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How the fork do you touch a ball in central midfield and the ball land 15 feet away from you? You should not be in central midfield!! Midfielders never let the ball run outside the circumference of their body.

Against Bayern, ball is running toward you, simply sidestep Toni Kroos by passing the ball from your right foot to your left like any midfielder would do. Even I do that in ma playing days! But not mumu Ramires, busy tackling when the ball is in his possession.

I remember Ramires first season when Bluediva and likes thought he was the best thing since sliced bread. I constantly preached against that wastepipe cos I know what midfield play is supposed to look like, not headless chickens constantly running away from the ball. And one fool even had the temerity to suggest that the eediot is better than Busquets!!! A dude who cannot lace 34 year old Ballacks boots and has never been able to run midfield and have Chelsea consistently competing for league titles like Ballack used to do with his midfield play.

Add in a sloth called Mikel who can actually control a midfield very well but is utterly inept defensively, I don't know what Jose was thinking he would do with this midfield. I don't know if he's pandering to RA and his man friday Emenalo by accepting their transfer targets and ignoring the gaping holes in the team. We all know how Emenalo staked his reputation on the Ramires-Mikel pivot, and was constantly arguing with Benitez and RDM when they blatantly called it even in board meetings that Chelsea needs a new central midfield. Benitez even said "he's not trying to point fingers at anyone, but he must demand a new central midfielder from the board". And now Jose continuing this silly charade. The best defensive midfielder (Romeu) is not even at the club and he's not even too special either!

" There were a host of minor mistakes in this one, and you could probably argue that we managed to get in the double digits so far as positional and technical errors go. But blame falls most fully on Ramires, closely followed by David Luiz. The threat differential between pictures three and four is enormous, and it happened because Ramires' first touch is, from time to time, absolutely appalling. David Luiz's rash charge then led to a complete breakdown in terms of marking Osman's cross, although his culpability is somewhat mitigated by the fact that the midfielders were in a complete pickle."


I hate Ramires! He is the first man out the door if I have my way. Absolute wastepipe. Scolari said Ramires cannot enter Brazil team unless he proves he has the technical ability to play midfield and stop running around like headless chicken. WTF did JM think he can get out of Ramires in central midfield. The most important position in football today is the no4 position. That's where you control the game from. Two games in a row now, he has caused defeat for Chelsea. Someone should please get that wastepipe out of my midfield.

190: José Mourinho wants to sign Dortmund star, Ilkay Gündogan, in January. [Daily Star]

This dude is gona leave Chelsea bankrupt, if dz is true then mourinho doesnt kno wat he's doin
Dis man is certainly out to destroy and not help chelsea

useless coach!!

far worse than benitez mscheww

abeg bring dimatteo back this noise maker is nothing but a Phool with grey hairs

Gundogan is good news. JM is a day late and a dollar short. He shoulda been thinking of that in Summer instead of Willian and Schurrle

ayobase: The state of California's minimum wage of $10 (N1,500) per hour to start by 2016. It seems it is about $8 (N1,200)at the moment.

A US citizen that works 10 hrs daily for 20 days gets approximately N300,000 ($2,000) per month!

Nigeria's is N18,500 ($123) per month. Meaning N92 ($0.6) per hour pay.


Why won't people wanna run go greener pasture.

#Im just saying ni o#


http://america.aljazeera.com/articles/2013/9/12/bill-set-to-raisecaliforniaminimumwageto10.html

8 hours work in a day, not 10 so your Yankee wage is inflated by 25%. Should be N225k. That's not even equivalent to £1000 which even the poorest in London won't survive on.

Take away tax and cost of living, your Californian friend dey suffer wella.

New season, wastepipe Ramires still running my midfield. TF you Jose!

Pataki: Where is that useless Ibime and useless nitwit abi na nitmad?!

Is David Luiz a defender?

David Luiz is a schoolboy but I heard "Mr Penalty" Koscielny was at it again today.

