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Donkey Ramires just cost me 3 extra FPL points for Fab4 assist

Jose should allow some boys rest now.

I dunno why West Ham didn't start with Song.

Cooooooooooostaaaaaa!!!!

Make una score again jare so Matic, Fabregas and Hazard can rest. Next game is in 2 days.

Teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrryyyy!!!

These boys should hurry up and score make we relax. We've had many openings, Oscar wasting the best opportunity.

Where is our Chelsea no10 on this list?

There is no midfielder like Xavi. Iniesta always lived off Xavis work. Xavi controlled, dictated and created, Iniesta was the dribbler who looked sleek without having the same effect, and has been unable to have effect since Xavis ankles gave way.

Stopping us seems farfetched/ my goons will start stalking and slaughter such hater/
Bullets will lift your @ss and have you blown over mars...but I ain't talking the former dutch player/


BARS!!

I need to make time out to read the cypher over this Christmas period.

mikuz:
Ibimi how far? Where you dey since? Drop christmas cypher na.

Leave that ting. I've got in-laws staying at my place this Christmas. Since morning na jollof and moimoi I dey cook.

^^^^Nice verse! Funny ish. I've got that hip, hip hooray pun on my sketches somewhere but you beat me to it.

See Raumdeuter my perennial bytch mocking my name.

I swear by the hair of my chinny chin chin, Raumdeuter shall finish below me once again this year.

How I want start read everybody verse now? I dey come.

Nice result against Stoke. I never watch match. If we are top by new Years day, the league is ours.

We have completed all out trips to the North except Hull away.

City, Everton, Liverpool, United, Stoke, Sunderland, Burnley and Newcastle all played away. No trip further than Leicester remaining, except for Hull.

City have a good run this Christmas period but if we stay ahead of them come January 1st, our fixtures should see us home from there.

Emaprince:
Mtcheeeeeew!!!...smh!...ibime have not logged in since 15th..I hope all is well with him though..and coogar is pullling out..plus mikuz?..I'm dissapointed mehn!..and I have their nicks somewhere in my verse..what's the point?...smh

I dey on hols jare. Flying back tomorrow. Na today I just dey purchase WiFi

Darkrebel:
thanks bro.

i have a question for you though.. dont get offended, just answer abeg.

you grew up in Nigeria...stayed long in Britain...so how come you rap in American accent?

I started rapping in Nigeria with American accent like all Nigerians. I rap in British accent as well, depends on the audience.

Darkrebel:
no!! someone posted the link to Money Lover-the one you used shawn carter's instrumental.
am only asking if it is the same krayola that was on nairaland that you featured in that song-- ...that's why i singled out that peju/ilupeju line to help you remember.

so....is it the same krayola?

Oh, I no see your post. Yes of course, theres only one Krayola.

Check him out below.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ur2e1VMmlY&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Darkrebel:
answer my question.. is it the same krayola

Where you see Krayola? Has he released something recently?

mikuz:
Darkrebel is wack . . .

I'm the real ddopest on earth/ nothing from this weak hommie is worth/
Hes the type who begs for bread whenever I'm hosting a mirth/
. . so next time he says he 'rides a gravy train' . . Ill have his brains blown to a birthe!/

