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AirborneLacer:

And you forgot Nando?

Mikel & Moses departs next term whilst Romeu and Thorgan returns to the team.

The club's plan just got clearer.

Bros Mikel would lose us an important trophy mark my word. Jose would not even trust him when Matic was unavailable, preferring Luiz instead. If he is not careful, Ake will jump ahead of him self. Na Emenalo dey protect that guy.

tobiboss: on fifa manager 2014, he's a right back, i signed him for my chelsea team, back up to iva, strangely no azpi in the chelsea team

Wetin FIFA 14 sabi? The guy is a CM from day one, he just covered right back when Nathaniel Clyne was injured season before last. He played very well there as well.

AirborneLacer: Well on the flip side, Mikel has still got a chance.

Considering we dont have too many ninjas who can start at the DM position, one foreign AM might just get deemed surplus of requirement for Mikel to be accomodated.

And that would have to be Salah, he'd ultimately get a chance to link up with the Egyptian troops at the battle field

I knew it was Salah the minute they gave Moses shirt.

Mikel & Moses must go o!

Emenalo should let Mikel go o. He's not trying hard enough to sell that clown.

tobiboss: i thought cork was a right back?(football manager)

Nah, he's a central midfielder that can play right back

AirborneLacer: Taxi for Mikel

Na Salah go suffer am.

Am I the only one who thinks Jack Cork is a cracking player? His contract is expiring and Palace are copping him for £3m. He's our former academy player and woulda been a decent backup to Matic.

I'd be worried sick if Matic got injured, or Costa. Ish would derail our whole season.

amodu: That shouldn't happen o

Rumour liking Emenike to Chelsea is re-surfacing again......he will be a good buy @16euro

For your mind abi? That 32 year old bloke that Turkish authorities already exposed as an age cheat.

Chelsea should not just buy any Nigerian player o! We dont want mediocrity of Super Eagles affecting our team abeg. We're already struggling to get that old cargo Mikel off our books.

Ojo, just pick a beat sharpish. A long one about 6 mins long would be needed to accomodate şuch long list of emcees.

Coogar was only banned for 2 days. He's been free for yonks. FFR is for posting verses now, that's why you haven't seen him.

And the paranoid mod should stop calling my name.

19naia: If they run for over a week with no symptoms, then they are justified because nigerian quarantine authorities would do something stupid like quarantine all ebola suspects in the same facility to share same toilet and bath and everything.. That will keep the outside society safer, but it will allow the one suspect who was the only one with Ebola, to infect the rest of the non infected suspects in quarantine.. after this, the officials in charge of quarantine can just tell the world that the ebola suspects were all infected and congratulate themselves for saving the public.. Never underestimate the incompetence or simple unwillingness of Nigerian authorities to not blunder even the best of intentions and as a result, cost innocent people their lives..
If they have the well being and strength to run, then thats a good sign of good health, they best protect themselves from the mental illness of the delusional do-gooder authorities trying to save them or society as a whole...

True talk jare.

Emaprince: PRINCE!!!
The name's chanted on the streets/ . savior of bandits and the thieves/
Time of my birth . . I came out my mom's p.uss.y . . and landed on my feet/
To be candid as I speak/ . . I could drop a man dead with the fist/
Peep my familly tree and see a fruitful generation . . Goliath slayer planted our seed/
I'm never branded as the weak/ . I rule and turn your lady to wh.ore/
I tell her "pick up the stick and beat my 'gung-hoe' " . . when I'm heading to war/
I'm so wavy with words/ . . lets be honest . . none can ever predict me/
Niggas wish the moon stays between the earth and sun . just to help them lepers eclipse me/
I'm clever,you a nitwit/ its better you retreat b!tch/ 'fore this commando's irate/
Cos my team could beat your team from sun up to 'sun-down' . . like orlando pirates/
A team that tear hearts in a street bout/ with spears,darts and we speak loud/
But niggas who fails to 'listen' . . get 'ear-marked' for a beat down/
Our moves are cryptic/ we handle feuds with lyrics/ and turn your crews to picnic/
Move the mic from hand to hand cos we spit and 'pass-over'...like the escape of jews from egypt/
I'm the man you couldn't pit wits/ with cos I hardly loose to these kids/
Bald niggas went shopping for artificial hairs . . once they heard the prince dude is 'big-wig'/
I bruise and slit wrist/ . . i started thugging as a child/
Ladies will want to pay me for s.ex . . after my hunky @ss hug 'em with a smile/
Ruffriders . . . I was loving all they styles/ . . and the way they glistened with lyrics/
I was crazy with 'eve's droppings' . . like dudes who loves to listen in secrete/