Jor oh! Make I go about my bizniz.

Stupid nonsense. Same old weaknesses, just pack attacking midfielders full the place whilst the usual phock up guys continue to phock up.

Schoolboy defending by Luiz getting caught wrong side on a straight pass

Hmmm. . .

Eto looking like George Weah in his spell at Chelsea. Old man.

Jamie Redknapp ripping the 'headless chicken' David Luiz. Schoolboy defender chasing unseen ghosts instead of sticking with his man who scores easy header tap in on halfway line.

Ramires wastepipe causes a goal against with first touch of a rapist

Mumu, why didn't he wash the wraps and reingest them?

Which time be Mikuz vs mistaking deadline. I go pop am later today. I'm behind.

DBR: Dont call this a come back pple. .
These are not even barz. .no punch to metas, .just events of the past weeks. .
This was tough to pen, retirement can sure make a guy really rusty. .



True story. .unrehearsed. . .
wifey chillin in Amsterdam. .gotta get ma 2 kids to her/
been away 2wks, shud meet up in Uk . .cos damned, i miss her/
but when shit hits the fan, fam' . .it hits it so well/
cos friday nite. .duty call. .Ceo said D, u aint goin nowhere!/

this' no booty call. .penalty of leadership. .sometime it sucks/
WTF! . .on this vacay iv put lots bucks, can it be worse?/
just a fuss. .been in wars. . was I'm heading Canary Wharf/

damn! head spinning. .confused. .but i knu wat to do/
resolute. .saturday nite. .off to London 3 of us flew/
touch down Heathrow . .
sunday 5:05am dew. .a changed point of view/
took a nap. .8pm hopped in jag. .11pm, flew. .
phheeww!! monday 5:09am back in 9ja with MMA crew!/
but y'all knew. .D been fly since get go. . so this aint even news/
i need to get away. .deep down i knu i paid ma dues/

cos D played his part for his department b4 he deParts/
4 days later. .immigration stare at me queer cos I'm back at the spot!/
have plans to aaiting at d port of West India Docks. ./
i'm about the paper dawgs. .watch out for waste from the Isle of Dogs/

mehn. .i deserve these weeks at the Executive Marriott Apartments. ./
where i sit to execute this lyrics wit ma mac pro as the parchment/
getting chauffeured in Jags and benzes. .plannin a charriot compartment/

phuck d black cabs, ,black benzes. .im sticking with d black Jags../
grown man swag . .none u sissy posies hitting me with the gay jabs/

feasts in Manhattan Grills. . .shuttin down restaurants in Cobot place. .
evenin strolls in the square. .getting unruly with wifey so cudnt cavort babes/
Boisdale. . La Tasca for some spanish cousine. . West india Quay/

Cineworld with the kids. .splurgin like i got money in the keys/
don't tryna diss. .
webbed feet. .i dodge shots..cos been feeding at Dock MasterHouse/
touring. .shoppin. . spoiling ma spouse . .cos I'm d master of ma house/
off to Romford in a bit for a week. .to make that suburban town rouse. . .

oNe

Hahaha. . . . Canning Town tins!!

As a man of the manor, allow me the honour to educate you on the pronunciation of West India "keys".

