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Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Ibime(m): 9:22am On Aug 03, 2014
I will not be distracted by pointing out fillers which happen by coincidence şuch as

Sauron vs Ibime 2009
Sauron: You get píssed on. . . like a strip for pregnancy test
Coogar vs Mikuz 2014
coogar: You get píssed on. . . like a strip for pregnancy test
^^^ Those are not bites, just fillers that match by coincidence. A generic build up that anyone could use. I will not sink to his level of argument to claim fillers and multis are bites.



However, these are clear PUNCHES stolen from KOTD battlers, used in his battles, and the best lines he ever spit:

coogar: I got my feet named Whitney & Bobby & when they kick, they crack heads
Dizaster vs T-Rex on Smack URL - I name my hands Whitney & Bobby cos when they punch, they crack heads

coogar: Ask him the last time he got laid, he would normally disavow it/
When Ibime tells you he's working a broad it's oversea employment/
Bender vs Illmaculate on KOTD: You ask if he's a virgin or not, he'll totally avoid it/ If he say he's working a broad. . . . it's overseas employment/

coogar: If i take her out & buy her a grape drink & fries/
I'd be getting brains on the cinema seat like when Abe Lincoln died/
Conceited vs Bender: "She give me brains in the back seat like when john kennedy died"

http://rapmusic.com/threads/who-is-a-better-battle-rapper-conceited-or-bender-canadians-encouraged-to-vote.1301808/page-11

coogar: You're a rat to your facebook friends - a low class snitch/
Mik is a Malnourished puppy with a fractured butt - a broke-áss bítch
Arsonal vs Swave Sevah on KOTD:
I got locked up, I was labeled as a low-class Crip/
You a female dog with a fractured tailbone. . . You ain’t nothin’ but a broke áss bítch


http://battlerap.com/lyrics/arsonal-vs-swave-sevah/



Clear punches lifted from URL and KOTD emcees.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Ibime(m): 8:51am On Aug 03, 2014
I will keep repeating it because the ninja wants to hide clear bites under mountains of argument so he can get away with it.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Ibime(m): 8:46am On Aug 03, 2014
I will not be distracted by Coogar claiming Ibime said "my fist join his face in matrimony" in a freestyle and Sauron said "my knuckles French kiss his jaw in matrimony". Niggas know the level of punches I spit. Who will bite what's worse than their level?

However, these are the best punches he ever spit in his life. Clear bites.


coogar: I got my feet named Whitney & Bobby & when they kick, they crack heads
Dizaster vs T-Rex on Smack URL - I name my hands Whitney & Bobby cos when they punch, they crack heads

coogar: Ask him the last time he got laid, he would normally disavow it/
When Ibime tells you he's working a broad it's oversea employment/
Bender vs Illmaculate on KOTD: You ask if he's a virgin or not, he'll totally avoid it/ If he say he's working a broad. . . . it's overseas employment/

coogar: If i take her out & buy her a grape drink & fries/
I'd be getting brains on the cinema seat like when Abe Lincoln died/
Conceited vs Bender: "She give me brains in the back seat like when john kennedy died"

http://rapmusic.com/threads/who-is-a-better-battle-rapper-conceited-or-bender-canadians-encouraged-to-vote.1301808/page-11

coogar: You're a rat to your facebook friends - a low class snitch/
Mik is a Malnourished puppy with a fractured butt - a broke-áss bítch
Arsonal vs Swave Sevah on KOTD:
I got locked up, I was labeled as a low-class Crip/
You a female dog with a fractured tailbone. . . You ain’t nothin’ but a broke áss bítch


http://battlerap.com/lyrics/arsonal-vs-swave-sevah/



Clear punches lifted from URL and KOTD emcees.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Ibime(m):
I will not be distracted by Coogar claiming Ibime said "I buckle my shoe" and Sauron said "I buckle my shoe".


