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A40: Naaa! No one is scoring cheap points! Winning laurels is why the sport is being played to start with


There is difference between flash and substance let's bring out Müller's numbers and compare it to Hazard's or Aguero's or Rodriguez's. Rodriguez ko Poloma ni. We dey talk of player wey dey perform for League, Champions League, World Cup you dey mention local champion like Hazard and Aguero



Lille thrashy? The same team with Gervinho, Cabaye, Moussa Sow et al? Are you a learner?

Aguero made Atleti decent? What would we now say about guys like Forlan that actually won them trophies

Abeg stop comparing local champions to Tommy Gunn Müller they are not in the same timezone. It takes a good student of the game to recognize how good Müller Time is

Muller is a King in the game. As of now, Hazard has done nothing to merit comparism.

Luck permitting, Muller should write his name into the history books with the most World Cup goals if he is not injured for the next one.

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El Guapo: Oga it depends on the player.

Greats like Gerd Muller, Cruyff, Fontaine, Stoichkov, Salenko, Suker, Ronaldo de lima etc were scoring for fun during their days, they gave no flying shït about the stage of the competition they were.

See wetin Cameroun done cause. Oleg Salenko now being called a great.

J12: Game of the year. All I can say is What a Game

Game of which year?

Na one eye I use watch that nonsense. Thank God I dey restaurant if not na boredom dem for use kill me.

International footie na pure nonsense these days. Haven't watched a decent international tournament since 2002 World Cup.

Saturday morning free. . .


Nigga gon' quit when I hit him with puns/
I got 99 problems. . . but a million in funds/
If you think I'm talking Naira, then you simple and dumb/
but if a hungry nigga beg for dough. . . I'ma give him some buns!/
The weak-hearted talk tough . . . but see a killer and run/
but I superglue my trigger finger. . . nigga, I stick to my guns!/
My bars got the angels grinning/
Punch niggas till they brains is spinning/
so don't brag about the place you live in/ or get made a victim/
cos I'm a crook. . . so if your chains do glisten/
you guaranteed to get jerked. . . like Jamaican chicken/
I'm fly and handsome. . .plus my paper is strong/
In the club. . . ladies'll throng/ and flock to any table I'm on/
I make your chick wanna take off her thong/
So when Chris Brown say "these girls ain't loyal". . . you relate to that song!!/
I pen lyrics that dudes want/ y'all fools front/ tryna pull stunts/
but ya punches barely 'foul' scratch. . . mine give niggas 'goose' bumps!/



oNe

ChelseaBMW, how come you dey wear all your 10 Chelsea shirts inside sports shop? You buy any of them? If na me, I for pursue you from shop. You carry shop inventory dey borrow-pose dey take selfie.

https://www.nairaland.com/chelseabmw

Make world cup do finish jor.

Once Super Eagles comot, world cup no dey concern me again.

Abeg when be Chelsea first match?

James Rodriguez took that penalty like a thief

mithel: Fabregas and Costa nko... Looool

Thought I was the only one not really excited by those two additions... E dey do me like we no sign anybody yet

Dem boys are good signings.

My angst is why Mikel, Ramires, Torres, Ba, Oscar and co still dey around. We need to release cash tied up in these players. I need Toni Kroos men.

2 threads on thís matter and no inquisitive mind bothered to find out which breeds of snakes those are.

Anyway from their body type, they look venomous so good job you killed them. Skinny snakes are usually bad news.

Why Chelsea never sign anybody since?

Which footballer does thís sloth remind you of?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ES32UFlPOUA&feature=youtube_gdata_player

ILLScripts: Don't Get it twisted when they say my Track-Is-Out-Of-Limits/...tis cause I am "soooo Evil",,they "Cast-Me-Out-Of-- SPIRITS!!!!

Aii...SCRIPT's..

Got the CLEVER MEN/...so Yall should BETTER LEARN/..I am a cyborg sent from outta space to "End Man" like the.......'LETTER 'N!!!!!

