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20-30 men @ £100 each will make it worthwhile to participate.

If na £50 for 10-15 players, it makes it no different to playing the normal league.

Make una up stakes abeg to make it worthwhile

chamotex: See this Borokiri boy wan use PDP format for here. You wan hold wetin?
I'm tested and trusted bro...ask dayokanu about my track record.

Just drop your stake...no long thing

You are tried and tested with £100

Dem no dey give student £3k to hold. He go convert am into student loan. We've all been students, and students aint credit worthy.

Either find a more credit worthy treasurer or lose participants.

I aint battling this weekend, I'm busy.

Apologies to Prekky, if we can reschedule.

This would limit the game to those who can afford/want to bet.

My suggestion is that a group of players by mutual agreement each put £100 into a pot, then the top 3 (from those group of players) split the prize money by ratio 60:30:10.

This way we still have a league open to all and sundry, but also stakeholders within that league have an extra caveat.

I suggest myself or Dayokanu to hold the money, as the total sum (estimated £2k - £3k) may be too tempting for Chamotex.

Still waiting for the magical £30m bid for Torres to appear as promised.

ThunderStorm: Lol . . But you went to hide the whole thread Lol . .

Plus you STILL didn't hide the chosen ones.

Dude just modify the verses you posted with a full stop

Una dey make the place untidy

ThunderStorm: Then Help me post GLa's verse. . . Pls.
I'll dissolve the previous afterwards.

Clean up this thread bro.

Why are they calling Bertrand Traore a trialist?

So which club has he been at all this while.

Some folks will remember him from the African U-17 Champs 3 or 4 years ago when he was 14 after which he was reported to have signed for Chelsea.

Now they're saying he was never a Chelsea player, so which club has he been honing his skills in the last 3 years.

Which channel I fit watch this match?

mikuz: Damn!! See bully beating!!!
ibime takes everythhing bar flow which I tie!
Almost a Clean sweep! Glaciers nice showing but that profit and loss account, mumbai and cancer lines made me cower. Futhermore, the burn in kebbi pun buried you alive!! Chai!!!
Ibime ya closer shoulda been tmb rather than bmb!!


Mvgt - ibime

Sticky the thread please

GLACIERZ'S VERSE


'Im bigger than the chap' is rated/so it can be stated/that to die, the man is fated/
but before this sentence began. . . .the 'small i'. . .has been decapitated/

he never met his leisure/King for where? streetz set his seizures/
he should grease my palm. . .or i stain his image the more. . .and am sure he gets the picture!!/

men feel my verse well/but see ur chest swell/
for fear of loosing. . . with the lack of courage in ur bars. . . . .u'll need a nerve cell/

pump my gas. . .thrust further/so when u see me. . .first cower/
but if this beast. . .thinks am talking bullsh*t. . .I'll crush him with a fifty horsepower!!/

those believing in his waves/will belittle him this day/
but if he vex and stamps his foot. . .i'll help him blast it. . .and it gets a quick delivery to the grave/

am sulky for rookies/Ibi will 'run naked'. . .and u'll be loving the movie/
cos when i win this, if we see 'Bis-Kit' again. . . .we must be hungry for cookies/

Prekky, Thunder, and Ice/everyone the nerd fights/cos he thinks he tough and we scared right?/
but these bumper 'matches' on his mind. . . .will only make his Head-'Light'/

Thunder was fair with him/now this mere cretin/is getting. . .queer greeting. . .from vets within/
he should exchange all his praises for none. . .else what i got in stock for him. . .is sheer beating!!/

am ravishing chaps/ with astonishing bars/but for bluffing that ure travelling far/
i'll kick the shit outta him so hard. . . . .it would 'design his walls' like its "graffiti art"/

the guy's mad/he got travelling budget?. . .his lies bad/
but 'phucking' with Ice . . . .is a Mission Impossible. . . .so he should be ready to Die 'Hard'!!!/

he shouldnt try hard/to let us know. . .him and his wife's glad/
she's only glad. . . .cos he's so foolish. . .he doesnt know he aint his child's dad/

notable netcee. . . .the man brags/see, if i land slaps/ he'll say his raps bland/
it aint no "Capital of Iraq". . . .but i put Ibime in a Sack. . .even his child confess. . . U 'Bagged-Dad'!!/

okay last on this/this monkey only tour maps on trees/
his lies to bad. . . keyboards wont have one of their upper left keys. . .if we try to keep Tabs on Bis!!/

am ruling this/stop fooling gees/on these heat of battles. . .ure loosing steam/
Ive schooled him. . .in textrap, females can now phuck with Ibims. . .h@@kers doing Biz/

ive puzzled ya brains/u retiring?. . . .like leaves rustle away/infact, double ya pace. . .and run to ya place/cos as i cement my win. . .if i catch u on this site again. . . .i'l chase u with shovel and spades!!/

