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Dat Salah boy sef?

Shebi JM no want hear word when we said no point buying the best player in Switzerland when we already had the best players in Belgium (Thorgan) and Holland (Piazon) at the time.

Na by luck certain ninjas like Salah, Mikel etc go dey senior team when confirmed men like Thorgan, Lukaku and De Bruyne are made to feel like spare part in the senior team.

iamaromolaeran: you voted him cos i had previously called you out for a rap battle ---they weren't even my lines--just something my friend composed---

So you're a biter as well?

Who we dey play?

The moment a ninja accuse you of hating when you don't even know who he is.

Most people convince themselves they are creatives when they can't succeed academically.

[quote author=iamaromolaeran][/quote]Believe you me, you can't battle me in audio.

And if you are an audio emcee, you should respect the art and know that your text must have flow and rhythm. You call yourself a rapper, yet the only person I see 'rapping' here is Elymax.

These ninjas better have a better back up plan than that eediot Torres. If he cost Chelsea another title, I will personally kill him myself this season

Elymax wins this easy.

On all levels.

He's the only one rapping. I don't know what the other bloke is doing. I ain't feeling him at all. If the line is too long, it has no rhythm.

MVGT - Elymax.

Thunder fire Emenalo for giving Mikel 5 year contract on £90k per week in December 2012. No club in Europe will even take that eediot on free transfer despite Chelsea hawking him all over Europe thís summer. I've been saying all along that only nepotism between that tribe who wear red caps is keeping Mikel at Chelsea. Thís club was destabilized for 2 years due to Emenalos foolish attempts to remove all competition from Mikels path. Because of thís, successive managers were forced to play the 'polo mint' formation - ie a big hole in the middle, some losing their jobs in the process.

When Emenalo gave him that deal, I said thís would be a worse mistake than Peter Kenyon giving Paulo Ferreira a 5 year contract in 2008. Anumannu!

Torres and Mikel remain the two immovable cancers at Chelsea. Which club want buy Ebola virus?

GIYAZZ: Fuckyouhard show me the link to Bis' Rap song. . . I wanna listen to am. So that dude raps? Lol

I haven't picked up a Mic for 4 years. . . a lot of ma old stuff are here. . . home studio shít so apologies in advance for audio quality

http://www.hulkshare.com/mobile/index.php#jamez3d/ibime-maestro

AirborneLacer: Olorun knows Ake shits on both PVA and Bertrand at the LB position - the kid is a beast!

And I just have to say this, forget Baker, Josh, Bamford et al, Borga is the real deal.

Lad has got superb touch on the ball, guile, drive, close control, vision etc, he's a delight to watch damn!

I hope to see more from these lads when the season kicks off proper (that is if they get a chance to play) and I'd love to see their integration into the first team carried out in this order:

Jeremie Borga
Nathan Ake
Isaiah Brown
Lewis Baker

ATM, those are the ones with the perfect character and good call for the first team, the likes of Bamford, Chalobah, Solanke, Aina, Christensen et al aren't just ready both psychologically and physically.

P.S: This is not Asia or America, don't bet/expect many goals in our pre-season games this year - we're still in Europe, infact from where we are, if you fit swim danube river you don enter Germany be dat

KTBFFH!

Mscheew, nonsense. Izzy Brown is the least ready of anyone for the first team. That dude is inconsistent at youth level talkless of senior level.

Boga is a kid, he should go play with Charlie Musonda them. More advanced peeps like Bertrand Traore never smell team, you dey talk of Boga.

The only professionals among them are Lewis Baker and Ake, the rest are still amateurs.

One bar is one line. The 2 lines = 1 bar thingy is a textcee misconception.

Each traditional (New York) hip hop beat follows four counts. Each count to 4 is one bar.

1,2,3,4/
1,2,3,4/
1,2,3,4/

Textcees stretch so they can display their multis and set up their punches properly. You can either keep to the beat using short lines and lose points for multis and flow. . . . OR. . . . many textcees stretch and use 3 or 4 audio bars for every 2 textcee lines. . . .

kr0ne: Nah! I don't think so. The NL style was birthed by Ibime himself. I've seen his old verses as far back as 2008. He was doing, at least, 3 lines for one bar

It's not Nairaland style. It's Dirty South cadence which emcees have been using before there was ever anything like textceeing. I use it in battles, not necessarily in freestyles. It helps me stretch my build up without committing any technical fouls.