So Even before I PULL TRIGGERS OF THE GUN/...My presence already's like a "Through pass",,PUTs..NIGGARS 'ON THE RUN!!!!

Cause when I grab a GUY, HIS VISION DIES/...I burn his fam and bring "tear to faces" LIKE... "INCISION KNIVES!!!!
...Then HIDE THE MISSION FILES...

But if eventually, any BITCH KNOWS/...ima just KEEP BLOWS/...grab Me Guns and "Take him Out With Shots" Like...."BEACH STROLLS!!!!!------take him out with shorts+

Cause whenever I Land in a battle of weapons,TEN PERCENT IS DEAD BY BLOWS/...now a lyrical warlord,single-handedly goin into mars to "REPRESENT THE EARTH LIKE........'GLOBES!!!!

But when people say I am an IMPRESSIVE NINJA/...not only cus I "corner Niggas" like..."DEFENSIVE WINGERS!!!!

But cause av got my DAWGS PANICKING/...the Way I am "soo ddope",,if they move or WALK TRACKS WITH ME/...they'll Get "charged" for...."DRUGSS TRAFFICKING!!!!!
..So Why won't the gODS START BEEFING?

When ryt from pre-school,av got enough stacks to SHOULDER SOME BANGLES/...now stinkin rich,av got more "Green All Over Me", than..."SOLDIERS ON AMBUSH!!!!!

But being a man? A lotta BROKEN LADS BE FORMING/...the SPOKEN FACTS IS FUNNY/...but truth is,I am like a "mid-wife",all their woman does is....."OPEN LAPSS BEFORE ME!!!!!

So Niggas comparing are EITHER LONELY BABOONS/...cause done with slim chickss,now I've got more "fat chickss" than a NIGGA..."BLOWING BALOONS!!!!--fat cheeks

So stop ur NONSENSE TALK/...talking big shows,this is my HUNDREDTH CALL/...cause when I rap,,Av "Got more Cheers" than a...CONFERENCE HALL!!!!!

Cos I BURN RADICALS/...and leave marks on any bitch I feel we aint COMPATIBLE/...so whenever I Come thru the front door,,all niggas do is.."Open Back"..like..."CONVERTIBLES!!!!

And start ROLLING TO THE CAVES/...but don't be surprised if u see em calling the feds too,,HOPING TO BE SAVED/...tis cause I am like an "Undertaker",,whenever u see Me,,Somebody is... "GOING TO THE GRAVES!!!!!!!!!


*Bittch*!!!!!!!!

Dope stuff

Bimfo: Yobo has Done it again..

Yobo was partly responsible for the first goal as well.

Thís is why the European performs better than the African in every endeavour of life.

The European seeks every little advantage whilst the Nigerians throw away 20 corners with no organization or intent to score. You can tell those mudarfuckers have not practiced a single corner in training. 2 corners for the French, 2 goals.

lalaboi: Babtunde has been good. Oshaniwa has been just about decent.

I'm just relieved that Oshaniwa has not been the disaster I expected after his comical 15 minute cameo against the Burkinabes at the last ANC.

Hmmmm. . . Finally remembered my password.

nateevs: So posts criticising the management of the site have been removed. Nice!

You can't criticize a business on it's own premises.

Seun has a business to protect, hence the information management. Mukina must be working overtime to keep a lid on the dissension.

But. . . a responsible business should be telling us the nature of the data breach ie are our email addresses in the wrong hands etc before worrying about the business reputation.



Back to footie. . . apologies are in order to Michael Babatunde. The dude justified his inclusion in the World Cup squad, likewise Oshaniwa.

