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lol. Wetin we no go hear for NL. The next personals against Mikuz go funny die.

In the meantime, please note that vets on NL will not allow someone to win a battle with a weaker verse just because someone is swaying. No doubt Mikuz vexed a lotta niggas when he was Mod, but his verse was way better, simple as. If a generic guy starts lauding generic punches as haymakers, then this section has really gone to the dogs.

And in the future, lets all respect ourselves, drop your verd and leave. I had to make a stand cos Coogar would not drop his verd and leave, rather derailing the thread and playing politics.

YoungDaNaval: I'm Really Disappointed At Ibime....

Learn to speak English, illiterate. You disappointed in Ibime. Thank me later, hater.

Krizzkutz: Mikuz is a snitch, peep this nigga https://m.facebook.com/notes/krizz-kutz/mikuz-n-khim-white-private-chat-leaks/527909480655315/?refid=21

WTF?!

Makes sense jare. If senior men like Ivanovic are not getting £100k, why should Shaw?

Thís what happens when y'all allow a lunatic biter run loose in thís section. Nobody will enjoy the sport anymore. Every battle will turn turn to politics. That's what happens when a ninja with 2 verses and a thousand chitchats in 6 months starting throwing his weight around. It won't be about the BARS no more.

There's a reason I refused to engage with thís clown, cos he is not about the BARS. Check our last battle, 5 years ago - even after everyone gave decisive verds, the ninja went on derailing the thread for 3 pages. Thís ninja will turn NL to Facebook or 2go with his chitchats. He aint about bars or the fun of the sport.

https://www.nairaland.com/295022/sauron-vs-ibime

A so called textcee who spit two verses in 6 months, now claiming all his bars are generic, not bitten. If in two verses, his whole body of work is generic, goes to show he's not a vet in any shape or form.

That's all on the matter. I will not bring myself into his arena (chitchats) cos nobody got time to engage him in that. I'll be back on FFR talking with BARS as we've always done in thís section.

fuckyouhard: it's glarin that ibime is biased! generic puns? smh! ibime, go n watch how real rap battles are done in kotd! the win is decided by the number of jabs recorded! read mikuz's lines again. he's just tellin his usual long stories but hardly hittin, tho ur cliché won't see that. ur just too pompous proud of yourselves, that's why i prefer coogar. u discriminate, he doesn't. mikuz, from day one has hated me without any reason. I even voted in his favor against Sid, ask him. the only sociable fellow here in ur group is airmark. but to u newbies shudn't be seen around here but coogar is free with everyone. so when u see a lot of people on his side, it's not dickridin. they find him lively. just imagine an nl without coogar. .. . .enough said!

Bros, don't gas yourself. When a biter starts swaying, you might convince yourself thís battle is close. When vets come to judge, you can't get a single verd. I only made a stand cos certain ninja is derailing thís section. Even Sosiq who got beef with Mikuz claimed he clearly won. We can't see wrong and call it right. No be bias.

And don't talk to me about Coogar. I've known that biter for over 6 years. I'm not active in this section to trade gist with everyone. I only pick out the guys that entertain me. Coogar is unemployed and got all the time in the world to do that. He will even be hailing Teddybiyasi's verses. He's a politician.

On FFR, we always favour skill. If you are ill, we recognise you straight away like Prekky, Thunderstorm, Joshuabase etc, and recently Krone. If you come here as a light-heavyweight (which you are), we engage you in friendly battles (Glacierz, EvilChapterz, Loonatic etc all arrived as light-heavyweights) If you have an ego bigger than your skill level, we ignore you. You improve here by working on your skill and not being sensitive. We not ninjas who see something wack and say it's hot.