.......the reason i'm this sick......

phuck it!!! . who cares what cooger thinks/ that goat should run when the Luger's clinched/
..or I might choose to 'make a beeline for him' . . . and hit him with a brutal sting/
I'm tiger woods in this rap/ . . so you lighter dudes should lean back/
cos you might get a hole in one shot at your chest . . once this sire shoots with his gat/
I'm a hired goon and I'm strapped/ I need help from the church/ to rid myself of the dirt/
last time . . I pointed my gun up and shoot . . an alien body fell on the earth/
I should swell up my worth/ . . till I'm one of the rivals in Forbes list/
I break into homes . . lynch fathers and jack sons . . Micheal and Curtis/
Impossible is nothing! . . i believe with every faith I mustered/
Cos even CFC taught me . . you don't need to be an actor to get an Oscar/
Ibi's been ruling this thread/ . . drawing all the groupies with text/
But i've always wanted to be-head . . like cutting through b1tches neck/
The coog is a pest/ ur c0cksuckers had you feeling brave with those lines?
But you're literally a loner cos most of these punks couldn't write bars to save they own lives/

Dats my nigga!!!

Please, when season dey start?

Mehn, clean up these chats! Airmark, welcome to modding! Every nigga will have problem with you by the time you are done!

airmark: @ iamaromolaeran, if you have explanations to get on lines or bars . ask here dont let us make ffr, trash can bro. Its not every line you need to give literal meaning.

Laguna hailed me. . . he hid it. . . no doubt about it/
Loona dissed me. . . he let Iam shout about it/
Iam dissed ma verse . . he didn't do jack about it/
Iam dissed his verse. . . he hid it. . . and said "let's go to chatroom and chat about it"/
Just to show the double standards. . .of thís fàggot coward/
Acting unprofessional. . . let niggas abuse me with banter/
but what's good for the goose is also good for the gander/
He acting personal. . . like he never want the war to end/
These just words to me. . . by next week, we'll all be friends/
And Loona said I got a boring pen?/
If his tongue even form the words. . . I swear he'll never talk again/

LooNat11kk: Just Boring yarns, we aint feeling your wack and old rhymes/
Just basic rhyming, no punch. . You the reason why we say 'all bark and no bite'!!/
I should Leave bozo bundled with hundred negros/
Cos He and wackness merge together like . . .serbia and montenegro!/
We all boo the g@y/ for what he spew is frail/
talking about him being king of Nl, when in truth He's Lame/ cos
Begging for food is the only time he steps up to the plate!/
I spit coke n great/
eff what if folks will say/ if ya raps sick. . Then the pope is g@y!!/
Make him groan in pain/noobs hyping him like his rhymes are best/but truth be told. . His recent lack of ideas. . Is his excuse for going into retirement!/
Its mass slaughter when i rap/the tecs? I clap/i'm feared and smart/ but its Tv's if its said ya sharp/
I could best you on anyday/
screw you and your nerdy mates/you boast, and the techs will spray/
We sight flaws in this hag/your rhymes forked n shyt's wack/
you display rhymes on net. .i display rhymes on galleries. . A multi-media!!/
Only noobs will cheer ye raps/ 5-6 years on this site, and ion see where your career's headed at/both audio & text, you clearly wack/your stay here is long overdue. . You forking dead beat dad!!/
Swooosh!!