My words set in stone like Moses up in the mountain/
King Tourney, Chukka was spitting something astounding/ Every pun was dumbfounding/
and it's a safe bet. . . that my reign would have fall. . the way Thunder was sounding!/
but Mikuz will get dumped in the fountain/ when my trouble surround him/
They're done with the counting/ The numbers are now in!/
It says . . I'm one in a million. . and he's one in a thousand/
Fück what his tongue is espousing/ we aint feeling his rank though/
I peeling his cap so/ he better chill and relax yo/
You can't compare a King to a tadpole/ Ask that villain Di Caprio/
He feeling my damn flow/
Despite being racist. . . he still consider this bad bro/ . .an exceptional nigger. . .like Django!/
General. . .commanding troops/ to stand and shoot/
Niggas in Naples shipping me Italian suits/
I put explosives and knockouts in a bastards food. . . call it Banger soup!/
I'm married too/ but still in the strip club with my lavish crew/
With girls showing off their family jewels/ when I brandish loot/
But not like niggas in Miami do/
They throw one dollar notes when enjoying the strip/
But since £1 sterling don't come in notes. . . I'm stoning coins at the bítch!/
Boy, it's a trip/ I might get a chick moist in the whip/
I get overexhuberant sometimes. . . and dislocate the joint in my hip/
What's the point to this shít?/ this verse is aimless and dumb/
Even heaven couldn't battle against with my phrase and my puns/
cos my rhymes could split the sky lines. . like the rays of the sun/

ThunderStorm: Lol. . Ok

I'm still mourning and grieving/ the depature of my mom which I'm missing/ but my nigga evilchapters wants me, to pour in my writtens/
. . so with his courting permission/. .his wish is my command. . . as i put the words into mission/

this verse is the witness. ./ that no titan will own me/ even my home figters still know me/ that my blows blinds off the homie/
. . till he writes . . .corner-pages of farcries. . . but no one would wanna listen. . to his own 'side of the story!'/

Shoutout to Ibi, for keeping it real. . and retaining his shine/ keeping it blazing till time/
despite the forces that . . .secretly. .'love his axe' . . . but been hating his grind/ and framed it with lies!!/

shoutout to Mikuz. . . even though lastnite. .we fought like animals with anger/ but i'm matured enuf, to brand the dude the master/
. .cuz he's every verse is designed to have these . .artifical canibus'. . killed by . . Natural Disaster!!/

shoutout to glacierz. . a soldier thats greater/ with a strength to folder ya to paper/
. . and shoutout out to Ema . .a prince, who would cover . .every length and breath. . to take over ya area/

S/O to cooger. . really. . for claiming his great/ and ended up being a wailing disgrace/
. .S/O to Joshua. . . for maintaining his base!/

Yo!
Shoutout Oga DBR, Dj, Khim darling, the newbies. .and even the clowns which are claiming/ and doubting my ratings/
. . and please, shoutout to pastor prekky. . whereever Ibi left him . just hope he found his salvation!/

Yall thanks for the condols. .it reduced my sorrows and tears/ heed me from the shadows of death/ calmed my marrow and yet/
. .i didnt need a bottle of beer/ to swallow my fears!!/

. . and here i am, with a bow, an arrow and spear

expose my victim's/ bones and kill him/. .that he's no match, for my quotes and writtens/
. .behold,,yall witness. ./
as i let the meek inherit the earth. . and i shall inherit. . the solar system!!/

Thats tight son! Pure wit!

It's a shame that a 'high' level ninja like this should expose us to şuch poor grasp of basic average.

GustavoFring: Firstly, you cannot disprove the stat if you do not have the number of games and resultant number of shots in the sample - For example Jan Mucha played only 2 games for Everton last season and had a save percentage of 92.3% for the season. Only an slowpoke like you would question his stats without actually knowing how many games he played.

Secondly, The fact that Cech has an average of 2.5 saves per game does not literally mean that Cech was making 2 and a half saves per game. That is an average figure based on the number of saves made over the number of games played.