I'm not here to be anybody's paddy. I'm busy. Coogar will see your generic bars about 'Males' and 'postal service' and claim it's a haymaker. I've seen a million of those puns, I can't say that. The Coogar will chat two thousand chitchats with you, while only dropping two verses in 6 months, and those two verses are full of other people's raps. He's not a rapper, he's a biter. He will hail your generic puns because all his stuff is bitten anyway:

coogar: Ibime would get tortured, I'm like Nero in Star Trek/I'm evil i leave my victims half dead/Decapitate you with one shot, aim's precise - like a Jarhead/I got my feet named Whitney & Bobby & when they kick, they crack heads

http://battlelyrics.com/2013/09/25/t-rex-vs-dizaster-lyrics/

Dizaster: "I name my fists Whitney and Bobby. . . . cos when I punch they crack heads"

coogar: Still married to my Anambra chic, while he lacks marital enjoyment/His wife left him cos he's genitally impotent/Ask him the last time he got laid, he would normally disavow it/When Ibime tells you he's working a broad it's oversea employment/
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Bender vs Illmaculate at 7.10


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEYdhO4N918

You ask if he's a virgin or not, he'll totally avoid it/ If he say he's working a broad. . . . it's overseas employment/



There is nothing Coogar spit before that is original. He spit two verses in 6 months and all the concepts have been seen before except Fadeyi Oloro line. That's why real vets don't take him serious, only newbies whose ego he massages.

If I'm lying, show me one vet who hail him. He's a noisemaking nonentity. Don't ever bring my name and his in the same sentence again. I've known Sauron for 6 years and defeated him multiple times, even Krayola disgraced him off the site. I would not give that ninja air to be considered my rival, he's just another Sleakid. I only blame Mikuz for opening thread for me and Coogar where nobody sent him.

fuckyouhard: we don't see u in battle threads, even when ur name is tagged. but here u r today, sleepless. . .restless! u must do everythin within ur power to turn this around, wudn't u? smh!

Coogar spent the first two pages promoting your generic rubbish about males and postal service, you didn't say nothing.

I dropped my verd and asked the MOD to clean the thread and you here hollering.

We have etiquette here and I don't comment in battles, but since you have no problem with Coogar swaying for you, I must speak the truth:

Anybody who claimed you won thís is either a hater or is not educated in rap to compare your overplayed generic puns to Mikuz verse. And that's only the truth.

If the battle was close, I would not comment. Thís was not close. I would not stand by while ninjas make mockery of rap battle section.

Airmark, clear all non-verds let's see the current scores.

Jor oh. I can't cross words with market women.

My next post on here will be BARS as usual. Till then. . .

GIYAZZ: With all due respect sir, I'm asking you not to ever tag my name on a post whenever you wanna underate or downgrade a textcee! Last time I checked, you are too old and matured to judge people without giving them a chance!

I respect you like a father, but you must never provoke me. A good elder will nevrer write what you just wrote, you were destroying my image and building Mikuz'. . . I won't say I'm dissapointed in you, but I just need you to beware; never tag my name whenever you feel like breaking down a textcee. Thanks

With all due respect Sir, I'm just speaking facts. Shame you have to be in the conversation. It's like me saying don't ever compare Maradona to Okocha. You are the Okocha here. I ain't got no problem with Okocha, just stating facts.

SMH, chit chat niggas always derailing. Drop your verd and leave. Observe proper etiquette in ninjas battles as we've always done. Mod, clean the thread please.

I don't know why Mikuz is mixing words with textcees who aint on his level.

Imagine Mikuz accepting battle with Giyyazz. SMH.

You should be battling ninjas like Krone and Thunder, not Giyazz. Not even FYH.

Remember how I refused to entertain any rivalry with Sleakid? You can't cheapen your skill by putting ninjas on your level when they clearly not.

Especially im thís time when many ninjas are anti-Mikuz. The way ninjas are feeling right now I wont be surprised if Giyazz wins sef.

Thís is rubbish.

Mikuz bodybagged FYH.

Its not even a contest.

Unfortunately Mik made many enemies on thís board from his time as MOD hence thís nonsense.

FYH verse did not move me at all - definitely not generic puns about bàlls and snooker players, or 'producing writtens' and 'giving birth to notebooks' or 'males' and 'postal service'. That shyt is a level below VET level. A vet would keep away from that kinda stuff in a battle cos it's overplayed.

Comparing Mikz verse to FYH is like comparing Ali to Hasim Rahman.