King this, King that. . . . cos King Tourney. . . . I won the crown/
While I was winning it . . . you was getting knocked out . . . in the first round!/
What you know about Emperorship?/ when you never been sick/
Never defended your strip/ or had every emcee testing the strength of ya wits/
You can’t survive one week on the throne/trading bars with every emcee in the zone/
One minute you beefing Mark, then Mik. . . next week could be Krone/
Then imagine 6 years of being Ceaser in Rome/
You think the simple frees that you’ve thrown/will let you hold the crown and keep as your own?/
Now imagine U3 and Prekky was the niggas tryna grab it/
Thunder, DBR and Glacierz. . . . yet I let none of em have it/
And this lil rabbit/ feeling he could disrespect frees/
Show him why I’m the Chief Vet. . . . who disinfect fleas/
You can’t really relate/ Its my job to be King. . . and the job of minions to hate/
A King is used to dissenters. . . when his dominion is great/
But this nigga is fake/ claiming I’m deadbeat dad/
When I never born pikin. . . and that’s the best he has/
And don't fret these raps/ these are just quick frees/
What you think I lack the wit to spit punches? Please!/
DBR said the same in '10 and got bust with ease/
Mikuz said the same in '12. . . still left him on his knees/
Kings don't forget skill. . . so don't drown. . . tryna cross these seas/

airmark: I don’t know if its nay or yea/pardon me its straight from da heart /to those fake niggas/
yes, higher they ranked/cos they trade in shams/

time to face the faggs/no waiting or slack/ to know I aint their pal/
when they called spade a pipe/ I invade with gats/

official truth not grapevine/they gat no shame, gaze their eyes/ like mosquitoes’ raid at night/they sang and praised their bites/
like suave bugglar/ they just break and pass/

Always claiming glads/shouting they playing hard/ but spray remixed bars/ thought we aint jus smart/
opposer raised finger/they quickly gave him scars/was painted bad/we later saw how they tamed the lad/

There plan is to make me crash/I’m a marshal not a craftman/ I let em pay the price/
still spray with macs/ while I maintain the height/

wickedness stays with man/wants his mates to starve/while he bakes with pride/
he can shake the facts/pretend by waving hands/while he had underplayed the maths/
telling us 6 or 8 is 5/thinking we mainly daft/

one gave me wordplays and rhymes/the other loves ‘’bar beek you’’, glutton hailed my guy/
other crit I blazed he tied/to ensure I did nt claim the night/

guy is way too razz/he was a shame to class/achebe of craps/
wanted this place apart/but we brave and bright/so we ordered him to sit at home on flames and cry/

I took it as game despite/if not rap battle I hate to fight/with FYH’s loss, footreja shamed me, ‘’mark’’/
that I joined to slay ‘fuckyouhard’/I told him I stayed neutral/further chats led to ibime’ s verd/
the discovery made me mad/the rest is history as K rocked MARK/

Its time to attract saner minds/no fear to display ya bars/but let your verse refrain from bites/
one username one man/dont break rules cos you pay the fines/lets enjoy and reclaim the pride!!!/

