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Games like thís, Felipe Luis should be brought on at left back to use the width, while Schurrle should be brought on to hug the right wing.

Gus dey like pour sand sand inside our garri sha. On to the next one. . ..

Oya score now!

Lets try Schurrle jare. One more goalscorer on the pitch.

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I make my enemies my 'footstool'. . . .so it’s perfectly clear/ when I murder this queér/. . . .that Krone is now a part of the 'furniture' here!/ The streets put a word in my ear/ saying Krone is a 'problem'. . . till I split him in half. . . cos I got a 'burden' to share!/

I torch this stranger/ Phoenix protect him a lot when he caught in danger/ cos FYH bodied him. . . but crew votes prevented him from falling major/ cos in that final, his key bored us to death . . . till we suffered organ failure!/

Before battling, you best sign this short disclaimer/ before me and my lawyers break your will. . . in our torture chambers/ My wealth got mental problems. . . that’s mad money. . . so I'm balling major!/ while Krone goes begging 'hat in hand'. . . cos thís 'fool's cap'. . . is short of paper!/

Broke nigga holding quarters/ while I’m drinking out of golden saucers/ even 'Highlife Musicians' know I spend Euros and Pounds when patrolling borders/ . . . but one punch will give him a 'fat eye'. . . if the fág lie . . . that he 'roll in dollars'!!/ (Fatai Rolling Dollar)

Y'all know thís pest is dumb/ he went on "Who wants to be a millionaire". . . and got the first question wrong!/ My X-men kidnapped Krone for tryna test the don/ Wolverine wanted to kill him. . . I said it’s best to shun/ forbade Sabretooth from harming him. . . . and didn’t say yes to Storm/ but when Juggernaut asked permission to headbutt Krone. . . .I gave him the nod. . . cos his head is strong!!/

Krone met a fine dame. . . slút called Rachel/ Swept him off his feet. . . and jumped the broom. . .cos the love was stable/ Got her pregnant. . .and pops was grateful/ for the coming natal/ but as soon as doctors cut the navel. . . I stoned the baby to death . . . cos y’all know . . . I'm the 'hand that rocks the cradle'!!!/

He boasting that we should already give him the victory/ cos same thing Prince did to Ibi/ is what he’ll visit against me/ Hear him. . . . "facing Bis is no sweat". . . until he saw Bis . . . . and started 'wiping his brows'. . . like he 'deleting internet history'!/

I’m whooping the slave/ for acting stúpid and brave/ cos he won’t back down. . . . when I tell the dude to behave/ so he’ll die where he stands. . . cos if he 'dig his heels in'. . . . I got no choice but to leave a foot in the grave!/

He’s actually shít/ Before this battle, I ain’t practice a bit/ cos the fág is a bítch/ that I’d smack with the back of my wrist/ plus I'll beat the black off his áss. . . .and flog him till he light-skinned. . . . cos I'm here to give him a fair crack of the whip!/

I’m warning dude/ since I hate his guts. . . I’ll stab his stomach. . .till I see blood pouring through/ and his village will hear the galling news/ I aint talking 'water on leaves'. . . but when I write home about Krone . . .his family tree. . . will have some 'mourning due'!!/

Titled himself "Chief Judge". . . now he acting a snob/ so I'm slapping this yob/ for yapping his gob/ Either we force the tyre down his neck like an African mob/ . . . or take machetes to his office. . . and have him axed from his job!!!/

Nat Turner!/ I put this pússy through the widow. . .like a cat burglar/ I planned to set fire to Krone. . . but I got lazy like a bad worker/ But I'm tired of procrastinating! . . . so without further ado. . . I’ma put him on the back burner!!/

Niggas know my hammer is mean/ You'll see 'E knock' his father on the head. . . then I'm cracking his spleen/ The old man holding on to last breath. . .while his family scream. . ."it's alright, Daddy Go! ". . .cos his life can't be 'redeemed'!!!/