Conversely, the Save Percentage is a literal representation of the number of saves made over the number of goal bound shots faced. As an alleged student of Mathematics, you should know that you cannot directly link the two variables. Unless you honestly think that 2.5 saves is literally 85% of the shots Petr Cech faced.

I'm just SMDH for you. Stop while you can. Everything you wrote here puts your Mathematical level at that of a JSS1B student. The opposite of everything stated above is true

You are also too dumb to understand that the save Percentage is an average. On average, for every 100 shots faced, Cech saved 87.5.

Lemme help you with numbers you will understand at a 'high' level: If Petr Cech saves 50% of shots on his goal and that equates to 1 save per game, then Petr concedes on average 1 goal per game.


Now run along with your 'high' level yarns. You're idiocy has been noted.

More English and more proof that he is clueless.

No of shots on goal per game = no of saves from shots on goal per game + no of shots that went in the net per game


100% = 87.5% + 12.5%

2.63 = 2.3 + 0.33

Petr Cech is only conceding 0.33 goals per game according to his high level interpretation.

The rest were own goals or balloon scored them like Darren Bent.

At least if his brain is too dull to handle numbers, I expect his 'high' level brain to know that no keeper saves 87.5% of shots on his goal. That's 9 in 10 shots on goal. Is Petr Cech turn the famed Indian goalkeeper in the 99-1 victory against Nigeria who turns into lion when strikers approach the box?

The only intelligent ninja that believes that Petr Cech saves 9 out of 10 shots is Dayokanu, after what Petr Cech did to Bayern strikers in Allianz Arena.

GustavoFring: But only a phool like yourself will try to calculate stats over 25 games when the chart clearly says LEAGUE STATS

Have we played up to 25 league games this season?

Also, Idime how can you disprove the chart when you dont even know how many games are covered by the stats for this season.

Oh man, your idiocy keeps getting worse. Nobody is disproving the chart, we are disproving a dumb interpretation of the chart. Don't think you will get away with this by speaking much English.

Its a shame that after 4 hours, you still don't understand that your proportional reasoning is under question here. And you've just proved it with this yarn of 25 games. My friend it does not matter if I gross your numbers up to 10, 20, 25 or hundred.

So once again, please help me understand your NUMBERS. No English please!

You said Cech saves 87.5% of shots on goal and that equates to 2.3 saves per match.

That's how you interpreted Optas chart and used it to claim you are too high level for a dunce like me. Of course, I'm the one with the Maths degrees, but on NL, you are high level and am a dunce.

So if 87.5% = 2.3,

1% = 0.026

Remember now, if Cech saves 87.5% of shots on goal, then he concedes the other 12.5%

Hence 12.5% = 0.33

ie 0.33 goals are conceded per game.

Now if you have any IQ at all, you should look at the 87.5% and the 2.3 goals and figure just by sight that means we are conceding less than 0.5 goals per game by your interpretation. It is at this point your high level brain should have told you that interpretation is wrong

If you take your 0.33 goals per game and gross up to 20 league games, thats 7 goals conceded.

I'm sure we've conceded close to 20 without even looking at league table.

So GustavoFring, without SPEAKING ENGLISH, BLAMING OPTA, blaming when the data collection started or ended; or misunderstanding that Ibime is questioning your proportional reasoning, could you please justify with NUMBERS the statement below:

GustavoFring: To break it down into bite sized chunks for your malformed brain to digest....

[i]Cech's 2.3 saves a game equates to keeping out 87.5% of the shots that have come his way this season

And if numbers are too hard for you, can you explain the LOGIC PROCESS of a 'high' level brain would look at stats and draw conclusion that Petr Cech saves 9 in 10 of the shots on his goal?

You see this 'high' level guy.

Now blaming Opta for his miscomprehension.

So you mean you read that stat and thought Petr saves 9 out of every 10 shots on his goal?

Hehehe.

I don't blame you. He must be worth more than Lionel Messi.