Mikuz got EVERY CATEGORY except PERSONALS.

Thís is utter nonsense.

MVGT - MIKUZ

Ibime.

^^^ Someone please ban thís spammer

@ Muki,

I apologize for deleting my team last season. Please send me code.

mukina2: see broad daylight robbery . .you founded and started what?
this is why suarez bites people
where were you when Oga V started this <https://www.nairaland.com/71650/fantasy-football >

Madam, no just vex me.

You are giving me link to you and Vieiras private league which was 3 pages long. You no dey shame?

Meanwhile Dyabman myself and a few others had a bigger league running at the same time.

In 2009, I consolidated both leagues and launched Nairaland Premier league as we know it today with over a 100 participants and 144 pages long, securing the involvement of everybody in Sports section - and you are telling me about Oga Vieiras private league.

You better act right.

mukina2: This thing is done for fun, Chamotex 'carry last' more than anyone but he never once removed his team. Ibime deleted his team, because he was afraid of losing.

You are yet to show me any rule stating that deleted teams cannot participate.

If I see Oga 'carry last' Chamotex in any league thís season, or any ninja like Eldee who still finished below my ghost team, it will not be well with you.

If Ipukulu is not given code for FA Cup, then sadly we will not participate in the league, drawing to an end the long and glorious contribution we have made to the advancement of thís game on Nairaland.

AirborneLacer: Are there no exceptions to the rule that's keeping Ibime out of the game?

There ain't no rules. Ask them to show where they stated such rules before I deleted my team. Nothings keeping me out the game but mediocres playerhating. You won't see where Ritchboy, Tboogie, Azpi, Kokomaster, Mubz are asking for Ibime to be banned. Those guys want to play against the top players. They value the competition and rivalry. It's the mediocres campaigning to kick me out.

See as them done spoil the game. I don't even see people rushing to sign up after almost one day of adverts. They will soon send the thread to Front Page to generate interest from Tom, Dike and Ngozi - players who will not keep the banter or interest going. When I was running thís thing, within 6 hours, thís thread will be 3 pages long with people requesting code. Thís game is all about a community of interested and contributing participants and I'm integral to that community.

Who can forget when I founded this league, cultivated this league, then handed it over the Mods to run, all because I thought it would be better for Mods to officiate entry using their PM rights. No worry. . . . God dey.

Now they dulled the league and made the thing boring. Even trying to get rid of the founding father through playerhating.

Last season thread only reached 53 pages. Everyone was bored after January.

I started this league, the thread went to 100 pages, we had to open a new thread which ran for another 44 pages.

https://www.nairaland.com/302710/nairaland-fantasy-football-league-2009


When I started this thing, I made it fun, started the banter, advertised the thing - and guess what, I'm one of the best, if not the best player ever in this game. Now they want to get rid to make space for some middle performers. 10 Aston Villas or Stoke Citys cannot contribute what Chelsea contribute to a season.

My contribution to FPL is immeasurable. FPL without Ibime is like China without rice. You don't just jettison such a key cornerstone because some failures prefer beurocratic mediocrity. I started the company!!

I made everybody feel included in this game. Some ninjas came here to enjoy the banter, even ninjas who dont use Nairaland because of the environment I created here in FPL's inaugural season. The same Muki zealously towing the beaurocratic line (She how she attacked me in her opening speech) is the same Muki I mollycuddled into this game, made her feel included, even opened poll begging the FPL players to show how much they miss her when she quit FPL once over a minor fracas.

Chats aplenty. . . this is not a playground. . .

My team name is Ipukulu Marines. I patiently await my code. Kindly comply.

mukina2: League codes only for you shorry you left last season, no standing for you.

See. . . . stop perpetuating this joke past it's sell-by date. . .

A hating-áss underachiever like Chamotex decided to make laws on the hoof and you are lending credence to a farce.

Show me one rule that stated deleted teams will be banned from next season before I deleted my team. This kind of policy-making on the hoof; and retrospective jurisdiction is why FPL is full of middling plodders who never finish in the top-10.