I made Prince cry fowl. . . when I did the animal scheme/ cos I could punch with mammals and beasts/ on the land or the sea/ For example, Ani and 3/ were both piranhas that I handed defeat/ Beat Thunderstorm and made that killer 'wail' . . . when he ran into me/
Fried Mikuz, Glacierz and Coog. . . .plus other sharks that paddle the deep/ and when things reached 'boiling point' with Prekky, I had him for tea/ cos as an Ijawman. . . cooking seafood is a standard routine/ but if Krone think he a 'different kettle of fish'. . . I'ma eat him. . . when he's finished 'gathering steam'!!/

So don’t make this red devil vex/ cos my tech settle vets/ and make thís Head rebel rest/
Battle me?. . . you just lost your life trying. . . but everyone will say you did your 'dead level' best!!/


oNe

Flow - Ice (he brought some mad in-rhymes, check the first 4 bars)
Rhymes - Jig (his word selection is always excellent in his multis)
Wordies - Ice (ice ill, pun in ten did vs ddikseci)
Punches - Tie (Jig was ahead, but the nobody can like your shid like NL guest pulled this level)
Personals - Tie
Metas - Tie
Opener - Jig
Closer - Ice, clearly.


MVGT: ICE

Jig is too good and too technically excellent to be losing battles but he lacks creativity in his punching. He's more of an audio emcee.

Sneeze. . .

kr0ne:
Mikuz, abeg create our thread. Krone vs Ibime, 4pm tomorrow. 32 lines?

Check

My vote goes to Mikuz as well for the same reasons the other have stated.

Who's thís Talsima guy chatting crap all over the place?

Every Chelsea fan knows that sharp wingers can get at lvanovic e.g. Diego Someone specifically uses Turan Arda to target Ivanovic like in the Supercup.

On the other hand, wingers no dey fit beat Azpi,

Ya lines laughable/ and ya styles fallible/
He gets arraigned in a kangaroo court . . to be executed by wild animals!!/ - Mikuz

nitlad:
Mister Man you better shut up. After you came here to blatantly lie about the line-up to try and make it seem as though Bayern fielded an under-strength team, meanwhile you paraded your strongest possible 11. Opuro jati-jati!

That was the starting line-up. It was basically a weakened team and they still outplayed City with 10 men.

I attended the match, Boateng played very well actually bar the giveaway.

Actually he was the most confident defender on pitch.

Kompany was horrendous. I'm starting to believe thís ninja living off good press cos he's been shocking for about 18 months.

Alonso was man of the match for Bayern. What a fùcking player! Giveaway regardless, nobody could touch him on that pitch.

Benat got the intelligence of a central midfielder

Hjorgberg, I can't decide if he played well or not. He seemed to be a reluctant midfielder, always trying to go forward, but then again the midfield fell apart when he went off.

City are mediocre all round.

barackohandso:
Mourinho pours scorn on Chelsea's Champions League win under Di Matteo

I smell jealousy!

kr0ne:
U dey find person wey u go kill
But I can't fight you during weekdays o. Except on Friday or Saturday

Saturday it is!

BTW, Prince and Prints are homophones. . .

Right, on to the next one:

I would like to spar Krone then Loona in that order.


Call out:

KRONE!

SailorXY:



abeg all polytechnic students line up, on a single file please

That was aimed at my Chelsea brother who attended a glorified Polytechnic, yet forming Einstein on Nairaland. . . it flew over his head!

@ Nihilist,

I've been fighting Ramires since 2010/2011 when Chelsea fans thought he was the best thing since sliced bread. Believe you me, he was the golden boy then - the Oscar of his time.

A40:
Chale you have been smoking too much Tical! For starters I never said Brendan was better than Jose! I said he had achieved more with what he had last season! And I stick to that story. Are you not the one that claimed Liverpool had the better squad? If that is the case why has the absence of one player brought them to their knees. Why are you contradicting yourself?

