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Pogba can never measure up to Kroos in thís life or the next. Juve should drop his price to £25m then we'll think about it

CFCfan: Kroos is on the fast train to Madrid, and a Khedira purchase is a long-shot

Khedira is coming. Not that I want him but upgrade on Ramires he certainly is.

Dhelake: If you sell all this players, who will be on the bench

Matic, Khedira, Thiago, Fabregas and Van Ginkel. That's enough with Baker also.

The rest can find their way.

In the meantime, our board should be going to Madrid to beg Toni Kroos.

Demba Ba is gone. Waiting for Torres, Mikel, Ramires, Oscar, Moses, Marin and maybe Romeu

Tval: The way them this Chelsea board dey run tins dey questionable.

As in how? It's a lot better than previous years. My own is who is interested in taking Mikel, Ramires, Ba and Torres from us.

Schweinsteigers CV is almost complete. He only needs the Euros to finish his career. He deserves it.

Schurrle makes his name in history

Ibime: In 2010, we both got engaged together/
I been married 2 years now. . . this broke nigga still tryna raise the cheddar/
Or maybe the lady's clever/ . . .and left him for a nigga who got his game together!/

Anambra girl. . . he was chasing from the day he met her/
Claimed he's doing introduction 4 years ago . . if my brain remembers/
One look at this broke cat. . . her father reneged to let her/ and chased away the leper/
then slapped his daughter. . . like. . . "Nne, I know I raised you better!"/

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I could never show this fággot respect/
Read back on my text/ how in 2010, he got engaged to an Anambra sket/
You need proof he’s a lying áss pest?/. . . well, he answered it best/
Everything I rapped is correct/
It’s been 4 years!. . . . and the broke nigga. . . hasn’t married her yet!!/
Wait. . . . lemme hazard a guess/
Either she said he’s a burden/
Or. . . .she don’t exist. . . . and I bet he’s a virgin/ . . . .I’m yet to determine!/
NL biggest troll. . . . he’s a professional vermin/
and those who’ve met in person/ will attest it for certain/
that he’s the jobless nigga ever liveth. . . . an idle mind. . . .where the devil is working!!!/
My star shines. . . . like a nebula burning!/ check the old cassettes/
How a real King sets example. . . with flow and texts/
This nigga not the dopest vet/ he a hopeless pest/
A biter. . . who spam the thread. . . . with arguments, jokes and jests/
He don’t pose a threat/ A vet? You kidding!/
When he battle. . . he beg niggas to dissect his writtens/
Which vet explains punches. . . in the text he spitting?/
When I spit. . . . you know it’s a punch. . . cos your head is spinning!!!/
He’s an ignorant fool/
2006, he did a Masters in the States. . . that really is true/
Over there, you saw the singer Mario. . . . and took a picture with dude/
But posting on your profile. . . wasn’t a brilliant move/
So when I say that I’ma split him in two/ . . . that’s physically true!/
Cos in the picture . . . .that lil R’n’B nigga. . . . was bigger than you!!/
Speaking of your Masters. . . funny that Sauron did it with you/
Your undergrad in Manchester?. . . he was still in your school/
And in Fantasy Premier League. . . .after Sauron dipped on the crew/
you started managing his team. . . . nigga, isn’t it true?/
So when he claim he ain’t Sauron. . . . we ain’t feeling the fool!/
He a biter. . . . plus clearly he’s trash/
He’s 32 with mental problems. . . . his family need to section his áss/
The only textcee who explain his punches. . . . he’s terribly gassed/
So don’t give the troll no attention. . . . just let him merrily pass/
All the older dudes in NL know what I’m texting is facts/
Sauron could put 2013 calendar in the ground. . . . but he still can’t 'bury the past'!/



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Don't give attention to a bytch emcee. Simples.


FFR done turn to gossip section cos y'all give attention to a known biter, a mentally insane, jobless 32 year old ninja with nothing better to do than troll all day on NL in every section. Some of y'all haven't been on NL long enough. The dude is well known. Jackal, Le Chak, Sauron, Hannibal, Xerxes, Cougar, Coogar. Ignore the ninja. He ain't got the answer.

Who pushed thís to front page?

Any list without Thunderstorm, Mikuz, Loonatik, Ema Prince and currently Krone is false.

Let Ramires go jor. If Real want him, swap him for Khedira who aint great - but a big upgrade on Ramires and a good balance with Matic and Cesc.

Pogba overpriced and overhyped. Schweinsteiger and Toni Kroos schooled him like a bytch. Cabaye is his boss in French midfield.

I no get problem with Bertrand and PVA being our only two leftbacks sef. Both them can play in a league winning team if Clichy can.