GustavoFring: Cech's 2.3 saves a game equates to keeping out 87.5% of the shots that have come his way this season

Thibault's 2.7 saves a game can only keep out 80% of the shots that have come his way.

NATEEVS,

Please come and save your boy. At least you have a degree, so we might believe you if you prove this is 'high' level.

Everybody get your calculators out!

If 87.5% success rate equates to 2.3 saves per game,

How many goals has Petr Cech conceded in 25 games this season?

This is not a trick question!

It's a 'high' level question!

Mr Man, bring out your calculator. Is Petr Cech saving 87.5% of the shots on his goal?

GustavoFring: Ibime this is how you continue to display your idiocy to the world.

Cech's 2.3 saves a game equates to keeping out 87.5% of the shots that have come his way this season

Thibault's 2.7 saves a game can only keep out 80% of the shots that have come his way.

Thibault is making MORE saves but is keeping out a LOWER percentage of shots than Cech!

This clearly shows that Thibault is clearly getting more action than Cech AND suggests that Chelsea have the better back four, defence or whatever...

It's quite funny when a pre-degree student will start preaching to those who have achieved something academically.

You must be very foolish to assume that Cech is keeping out 87.5% of the shots that come his way while Courtois is keeping out 80%.

If you claim 87.5% = 2.3, the other 12.5% equates to 0.33 hence by your reckoning Cech is conceding only 0.33 goals per game.

So by your reasoning, in the 25 games Cech has played this season, he has only conceded 8 goals going by your 0.33 average.

This is why you are a dunce who should not bring 'high' talks claiming superiority of knowledge over people who are not in your intellectual cadre.

Someone who can actually understand numbers like myself would tell you the 12.5% failure rate for Cech only refers to the number of shots he managed to touch but could not keep out the net and is no indicator of the shots on his goal.

That my friend, is the biggest proof that you are a dunce on the loose with delusions of grandeur.

GustavoFring: Do they have a better back four than Chelsea?

They have a better midfield and more solid shape than Chelsea hence they are better defensively. Only your 'high' level brain would be talking about back four in relation to Cech and Courtois. If Chelsea like they should employ 4 Tiago Silvas, Courtois will still have less work to do than Cech.

GustavoFring: The stats don't take into account that Cech is playing for a better team and has a better back 4 shielding him.

Last season, Thibault kept 20 clean sheets in 37 games in the league. Extremely impressive for a 21 year old.

When people say you are a dunce, you will say you are chatting 'high' level stuff.

How many teams in Europe can claim to have a better defence than Atleti?

The way Simeone sets up his team to play, clean sheet is almost guaranteed before kick off sef.

dayokanu: Wait wait

Were some toads on this thread comparing Cech to Neuer less than 6 months ago?

Ok take this Biatches

RANKING 2013

Manuel NEUER (FC Bayern München): 211 points
Gianluigi BUFFON (Juventus FC Torino): 78 points
Petr CECH (Chelsea FC London): 64 points
Thibaut COURTOIS (Club Atlético de Madrid): 54 points
Victore VALDES (FC Barcelona): 53 points
Iker CASILLAS (Real Madrid CF): 23 points
Salvatore SIRIGU (Paris St Germain): 5 points

http://www.iffhs.de/the-worlds-best-goalkeeper-2013/

All this one na story. You know their method is flawed when Buffon is no 2 on the list and Casillas is still there despite riding bench for 12 months.

Bayern and Benfica know how Cech won the last 2 European trophies.

Cech is WITHOUT DOUBT the best keeper in the world.

I still say sell him though cos Courtois is not too far behind and much younger.

UlqU3: 1. I think its a childish move not replying after coogar had posted. Flimsy excuse btw
2. Yall ganging up on coogar are dickriding. Yes you are, let him and bis do their thing without your input. smh
3. Coogar had a nice verse... but, ur 1st bar- the crack heads part was bitten from dizaster (dizaster vs t rex SMACK URL battle), also your 'working abroad - overseas employment' line too was bitten from Bender (bender vs Illmaculate KOTD battle). Both were bitten WORD FOR WORD. I saw some other suspicious lines but ill reserve my comments.