IBIME'S VERSE

I clearly rule/ and Ice can’t share my stool/ cos nobody wanna hear this fool/
so if he claim King of Jungle. . . he'll be ripped apart by 'market forces'. . .when I attack with 'Bears' and 'Bulls'!!/

I squash this Ant twerp like Anderlecht/ and give him severe beatings if he lack respect/
cos I’ll bash his head/ with 'tombstones'. . . . to 'engrave it in his memory' . . . so he can’t forget!/

Whenever this vet perform/ heads get torn/ As in . . . you see how I ended 'Storm?/
So if you take this beef to a 'whole new dimension'. . . .I got no choice. . . . but to whip your áss . . . in 'Vector form' !!!/

He’ll be axed and slaughtered/ so when I have the fággot cornered. .
. . you’d swear I’m drafting 'P&L Accounts'. . . .cos one punch. . .and he’ll be 'brought down'. . and 'carried forward'!!/

He fooling the fans with false pretences/ that cause offences/
but if you don’t think Ice is dumb. . . . wait till I crack his head with a Barbie. . . . just to doll his senses!/

While this liar joke and banter/ I fire flows with anger/ till he acquire myeloma plasma/
cos one punch will knock him out. . . .but when I give him 'two more'. . . . he’ll be diagnosed with 'cancer'!!!/

I’ll roast this swine pretender/ when I rhyme with splendour/ cos if I multiply the pressure . .
. . Ice will 'find his square root'. . . . so right there’s the clear proof. . . .that he ain’t a 'prime' contender!!/

Most guys remember. . .

. . how Mikuz turned this guy to a Hatian/ from a rhyming sensation/
and left his anál passage. . . . . ruptured from earthquakes . . . cos it didn’t 'size Mik vibrations'!!!/

So stop acting like you raising hell/ when we all know you lame and frail/
If you think Ice parents 'taught him manners'. . . . wait till I tie him to the railtrack. . . and 'train him well'!!/

Be honest/ this meek hobbit/ never seen profit/ like we got it/
so if he claim he 'swimming in money'. . . . then I got no choice. . . but to drown him with 'deep pockets'!!/

I turn Ice to liquid and gas when I beat him blue/ This weasel fool/ never left his village. . . even for school/
So unless Ice keep his cool. . . he’ll pass through three states of matter. . . .when I attack with blow-torches and heating tools!/

Nigga claim he firm and steady/ but when I apply heat, he turn spaghetti/
You think Aluu niggas brutal?. . . . wait till my North West goons deploy kerosene and tyres. . . to make him Birnin Kebbi !!/

He just a dumb guy/ whose 'legs will get sliced'. . . when I force his family to 'cut ties'/ . .
. . cos if not. . . .I’ll dispatch killers from India. . .so they can kiss their Mum bye!/

My text is timeless/ This pest is spineless/ tryna test the finest/
but even if I lose my sight, smell and touch. . . . I’ll still brutalise Glacierz. . . . with senseless violence!!!/

Mik gave you an L easily/ now you wanna put a W on your record by beefing me/
but my last 'punch is so funny'. . . it will 'rupture ya tummy'. . . . and give you the LW. . . with a BMB!/

Then please allow me. . . You can delete all the above then repaste Ices verse to keep the order

Clean up the formatting dude

My verse is in. . .

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OP you're wasting your time copying and pasting all over the place.

Just redirect the people to ExcelisFun channel on YouTube where they can learn whatever they want.


http://m.youtube.com/#/results?q=excelisfun&oq=excelis&gs_l=youtube-reduced.1.0.0l4.1595.5386.0.7299.7.5.0.2.2.0.270.1012.0j2j3.5.0...0.0...1ac.1.5.youtube-reduced.FPSURAJ-qIU

mikuz: you re definately the one posting trash! Its either you ve us3d your brain$ for money rituals or that weed you do $moke has dried them out cos with the way y6u reason these days, Its b3coming obvious. We are critising y6ur multis in 2013 and you're posting a track you did in 2009. Ibime i hope we ar3 not 4 years ahead 6f you?
We know you used to go 8-9 syllables even before 2pac started to rap, $o what about now? See how thunder breezed you on rhym3s criterium.Why cant you just face the truth and retire? The way am seeing it now, its like you going to do 2 syllables against glaciers!

And I breezed you on rhymes and multis criterion in every single voters criterion and also by your own admission in 2013 you dumbfuck.

mikuz: Since I started battling this is the first time my opponent is edging me on FLOW!!

You're just bitter that I didn't give you verds vs Illscripts and Glacierz.

You are a kid in rap, that's why you're over the moon to be rhyming 5 syllables and over. It's a journey of discovery for you. Real head knows that the ability to spit multis is something you never lose once you've mastered it. Get this through you thickskull you dumbfuck: On a matter of flow, you will never come close to Ibime so you are in no position to try and call Ibime out on flow.

