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dayokanu: Torres for Rooney straight swap. Or Torres for Van Persie straight swap since you rate Torres so highly as the best striker in EPL

We would pay them to take Torres. You know we still have to carry that albatross on our neck for another three years. Some wise men at the club decided not to entertain Juventus interest in that wastepipe last summer and decided to bet Chelseas future on that saboteur.

Between Kaka and Torres, I'm not sure whom is the most toxic asset in the history of football. At least with Kaka, there is no corrupt unmerited inclusion and promising youngsters are not being bullied out the club because of him. Kaka's toxicity doesn't harm his club cos he's on the bench, whilst Chelsea have been self-harming for 2.5 years by putting that minus one in the team.

coogar: give us mata + torres, you can have giggs + rooney.....

Mata for Rooney.

Then we'll give you £5m to take Torres and save £20m in unproductive wage expense in the process.

nitlad: Let these ninjas go out and destroy Manure tonight:

------------Cech-------------
-Ivan--Cahill-Terry-A.Cole-
------Ramires--Essien-------
---Schurrle-Mata-Hazard---
------------Lukaku------------


Who do you guys prefer gets the nod?

I start the same team that played against Hull, just swap Lukaku for shekpe keeper and maybe Azpilicueta for Terry with Ivanovic coming inside.

[quote author=A-40]Loool if Athletico get Mata there would be problem ooh! They actually have the midfielders that can carry the workload with Mata not really having to do much else but score and create![/quote]Any team that get Mata would be a problem. If I'm Chelsea, I would put two technically proficient powerhouses behind him and at least one winger like Nani that run his whole wing. Chelsea is doing a lot of our AMs a disservice by not protecting them well with good DMs, and Mata is the one who is most ill-adapted to the current set-up. If I'm Manure, I will accept Mata-Rooney swap. It will be good for both parties actually.

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Reiterated a good number of times but the report still receives a chunck of uncertainty esp now we've added a high priced AM[/color]

The reason Jose is keeping 6 AMs is "he wants them to play high intensity every match cos that's central to his gameplan". That should worry luxury players like Mata who either have to work hard or ship out.

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Rap maestro: sh?t... painful that i havnt gotten a new phone mehn... .. gggrrr

Go and steal one. . .

What's the point of Moses going on loan? Its not like he's gonna come back next year and find a place on the team. They should put him on market for sale, not loan.

Willian is not here to replace Moses. Moses was hardly gonna play anyway. Mata-Rooney swap seems like the most sensible end-game here.

Meanwhile, Mata's worth on the market right now should be £40m at least. They way we keep stockpiling attacking midfielders, some clubs like Athletico Madrid are mooting possibility of taking Mata on loan as if he is worth nothing.

That's what happens when you have oversupply. . . prices drop. Ninjas like Di Maria and Mesut Ozil are also undervalued at Madrid because clubs know they need to sell.

mikeansy: d guy's brain is working full time, only woman hold am for hand and he is charging

lol

Hehehe. . . where you dig all these from?

lalaboi: And Here we go again!

Some yeye will call this engaging his brain

These guys must have the brain of a mollusc. Na lack of toto and alcohol dey cause this nonsense.

They've been engaging the same nonsense for the last two years and still can't answer simple A or B question.

ritchboy: Spurs won

Spurs are your rivals, not ours.

We've upgraded. Our new rivals are based solely in Manchester!

Rossikk: A lot of what the guy says is wrong, such as that peoples' lives have not improved since the military, and that democracy has delivered no dividends etc etc. Typical shallow analysis by a person who's never lived in Nigeria, but is just a visitor who now thinks he knows everything.

The security situation alone is enough to draw conclusions that military era was better.

Rivals dropping points. . . that's what we like to see. . .

azpekuliar: And one or two will still win the title ahead of Ritchboy who has been deploying Wildcard after International break since 1970s with nothing to show for it...

Actually the magan always deploys his WC in GW36

ochejoseph: the custom revenue often generated from the importation of the staple food has dropped to about 50 percent.

Maybe Custom officers are chopping the money or rice importers are evading stamp duty or smuggling. . . cos I don't think the average Nigeria eats "Nigerian" rice most of the time

How does protesting in Nigeria help them achieve their goal?

Mschew! That's like protesting Turkmenistan issues in Papau New Guinea.

Jobless eediots, they should take their protest to Saudi Arabia or Washington.

Looks like aimless and misguided protesting is the in-thing up North.

whatofyou: Laughing at the He-will-never-survive-that crew. How many of you thought it possible for somebody to survive ten minutes in that situation? Another person will soon endure that distance, then the next challenge: He will never survive a stow on a spacecraft.

Benin to Lagos would be flown at altitude of 10,000 feet

He should try that rubbish from Naija to US at 35,000 feet, let's see whether he will not turn to iceblock.

lol

He doesn't know.

The only answer which he thinks will help him avoid embarrassment.

It is now on record that Nateevs had no preference for Torres over Sturridge, yet spent hundreds of hours defending Torres and attacking Sturridge.