Be honest nigga, only a playerhater will compare JM to his wives like Brendan and Pellegrini.

You took advantage of Jose controlling a weak team to promote Brendan and Pellegrini and throw shade on JM. Players come and go, but managers abilities don't change.

Exactly 11 months ago I told you Liverpool team is better equipped than Chelseas based on only 2 factors - Suarez and Sturridge being head and shoulders above Chelsea strikers and Liverpool midfielders being better than Mikel and Ramires.

Today neither Ramires or Mikel are in the Chelsea 11 and neither Suarez nor Sturridge play for Liverpool, and the difference is clear. Do you think JM would allow Liverpool slide to bottom half of the table if given Liverpool's current team? Never!

So don't go comparing legends to minions just because JM was stuck with some duds in key positions while Brendan landed Suarez bonanza.

Only the biggest playerhater would dare even compare them knowing Jose had performed wonders witha lesser team ie Porto

Nihilist:
What I find strange even got the sport section is someone trying to win an argument solely on the premise that he 'knows his footie'

I'm not even worried about insults and that, but Ibime can you please just make a submission based on facts?

Dayo for example, says Goetze is better than Oscar and backs his position with facts before throwing in the insult..

You just dey abuse anyhow without dropping no facts. That just makes you look silly

If you want facts and figures, go and meet Coogar, he will give you enough facts and figures why Torres is the best striker since Eusebio.

Imagine me giving facts and figures to a nigga who could not do simple division.

Imagine a nigga who was screaming like a castrated banshee and calling JM all names under the Sun for dropping Mata for Oscar, coming back to preach to me the tactical strengths of Oscar - like a 5 year old who just discovered something new and can't wait to tell everybody about it. Young ninjas just now seeing what their elders have seen with their eyes closed.

Ninjas so tactically inept, they tell you that Mikel and Ramires are competent while JT and Cahill need replacing. What facts do I have to discuss with şuch people?

These Polytechnic students should stop deceiving themselves that they are smart by bandying facts and speaking grammar on Nairaland as if it makes up for their lack of intelligence or their poor football intuition.

It's no long ting, just the same old arguments on replay. It is only a matter of time before the foolish get seperated from the wise. In time, they will drop their old arguments and pick up new ones - just like niggas who spewed the same crap when I told em Mata, Luiz, Ramires and Mikel are weak links.

So save the tactical lectures about Oscar for your 3 year old nieces. Every nigga knows if a top class central midfielder comes in alongside Matic şuch as Koke, Witsel etc, the weakest link will go! No tactical lecture will save a midfield of Oscar, Fabregas and Matic from being given the runaround by the likes of Bayern. Take out Oscar for a good central midfielder and Chelseas midfield will dine at the top table with the best in Europe.

AirborneLacer:
This is where you start pissing me off.

Come out clean and tell the world the views I held with regards to Fab prior to his signing.

I had my reasons and they were valid reasons, don't you even think of cherry-picking or lying on top my head, I don't wanna hurl insults at you IB.

Now to the main issue. You're of the opinion that Mata and Ozil are passengers.

I guess this is b'cos they don't get to run around the pitch, bullying mates off the ball and winning tackles.

Now making a case for the duo, I'd have to remind you that they're fine AMs who rack up assists with ease, whose vision and creativity are above par. Ibime I'd love to remind you that the duo have got everything you believe Oscar lacks.

But to you they're still passengers.

Now if you deem both lads to be passengers, isn't it obvious that all you want is someone who works for the team, someone who isn't a passenger?

Mou sold Mata the passenger and gave you Oscar - a player who has got what Mata and even Ozil lacks, but lo and behold, you think he is a ninny who lacks vision - same attribute Mata-the-passenger possessed.

Tell me if that isn't confusion being played out by you on HD?

See Uncle you cant have it all. Ozil, Mata and Oscar are nice attacking midfielders who'd do just fine in different systems of play.