Any self respecting forum must reprimand clear PUNCHES stolen from KOTD battlers, used in his battles, and the best lines he ever spit:

coogar: I got my feet named Whitney & Bobby & when they kick, they crack heads
Dizaster vs T-Rex on Smack URL - I name my hands Whitney & Bobby cos when they punch, they crack heads

coogar: Ask him the last time he got laid, he would normally disavow it/
When Ibime tells you he's working a broad it's oversea employment/
Bender vs Illmaculate on KOTD: You ask if he's a virgin or not, he'll totally avoid it/ If he say he's working a broad. . . . it's overseas employment/

coogar: If i take her out & buy her a grape drink & fries/
I'd be getting brains on the cinema seat like when Abe Lincoln died/
Conceited vs Bender: "She give me brains in the back seat like when john kennedy died"

http://rapmusic.com/threads/who-is-a-better-battle-rapper-conceited-or-bender-canadians-encouraged-to-vote.1301808/page-11

coogar: You're a rat to your facebook friends - a low class snitch/
Mik is a Malnourished puppy with a fractured butt - a broke-áss bítch
Arsonal vs Swave Sevah on KOTD:
I got locked up, I was labeled as a low-class Crip/
You a female dog with a fractured tailbone. . . You ain’t nothin’ but a broke áss bítch


http://battlerap.com/lyrics/arsonal-vs-swave-sevah/



Clear punches lifted from URL and KOTD emcees.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Ibime(m): 7:47am On Aug 03, 2014
When a dude is caught lifting clear punches. . . .he will do stuff like this. . . .

Go find a bunch of multi build ups, claim they're bitten. . . .throw many arguments all over the place. . . . and confuse every body. . .

Sauron said "I'm harder than nails". . . .
Ibime said "I'm harder than nails". . .

You could pick the same from any emcees verses. I could pick stuff from Krones verses that match Loona like that. I could pick muti build ups from Mikuz that matches mine.

These are Not even punches. Just a bunch of bullshit to confuse schoolkids.


Meanwhile, he's caught lifting clear punches from known battle league emcees. SMH.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Ibime(m): 7:24am On Aug 03, 2014
fuckyouhard: story! if coogar had been in ur shoes tonight every member of ur clan would be here abusin him. ur attitude in my battle with kim exposed u as a politician! when u do what u do beware of onlookers. we're not foolish!
Get lost wacko! Who knows you? Go and ask any vets if Ibime bit those lines. Thousand punches I've dropped, and a wacko claim bite because my multis match something someone spit before.

You are a wack nobody who got his feelings hurt, and join forces with a CLEAR BITER to claim I stole:

I'm sparking weed/ and choke him till he hardly breathe/

Is that a punch? Is that a line to bite?

Meanwhile supporting a clear biter who has lifted 50% of his few PUNCHES on here. You are everything wrong with thís section.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Ibime(m): 1:17am On Aug 03, 2014
coogar: ibime's allegation....

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/ea/The_Assassination_of_President_Lincoln_-_Currier_and_Ives_2.png

ibime - how can anyone just swap FFK with abe lincoln when their deaths happened in different circumstances? were you born brain dead?

the picture up there inspired my written. i saw it & i thought getting his brains blown easy while being with a woman. so i wrote my bars hot & fresh - i never ever knew there was another concept of JFK assassination. when exactly was JFK getting blown while being driven in broad day light with people around?



i don't even have the time to address your other nonsense. generic lines ain't a bite. overseas/abroad line has been used & reused just like "defeat" or "neverland"
So Abe Lincoln was getting bloowjob when he died? Anything to wriggle.

They both got their brains blown on the seat. Lincoln on the cinema seat, and JFK on the car seat. You bit yet another rap from the YouTube battle leagues,

Meanwhile I'm biting fillers and build-ups from Sauron out of all the hundreds of punches I've dropped. . . Good!

Any vet who knows how to write multis knows that multis can end up the same as what's been done before. I wrote my punch against Thunder:

He claim he work in Hedge Funds. . . but let's call a spade a spade. . . he must be on gardening leave/

Then I put together multi schemes that rhyme with gardening leave.