Dirty South beat has a 6 count (or 3 count) cadence per bar. Using Dirty South cadence, you can build up better and score points on 'multis' without overstepping the line limit.

1,2,3,4,5,6/
1,2,3,4,5,6/

Every count to 2 or 3 can be followed with a slash, so I often use the format:

1, 2/ 3, 4/ 5, 6/
1, 2, 3/ 4, 5, 6/

As below:

I'm masochistic/ massacre ya district/ when I grab the biscuit/
I stand and kick it/ wit Jackie Chan. . . with my hands restricted/



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ezb_61cXPyo

Obviously polygamy is normal to both the man and his wife, sotay e go dey discuss him feelings for another woman with his wife.

Lalaboi abeg where you dey watch the match.

Iceskidd: LWKMH i no go supprise if na coog ghostwrite fyh. Afterall coogar say him dey ghostwrite for many people. The bros fit go commit suicide. Mah hold my tongue b4 them chop me raw

Nah, that's bogus. they have two totally different styles.

WARRIBLOOD: i ibime just killed my spirit mehn

No vex. Na just analogy.

mithel: I really hate when peeps say Lukaku talks too much,and make it seem like that is the reason he is in this predicament....so what happened to quiet players??De bruyne, PvA , Mata ...have they been rewarded for keeping quiet or have they been kicked out like they didnt exist...smh

Lukaku has every right to talk when failures like Torres are blocking his way.

If you work in a job where your path is blocked by a complete incompetent, you no go vex?

Sturridge talked and left, now he's getting the kudos he deserves. He was always 10 times better than the Spanish hermaphrodite but Chelsea been want use frustration kill am.

ELYMAXiimus: u're not getting me,,, i will, if the five year old feels he's strong enough!
i'll accept, nd have fun!
Cos if i don't, the child will push further! Nd will prolly start insulting me! Get it?

I think ibime should stop saying, someone shouldnt have battled someone, it's not encouraging at all!

So once ure a vet, ure a god which mere mortals should not come close to? Haba, dia ris God o!

Make una loosen up!

If you fight Warriblood, don't blame me if I don't click the link. That's not a fight, that's a mismatch. If Warriblood make too much noise thinking he's a genuine rival to you, that's his problem. You have to learn to ignore folk. If I show you my inbox with every Tom, Dike and Harriyet asking for battle, you would know why. But when I see a skilled dude, he won't even have to ask for a battle. Ninjas like Prekky, Thunderstorm and Streetwise were already sparring with me after dropping only couple of verses on FFR. If I was active these days, I would be sparring dudes like Jigsaw and Krone based on what I saw on FFR. Levels dey abeg.

ELYMAXiimus: if thats how you learn, then "i sorry for you o" your teachers must be going through a lot to get shii into ya cranium! *No offence bro*....

So, cos you want a set of peeps to learn from you, they should'nt hav a say? Cos that's what i'm seeing..
I don't know why nigerians behave like this.... At one point in time, you too were also a "newbie"! I don't like the idea of saying that, one particular textcee shouldnt be battling another particular textcee. All these are what lead to disrespect Nd frustration!
All the so called vets should loosen up abeg
*yawns*

If you come here to get your ego massaged, you won't get that here. I don't give ninstructions, I show examples . . . but when asked I pull no punches. It is only ninjas with an ego bigger than his skill level that will get frustrated. I take note of crits myself like whizkid said I should stop overmultiing before dropping my punch, or DBR said parentheses should be avoided or minimalised. Even when Coogar said my battle against Mikuz when I used too many Igbo puns was a niche topic that not many could relate to, I took it on board.

Back in the day on Warcraft, we have weight categories for battles. I definitely dont want to see a lightweight fighting a heavyweight, he should fight a middleweight to get his weight up. If a ninja does not recognise his level of skill, then he cannot learn.

