps & tears coming out of your eyes with the high level of creativity displayed by both battlers then go back to elementary school.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVdSmt0TrWA

this is the best barfest battle in the entire 21st century. i gave it magic 2-1 but you could argue con 2-1.

what are your thoughts?

I got this 1-0 to Conceited with the 2nd and 3rd round a tie.

Now I know Bigg K is the best puncher in the game cos he 3-0'd B Magic at 'Duel in the desert' and 3-0'd Conceited last night also.

chrisley024:
Cahill was obviously at fault for the 1st goal. Free Mikel jare.

chrisley024:
No, it's Mikel's fault
Party continua

coded01:
No mind dem jare, always shifting blame...
Abi na Mikel la-go again!

This is why I said when Mikel is on pitch, everybody gets blamed. Cahill obviously failed to cut out the cross effectively - that's a normal unlucky ricochet that happens in football. . . . .but there's no grevious sin than a ninja failing to track his man.


Can someone please tell me what Mikel is doing running to the wing below. Cisse is in front of him. Ivanovic and Cahill have Ameobi and Cissokho covered, yet Mikel vacates the centre to run to the wing to help them, allowing Cisse to run through and score.



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Emaprince:
fill me in bro..every site I visited last night were all slow as mess..I slept off and yet to hear anything about it.

Just follow the links the people provided.

Apart from Cassidy spitting weak bars, he brought a team of hecklers that threw Dizaster off his game. Dizaster was also wack and kept arguing through his battle. To top it off, fire Marshalls cut the event after one round so we didn't get round 2 or 3.

Dizaster vs Cassidy was straight trash!

chic2pimp:
You suppose watch am o. Shearer was on his case big time.

We get eyes. For the first goal, Mikel is running with Cisse, 2 seconds later, Cisse is in the box scoring, Mikel is 5 yards outside the box strolling. Old man.

chic2pimp:
Ibime go like this one wella. Mikel getting pummeled on Match Of The Day

I no watch am jare. . .

That Diz vs Cass PPV website is running so slow. . . .

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I'm giant and tall/ Sharp shooter. . . I could hit a fly on the wall/
When these guns clapping. . .they bring the roof down. . . like Silas and Paul!/
Max best not call my name. . . unless he trying to fall/
I will literally nail his pupils to a bladder. . . so he can keep his eye on the ball!/
Prince my dawg. . . lemme say it again/ I take him as kin/
I won every category. . .but his punches were ahead. . . so I gave him the win/
Niggas gave Krone the W. . . cos they hating the King/
but any clown who claim he won on punches. . . will get grazed on the chin/
So if Max run his lip, he'll be heartlessly slaughtered/ when I carve him in quarters/
If he think we in the same boat. . . I'll have him 'jumping ship'. . . even if there's sharks in the water/
We ain't mates. . . I'm leisurely with flows and rhymes/ I make dough and shine/
Been busy buying another house. . . so fück if my battles didn't blow your mind/
In a week, I'm going back to Cuba/ Eating Camarones while you munching on cassava tubers/
So if he call my name, I'ma smack the junior/ cos even niggas from Winners Chapel know Max a loser/
I spill rotten flames/ Could pay your pops salary 10 times. . . yet you still dropping names/
I even make 'cash on my sickbed'. . . . that's 'ill gotten gains'!!/
while you scratch and borrow/ trapped in sorrow/ writing raps that's hollow/
First you'll get stabbed with bottles. . . then like 'good role models'. . . I got hard axe to follow!!/
Max is an irrelevant dude/ he ain't my level. . . let's tell him the truth/
I flatten your house like SCOAN. . . if I'm tryna 'level with you'!/
If he believe his fake hype/ I'll scare his living daylights . . .then beat him till the daylight/
In the morning, witnesses reported that he fell from a great height!/
This 'shark' doesn't play nice/ I'm Napoleon and Alexander to this gày dýke/
No need to mention Malcolm and Martin . . . he already scared of the 'Great Whites'!/
He'll take flight!/ . . .cos I'll have him quaking in his boots!/
I uproot Max, dust him down. . . and shake him to his roots!/
every punch hurts cos what I'm saying is the truth/
Years from now. . .he'll tell stories like Mallam Ilya. . . about the beatings Bis gave him in his youth!/



oNe

Event starts in 3 hours. . . . e be like say I go purchase pay-per-view for the first time. . . .

Noah13:
Overrated English Midget!

He's got natural talent, but no brains nor sense of danger and no care of the ball. The ninja will be dribbling himself in his own half.

No curse the boy too much sha, remember his pops is Nigerian

Ross Barkley is a clown. He's already lost the ball about 20 times in just 30 mins.

Overskill na him kill monkey

coogar:
there's pretty little he can do - the ref ruined the game with that dodgy penalty. milner didn't even complain he was brought down & the ref's view was obstructed.

His Central midfield right now is a sluggish Barry, an attack minded Barkley and old man Eto.

Yet Hibbert is still on the pitch and Coleman is playing right-wing.

He's just opened up the midfield for City.

He should have taken off Hibbert and Eto for Barkley and McGeady

Martinez is just naive.

City better lose this game cos their next games are easy with or without Aguero.

nateevs:
Hurray! Aguero is crocked.

FPL managers are not smiling!

Answer could also be 18 if we are increasing in powers of 2.

Callum Chambers yielding negative points today.

Missing! Missing! Missing!

Police are looking for Pataki who is missing after leaving the party on the Chelsea thread too early. He had barely arrived at the Chelsea party when he had to leave early owing to "problems at home". Mr Pataki has not been seen since. If you happen to run into this man, please remind him that guests are waiting for him at his home to kick-off the party he was supposed to be hosting.

Noah13:
Although Mikel didn't put up a 5-star performance today, he shouldn't be blamed for the goals conceded.

We owe those goals to mistakes from both Cahill and Luis.

But the mistake which lead to the second goal was so un-called for, Luis after seeing both CBs and the GK going for the ball, should know that he ought to man his position.

But chose to also chase the ball, give Cisse enough space to take the shot.

Every time Mikel is on the pitch, we start looking for defenders to blame when we inevitably lose.. It's Cech, no it's Cahill, no it's ivanovic, no Terry done old, no Lampard done old.

When Matic is on the pitch, nobody gets blamed - we win the game without arguments.

It's the Mikel effect - a wack DM who slows the game down, who leaves his defense open to attack whilst strolling ten yards up pitch leaving Chelsea fans to argue about which defender caused the goal.

nateevs:
No you musn't. If Ramires and Mikel are not even good enough to start against the likes of Leicester, Burnley, QPR, Villa then what are they flipping doing on the squad. Don't get me wrong, I cannot stand seeing Ramires on the ball and seeing the way Mikel was bouncing with his kata kata legs today annoyed me a bit. I do not like Salah. Very poor player and Schurlle makes Kalou look like Maradona. That said, it is a squad game.

All these guys must feature. Primarily because of the way we play. The intensity is crazy and our top guys need a rest.

You will see Villa, QPR and co turn to Sunderland and Newcastle the minute Mikel and Ramires step on pitch. Abi you done forget?

There's no resting Fab and Matic.

Schurrle has been ill hence Willian is not resting.

Costa was resting midweek and the international break, so was Fabregas.

Even Azpi has been resting in Europe for Luiz.

Forget that matter, Mikel and Ramires simply need to go, then you'll get ninjas that are good enough to allow Matic and Fabregas to rest and even save their energy in games with defensive substitutions.