Thunder is Igbo. . . so. . . "I smoke thís Igbo. . . like I'm sparking weed/

What's my next multi? Pardon me/ hardly breathe/ part the sea/ charter fee/ hard to see/ carve the gee/ martyr me/ heart agree/ etc etc.

Second scheme. . . I choke him till he hardly breathe/

And there's my lines.

Any emcee proficient with multis knows thats how it's done. Hence multi schemes can be similar. A vet would never accuse another vet of copying multis. When punches are bitten, then we cry foul.

Yet you want to deceive schoolkids. Ibime who spits 100 bars monoflow using the same multischeme from start to finish cannot compose multis so he has to bite Saurons multis word for word - like I even remember his rhymes, or am dumb enough to bite word for word from the same site.

At least accuse me of biting a punch and stop deceiving kids.

Meanwhile we know you bite cos you bite PUNCHES, change one or two words, and always bite from YouTube battle leagues. Jor oh!
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Ibime(m): 12:36am On Aug 03, 2014
To summarise, these are my allegations:

coogar: Ibime would get tortured, I'm like Nero in Star Trek/I'm evil i leave my victims half dead/Decapitate you with one shot, aim's precise - like a Jarhead/I got my feet named Whitney & Bobby & when they kick, they crack heads
Dizaster vs T-Rex on Smack URL - I name my hands Whitney & Bobby cos when they punch, they crack heads

BITE!!!

coogar: Still married to my Anambra chic, while he lacks marital enjoyment/His wife left him cos he's genitally impotent/Ask him the last time he got laid, he would normally disavow it/When Ibime tells you he's working a broad it's oversea employment/
Bender vs Illmaculate on KOTD: You ask if he's a virgin or not, he'll totally avoid it/ If he say he's working a broad. . . . it's overseas employment/

Watch how he swapped 'totally avoid it' for 'normally disavow it' - that's where you catch the biting intention - CLEAR BITE!!!

coogar: Your wife is a cheap slüt, she's fücked Drake, Chris & Mike/She craves dïcks like pies/If i take her out & buy her a grape drink & fries/ I'd be getting brains on the cinema seat like when Abe Lincoln died/
Conceited vs Bender: "She give me brains in the back seat like when john kennedy died" - CLEAR BITE!!!

http://rapmusic.com/threads/who-is-a-better-battle-rapper-conceited-or-bender-canadians-encouraged-to-vote.1301808/page-11

He just swapped John Kennedy and Abe Lincoln.


coogar: You're a rat to your facebook friends - a low class snitch/
Mik is a Malnourished puppy with a fractured butt - a broke-áss bítch
Arsonal vs Swave Sevah on KOTD:


I got locked up, I was labeled as a low-class Crip
You a female dog with a fractured tailbone. . . You ain’t nothin’ but a broke áss bítch
- CLEAR BITE!!!

http://battlerap.com/lyrics/arsonal-vs-swave-sevah/

Same thing as his three previous bites against me - the ninja just bite lyrics from Smack URL, KOTD and UW and post them on Nairaland.
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And these are his allegations:

Ibime: I smoke this Igbo. . . like I’m sparking weed/ and choke him till he hardly breathe/
He claim he work with 'Hedge' funds. . . but let’s call a spade a spade. . . .he must be on 'gardening' leave!/
Sauron: Hittin hard as new gongs, givin you massive hits
Brighter than staring straight at the last eclipse!
I’m sparking weed and choking foes till they hardly breathe
If you catch half a glimpse. . . .you'll have to wince
Yeah. . . I bit my build-up from Sauron's build-up. . . . a ninja I beat twice. . . meanwhile my punch is solid and original. SMH.