mistaswag: Startinq wid Mikuz

Nah Mikuz was not happy with his last battle I modded

Glacierz better pump his breaks/ I'm eating luncheon steak/
while he's busy making dumb mistakes/
So if he make any attempt to punch above his weight/
Newtons third law will ensure. . .that something breaks!/
I'm puffing brown Marley/ You dumbing out? hardly!/
So if Glacierz say he's 'going in'. . . I'll station guns at the entrance. . . for his coming out party!!/
You a parody of my shine/ seeking parity with my lines/
I throw you off the NASA space station. . . to demonstrate the 'gravity of my crimes'/
And peace to Prekky/ for following Jesus heavy/
but if you feeling like Mase. . . then quit rap. . . and please leave already!/
I ain't tryna mimic or joke/ or ridicule hope/
My only beef is Noah. . .cos the species in anthropology. . . couldn't fit in a boat!/
How they expect a nigga to float?/ I'm glad you quit and eloped/
cos a Lion such as myself. . . shouldn't be in the same ship with a goat!/
Psych! . . . I'm just pulling ya legs. . . and twisting ya arms/
I love Prekky. . . I don't wish the lil' nigga no harm/
But Deli Dimes tryna dance with a Cobra/ and battle Jehovah/
till a punch to the jaw. . . ensure his chin is parallel with his shoulder/
I'm the kinda emcee you could never disdain/ cos I forever remain/ the unquenchable flame/
Even Prince recall how I left several enemies slain. . . on memory lane!/
I leave niggas crying tears/ when I ignite their fears/
DBR the big homie. . . I say my peace to pioneers/
Mikuz also upped the stakes/ with lots of plays/
And nowadays we got ill niggas like Joshuabase/
All things said, I think the level has risen/ more dudes are better at spitting/
But any nigga hailing Sleakid must be definitely kidding/
That dude never deserve any cred he was given/
Espec'ly considering/ he semi literate. . .and most of what he texting was bitten!/
Can't forget Ema Prince and Jamez3D/
who made the rhymes flow easier than abc/
Thunderstorm, Nosagold, much talent abound/
Airmark, Glacierz and others hanging around/
And Prekky one of the tightest netcees, whether home or abroad/
On FB, dude was controlling the board/ before the homie found God/
Illscripts was exposed as a fraud/ when Mik tested him/
Just like Sauron lost to Ibi. . . even whilst biting Metasin/
Mikuz and DBR were crazy devils/ who forced niggas to raise their level/
Golden emcees. . . while others tainted with other shades of metal/
2009, Streetz owned the winter/ He scolded niggas/
Even though he first came posing as an unknown beginner/
Can't forget the Don King, the founder of Warcraft/
Eldee refereed many bouts that we all clashed/
And the award for most improved goes to DJ 5 Naira/
Whenever he shorten his lines, all his rhymes are livewires/
All things said, peace to all the players and posers/
FFR staying alive. . . till the day that it's over!/

Ema prince: Reading all y'all posts/ . had me feeling indisposed/
A bit out of sorts..cos y'all stinking lies,I perceived it through the nose/
I'll be beating all my foes/ till fluids start leaking through they dome/
And it will never be a 'tie' . . not even with a rope/
All my writtens are in gold/top models,they see me with the most/
Rocking designers till 'a-tire'..and u twats wuldn't fit into my clothes/
I'll do a steven to this bloke/cos this heathen should be stoned/
And make the 'man go' fruitless . . he died from ripping what he sow/
The truth is hidden in this flows/and it will begin to unfold/
That battling mike doesn't give a nigga the chance of sitting on the throne/
Cos we know who the true king is in this zone/..try asking the fans/
Snap out of your reverie cos you pose no treat..but a 'flash in the pan'/
So,step back with your plans/cos if my cage rattles,he'll be choked/
Saving FFR? . . I remember when DBR was saddled with the load/
And there was Ibime . the same cat that won and battled him the most/
Ballerinas 'took to they heels' . . like they had shackles on they toes/
Now they back to prattle with they flows/ as if they done enough/
Like a bible story,he'll be taken directly to the spirit world when i give the scum 'e-noch'/
And if I'm gon' recall/ DBR kinda passed the torch to mike/...
...who fought with scythe/along with bis and the thread was warm and bright/
Untill some boring guys/ invaded the thread with stuffs they bite/
But whoever calls himself Moses should leave with his people cos I'll 'schurlee' arrive/
A lotta y'all deserves no respect/ that's why your verse,I neglect/
I make you play the role of a man laid 6ft..nigga rehearse for ur death/
Cos ur demise been decided/ . . especially biters and pirates/
And if we battling for the throne,I'm smoking y'all till I'm tittled 'his highness'/



respect to all the people that have always kept this thread going..Ibime,mikuz,5naira,sleak did his part sha etc

Smoking fire. Not a flow out of sync. One can rhyme this off the page to a beat.