If you say that this is a moral jurisdiction, I say there is a bigger moral jurisdiction that a two-time Champion, two-time finalist and league founder be allowed into the House he built.

I am the ninja that guys like Azpi, Ritchboy, Kokomaster, TBoogie etc come to play with, not flipping Chamotex, Eldee or Debo.

You better make rules now that bottom five or ten next season will all be relegated, not the pick-and-choose you beurocrats and nepotists do every season.

This coming from the same person (Muki) who gave that ninja Duduspace code for the Cup after he finished bottom of the league 2 seasons in a row.

Muki, I've made my case last season and most agreed that I am worth my place in the Cup. Do not cast lots with Chamotex and the comity of underacheiving losers. I do not lock horns with goats. Accord me my due.

Mukina send me codes please. Ipukulu Marines, you know what it is.

They say Tiago Mendes is resigning for Atleti.

Thís means Ramires is a first choice midfielder once again.

When will I be free of thís clown. Oh God!!!

Drogba is a motivator of men. A great addition to the squad and backroom staff.

Meanwhile Daily Mail reporting that Atleti are bidding 14 milla for Torres while Chelsea are holding out for £20m. Please God, let it be true.

I'm yet to see how Salah is in the squad whilst Thorgan gets sent out on loan

mikuz: Got a battle on facebook, before I write, lemme sharpen ma pen . . .

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We bring heat to vets like the sun/
Victory against us is hard like having sexx with a nun/
We come out heavy and strong/ moment our verses are done/
. . plus we make niggas scamper . . when we pressing a gun/
Cos we like organisers of Beyonce and Jay Z' tour . . We put gents 'On the run'!/

Y'll are sloppy in texts/ ya rhymes are as boring as pest/ . .
You can't ffuck with the best/
. . cos if y'll 'bark up the wrong tree' . . we ll smash a log on ya chests!/

We sever you tenants/ labour y'll like observing a penance/
. . cos you'd get subjected to 'Corporal' punishment . . if you vex the Lieutenants!/

We chase you with lugers/ and blaze you with two bars/
. . cos y'll are rated as losers/ but we shakers and movers/
So if any nigga give us the cold shoulder . . We'll break his scapula!/

Niggas stay back . . when we shooting a gun/ or tearing goons with the puns/ we never losing to none/
Our arms strong . . we could kill a cow . . by 'grabbing the bull by the horn'!/

Niggas ll start to hate us/ when they realise we popular from Jand to lagos/ and chicks are always glad to mate us . .
I'm so outstanding . . even astrologers see the 'Gem in I' . . ffuck sagittarius!/

I leave rhymers impressed/ cos I'm stylish and blest/
Ffuck ya zodiac sign . . its a 'horror scope' . . when I woo ya chick with terrifying events!/

Niggas fooling about/ ll soon lose a tooth in a bout/
I'm treacherous . . the type that ll take a couple judges on a walk . . just to ensure that 'the jury is out'!/

The warm up was too ill. Much better than the actual battle.

Your style is more suited to back and forths than formatted battles. . . I consider back and forths a better test of skill anyway.

I'm number one in the food chain/ Y'all nothing but loose change/
So run it like Usain/
before I shout "Ole!!!" . . . till a crowd gather . . . to come and induce pain/
cos in the jungle . . .we quick to summon a blue flame/
and do something inhumane/
like set fire to tyres. . . while they hung on a dudes frame/
but before we douse you and your brother in butane/
. . .to save your skin. . . you'll both accuse each other. . . like Russia and Ukraine!/

I make goons part with their breath/
Sharia niggas lose an arm for a theft/ I kill armies for less/
Precise aim to the heart on the left/ when I target the chest/
Either he toad the line. . . or got frogmarched to hís death/
Narcissist vet/ with bars you can hardly forget/
Send Customs after him. . . if he harbour a threat/
Punches bust his outer lip/ for claiming he devour shít/
Knock his lights out. . .but I simply change faces. . . if he power trip!/
I shower shít/ on cowards with/ my mind's conception/
My twin glocks. . . joined at the hip. . . Siamese weapons/
Your valentine is a dyké and lesbian/ but she'll pass my pipe inspection/
cos my díck make your 'Val holla'. . . till she swear she's in 'Viking heaven'!!!/