Sauron: I use history to emphasize this prag is a phoney. Watch ma knuckles 'french-kiss' his jaw in holy matrimony.
He is Manolo, i am Tony. . . .leave a Scar in his Face till he spews baloney
With your siblings mourning, Ur spouse's in me bed while u in hell lonely.
Only chance that you'll miss is if you lack the wits.
Ibime: You aint got the answer homie/ this fàg is phony/ Ask him why he sad and lonely/
Ill put a ring on his eye. . . when my fist join his face in matrimony/
Yeah. . . I bit a weak filler on one of my freestyles on FFR from one of Sauron's build-ups. . . . GREAT!


Desperation of a clear biter to cover his tracks by arguments upon arguments. Ninja trying to deceive schoolkids. I can't argue at his level.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Ibime(m): 12:26am On Aug 03, 2014
fuckyouhard: grin grin grin what a night! all the dicklickers, where art thou? come and see the god u worship is lesser than a mortal!
Ibime is biting hardly breathe/ and sparking weed/ multi-schemes from you abi?

All because of your battle with Mikuz.

Bros grow up!
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Ibime(m): 12:21am On Aug 03, 2014
This ninja so desperate, he quoting multi-fillers. SMH.

My punch against Thunder was clear and nothing to do with what Sauron spit.

If I argue on this ninjas level, I would be quoting stuffs like this:

Sauron1: Voters already know you get 'pissed on', like a strip for pregnancy test.
Coogar against Mikuz
coogar: You get pissed on. . . like a strip for pregnancy test
But I don't. . . . cos that's not a bite. . . . just a build-up. Every emcee has build up that could be seen elsewhere.

If Krone said something like "I'm hard like concrete" and Ibime said "I'm hard like concrete", that's the level he is arguing at. He's desperate.


What I have done is show 4 clear bites in punches in Coogars battles. I don't argue on his level. What I have given is clear evidence.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Ibime(m): 11:59pm On Aug 02, 2014
^^^ See desperation.

Ninja just took one of my freestyles on FFR to claim bite. Of all the 1000 solid punches I done drop on Nairaland, na that filler be bite? From you, of all people?

Show me my bite o.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Ibime(m): 11:47pm On Aug 02, 2014
Kinezeala: Ibime forget this Cooger guy and en useless yarns abeg.

Leave the guy. Don't pay attention to bbitch niggas, remember?

Boss you don pass this kain chats na.
I no get time for chats. This is a matter of exposing clear biters. Nothing different to what we did to Sleakid. We quoted his battle verses and where they were bitten from.

See the stick Siddogg is getting on Facebook for just one line - that means that is a community of emcees. Meanwhile, this ninja has bites everywhere and you are telling me not to pay attention?
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Ibime(m): 11:42pm On Aug 02, 2014
I was waiting for his battle with Siddogg with great anticipation cos I know there's gonna be more bites.

Go check his last two freestyles on FFR to see his true level. He is a talentless wacko who bite rhymes from Smack URL, KOTD and the youtube battle leagues and post them in his battles.

In days gone by, this dude woulda been banned or run off Nairaland by vets.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Ibime(m): 11:37pm On Aug 02, 2014
His second battle with Mikuz:

coogar: You're a rat to your facebook friends - a low class snitch/
Mik is a Malnourished puppy with a fractured butt - a broke-áss bítch
Arsonal vs Swave Sevah on KOTD


I got locked up, I was labeled as a low-class Crip
You a female dog with a fractured tailbone. . . You ain’t nothin’ but a broke áss bítch
- CLEAR BITE!!!

http://battlerap.com/lyrics/arsonal-vs-swave-sevah/

Same thing as his three previous bites against me - the ninja just bite lyrics from Smack URL, KOTD and UW and post them on Nairaland.

A talentless biter. That's why his only two freestyles on FFR sucked - cos he's no talent.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Ibime(m): 11:10pm On Aug 02, 2014
ONE VERSE alone.

Talentless biter.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Ibime(m): 10:58pm On Aug 02, 2014
Coogars only verse we can see on Nairaland - the one against me. Just ONE VERSE ALONE.