Sauron has always been a biter.

I cant reply him cos I never agreed to battle him. Do u battle every Tom, Dike and Harry on Facebook? I only blame Mikuz for opening thread. His spar on FFR was not worthy to waste ma time on him and besides, I've already beaten Sauron twice before he got exposed as a biter.

And lo and behold, half the bars here are either generic or bitten word for word.

Yall tune in to my final battle against Mikuz. I got no time to do wack ninjas favours.

AIRMARKS VERSE


Things to note: Mikuz real name is Kingsley ezeala. He lives in portharcourt, RIVERS state but claims to be living in Austria on facebook. He’s jobless as can be seen under work and education on his facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/m1ku2

www.facebook.com/m1ku2/about He’s gap toothed and most times on nl, misyarn. lol https://www.facebook.com/photo.php? fbid=502765743070282&set=pb.100000105818794.-2207520000.1389270900.&type=3&theater Mikuz’ soccer club’s support is unstable and confusing as revealed by jerseys and logos he flaunts: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php? fbid=502765743070282&set=pb.100000105818794.-2207520000.1389270900.&type=3&theater https://www.facebook.com/photo.php? fbid=417813368232187&set=pb.100000105818794.-2207520000.1389270900.&type=3&theater Mikuz showed his frustration as regards girls and love on September 30 saying :‘Bleep love . . So damn tired of trying.’ and also :‘’thought it was true love, but women ar just liars!’’ https://www.facebook.com/m1ku2 you wanna know why? He has a sister Blessing Ezeala. https://www.facebook.com/ezealadotcom

AIR strikes at MIKUZ

Mikuz, when i knock on ya door in ‘French suit’, aint Jehovah’s witness/ ‘’bonjour’’, am here to spread the gospel of ma revolver’s swiftness/no Jonathan’s fresh AIR, but gonna win ya soul with pitroipa’s sleekness/even AIR FRANCE cant charge me for executing you and spreading my ‘’dissolver’s’’ business!!!/

Mofo kept shouting achebe of rap, even chinua[/b]will ask us “who gave him?”/His lies were thrashed when a prince came to daze him/ *Prince – Ema prince* girls complain he is too [b]mik, on bed he’s too lazy/loser cried on fb ''women are liars'', cos a carpenter took away his boo lately!!!/ *mik -meek*

Air Mark gets A M flows, that bring freshness to rap world/since you vexing, by P M, will send virus to ya ‘wards’/ when you see me at NITE better bless me with two ‘AWARDS’/ cos i still enjoy ‘free shots’ at WEE HOURS when ya sister, blessing’s a.sz...rattles backwards!!!/

Dude’s known for his b11tchy ‘mouth-actions’, annoying like flip-flops/Besides his name, the way Mik uz switches club confirms, he was born by Chinese w.hore!!!/

This fraudster will suffer AIR borne disease , claiming on fb he is in Austria/while he’s jobless in rivers, battling nausea/will contract him with AIR pollution, let him die of sickness that’s industrial!!!/

When i ‘cook beef’, no room for ‘exit strategy’, ‘isi ewu’ on ma mind, as the ‘god one’/‘I’ve been waiting for you’, mikuz itz time to let ya empty skull burn/

Only me can ensure nothing harm your team and you in this rap forest/so when you look around and see the mark... jus rest/be calm and ask for crest/.....but if forming king kong, my techs will drill city maps on your chest!!!/

When you battled EMA, we thought Seun had appointed PRINCE, rap section moderator/Cos ya 28lines got consumed like the product of zero and the number, with multiplication operator!!!/

ya watery egos are blank /you sinking in that flow for rank/this rivers boy moans at banks/Kingsley, Christ wont mistake ya for Peter, you cant make it on net work.... we all know ya ‘self-service’!!!/