Thís dude is a hopeless cause/ a hömo. . . pause!/
Took me to tell Muki to "empower Airmark". . . for him to grow some bàlls!/
A powerless mod. . . who was scared of his own shadow/
A puppet. . a paper tiger. . . who let thís thread go fallow/
Finally, he hiding chats. . . what was he doing before?/
Still. . it's better late than never. . . for introducing the law/
But if you act salty. . . I'ma ruin ya jaw/ so stay composed/
cos I don't hesitate in raining blows/ and abrasive flows/ on hating foes/
You know me, I keep it bars . . . cos that's the way to go/
So I aint got no problem sticking to the status quo/
Footreja showed his punch was ill/ that Crohn's disease pun was real/
but he had to Google to understand it. . . how many others will?/
We underappreciated a set-up. . . that was spun with skill/
but that's the issue with niche puns. . . so just fücking chill!/
Nobody else gave him the verd. . . yet the ho, bítch is stressing/
His mission. . . "to make the place fun like Muki and co in 06 and 7"/
That statement might/ make sense to the náked eye/
till you understand the bitterness of his hateful guy/
Feels Ibi cheated him. . . so he preparing beef and steak/
It doesn't take a genuis sage/ to see the seeds of hate/ in the speech he made/
Tryna wipe 08-13 off of the map/ like we didn't have fun with the craft/
Same era that we taught him to rap/ so what he talking is crap/
That was a great era for emcees. . . that's more than a fact/
He tryna whitewash history. . . cos Ibi was involved in all that/
I can't fall in his trap/ cos my record is clean/
I support any rule banning chats. . . cos my texting is mean/
But thís nigga clearly vexed with the Dean/
Cos when he gave that speech. . .I had to check what he mean/
when he said "no more using set-ups that niggas used before"/
A sly dig at Ibi. . . based on the claims of a useless fraud/
That was truely poor/ an exercise in deceipt/
cos every emcee got syllabic rhymes that repeat/ . . when riding a beat/
It's obvious thís fàg be hating my shine/
laying grounds to ban me. . .if I use two multis that simultaneously rhyme/
Thís bros best be taking his time/
cos every emcee got multis that someone else has combined/ in another place or time/
That's the English language. . . so stop acting phony/
Lonely, homie, baloney. . . the only. . . that rhyme with matrimony/
Not many other words rhyme outside that category/
Rhyming is what I do. . . not stealing niggas allegories/
So if I use one of these words. . . I'ma use the other/
As sure as I'll complete thís multi scheme. . . by calling you. . .a stüpid brother/
I could rhyme that same scheme. . . with "useless mother/ shoulda used a rubber"/
but that's a scheme I refuse to utter/ cos the foolish sucker/
itching to ban Bis. . . and I can't give him any excuse. . . to use as cover!/

Dhelake: Ah Swear! At least Shaun could cross the ball

Shaun cross wetin?

sephia: So we lost even with Costa and co? This season go interesting die.

I knew you would say thís!

The battle was close. I had to reread. On second read though. .

Opener - tie.
Thís was both of y'alls best punches of the battle

Flow - Tie.

Punches - Krone
Airmark came with one punch that blew my mind, (Krone's disease) but Krone came with two (warning shots, book of Matthew)
On the other good punches, Krone edged Airmark on wit, but Airmark was more aggressive, so thís category is decided on the heavyweight punches.

Rhymes - Airmark.
He deliberately set out to win thís category by packing his multis closer together.

Metaphors/similes - Krone. Thís is like scoring double for punches cos most of the best punches were based on metas. Krone used metas all through whilst Airmark switched to aggression and personals.

Wordplay - Airmark.
The crohns disease won thís for me.

Personals - Airmark. Obviously.

Closer - Krone. Airmark did not finish well. He finished with a brag.


6 points to 5.
MVGT - Krone.

Romeu off on loan meaning say we go dey rely on Mikel again abi?

Diaris God o!

Pop thread jare, make I enjoy Mikuz verse. If you pop am early enough, I fit rebuttal thís evening sef.

Mukina done warn the noisemakers, no worry about the thread.

Awfa? So dem hammer us?

Good stuffs. Openers both heavy. Both had a good first 8 punches, then tailed off slightly.

I'll come back with my verds later to avoid swaying.

If y'all wondering why Coogar has been silent, that's cos he just got banned for 5 days. That'll teach him to behave himself.

Krizzkutz: Ibime, how can I reach u??

Hit me through NL email function

Back to bars. . . last for a while. . . till thís place get back to BARS.

Krizzkutz: d diffrce with ibime is dis, in fb 20 vets drop dere greatest textcees of all time n ibime was no1 in all, was suprise wen ayology said he learnt frm textcees that learnt frm ibime