I was happy to give up multis to increase my punch efficacy against Thunder and that's what I did, yet you wanna make it a major issue.

A nigga that rhyme 'hover' with 'boulder' and think his multis match. Bush Mile 1 rapper that think his Igbotic accented multis actually rhyme.

Ema prince: Multi-rhymes-ibime . . Mikuz is good in multies but Ibime clearly took it cos he delivered with precision unlike where mikuz rhymed 'lauded' with 'nonsense' and 'blooded'{no disrespect}

(no disrespect) but if you get too big for your boots, some cultured heads on here will have to tell your Igbotic rhyming @SS the plain truth and shut your delusions down. Half of your multis don't rhyme phonetically so shut your trap! You can never in your life preach to Ibime about rhymes and multis. The little you learned about flow from me is restricted on text. Come to audios, I will teach you a whole new world of rhymeschemes!

I hope Yaba Left will discharge you soon.

mikuz: this is balderdash!
See this fat nympho! Rhyme-wise, This v3rse of yours my friend is a let down. Who says you cant go beyond 4 and still drop a hard punch? Old man,Textrap has evolved. Going 3 syllables in 2013? Who does that? Adding to that, these rhymes were way too predictable! Retire bro, you exhausted all ya rhyme schemes. Repeat this so called favourite trash against glaciers
and get murked.

Just kindly show us the battle verse you have scripted that would beat this and stop yapping nonsense.

Ibime was King of multi's before you even learned how to rap, and my multi-skill is twice what yours will ever be. Remember?

http://picosong.com/3xpD/

This your two months 'health issue' that allows you to post trash online, I hope you are not in Yaba Left.

chamotex: Who hasn't got the codes still?

You dey mad shebi?

So you done distribute code and Ipukulubiye Waridabo has not received?

Guy sharp sharo send my code, and also make sure H2H is knockout as always. That's what keeps the season interesting till the end.

mikuz: Nice battlle, but 4gif i am to vote i could have voted a draw!
Lol . . Ibi completely underated thunder mehn. Using his opener to hype himself plus going 3 syllables at some point shows it. It almost had me feeling like i was in ffr. You dont use your opener as a flex!
Thunder why were you attacking his old lines? I could have voted for you if had been more new to me mehn.

Nonsense!

This is one of my favourite battle I've ever done.

Most niggas thought I beat you with a verse half as good as this

You hyping yourself on how many syllables niggas are rhyming. You heard ma audios nigga. I can utilise flows, multis and inrhymes in freestyles that you couldn't put together writing.

Yapping nonsense about multi schemes. Go check Ibime vs DBR part 1 where I overdosed on multis but then I realised that too many multis blunt some readers appreciation of a punch so I toned it down.

I'm a nigga that can write one whole bar of multis and rhyme the next bar perfectly syllable for syllable whilst you are busy catching two months fever when it's time to battle Ibime.

You have never produced a battle verse to compare to this or to Ibime vs DBR II so shut your trap. And if so, show us şuch a verse from one of ya battles, lets decide. Anuofia!

ThePrekky: Mine wit Ibime is like next 2 Sundays ryt?

I hope you won't use the opportunity to preach sha!

What's the story people? Ninjas are hailing De Bruyne and claiming that Essien got some of his fitness back

debosky: ^^ Clear and focused transfer policy?

What is clear and focused about stockpiling the likes of Marin, De Bruyne, Schurrle and co while leaving gaping holes in the DM position?

What is clear and focused about buying a player like Lukaku, then sending him on loan and then realising you need another striker and then rushing out to buy Ba?

Na so we see am sha.

Anyway still 45 days to end of transfer window.

De Rossi should hurry up and sign cos I'm hearing stories of Ancelotti taking him to Real

Y'all know ma team. Ipukulu. Last season 5th. Oya send code

[quote author=GLACIERZ!]more votes??
Meanyl Bis, can i take the place of the sacrificial lamb Mikuz?[/quote]Cool with me since no word from Mik for a minute

Im even doubting if Prekky will battle for real or whether he'll start preaching so might need to replace him also.

Thunder, please set up Iceberg vs Ibime thread - deadline Sunday 10pm

Thanks to all voters. Appreciate the efforts.

Where is Mikuz? Is our battle still on next week?

J12: Osun and Abuja are pretty but Kano and Rivers? Bros look well abeg.

Kano has a unique look and is not reliant on make up

Rivers is my hometown.

Most of these bitches are average except Osun, Abuja, Kano and Rivers.

Rub the make up off half of these girls and they are plain, average or even ugly.

The colour of the water is not necessarily an indication of its cleanliness.

This water is algae free otherwise it would have the normal dark-green colour

Also no mud in the water (transported sediment) hence no brown colour

This is a saltwater river, not the Niger coming down but the Atlantic coming up.