I don tire for English sef, I wan rap like this to show say I dey versatile/
I sure say this verse really dey versatile cos I pen the verse at isle/
If I no like ya rude brothers/ I go drive pass new corpers/
. . then reverse come back to set the 4 of them to fight with two mortars/
Niggas too dey critisize punches thats why I wan try infuse stunners/
To show say to go ham na childs like few toddlers/
I wan buy part of Lag add to Ph that's why I dey price Idumota/
I sure say Fashola go sell if I pass am palm wine and 2 dollars/
I call any chick wey pass, I no be 'Saraki' but niggas claim say I be 'Boo caller'/
Conji been hold me wella for school sotey I begin chyke my school mother/
If you dey broke I go tell anybody wey owe you cash to wait/
. . then tell am to go mmasturbate/ say I wan first attend mass to bathe/
See, I don grow pass to date/
I dey ready to marry the next chick I see wey rock black low waist/
For school I no dey ever carry first for class debate/
Once e don reach my turn to yarn, I go tell the jugdes to wait make I first flash my babe/
My girl call me to yarn say she don gain admission to Futo/
I just laugh come tell her say "I'm missing your foot o"/
She come be like " what kinda talk is that"?/
I yarn her say thats just the fact/ say Nepa bring light pops come say make I change face I come tell am say I "lost my mask"/
I toast one babe, I tell her say I was born in Europe plus I hail from Camelot/
So say make she give me her mail and digits cos I like her pass ma dog/
She come say her name na Gwen and she dey wireless that's why she like 'LANS alot'/
I don decide to dey give BJ to statements cos I no longer wan blow grammer/
One guy yarn say I no fit make am 'keep mum' I come vex kidnap en old father/
I go harder/
no rapper fit flow smarter/ so cower/ haha/

I know you wrote this straight after listening to Yaylow.

@OP,

That's an albino baby humpback whale.

A very rare find especially as it has albinism.

City so lucky thís season. All their injuries are coming whilst they play Leicester, Burnley and co.

Ramires is just a disgusting footballer

Ramires comes on, the match turns to playground football. I run till I lose the ball, then you run till you lose the ball.

Bring Schurrle on jare!!!

Lampard personal mission to win the league for City this season. A ninja who Emenalo tried to 'plan out' of Chelsea 3 years ago.

Dope verses from Slib and Rebel!!!

I laff taya

That's why I love Schurrle. Mr no nonsense man - straight for the goal!

Do yall know Schurrle is in the top10 for goals-per- minute in Premierleague history?

Noah13:
Ake is injured.

As for Lewis, i no even no were dat one dey. He hardly dey bench self.

And what's wrong with Christensen?

This is the time he should be sending Fabregas on warm weather holiday for 1 week. He is not playing this weekend and do we really need him against Derby? I think not.

How far for Lewis Baker and Nathan Ake?

This is disappointing

coogar:
i dunno why the frequency of battles should take priority over quality of battles. i could battle loonat11k 25 times in one year and claim i am the king of the jungle. kim's made his list & only battles between the people in the top 5 count as top-tier battle. if we use kim's criterion, you only had 2 top-tier battles all year. i had 3!!!

Like I said, I don't want to get into old debate. . . . 75% of your verse against Mikuz was bitten, that's a fact. I ain't got time to go into it. Bender said "like Alcatraz inmates, you are behind the worst bars possible", you changed it to "like Kuje prison detainees, you are behind the worst bars possible". Same with the Arsonal pun and 10 other puns you used in that battle. Let's not awake sleeping dogs, let it go.

Secondly, I could give shyte about NL top netcee list. You battled Sid and Me this year. I battled Prekky, Mikuz, You, U3, EmaPrince and Krone. Now you are telling me Sid is heavyweight but EmaPrince and U3 aren't? Besides, I no dey drag issue with you. I'm on resting period. I can battle every week if I feel like it.

Like I said before, only Ksslib, Darkrebel and Jigsaw deserve to get accolades this year, the rest of us are either semi-retired or too busy chatting on chatroom instead of dropping Bars on FFR.

coogar:
the battle against mik had no single bitten verse from it. kim Kardashian angle, fadeyi oloro angle, fabrice muamba angle, chibok/C4 angle, etc are all scripted from the poison pen of coogar. you cannot find them anywhere. y'all bullies can keep battling the newbies but those kinda brawls are worth less than a steamy pile of shyte.

75% of that verse was bitten. . . many of those puns from Bender in particular and one from Arsonal. . . but no need to get into it, let sleeping dogs lie.

Darkrebel, Ksslib and Jigsaw were the most consistent in dropping bars, the rest just chatters although Darkrebel did plenty chatting as well, he brought many bars also.

Oldies şuch as myself, Mikuz and Emaprince were slowing down this year.

Coogar cannot make any list for dropping 2 legitimate verses in the year (against Sid and Me). His verse against Mikuz. . . well, I don't want to open old arguments but 75% of that verse was bitten.