He spat 24 lines in that battle. Count how many were bitten. This guy has no talent.


coogar: Ibime would get tortured, I'm like Nero in Star Trek/I'm evil i leave my victims half dead/Decapitate you with one shot, aim's precise - like a Jarhead/I got my feet named Whitney & Bobby & when they kick, they crack heads
Dizaster vs T-Rex on Smack URL - I name my hands Whitney & Bobby cos when they punch, they crack heads

First line, first punch bitten


coogar: Still married to my Anambra chic, while he lacks marital enjoyment/His wife left him cos he's genitally impotent/Ask him the last time he got laid, he would normally disavow it/When Ibime tells you he's working a broad it's oversea employment/
Bender vs Illmaculate on KOTD: You ask if he's a virgin or not, he'll totally avoid it/ If he say he's working a broad. . . . it's overseas employment/

Watch how he swapped 'totally avoid it' for 'normally disavow it' - that's where you catch the biting intention - CLEAR BITE!!!

coogar: Your wife is a cheap slüt, she's fücked Drake, Chris & Mike/She craves dïcks like pies/If i take her out & buy her a grape drink & fries/ I'd be getting brains on the cinema seat like when Abe Lincoln died/
Conceited vs Bender: "She give me brains in the back seat like when john kennedy died" - CLEAR BITE!!!

http://rapmusic.com/threads/who-is-a-better-battle-rapper-conceited-or-bender-canadians-encouraged-to-vote.1301808/page-11

He just swapped John Kennedy and Abe Lincoln. Both presidents who got shot in the head.

coogar: How are you repping River's State, bïtch?/You left PH @ 13, could this be the reason your bars are basic?/Ibime's reign is badly short of greatness/The Coog is here(heir), shake the hand of your replacement/
No bite here, just the usual generic nonsense of heir/hair and PH/basic/acid.

coogar: I'm combing his crib/Masked while boning his chic/My first thrust had broken her ribs/You try to act tough? My blades will open your wrists/Quit the facade, the only time you clutch a pistol is when you holding your dïck/
Pistol = Piss tool. Should we call this a bite or generic?

coogar: I'm not terrified/He's not a shooter, Ibime lies every time/To get his adversaries petrified/He's thirty-five/with a pensive wife/If it's true he's touched 9s then he's a pedöphile/
Should we call this a bite or generic? This is worse than defeet puns.

"I got more hot 16s than a paedophile" = the oldest line in textceeing.



DRACULA!!!

If you research his other punches wella, I'm sure you'll find them somewhere. A biter never changes his spots. This is in a battle or God's sake. This guy is talentless.
Rap Battles › Re: ** Brutal Combat VI : Ibime Vs Cooger ** by Ibime(m): 10:58pm On Aug 02, 2014
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Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Ibime(m): 10:23pm On Aug 02, 2014
The biter is so desperate, he's picking the multis in my build ups, forgetting that my punch is in gardening leave. Like I have trouble forming multis. lol.

How come he knows every Sauron rhyme? Someone who is playing Nairaland Fantasy league with Saurons team. Everyone in Sports section knows he is Sauron, he just dey here dey whitewash himself for newbies to NL.

Make I enter my computer and dissect his only verse on NL, na every punch he dey bite.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Ibime(m): 10:11pm On Aug 02, 2014
coogar: you are a bastard!
were you not caught biting yourself? did lagunna not call you suarez for biting sauron's rhyme scheme word for word? so you now decide on a high stool passing judgement on another without hearing his version because you are what?

actually, many of your lines were direct steal from sauron. i have found another couple of lines you stole from him apart from the "holy matrimony" bars.
You are a fool. Biter!

Post what you claimed I bit from you Sauron again, let vets judge. Something I didn't even use as a punch. Just similar words which were in my build up. One of my build ups in one of my 3000 freestyles.

Then when you're done, I will post your 2 clear bites and 10 generic punches in the meagre 2 verses you have dropped on NL. . . then let vets judge.