Thís is how it's done and how it's supposed to be. Everybody supposed to be friends in the first place so when you get critiqued, you wont get emotional about it. It is always the knuckleheads with big ego that get offended. That means he has not recognised the difference between his skill level and someone better, so he doesn't know what he needs to work on.

Krizzkutz: d diffrce with ibime is dis, in fb 20 vets drop dere greatest textcees of all time n ibime was no1 in all, was suprise wen ayology said he learnt frm textcees that learnt frm ibime

fuckyouhard: i've done that pun many times, i swear to God! but my "male" is local to them, not to mention kisses from men, bitin from bonez like a local bingo lessons from don king etc puns. those are generic too? see how manipulative this people can be. see how a whole ibime is twistin things up in kim's favour! he wasn't there when I nailed bruce whom kim sent me or when I destroyed ckushy. everythin ur seein here tonight is his doin. when last did u see thunder, loonatiik or deepthought in battle threads? even siddoggg, tho that one is my enemy. and all this because of coogar o. mehhn, blaqbonez is right about ibime. gradually he's losin my respect. can't believe this!!!

Bros, cool it. I cant vote in you against kushy cos it's a mismatch. You ain't supposed to be battling him.

Bruce, I've already said you won. That battle is sealed.If you were losing for some fake reason, I would weigh in to ensure justice is served.

I dont vote on here cos I'm retired from the battle scene. I only come out if 2 heavyweights are fighting cos theyll entertain me. If I see an injustice being done, like on thís thread and I have the time, I'll try to stop it. If thís was a close battle, I would have dropped my verd and left. You can check all the archives, I've voted against Mik in most of his battles. It's nothing personal. Dazall.

fuckyouhard: ibime, what of "suckers"? doesn't play too? or not connected to weak shot teddy? ur good o, no doubt. but the way downgrade people and try to manipulate things to ur favour is tellin bad on u. u've been pickin faults from my lines but mikuz's own is perfect

What is suckers? Is that supposed to be soccer because you linked it to ballers?

Thís is getting amateur bros. You shouldn't have mentioned it cos I completely missed it. I thought thís dude is surely not trying to link the two when I read it.

So you're telling me you won wordplay based on these 4 wordplays:

Dullard = dull lad
Suckers = Soccer
Males = postal service
Mikwon (the only wordplay you score points on)

Bros, thís is a massive failure at wordplay. You definitely lost wordplay if this what you bringing to the table.

I score you negative points on the first three and a plus on the Mikwon. Just like my Malachi wordplay scored me negative points against Prekky, you definitely score negative on your wordplay cos 3 of the 4 were fails.

You should not bring wordplay into thís debate abeg. It's actually your weakest criteria in thís battle.

fuckyouhard: leave story! so theprekky too is wack abi? he did titles/tidals in his fight against emmaprince or somebody. i just can't remember. all u do here is downgrade people. if i didn't type 'mik won' how many people wud dig? u didn't even mention my 'dull lad' and 'suckers' wordplay

Dull lad doesn't rhyme with dullard. Why should I mention it? It would count against you, so I discounted it.

Whether you like my message or not, I'm sure you'll think twice about explaining your bars in parentheses next time. End of the day it's all about improvement. There are ways to structure your build up so you don't have to write long story to explain. I'm not giving you advice I haven't learned myself. DBR told me thís 4 years ago and I took it on board.

Final piece of advice for you:

Y'all know that I run rap/
You write parentheses. . . cos the flow that you brung wack/
And your punches go 'over the head'. . . like 'shoulders on hunchbacks'!!/

fuckyouhard: in fact, i was shocked ibime wud judge against me based on parenthesis it's too funny. they're not even makin efforts to hide the dickride

Are you planning to be a textcee whose punches make instant connections or a wacko who would start explaining his punches cos they don't land? Keep following Coogar cos he massages your ego. You will learn a lot from the 2 generic verses he drops every year.


I wrote thís 2 weeks ago, long before you accused me of playing politics by advising you not to rap with parentheses:

He beg niggas to dissect his writtens/
What kinda vet explains punches in the text he spitting?/
When I spit. . . you know it's a punch. . . cos your head is spinning!!!/

https://www.nairaland.com/200489/flow-rank/349

Be professional, that's all.