What i scribe wears his brain out, his main ‘fan’ has lost the rotor/He ‘sweats’ decoding my ‘hot lines’, to him - my writtens are harder than words in COBOL!!!/

This gap-toothed nairaland mod gon be toothless, with no helper/if he spits mouth-watering lines, my ‘jaw-breaking’ punches gon complete the tooth loss, so that he cant call Osewa!!!/

king’s tourney final saw Mikuz putting Prekky on B I S, voted his ruling party, his C-in-C/This BB messenger cant stop licking the boots of his ‘P-man’, gay romancing P-dp!!!/

C.Ronaldo of this game, my runs wiped monreal/ Since mikuz strenght is weak like miku’s and his hammered shots only hit the wood work, he was bundled to sell teak, he can never strike for real!!!/ * Miku was Getafe player loaned to celtic * * teak (tectona grandis) is a hard wood *

If we do stock exchange, mik will still fall when i go bullish, cripple him with a frightening bear/he will be a laughing stock when the loser is trading blows... on the floor, fighting the AIR!!!/

When next you hear in your area that am angry, start begging , don’t scale that perimeter fence/Cos AIR is omnipresent...can travel thousands of kilometres to mark and kill you...even if itz 1 millimetre offence!!!/

MIKUZ VERSE



Diss @ Airmark . .

I smear this hommie for fun/ maim and own him with puns/ then stab his mouth to leave holes in his gums/
. . he'll get a beating of his life . . cos Ill handle Mark without holding a gun!/

You sound and talk like a ffool/ every line you popping is bull/
. . Cos ya horrible diction against Dj is a prove . . that its either you skipped classes or you dropped out of school!/

I'm mean and callous/ enough to slit his phallus/
. . but it voters doubt that I wont skin the ffaggot . . Ill come with a bag of hot coals . . to Char Mark . . like Marouane of Crystal Palace!/

I'm known to shoulder and stun cats/ and beat loafers with drug raps/
. . So you'd die in a pitch . . Cos the Norwich player can vouch that . . Ill blow ya brains over a Snod grass!/

I dress ta kill . . . .

Thats why ladies like my fashion/ I'm fly and having/ and any chick I wink goes wild with passion/
But hes broke, dry and starving . . .
. . So even the 'former Cardiff coach' knows that any babe 'Mark eye' . . will spite and slap him!/

You weak and average/ Ill bring you damage/
. . Ya battle against Dj was so disappointing . . every voter saw ya verse as a piece of garbage!/

I got enough paper to buy me Navagio beach/ or bang the @ss of yo bbitch/ and my wealth has taken me to heights you can't afford to reach . . . /
So stop bragging you rich . . when ya cash can't stretcher longer than the nose of Ibrahimovic!/

Ya punchlines are boring and bleak/ we sick and tired of the all rubbish you spit/ just end ya carreer and call it a quit/
Cos my witty lines leave girls breathless and gasping . .
. . but truth is, any babe who gasp for Air must be struggling to breathe!/

So don't hate me, I'm only revealing the facts/ you deserve to banned and given a slap/ or a series of spanks/
. . . Cos you wouldn't still 'raise the standards' . . If you 'hoisted a couple military flags'!/

I'm strong and brute/ when I ccock and shoot/ you get dropped for good/
. . so you best be on The Run or go Undercover . . cos you'd realise there is a NEED FOR SPEED when I give you a Hot Pursuit!/

You just confused/ that trash you rapping have shown/ you'd get dismantled and stoned/
but in this battle . . If I catch 'Air dissing' ask . . 'Cavani' . . Ill break more than half of his bones!/

They've never rated you higher/ those weak bars makes you a liar/ you definately playing with fire/
cos with only one shot . . I'ma take Air out . . quicker than deflating a tyre!/