Wack biter.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Ibime(m): 9:55pm On Aug 02, 2014
Y'all ninjas need to police biting better.

I remember how we threw out Sauron aka Coogar, Sleakid and Illscripts from FFR for biting.

How can a ninja be suspected of biting on Facebook and ninjas say it's alright for them to battle on Nairaland? Not that I'm prejudging Sid before hearing his story, but ninjas who say he bit are still inviting him to FFR? WTF!

Biting is an intolerable offence on NL.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Ibime(m): 9:44pm On Aug 02, 2014
coogar: if siddoggg genuinely wrote that then he should be defending his pen game. as far as I am concerned, i don't count such as a bite. a bite is pinching a whole (set-up + punchline)
Of course you don't count lifting whole concepts as a bite, biter. Everyone of your concept is lifted. If Dizaster say his hands crack heads like Bobby & Whitney, you change it to your feet crack heads like Bobby & Whitney. Makes a change from when you used to lift whole verses from Metasin.



@ topic,

That line is suspicious because it is quite a niche topic. That said, Siddog has spat a thousand verses before with no problem so one would err on the side of caution before accusing him, unlike some ninjas with 2 verses and 10 bites within those two verses.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Ibime(m): 8:41pm On Aug 02, 2014
GIYAZZ: Siddoggg was caught biting lines earlier today against Thunderstorm, I mean that battle they had. Even on facebook, he ain't shown up. . . He was caught by Sleak himself. . . Maybe he's ashamed, that's why he's hiding. . . So pathetic!
Link please. I gotta see thís. cheesy
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Ibime(m):
One verse in 6 months, he claim his head is uneasy/
When I was active, niggas stepped to me weekly/ Check the vets on my CV/
And still threwaway freestyles. . . . on my enemies freely/
So when I say he a bítch. . . niggas better believe me/
None of his two verses compare to my most average bouts/
So if thís nigga claim he King, I'ma smack his mouth/
Even the two verses. . . all his puns were bitten/ He spat nothing different/
You can't compare a real rapper to a politician/
You write lame punches. . . then quote yourself/
Ask Muki to push you to front page. . . while you promote yourself/
But niggas on that thread said I'm King. . . cos I devote myself/
And I aint have to create fake monikers. . . to vote myself/
Long time, I been ignoring thís clown/ cos nothing he brought is profound/
Couldn't smear the legacy of real emcees that I fought in thís town/
I'm talking U3, Streetwize, Prekky and Blaqbonez/
DBR, Thunder and Glacierz don't compare to the tadpole/
And if I sparred the next contender, I'd be destined to match Krone/
or Loona. . . . but some stüpid ninjas giving breath to thís àsshole/
And that's where Mikuz get a slap for giving him hype/
Creating thread for me and thís wack nigga to fight/
The dude beneath me. . . let a King retire in peace/
6 years I held the Crown. . .no more desire to beef/
But some wack dudes admire a thief/ aka the biter in Chief/
who drop stolen rhymes every 6 months. . . weaker than what we writing in frees/
Look here. . . I'ma try to be brief/ cos I got nothing to prove/
When wars came . . I tightened my belt . . .and buckled my shoes/
Removed my shirt. . . . and prepare my knuckles to scrap/
so I never felt uneasy. . . to battle niggas. . . at the drop of a hat!/
Rap Battles › Re: \**/ Fire Fight V: GIYAZZ Vs Jigsawkillah \**/ by Ibime(m): 5:18pm On Aug 01, 2014
Saw flopped and Giyazz overimpressed.

I always forks with Saw's penmanship cos nobody's verses have flow and rhythm like his. I always feel the bounce of his flow. . . but there was little sting here today.

On the other hand, Giyazz started using multi's properly for the first time, his lines were short maintaining the rhythm, while his punches had more sting.

I woulda been surprised yesterday if you told me that Giyazz can beat Jigsaw. That means Jigsaw, you need to up your game and add more sting to those smooth flows.