Saturday night freestyle. . .



We ain't the guys to trust/ You want coke, pies or dust?/
We peddle more pharmaceuticals than Pfizer does/
We got nines that bust/ over a minor fuss/
and Calabrian mob bosses. . . boasting about their ties to us/
cos we make dudes 'bite the dust'. . . when we handle the tech/
and got niggas 'swallowing more land'. . . than the Zanu PF!/
That's Robert Mugabe puns/ we tote army guns/
We got fat niggas that carry weapons. . . cos they can hardly run!/
What I'm spitting is vengeful/ cos I'm sick with the pencil/
Slice his 'pot' belly. . . and use his stomach . . as a kitchen utensil/
Missiles we send you/ will detonate in your eye/
We sharp shooters. . . who could sling a catapult. . . and pluck a plane from the sky!!/
So if you facing thís guy?/ to heaven you sent/
I could turn a minor altercation. . . to Extinction Level Event/
I love pistol fights/ and serving fiends crystallite/
Spin the globe on its axis. . . so fast. . . the sky look like disco lights!/
We migrate like Israelites/ lost children of Zebulon/
So any nigga stepping wrong/ is sure to get his tendons torn/
My mind peddle/ high level puns/
This rhyme rebel runs/ with nine metal guns/
Thís guy. . . met him once/ claiming vitruvian man/
until he saw the Uzi in hand/ and truly, he ran/
I got chicks from Perugia to France/
Peru to Valance/ plus groupies and stans/
Tryna prove he can hang?/ the dude will get banned/
And get pushed back like Half of a Yellow Sun producers and fans. . .
. . .still waiting for the movie to land!/


Aiite. . . that's enuff.

fuckyouhard: u remember fightin against dirty politics when it has to do with mikuz. it's all the same. u won't sleep if u learned he lost to a newb

I aint fighting against you or for Mikuz. I'm fighting Coogars swaying in this section. The dude has been derailing clean friendly battles since time immemorial sotay battles are not fun anymore, more like crew battles. No be today. If I let thís dude get away with thís crime, thís section is finished. Every single vet has termed thís battle a clean bodybag for Mikuz. Thís battle would have ended on page 1 in a clean and friendly manner and we would have moved to enjoying more bars and spars between each other if not for the influence of Coogar.

Mark my words, no battle will be fun with thís unemployed lowlife around. Thís section is under attack from a jobless biter with more time on his hands than all of us put together can muster. He is unlucky today is Saturday and I've got his time. You woulda won thís battle if it held on a weekday. You know Coogar is unemployed.

coogar: and who the fùck is DBR to make a universal law about parenthesis? eminem, the greatest rapper alive uses it in his multi-million selling albums. you can use parenthesis if the audience are dumb like we have here on NL. it's a standard practise.

eminem on criminal
Hey, it's me, Versace
Whoops, somebody shot me!
And I was just checking the mail
Get it?(Checking the male)---->parenthesis

eminem on underground
Straight jacket with a hundred eight brackets
With a strap that wraps twice around my back then they latch it
Cut your fucking head off and ask you where you're headed off to,
Get it? (Headed off to)----->parenthesis


eminem must be wack to be explaining his bars on his tracks according to 2 brainless nigerians who think parenthesis is needless. this is why eminem is rich & you clowns don't even have a fücking career.

Did Eminem start explaining his punchline at the end of his track? He rhymed his punchline in verse. You think Eminem is unprofessional or a wacko like you whose punches don't connect so he has to start explaining it?

fuckyouhard: ibime, keep playin ur politics. .it suits u!

Bros don't throw your toys out the pram and accuse me of politics. The only politics I'm fighting here is the dirty politics Coogar used to try to sway thís battle. I got nothing against you, except to see battles judged on merit.

You'll said you won wordplays, show me. . .

Ibime: If I'm generous enough to give you +1 point on Mikwon wordplay and then I give you -1 point on the 'males' wordplay, how you want take claim wordplay with zero points?