Chelseans should take note once again why I don't want this dude putting head in my comments on this thread. He has weak knowledge, is a flip-flopper and liar with no credibility, and enormous propensity to distance himself from his own arguments.

So like I cautioned when he quoted my opinion on Luiz, he should stay clear of my chats on this thread.

nateevs: Grammar. I swear it's quicker to find the posts.

We don't need to find posts. Your weekly persecution of Sturridge and daily praise of Shekpe keeper is enough to paint the picture. Just few days ago, you were backing up your stance by listing the managers who didn't play Sturridge as your alibis in why Studge was not deserving. We don't need to go data mining. Your position is clear.

And if we misunderstood your arguments last season, simply answer this question:

Who deserved to wear no9 for Chelsea last season:

(a) Torres

OR

(b) Sturridge

It's not a trick question. We would soon discover how jobless you are for spending hundreds of hours arguing for Torres inclusion when you actually thought Sturridge was the better man.

debosky: Did Nateevs say Torres was better or did he express his preference for Torres?

Grammar.

We talking about an entrenched debate that lasted the last 2 years on here. All sort of grammar has been used, but let's just summarize by saying Nateevs is feeling silly right now. . .it's a yearly occurrence for Nateevs to come out major debates feeling sheepish. . .

Hehehehe

[quote author=A-40]Which continent Africa or Asia? because its certainly not Europe[/quote]One good game is enough to prove yourself on the continent if you are an Arsenal player.

Don't you know Wilshere and Oxlade became "proven in the continent" after the clashes with Barca and Milan respectively?

At Chelsea, we have players who have produced several times in latter stages of Champions League that we are still trying to chase out of the club with sticks and stones.

I somewhat agree with the folks above, I'm not convinced about Fellainis reaction times and not sure how successful he can be in a two man midfield at the top level. But then again, United don't need the greatest midfield when you have a game decider like RVP upfront.

Studge has always been the sharpest striker in the Prem along with Chicarito. These ninjas have a natural sharpness and quick reaction time that very few can match. Sturridge is like a Hernandez/Inzaghi type player but with skill, touch and versatility that seperates him from pure goalpoacher status into a truely unique talent. It's the kind of skillset that you find in ninjas like David Villa - sharp goalpoachers who possess a bit of artistry as well.

Whilst some Chelsea decision makers had their head stuck so far up a Spanish ars.e in desperation to squeeze even £5m worth of utility from a £50m toxic asset, we had a £10m asset wasting on bench who could produce £30m worth of utility.

Even after doing a goalscoring job from the no7 position , some folk were using deficiencies in his game as a winger as justification why he should stay on bench behind shekpe keeper. Another dude they jettisoned in şuch manner for Torres, Lukaku has now returned to dominate his oppressor.

kashmo: This one wey FPL no wan award Theo for the assist he provided, leading to the 2nd goal so

The new rules no be am at all

Isn't it obvious that Rosicky is the lucky charm at Arsenal?

How come everytime Rosicky replaces Wilshere in the central midfield position, Arsenal start winning games consistently?

One might be tempted to tell Wilshere to keep calm head like Rosicky in that position, instead of too much gra gra,

coogar: see this mumu - what was kagawa's creativity stats in bundesliga to kroos? kagawa's 13 goals + 12 assists in 2400 league minutes to kroos' 4 goals + 10 assists in 2343 league minutes. who's more productive??

even a goat knows no bayern midfielder can clean kagawa's boot. his absence was the reason dortmund lost the league title to bayern. when he was in germany, he did not let bayern munich smell the league title.

Kroos and Kagawa are not mate abeg. Kroos often plays deeper so no surprise about him having less attacking returns.

Kroos is a midfield controller who can attack also, whilst Kagawa is an attacker who looks lost when Sir Alex asks him to control the midfield.

Rap maestro: sowie.. but this granpa cant see well mehn... d rhymes belong to the wack-king himself RAP MAESTRO.. take up ya recomm glasses mehn

No wonder the rhymes are wack. It's the resident wackster himself!

[quote author=Mazi_Omenuko]Did the midwk game of chel vs villa still count as gamewk 1? Just observed I've dropped from the standings due to some lads getting points from the chels game. This means that teams that had many chelsea players would gain more points due to the double game played, then next week when chelsea will be on break after the bayern game, they would transfer off the players and get the ones that would be available for that gamewk.
This looks like a sure way to accumulate points![/quote]Ninja check the fixture list on FPL website. Nobody go tell you twice. Now go forth and don't sin again.

[quote author=kilL"z]And pls who's killz/
Is he death? Or just plain mortal that's just too ill/
Not lyrically but TB, malaria and bird flu still/
Well! Lucky enough, I'm drugs... So my jabs helps like if you take panadol satchet and tear two pills/
F**k it... I ain't dumb mehn.. Dj5naira is killz, if you no know, mehn you stu-pid/. .
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. Iam Deity! .. I'm only holding grudge against your boss! ... Bring Mikuz here!..[/quote]Ninja STFU. Na this your undeveloped skill wey you want take battle Mikuz?

Busy shouting "I am Deity" all over the place, while your rhymes are screaming "I am wack" !!