As it stands, we really need Oscar in our team. Flicksters like Gotze and Sterling you've been hailing all year long can't even carry out the special job Oscar is meant to do in every of our game.

Emboaba isn't too good, we all know that, but he isn't useless. He's a lad who works for the team and who executes the gaffer's match-day plan perfectly, I expect you to respect that.

I told you nigga, you don't know your thumb from your elbow pitting Fabregas with Mata and Ozil.

Shush when football heads are talking. I told you Mata and Ozil are passengers and they proved it. I told you Fab4 is needed at Chelsea and he proved it.

Imagine a dumb nigga who was wrong on both Fab4 and Mata trying to use them to prove a point against a nigga who was right on both counts? Aba-made logic from an Aba man!

A clown who doesn't know his thumb from his elbow to the extent of describing Sterling and Gotze as passengers. I guess you were in Asa vicinity when Sterling was playing wing back. A hardworking nigga like Sterling who is hardly ever caught wrongside of his opposing fullback. Nigga you cant know your thumb from your elbow.

As for that other busybody nigga who keeps seeking my attention with his every post, stick to rugby homie!

When you know your footie, you don't need to listen to clowns.

I was a clown when I was 'hating' on Mata, Ramires, Mikel etc, years before it became cool to hate on them.

Imagine a ninja who opposed Fabregas signing and thought Mata was best thing since sliced bread asking me why I think Mata is a passenger and Fabregas is not? Imagine that - when I'm the one who called it right. A ninja who does not know his thumb from his elbow.

BTW, I was just passing through to speak on two haters from Bayern who were comparing Jose to Brendan when a busybody nigga accosted me about Sterling - thinking because Liverpool are struggling, he can use that to prove Sterling is inferior to Oscar - only to find Sterlings level of contribution is the same in a team in the bottom half.

BTW, I want to ask the ninjas in the house - if the Koke deal goes through, who would be the nigga to be dropped? Would it be Matic or Fab4? Nah! We all know where the weakest link is - in other words, he's just plugging the gap until real niggas arrive!

oNe

I'm surprised at the votes being so one sided, TBH. I could have voted for Prince if I was a neutral.

Apart from the Nemanja Matic and Third mainland lines, his verse should be used as a classic textbook example on how to land heavyweight punches.

Nihilist:
Based on?

Why can't he replicate his form post Suarez?

You ain't talking to no nitwits here.

Oscar 3 goals, 3 assists in EPL

Sterling 3 goals, 3 assists in EPL

One playing for the best team, the other playing for a team in the bottom half.

Replicate gini, the niggas form is on point in a struggling team.

Nihilist:
Where you not the one telling us that Sterling is a better 10 than Oscar?
Not knowing that Sterling was living off Suarez(Movement and Intelligence) whilst Oscar was making do with Torres

Sterling is a better no10 than Oscar.

Dhellake:
Liverpool losing again 3-1 to palace, Rodgers might just be the first coach to get the sack

They told us Rodgers is better than JM, not knowing he was living off Suarez whilst JM was making do with Torres

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I’m Aladdin with the flow/ He tryna challenge with the pros/ but Prekky whooped him. . . . last time he tried to battle for the throne/
so any beating 'Ib add on'. . . . should let the fággot nigga know/. . . that you can’t compare Prince . . . .to Alaafin of Oyo!/

They gon’ welcome the homie in heaven/ when I 'send Prince home'. . . like Ghana coach did to Kevin!/
cos he can’t fit my boots. . . . and if he try the 'cap size'. . . I’ll have him playing with the fishes. . . .in 'Ocean’s 11'!!/

Black Canaanite/ I aim on sight/ Even if he carry guns. . . my sabre knife/ will take his life/
I’ll only bring a blade to fight. . . . and have the pússy running with two double barrels . . . . he’s Shelley-Ann Fraser-Pryce!/