For 6 years, we maintained our corner/
where nothing other than skills could penetrate our border/
Real emcees got promoted . . and the chaff was sifted/
And we made room at the top. . . for cats that's gifted/
But now dudes want recognition for the wack they've scripted/
And biters are respected for the raps they lifted/
We used to keep those 2Go chats restricted/
Same thing brought Facebook down. . . now Nairaland's afflicted/
Don't get me wrong. . . we had beef in our day/
But beef was settled by the skills that emcees would display/
But these 2Go niggas don't see it that way/
and there's few vets around to keep em at bay/
Before we battled, we'd exchange bars to test the quickness of wit/
See if he really got skills. . .and if he really legit/
Nowadays every wacko want their ego rubbed/
They quick to flip. . . if you don't show them negros love/
WTF FYH gotta say to a gee/ cos I'm making him see/
He got to improve skills. . .to take his place on the tree/
Niggas like him prolly feeling he spit something that's ill/
When I'm tryna guide the young nigga to brush up on his skill/
Iam spazzing out. . . like he wanna land blows in my face/
cos I told young blood. . . his rhymes is all over the place/
Giyazz has improved/ his new stanzas are cute/
but false pride got other niggas feeling they the man in the booth/
I just try to challenge the youth/ with my raps as the proof/
but young niggas with ego. . . can't handle the truth/
In saner climes, Loona and Krone would be the standard we set/
but wack niggas fret/ Claiming Kings. . . with amateur text/
You can't advance to a vet/ when ya multis is shaky/
Salty and flaky/ I speak the truth. . even though some of y'all niggas hate me/
Before I wrote my first text, I was spitting on mics/
My flow correct. . . long before I got my fingers to type/
Jigsaws verses. . . the kinda shít that entice/
Everytime he dropped . . I was the one giving him likes/
He don't punch quite strong. . . but his flow is delicious/
He far ahead of most niggas. . . even though he not vicious/
cos I pride myself in being technically flawless/
Flow is the primary skill. . . before the other secondary forces/
But y'all niggas be getting me nauseous/ with silly chats/
FFR was the shít. . . but I'm done tryna bring it back/
I tried to police the thread/ and beseech the heads/
to quit the chatting and let their lyrics speak instead/
But all the vets are gone. . . I cant replace what they've given/
And new vets don't wanna take charge. . . they behaving as kittens/
For example, Loona should be crushing the wacks/ who do nothing but chat/
One battle every week. . . till he governing cats/
But when Coogar do nothing but speak/ and he wanna be chief/
that's when you get a million wackos running the street/
Niggas say why not stop him with beef?/ cos the brother is cheap/
He wack plus every battle, he bite something and cheat/
I retired last year. . . with respect from all enemies/
Entered the King Tourney late. . . to cement my legacy/
I beat all comers/ and floored brothers/ with strong stunners/
Only Streetwize took my stripes. . . but barely lasted one summer/
I aint got the strong hunger/ cos theres nothing to prove/
King Tourney was my last statement. . .its left for others to groove/
But I tried to maintain FFR as a place of merit/
for the new breed of emcees to embrace and cherish/
But it's turned to a place where gàys inherit/
And for that Coogar and Mikuz must take the credit/
cos Coogar got nothing to add/
He wanna lead. . . with no bars. . . and hundreds of chats/
He a biter. . . accusing Ibi of abducting his raps/
While brothers that's wack/ like FYH. . . nod in the back/
That's why he'll get struck with a slap/ for being dumb and a lil fück/
like Ibi forgot how to rap? . . . to steal multis and build ups?/
Coogar bite punches. . . clearly. . . to upgrade his verse/
then say I stole some weak fillers. . .why?. . . so I can make my verse worse?/
And Mikuz get his share of the blame/ clearly he's lame/
He got skill. . . but no wisdom. . .so he must carry the shame/
He invited Coogar to judge King Tourney. . . I said. . that's clearly insane/
That jobless dude will kill thís section. . . and you'll be bearing the pain/
Soon as I won the crown, Coogar tried to snatch it from me/
Thats wack and corny/ a disrespect to all the vets that I've battled surely/
But Mikuz went and opened a thread . . despite I told him/
that Coogar bite from olden/ so it's only right I scold him/
And since then Coogar accuse me of ducking/ tryna sue me for nothing/
I made it clear. . . that me vs Coog. . . is a stüpid discussion/
Then Mikuz started banning niggas and abusing his rights/
Niggas turned against him. . . and Coogar started recruiting their types/
Add insult to injury. . . Mikuz infused him with hype/
took a weak verse to battle him. . . and end up losing the fight/
He should have listened the dudes that advised/
We said ignore Coogar. . . that's what you do to his type/
Now all a sudden, he a leader with many wacks on his side/
bringing silly chats to the site/ no more raps to delight/
He don't care if he respected from the veterans way/
He's unemployed. . . just looking for chats. . . to help him get through his day/
He made a thousand posts in the last week alone/
Thats why I warned Mikuz to leave the freak alone/
I know I'm kinda ill/ and I rhyme with skill/
but I aint got time. . . to fight a nigga. . . that got time to kill/
And I ain't got time to prove myself to a bunch of newbies/
All the vets know my name. . . ask the ones that knew me/
I spit something smoothly/ on audio and text/
Ask every ill nigga you know. . .I'm acknowledged the best/
I can't go to war with a pest/ with time on his hands/
Even though he'll die where he stand/ If I decide to go HAM/
cos he'll come back with more arguments like a puto brat/
So thís my last bar for now . . before y'all turn FFR . . . to 2Go chats/
but before I leave, here's something for you döpe cats/
A few audios. . . to show I dont compare. . . to who you know wack/