Am I lying?

coogar: mikuz
I'm smoking this lout/ rip him apart and blast his bones to the south/ he could never have me owned in a bout/
So if he 'speak with a forked tongue' . . my cutlery ll bifurcate his lips and leave holes in his mouth!/

ibime
I'm the illest dude in the South/
Ever since Mik got bruised in the bout/ Coogar been moving his mouth/
I don't what he crooning about/
Already beat him twice. . . so y'all know. . . I could never lose to the tout/
Ibime vs Sauron. . . google it out/


lout, tout, south, bout, mouth. same shyte recycled over & over again.


why do you idiòts use the same rhyme scheme? who's biting who here? who's the creative one & who's the dullard? do you guys even think we don't see through your fraud. how many times are we going to read the same rhyme scheme from you faggöts?

Ah shuush. Stop derailing. You might confuse newbies with thís nonsense, based on their level of intelligence.

The newbies you like disinforming may not even recognise the start of the rhyme scheme 4 syllables before the end syllable. The skill is not in the end syllable but in the start of the multis. As usual you like playing to the dumb among the audience. They the only niggas you can sway cos skilled niggas no respect you.

fuckyouhard: ibime, this is silly! what's wrong with usin parenthesis? now it's too obvious that ur a dickrider. am ashamed of u! mik has used that heartland line so many times. he keeps recyclin his lines! even before the nl deluge airmark used that same line. in fact, there's nothin u can use to exonerate urself this time. ur scared to let mikuz lose to a newbie, and u have to bring urself so low. u underrate people a lot, and that's very bad! smh

Bros, don't stress the wordplay. You nitpicking. It was not a factor in thís battle cos both of you brought very few.

You can't claim victory in a battle on immaterial wordplay. If I'm generous enough to give you +1 point on Mikwon wordplay and then I give you -1 point on the 'males' wordplay, how you want take claim victory with zero points?

The parentheses thing is well established. I have thrown away dozens of puns cos they are not easily recognisable and would need parentheses. Like DBR said, if the punch needs a parenthesis, bin it.

DBR: 2: E'rone know i phuckin hate parenthesis, or footnotes explaining ur wordies!! sheeet gets on me nerves, very unprofessional!!

It's unprofessional. Learn that for next time.

fuckyouhard: show me his w/ps

He had 2 wordplays and so did you.

1. His 'heartland' wordplay bested every wordplay you spit.

2. Then he played the word 'hearing' and linked it to court of law.

Your wordplays. . .

1. You spit the 'males' wordplay which was a negative score for you. A serious turn off.

2. You spit the Mik won wordplay that we couldnt relate to cos Miquon is a niche topic. You even had to write parentheses to explain it, which is a no no.

fuckyouhard: ibime, ur not showin any maturity at all! do u that in battles u work hard to win the criteria? now take a look at them one after the other and tell me how mikuz got all? the opener, the wp, metaphor and personals? smh! ur not behavin mature at all

When I say categories, I mean he bested you in flow, punches, wordplay and metas.

You bested him in personals. That's it.

You did not best him in wordplays, far from it. Wordplays like 'males' was a serious turn off for me. You can't get verds based on wordplay that is not original.

Most importantly, his verse had more wit and humour.

peterrParker: coogar really influenced the verdicts here www.nairaland.com/1823459/bloody-clash-ii-fuckyouhard-vs

There's nothing swaying there. FYH won that easy. 007s verse was not a battle verse.

fuckyouhard: because it's kim, all the irregular faces are now appearin. smh! I thought they said they don't dickride on nl Kim got punches, metaphor and wp? even opener

Bros cool tempa. You're good, but you came nowhere close to winning thís battle. Like
I said, you're not far off the top vets. The seasoned vets gave every category to Mik except personals, which is exactly how thís battle went down. Believe you me, one vote from Thunder, myself or Siddog cannot compare to a vote from Teddybiyasi. We don't vote with bias. I can't see black and call it white. And same goes for Thunder and Siddog. These guys are vets, not ninjas who don't know their left from right.

What píssed me off in thís battle is that an injustice was almost done due to Coogars influence on some inexperienced newbies. Whoever voted for FYH is either a straight up hater or not qualified to give verdicts. Those ninjas need maggi in their eye. . . cos they're not seasoned observers.