MVGT - Giyazz!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 3:07am On Aug 01, 2014
When did Torres get reputation as a fighter? Mscheew! That püssy that defenders are always bullying!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 8:34pm On Jul 31, 2014
nateevs: On the Lukaku point. I say phuck the money and forget blaming Torres. If Jose wants Lukaku to stay and play, Lukaku stays and plays and ahead of anyone. I hope Jose doesn't come back to tell us about the striker story again. Selling Lukaku who is 1. a proven PL striker, 2. a home grown player, is complete and utter garbage.

Then relying on Costa who is only having his first season and is one moment of madness away from a lengthy ban is insane. Sha no story anymore. He's had a chance to make it right and he hasn't used it.
So we can't rely on shekpe keeper again?

Bros chill, you've got no say in thís matter.

Na now you dey know say Lukaku and Torres no be mate?
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Ibime(m): 8:27pm On Jul 31, 2014
Why did Mikuz ban Phoenix Order sef?
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Ibime(m): 8:26pm On Jul 31, 2014
So Coogar got Muki to sack Mikuz?

Why una no tell me? One phone call to Muki would have reversed all that.

Na the same way Coogar got her to push a thread to front page proclaiming him the best textcee. lol.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Ibime(m): 5:55pm On Jul 31, 2014
UlqU3: Am I good enough to battle coogar or do I need to queue up?
Queue up jor!

Coogar is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 5:51pm On Jul 31, 2014
Nihilist: Daftness...Daftness everywhere...



Last season Lukaku scored against Liverpool, Arsenal and Mancity.
The only club in the Top 4 last season that didnt chop it was the one Lukaku was ineligible to face.
How is Torres better in this regard? Daft statement Number 1



Did Lukaku get the chance to play in the big games? He's been farmed out on loan twice in a row so what is the basis of your assertion that 'Lukaku cannot be trusted with big games'? Daft statement Number 2


Strikers are attackers. That is their job. Why on earth should a striker be DEFENDING?
Daft statement Number 3


Daft statement Number 4

Costa was fantastic last season, but has only ever scored more than ten in a league season on one occasion- Lukaku has done so four times. Costa's shot accuracy in the league (57%) was also lower than Lukaku's(67%) last season.

Lukaku won 38% of his aerial duels (compared to Costa's 21%) and was dispossessed only 1.7 times per game in the Premier League compared to Costa's 3.6


Daftness....daftness everywhere...
Why argue with someone who is obviously a fool?

Can't you see his level of literacy? He keeps calling Torres Enino instead of El Nino. Leave the dimwit alone jor.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 5:43am On Jul 31, 2014
lalaboi: Jose: "Romelu was always very clear that in his mentality & approach he was not highly motivated to come to a competitive situation at #CFC"

Need i say more. Make e dey go Jor
Rubbish. Lukaku was more than amped last summer to return to Chelsea and fight for his place. Jose took the piss and played the Spanish hermaphrodite in front of him once again causing Lukaku to look elsewhere. That cost Jose the league but Jose is not humble to admit.

You won't see Nateevs or Coogar defending that Spanish hermaphrodite anymore - I hate that shape keeper with every cell in my being - a fücking millstone around our neck, yet some ninjas argue emotionally for him knowing he cost us titles, cost managers their jobs and ruin other player's Chelsea careers. A fücking cancer within Chelsea that needs to be cut out!
Rap Battles › Re: \**/ Fire Fight IV: Elymaxiimus Vs Iamaromolaeran \**/ by Ibime(m): 7:30pm On Jul 30, 2014
iamaromolaeran: i wasnt talking bout this battle dummy ---it was a call out for ibime long time ago....my friend just picked up my phone and used my account to compose and send ---it wasnt quality lines so u could tell i wasnt the one that scripted ---- your just trying to turn it---lmfao wacker
Bros, I don't know what you are talking about. I have never read any of your verse past the first 2 lines.

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