You better wave the white towel!/ This Carl Lewis vs Mike Powell/ A lame duck against a night owl/
He on a wild goose chase. . . .where Kite's prowl/ . . .but I rule the roost . . . so when you lose. . . . don't cry fowl!/

The weak crony/ spit phony/ Every shot he take 'go miss'. . . .I’m Wilf Bony!/
His girl suck fifteen homies/. . . . she’s the village headmaster. . . .he’s Giringory!/

The hómo's mum/ named him Emmanuel. . . . like he's Jehovah's chosen one/ but we know she’s dumb/
. . so one punch will make her 'come to her census'. . . .like Mary’s trip to Bethlehem. . . .to bear Joseph’s son!/

I beat the nigga till he navy blue/ force your mouth open. . . .then shove a grenade in you/
and when it detonate, his body will scatter. . . and leave Prince everywhere. . . . like Ksslib’s shoe!/ (prints)

Emaprince:
Personally,I've never had any bad experience in the hands of women maybe cos I'm not a woman freak too..I've dated only one woman in my life. . .distance parted us and since then,I've been celibate and chasing my money..I'm happy with the result!

He celebrate . . . being celibate. . . I’m fascinated/ Before this battle, I had sex. . . .he másturbated/ Ema has been emasculáted/
He shout "Team püssy free!". . . well, his name’s Emmanuel. . . . even his conception was Immaculated!!/

Real G’s already calculated. . . that love don’t cost a penny/ Claim you chasing money over püssy. . . . like it’s bought with levy/
but begging for recharge card on FFR. . . shows your pockets empty/ cos Ema don’t prosper. . . .like weapons formed against me!!/

Broke nigga! . . . his whole future’s etched in sorrow/ If he don’t beg today, he’ll beg tomorrow/
I thought the nigga was from Queensbridge . . . . the way he rep the 'borrow'!/

So if he say he getting money, he talking búll/. . . and if he say he a big baller. . . . that simply means his bálls is full/ I’m a blind student. . . .that means, I’m taking dog to school!/ And since Ema’s a 'knit wit'. . . . I brought needles . . . . to stitch his brain full of 'cotton wool'!/

Niggas see my Hublot. . . they like "Nice watch, man!"/ Jon Snow of Nairaland. . . I’m in the Knights watch man/
Ema ain’t a Prince, nor a Knights watch man. . . .he’s just a "nice watchman". . . . .according to his abóki colleagues . . . . who are night watchmen!/
At night, he watch men. . . . while I’m boning ladies/ and he’s also my chauffer ladies!/
So when I send him to pick you up. . . you'll know it's Ema. . .cos his image doesn’t match. . . with the chrome Mercedes!/

I rose from Hades/. . . my Excalibur from Avalon/ My soldiers slay gees/ like Eragon/ when the battles on/
so if Prince go against the King. . . they’ll chop his head from a tree. . . .I’m David. . . he’s Absalom!/

I run marathon/ from Aragon/ . . . Your bars most filler/ Whichever verse this 'stan field'. . . .I'm 'Marlo’s' killer!/
And we’ll see if his heart hold liver/ when I spark those triggers/ I’m Samson. . . . I bring the whole stadium down. . . .when I shake Kano Pillars!!/


oNe

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coogar:
he's only started 6 of those games - your statistics are always dubious.

So hes already found his way to his natural position on the bench?

Dhellake:
And Torres himself still thinks he can be the Top scorer in serie A

The season is a third done and he's on 1 goal. At this rate he will finish the season with 3 goals.

raumdeuter:
That's exactly who Chelsea need.

Rdm Benitez avb Carlotti should take Torres to the court of arbitration for ruining their hardwork

Inzaghi the next manager to be sacked by Torres

1 goal in 11 matches for Fernando Torres at AC Milan

Chic2pimp must be loving it. Anumannu!

chic2pimp:
Debosky Dobodobo nah u dey criticise Wenger for TALKSPORTS so?

Hahahaha. I been dey listen to that guy sef.

See defending!

Wenger is not a coach!