'cos she feel the game we spitting/
Bis that nigga in the navy denim/ that got the ladies grinning/
Before marriage. . . that dude ran through eighty women/
Respect his vows. . . but the player remains within him/ . . . so he may be sinning!/
And the canines with him . . .got rabies in em/
We raid ya kitchen/ start licking shots/ from the flipping glock/
We let triggers pop. . . just to steal chicken. . . from the chicken pot!/

wills~of~steel kill niggas with steel swords/
but I'll play his name. . . . cos I feel bored/
See. . .fans pay to see my show. . . in every city, I billboard/
but niggas must be talking 'Sylvain'. . . if they ever say 'Will toured'!/

Chill. . . pause!/

. . back to my verse/ I make fàggots disperse/
The mack that I burst/ draw more confessions than a catholic church/
I got too much cash/ Thís dude must brag/
Fedora hat and walking stick. . . I got that Goodluck swag/
Check my profile pic. . . my Etibo in fashion thís year/
The only Waridabo. . . that could pull off that Alabo gear!/
If you ain't familiar with the culture. . . then it's best you know/
that's me dressing down. . . cos Alabo is a step below/
Usually I'm bedecked in gold/ with extra robes/
So many animal skins. . . a nigga look like a Eskimo!/

Now. . , check the flow. . .

I fill the scene with thugs/ who drill a fiend with slugs/
Phillistines with clubs/ who spill his spleen and blood/
My skill esteemed above/ your silly schemes becuz/
I'm the lyrical equivalent. . . . of Zinedine on drugs!/

Now. . . if some stüpid guys/ wanna come scrutinize/
I'ma serve em 'Big Macs'. . . that mean my gun 'supersized'/
I never answer to nobody. . . I'm unsupervised/
Pontius Pilate. . .I wash my hands. . . before I have son crucified/
cos he a stüpid fella/
He should quit rap and settle for a career as a fufu seller/
He ain't a guru. . . never!/ He just google clever/
He a noisemaking mosquito. . . vuvuzela!/

I'm the title bearer that raised hell/
Niggas know the 'King'. . . from Canberra to Seychelles/
'Zidane' of rap. . . forever my reign dwells/
Imposters will get peppered with stray shells/
I'm Zizou. . . you Mohamed. . . you ain't wearing the name well!!/

The list is quite subjective. Its like the author just pulled random names out of a hat with the exception of Maldives which everybody would agree looks beautiful.

Anyway I've been to Cuba, Malta and Greece on the list. Will never voluntarily visit Japan, Australia or Phillipines cos I'm not flying more than 10 hours to go anywhere again. Maldives maybe but I've heard there's not much to do there when you're done admiring the scenery.

Abeg was Thiago Mendes transfer confirmed?

Thís one wey Jose talk say no more signings, I no want enter season relying on that clown Ramires.

Felipe Luiz finally came in at £15.8m. Not bad. Good negotiating.

lol.

Ninjas never learn. Never sign West African players at face value except maybe Ivorians. That 10m signing will not be able to run soon due to old age.

Oriol Romeu signs 3 year contract extension. Mikel should read the signs and get lost.

nateevs: If you ask me, I will say the fundamental difference in both players in their ability to play in the prem. This is what defines my choice. For all of the talents of Kroos, I still see him as a player that requires the space for execution. When given the space he's lethal. I have seen him being nullified a few times against Dortmund.

This is what the PL is about. Denying that space. Pogba is tailor-made for this. Pogba will engage in the thick of the action. He will create space through sheer ability or bully his way through by brute force. And he's only 21.

I am not defining the better player; just who I feel is more suited to our style and the PL.

Bros leave that matter. There is no iota of comparism between them. Kroos is a dynasty builder, Pogba is just another decent midfielder.

The first thing to understand is that Kroos is a game controller whilst Pogba is one of the controlled.

No be today we done dey argue midfield. My eye is better than yours in that position.