http://www.hulkshare.com/mobile/index.php#jamez3d/ibime-maestro



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Emaprince: something is wrongg with ur brain!...do I know or care to know more about ur sorry @ss?..you only got known here cos youu battled ibime and was woefully humiliated..before then..who knows if u ever existed?...and why are you hurt cos one of ur crew members is a chronic biter..or do you want me to go back to his verses here and dig up all the biten lines and the links?...watchh your lane and enjoy ur sunday too!

Cool it. . . U3 is good people, a real emcee. . . he actually called the Coogar bites on sight.

UlqU3: Coogar had a nice verse... but, ur 1st bar- the crack heads part was bitten from dizaster (dizaster vs t rex SMACK URL battle), also your 'working abroad - overseas employment' line too was bitten from Bender (bender vs Illmaculate KOTD battle). Both were bitten WORD FOR WORD. I saw some other suspicious lines but ill reserve my comments.

kr0ne: Ruuuuubish!!! We've had many build-up look alikes here on this forum. In fact, it happens everywhere! It's just like saying "I'll murk him". . .almost every textcee have used this line. A bite is when u take a non-generic PUNCHLINE word for word. Bis still the king!!!
Meanwhile, Airmark, I wan go swim today o, so easy, bro . . .it's a friendly match o. I no know why dem go call am brutal

You are a vet. Coogar can only yarn his opata to schoolkids. If he makes enough noise, he can obfuscate the clear facts.

coogar: 31?? real age or the passport age?
no ninja knows your age. you are a useless ijaw boy that is into bunkering. my $5 says you have up to 5 passports with different DOBs.
honestly, i am tired of this back & forth with you. internet is about the only medium we could exchange words so let's leave it at that instead of prying into my private life.
so i hope i speak for all & sundry when i ask you, with all due respect, to fück off. stay on your lane & i'll stay in mine.

Please bros, what is your profession. What job do you do? Just answer cleanly.

coogar: my age keeps changing. last week i was 32. ibime, i have a job. ask all the charity groups set up on this forum. i always dish out when my help is required. i don't need to blow my trumpet.

what about you? the moment there's a project needing contribution, you disappear like the fart of a leprous woman. you are 39, broke, a deadbeat dad with a daughter to care for. my tax pays your rent, your food & your cigarettes.

in a community like nigeria, you would be my maiguard!

Ninjas know my age - 31, never hid it. Same as you. Ninjas know I'm doing alright in life thank you.

Now, what job do you do that allows you to post 35 pages all over Nairaland in the last month alone?

coogar: whose fault in this?

How many bars have you dropped here in the last 6 months?

48 lines to be found all over the internet.

You ain't about bars, you about chatting all day to distract you from your bored existence.

Coogar, you have a thousand posts in the last week alone! I could go to page 35 on your timeline and still be in July. When are you planning on getting a job? You're 31 years old FFS.

NL will soon become 2Go chats.

Any ninja that came here cos they heard we built a good emcee community, sorry that was then. Things have changed. We tried our best to keep it strictly bars but certain ninjas aren't built for bars.

I gast jet. In the meantime, let Airmark do his job and confer with Mukina on how to restore sanity to thís thread.