We need to start setting criteria on FFR where flows carry more weight

Ema prince: Reading all y'all posts/ . had me feeling indisposed/
A bit out of sorts..cos y'all stinking lies,I perceived it through the nose/
I'll be beating all my foes/ till fluids start leaking through they dome/
And it will never be a 'tie' . . not even with a rope/
All my writtens are in gold/top models,they see me with the most/
Rocking designers till 'a-tire'..and u twats wuldn't fit into my clothes/
I'll do a steven to this bloke/cos this heathen should be stoned/
And make the 'man go' fruitless . . he died from ripping what he sow/
The truth is hidden in this flows/and it will begin to unfold/
That battling mike doesn't give a nigga the chance of sitting on the throne/
Cos we know who the true king is in this zone/..try asking the fans/
Snap out of your reverie cos you pose no treat..but a 'flash in the pan'/
So,step back with your plans/cos if my cage rattles,he'll be choked/
Saving FFR? . . I remember when DBR was saddled with the load/
And there was Ibime . the same cat that won and battled him the most/
Ballerinas 'took to they heels' . . like they had shackles on they toes/
Now they back to prattle with they flows/ as if they done enough/
Like a bible story,he'll be taken directly to the spirit world when i give the scum 'e-noch'/
And if I'm gon' recall/ DBR kinda passed the torch to mike/...
...who fought with scythe/along with bis and the thread was warm and bright/
Untill some boring guys/ invaded the thread with stuffs they bite/
But whoever calls himself Moses should leave with his people cos I'll 'schurlee' arrive/
A lotta y'all deserves no respect/ that's why your verse,I neglect/
I make you play the role of a man laid 6ft..nigga rehearse for ur death/
Cos ur demise been decided/ . . especially biters and pirates/
And if we battling for the throne,I'm smoking y'all till I'm tittled 'his highness'/



respect to all the people that have always kept this thread going..Ibime,mikuz,5naira,sleak did his part sha etc

Smoking fire. Not a flow out of sync. One can rhyme this off the page to a beat.

We need to start setting criteria on FFR where flows carry more weight

How I wish just one of these numerous clubs interested in Ba would bid for Torres.

El Guapo: ^^ [color=#0066ff]£3m and u've got him!

Telegraph reports that PSG are offering £11m plus Zlatan Ibrahimovic in a makeweight bid for Mata.

You know what? Make that cash £25m and am accepting It.[/color]

Mata is worth £40m. That's two seasons of proving himself. £25m is what you pay for unproven ninja from Brazil like Oscar.

Emmadani: If mata is sold i will HATE mourinho to d core

STFU ninja. What has Mata won for you? Everything we won recently, Mata was a passenger in all of them. Who the hell is Mata if confirmed winner like Jose decides he is not his cup of tea? Jose who has seen off bigger men like Kaka and Raul, who is Mata to him? Abi una be the type wey like to dey finish fourth every season? I swear if Mata was on pitch against Bayern last week, na 2-0 dem for give us. Seasoned managers would rather trust Salomon Kalou than Mata when the going gets tough. Ask Di Matteo why he benched Mata in successful UCL run.

dare2think: Why do I have a feeling that Mourino will annoy us with rash decisions all the way to the title.

Key word is "the title". Fork your feelings ninja



Zlatan? Well, if Jose feels the group can stomach his personality, cool, but I'm not too keen on the ninjas personality.

Meanwhile any truth in Khedira rumours?

kashmo: You no need to know my team na. I will be out of contention by November . . . Don't get it twisted, though. If my job doesn't take a huge chunk of my time I will give you a run for your money!

