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Kai!!!

Good game and goodnight.

No fear.

Cech to save the day again.

I'm going over to 8-years trophyless people's thread to celebrate after this.

Ibime: Cech!!!

Baddest guy!!

This ninja won the last two trophies for Chelsea

Attack vs defence training match for next 7 mins

Ibime: Cech!!!

Badt guy!!

Cech!!!

Alright, bring Lukaku on and hit the long balls.

Haaaaaaaaaazzzzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaard!!!

My ninja!

Ramires off, fresh legs needed.

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]And i'd say this, there's nothing Special about this Bayern team.[/color]

Nonsense. These guys are ballers abeg. Kroos is a monster

Mikel or Lukaku should come on

Mikel to stop Cech booting balls upfield

Or

Lukaku to win some of these balls Cech keeps booting

Oscar dey fear to use left leg, if not na goal be dat

Schurrle looking like our very own version of Antonio Valencia. No frills winger. I love the kid.

Cech, the most underrated goalie in World footie.

I'm loving Hazard and Schurrles work

Sheeeeeéeeeeeeekkpeeeee!!!

Emmadani: Chelsea signs yet another winger Christian Atsu 4rm fc porto but loaned him out to vitesse.

How many AMs/wingers do Vitesse need?

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Reports has it that it would be Nando that'd get the axe amongst our goal poachers.[/color]

I saw the story.

Personally I've been waiting for your £30m bid to materialise all summer

Nando is immovable. Nobody believes in him and nobody can afford him. There is a market for Demba Ba but not Nando.

Would love Wenger to panic into buying Nando. Afterall he's got three days left to spend £70m. We will give him Nando for free!

So Arsene is spending £70m this weekend?

sawyer89: Chelsea are in Group E with Basel, Schalke and Steaua Bucharest
Can't wait for the competition to start.
I think this is the fairest group we could hope for. I'm tipping Chelsea and Schalke.

You mean this is our group?

Dancing Azonto!

Resting players in Europe tingz!

ILLScripts: Ok! I think am done after this!
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Diss@Khimwhyte a.k.a BIIIITCH!!!
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.In d xlites diss,I knw I CLEARLY HURT YOU/...no wonder in ur reply,u were just SWEARIING ALL THROUGH/...you cudnt drop fresh punches,cos u're a SMELLY WWHORE TOO/...I mean the only thing u good at is "Openin laps,openin laps,and openin laps",bitchh!!!. . .you....."CLEARING HURDLES?!!!!/
now hope u aint HEARING DOUBLE?...but no surprises if you keep FUCKIN DAWGS/...its actually not FUNNY,BUT/...you's an UGLY GAUL/...so theres no way u gon get an affair,except Gettin "passed from guys to guys" like......."RUGBY BALLS!!!!!!/
but d BLOODY FUCKKK...will Come here,form a DECENT ARTIST/...but the actual and INTENT FACT IS/...she has no bf,cos if any Guy "Carry WHITE for head",omoh,hes comin from a......"CEMENT FACTORY!!!!!!!/~lol
now thats on DIFFERENT AXIS....cos at 1st,I thought that wud HOLD HER BACK/...but despite fuckin with nobody,still the HHOE GAT BAD/...to the extent all her life,naso she "Carry Dickss for head" like....."SCROTAL SACS!!!!!/
and yet,u wunt see DUDES TOUCH HER/...well,it aint cause shes a BUSH TODDLER/...but,shes sooo skinny,couldnt even "Hide her Masculine chest" with......."PUSH UP' BRAS!!!!!!!!/
yea,the TRUTH HURTS,BAD!...So THIS BEEF MIGHT VEX YOU/...but do you know why I cant do sttuPID THINGS LIKE SEXX YOU??/...Its cos of ur framework,If I enter into ur "bony Cuntt",omoh,my........"BIG DICKK MIGHT GET BRUISED!!!!!!/
and the BIG THIN I LET LOOSED....is that DESPITE,SHES UGLY/...the GIRL'S LIFE IS COCKY/...but with her kinda shape? I Swear she aint female!..Just a "Man in a SKIRT'...LIKE THE SCOTTISH!!!!!!!/
and Kim? Ur TEXT STYLE IS RUBBISH....no wonder u cant ba2 me,cos u know MY KICKS WILL HIT YOU/...and I WILL DEFEAT YOU/...Infact! its gon be like "fuckin With the poison Ivy",ordinary......"MY 'KEYS' WILL KILL YOU!!!!/~kiss+
ok lets get personal...
B4 u were born,lets talk abt ur BASTARD MOTHER/...How she Was such a VAMPERED PAUPER/...that couldnt "afford to feed herself" like..."PAMPERED TODDLERS!!!!!/
vexin,wudnt allow ur FATHER TOUCH HER...but gradually,she turned into a BEWILDERING EEWW PLAYER/...that the way she cudnt handle maritals,.."movin from homes to homes",she got me thinkin she Was...."DELIVERING NEWSPAPERS!!!!/
then she gave birth to this BEREAVING DUDE'S HATER...that exceptionally loves scripts,and still SEEKIN HIS ANSWERS/...as in,the love has made her so dumb,that wen BEEFIN WITH RAPPERS/...I told her,"Learn how to 'Buckle Up",she started....."DEALING WITH SANDALS!!!!!/
bt b4 this WEAKLING IS SLANDERED...listen khim,Av SEEN YOUR PLAN/...But sorry ma'am,I Cant BE YOUR MAN!/...not only cos u're a failure that has BEEN DORMANT/...its just that if career's that "easy to 'Take Off",then it should have....."BEING YOUR PANT!!!!!

Hehehe. . . Vicious. . .you dey beef the girl like say she stole something.

ritchboy: "What shall it profit a man to deploy his wildcard and still get outscored by The Disvirginators?"

Check my bank balance and set-up for next week.

Mata will play a lot of 'small' games this season mehn.

Whether you talking Benfica game, Shakhtar, Juve, City games or RDMs Champions League win, Jose knows dude is a passenger in the tough games.

Single point win over TBoogie. . .I'll take that.

diggz: Hazard against cleverly and co badddo is d baddest badder bad guy....Hazardous!!! Meanwhile,abeg can we offer manU 35mil plus d wastepipe torres? we nid a striker badly!!!!!!!!

Jose needs to get this guy closer to goal. A stronger, more powerful central midfield with good ball retention would allow him that.

Jose should remember sha what Kroos and Gundogan did to him in the last two UCLs. Central midfield dominance, possession and power is crucial at that level.

dayokanu: Torres disposesed like a child again

I tire. . . every single time

Good result, no heart attacks

You have to appreciate Schurrles hustle. Dude hasn't been caught short on a single overlap.

SMH at Ramires passing

coogar: @chelseafc: Cech, Ivanovic, Cahill, Terry, Cole; Ramires, Lampard; De Bruyne, Oscar, Hazard, Schurrle

no torres, no ba, no lukaku.
ibime must be livid. it then means jose does not rate any striker in chelsea. leaving them out in his biggest game yet tells me jose would buy rooney or another striker by september 2.

maybe falcao would move to chelsea

Why should Ibime be livid?

I feel sorry for the £50m striker whose managers keep dropping him for midfielders, whether RDM, Del Bosque or Mourinho.

Hehehe. . . Jose sending message to RA . . .

Lukaku to come on and score the winning goal. . .

coogar: i have made my offer.....rooney = torres + mata.

Thats even better. I was gonna give:

Mata + Torres + £5m = Rooney.

That's because Torres value is -£5m in that equation.