Luis is brilliant but I cant abide more than £12m on a 29 year old leftback

Nicotine smoker/ I puff that green cobra/
Make you lean over/ like two sniffs of clean coca/
Marine soldier/ machine holder/ that squeeze toasters/
Semi-automatic magazine reloader/
My beef kosher/ Y'all niggas sweet like cheap soda/
Gee-hova!/ I rain pestilence and ebola!/
When my shít hit the net. . . Latin fans will scream "Gola"!/
the first nigga in Port rocking mocassin loafers/
When I rap and rumble/
I make stand-up niggas crash and tumble/
Broke niggas better start acting humble/
Claiming life's a 'bed of roses'. . .when they 'sleeping on Mats'. . . like they ain't a fan of Hummels!/
I leave chicks mattress rumpled/ from exhuberant séx/
Beefing me is something any fool would regret/
Yall niggas be confusing a vet/ with foot soldiers/
I shook shoulders/ with crook brokers/ who hold more paper. . . than book holders!/
I jux jokers/ and expose they weakness/
I stitch words like tailors. . . but the flow is seamless/
Wait. . . lemme hold my pénis/
Sticks and stones break bones. . . while my words flog niggas. . . with strokes of genius!!/
I'm so egregious/ Limbless niggas tryna hold a greviance/
Claiming I got their dough. . . these dudes is bananas. . . I don't owe em peanuts!/
I leave niggas shedding tears/ when the barretta flares/
He better fear/ before bullets make him dance like Fred Astaire/
Soon as their credit clear/. . . niggas pay my dividends first. . . like a preference share/
Aboki style. . . I flog a cow skin. . . till the leather tear/
Unisex fashion. . . nigga, I'm every wear/
FFR the kinda place where vets should meet/ to text and beef/
Where wack niggas get booed and we reject the weak/
Nowadays, all y'all do is flex and speak/ and that vex the Chief/
But shout out Krone. . . cos his texts is deep. . . and his set's unique/
But some of y'all acting extra sweet/ with long paragraphs/
I been snowed under with work. . . but still bury y'all. . . avalanche!/
Legend of Bagger Vance/ Y'all never had a chance/
I'm loyal to my savage gang/
I don't abandon fam/
My crew stick together. . .cos I roll with my homes'. . . like Camper vans!/
The rainmaker/ razor blade raiser/ game changer/
Dead men walking. . .niggas with one foot in the grave. . . in grave danger/
My change major/ I keep accounts and move orders/
At work. . . I'm bout to sack a dude. . . with a wife and two daughters/
That's crude slaughter/ but I aint got the feeling to care/ the villain is here/
I make niggas lose jobs. . . that pay 8 million a year!/
That got you feeling broke and bitter/ how I dispose a nigga/
who earn more than you. . . plus 5 of your closest niggas!/
I'm cold as winter/ plus I'm holding nuggets/
I got dough for the hos that love it/
Could afford a night. . . with any famous chick in the whole Republic/
. . . while one night with a local asewo. . . would blow ya budget/
It's easy to pay a million to fück. . .it won't budge me/ Don't judge me!/
For a million, some y'all niggas take a díck in ya butt. . trust me/
It'll get so ugly/ if we fall in a fight/
but I need my beauty sleep. . . so let's call it a night!/

Tval: Finally, he has joined.

Who be dat? I don't recognize the face

Dis what happens when you give attention to bytch emcees. Plenty chat instead of bars. Thís is not a gossip section abeg.

CFCfan: Because he fielded Fernandinho instead of Paulinho? Or snubbed Diego Costa?

Nah, cos of his cynical fouling tactics throughout the tournament and building Brazil midfield on players with zero technique like Gustavo. Picking ninjas like Fred to lead his attack, constantly picking Hulk etc whilst ignoring Hernanes, Willian and Coutinho plus his ridiculous handling of Diego Costa.

I feel sorry for every Brazilian player there on a human level. Some will never live thís down.

The only ninja I have zero pity for is Scolari. He reaped what he sowed.

Schurrle wicked boy!

Dont kick a man when hes down

David Luiz done abandon defence

Go Schurrle!!!

Word reaching me from Oil Mill market is that Brazilian weave is now selling at half price.

Brazil fans booing Fred. See who Scolari take pursue Diego Costa. Yakubu of Brazil

Mehn we need to double Madrids offer to Kroos and ditch that visionless Oscar

Dayo, I hail o. See wetin your boys dey do.

Brazil might not come out for second half. Stadium go soon dey empty.

David Luiz disgracing himself. See defence leader. Cowboy.

God bless PSG.

National heartbreak.

See women and children crying in the stadium. Suicide tinz.

No hosts have disgraced themselves like thís since Tunisia in Tunisia 94.

Nihilist: Abeg wetin dey happen for here?

This na live game or highlights?