So we are all jobless eh? My friend sharrap! Stop making excuses for incompetence. 10 mins a week is all this game demands. The same amount of time you use hailing Azpilicueta every week.

kashmo: early stage things, bro! Farabale

This ninja don start again, abi who said he's watching me It's funny how after GW3 you already tipping the top 5! Early stages bro, as this year's challengers could be anybody. Fingers crossed

Wetin be the name of your team again? Remind me.

dayokanu: Ozil another lightweight

Has Gotze replaced this passenger in Die Mannschaft yet?

kashmo: One bad GW it's all it takes, and the gap ain't much, either

He aint watching you ninja, he's watching Ipukulu, Azpekuliar, TBoogie and Kokomaster. That's the only gap that matters.

These nonsense spuds no fit score against Szcezny

Does Victor Moses really believe Liverpool will promote his progress over Coutinho, Aspas, Alberto and that other woman beater?

#OperationSaveFFR



Prekky must be smoking that cheeba/ for provoking the leader/
I'm taking names of noisemakers. . . to receive strokes from the teacher/
Who's promoting this geezer/ as the chosen one/
He better hold his tongue/
If FFR needs saving. . .then I got the silver bullet. . .plus the golden gun!/
I mean . . check how my prose is spun/
But before I compose some puns. . . .please first allow me to scold my son!/

So let's talk a minute. . .

When they say "Operation Save FFR" . . . nobody involved him in it/
So if he claim he got the 'solution' . . .I'ma dissolve him in it!!/

Now leave aside the unfortunate banter/ of this obdurate w@nker/
let's cut through the chatter/ and address the crux of the matter. . .

See. . . What's killing FFR is lack of artistic expression/
And wack niggas in session/ who don't leave a vivid impression/
Everybody tryna mimic this thespian/ while praying for Ibi's secession/
I present that nigga Prekky. . .as the first exhibit in question!/
You got no chance of winning election/
Passing the throne to you would be a silly regression/
that would turn FFR. . .from a single digit recession. . . into a cataclysmic depression!!/
That's why the crown still in possession/ cos no nigga fit for succession/
Y'all know a heir fit to succeed? . . . I'll consider suggestions!/
You want my stool. . nigga table your beef/
But nothing would make me believe/ that Prekky not unstable to lead/
One minute he born again. . . next minute, he forsaking his creed/
This nigga plagued with deceit/ using this stage to compete/
But it would only take him a week/ before he start to regale us with speech/
of how Jesus was crucified, with stakes impaled in his feet/
But round here, that kinda talk will get you impeached/
cos we rifle snatchers/ and trifle bastards/
who specialise in beating life out of bible bashers/
You want a trophy for beating Mik?. . . like that's something new/
You won't be the first. . . nor the last. . . nigga join the queue!/
We all know he lack consistency/ that's why he not elected in this constituency/
But you'll lose the ballot beefing me in this vincinity/
I'ma split you into trinity/ when I fight opponents/
My 'bright ideas'. . . won't dawn on you. . in your lightbulb moments!/
I got niggas ready to blast you/ but I told em to cancel/
You know I run with animals. . even the Chinese know my Gang Zoo!/
So damn you. . . for raising my name futily. . .with no immunity/
Beef me? . . . I'll beat you brutally. . . with impunity. . . in front of your own community!/


ONe!

Most important in the early stage of the season is to put enough H2H points on the table and coast through quickly and sharply.

Although there were some nasty late twists today, Ipukulu should have 9 points from 9 barring a clean sheet or penalty save by Szcezny.

Jose done start misyarn again.

Blaming UEFA for the red card.

Place your bets.

Lukaku to start next game. Jose's way of restoring the boy's confidence.

Abegifuen.

Good game jor.

Main point of the exercise is seeing if the team has the mentality, spirit and discipline to go toe to toe with the main contenders in Europe.