Na highlights. lol

I foresee riots tonight.

Game over. Men against boys.

Guapo, Hazard is not ready to be compared to Muller.

And Muller sons Luiz on the corner

I'm the illest dude in the South/
Ever since Mik got bruised in the bout/ Coogar been moving his mouth/
I don't what he crooning about/
Already beat him twice. . . so y'all know. . . I could never lose to the tout/
Ibime vs Sauron. . . google it out/
before he was caught biting Metasin and ditched the stüpid account/
So fück what he foolishly shout/ he don't rattle the fans/
His win against Mik. . .is a picture in a pot. . . just a flash in the pan/
Fact is, I can't rap with the man/
He a püssy. . . the kinda nigga that I'd slap with the back of my hand/
He a old and lame bítch/
Y'all know the name Bis/ AKA the flow the game miss/
Shoot guns on horseback. . . with the same hand I hold the reigns with!/
Novocaine spit/
6 years. . . I held shít down. . . like soakaway pits!/
I'm in kangaroo court for making lions flee/ and setting tigers free/
I'm a Zoo nigga. . .so niggas trying me/. . .will get their back broken. . . from a flying knee!/
That's Neymar puns/ from birth to puberty. . . I raised ma guns/
In other words. . . I been shooting AR-15s. . . since they were AR-1's!!!/
I leave bros a mess/ when I'm holding techs/
cos I'm a pro with the iron. . . like dry cleaners. . when clothes is pressed/
Recently I been so upset/
cos JJC to thís holy thread/ don't know their vets/
So since newbies disrespecting the game/
Its only right we take a walk down memory lane/
I set the template for Nigerian netcees/ let's see. . /
Name an ill vet who met me/ and don't respect me/
Back in 2007 on AHH.COM/ my name drop bombs/
When me, Intel and Sike used to straight lock horns/
I used to trampoline/ on niggas backs and crack they spleen/
then "spray their blood over the TV. . . and turn it to a plasma screen"/
Sauron was King. . . till I moved to Nairaland. . . and snatched his dream/
Smashed his screen/ till he started biting raps like a fàggot queen/
Sad it seems/ same Sauron known as Coogar today/
The dude is a gày/ y'all really need to boo him away!/
then I crushed HJ & Mailmalc and left no room for debate/
I beat countless niggas till they knew me a great/ and truely a sage/
Gave coogar one more chance to attack the Kingship/
then stretched his plastic lyrics. . . past their elastic limit/
I beat Malt with ether/ and torched the geezer/
and made most of y'all beleivers/
when I said . . . if Paul is Paulina/ and George is Georgina/
then I see the bítch in him. . .cos Malt is Maltina/
then I took a setback from that nigga Streetwise/
but still kept the crowd entertained with strong and deep lines/
But what makes an emcee. . . . ain't the battles I fought/
We used to rap for the sport/ back and forth/ for hours we fought/
6 months, me and DBR had the illest spars/ with killer bars/
two epic battles that we staged even thrilled the stars/
And that's when I dropped one of the popular raps/
Said "my gun is a fàg/ it "ejaculates noisily" when he gets shot in the àss/
cos my "magnum-cüm-loud" . . . like I'm top of the class/
He better 'reverence' my rhymes cos I'm a 'father' to him/
If he say my name in vain, there's no pardon for him/
cos I'll shoot 'cannons' at the 'primate'. . .for his 'cardinal' sin/
Fought an audio battle with Bamsyle/ we ran wild/
He had an ill chorus, but my punches made the fans smile/
I'm a mean emcee/ every gee felt me/
when I made him lose his left eye. . . like TLC/
2012. . . Me and Mikuz sparred for a year/
No battle. . . . we went bar for bar with a spear/
So Coogar spit one battle, then his heart disappear?/
all I see is a bytch nigga. . that be harbouring fear!!/
Ask Thunder and Glacierz about our back and forths/
Forget the battle talk/ we slang lyrical catapults/
4 or 5 rebuttals a day/ I told niggas. . .
if you can't say it with bars. . . you got nothing to say/
Rest assured when we battled. . . they got punched in the face/
but before I put niggas to sleep. . . first I tucked em away/
King Tourney, I dissed U3 for 5 days straight/
Had the whole facebook feeling like I'm the guy they hate/
Faced 4 heavyweights and still took the crown/
6 years on the throne. . . nigga look around/
Everything that I cook profound/ not like thís Coogar clown/
Only bars made thís page. . . when I ruled the town/
These days I just kick frees. . . playing with all y'all/
I spit strictly off the top. . . though Im capable of more/
Im a family man/ with a lucrative career/
Busy day in, day out. . . with few minutes to spare/
So y'all best appreciate that once upon a time/
all the vets you know today. . . were busy studying my lines/