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nateevs: Excuses are still piling up. Let's watch the drama unfold.

If I had a dollar for everytime Nateevs said this over the last 2 years, I'd be a millionaire by now.

That ninja dyabman had 3 stoke defenders. Crazy man. He's always been an unorthodox fpl player who can score big certain weeks but he never does well long term cos of his unscientific approach.

As for Ipukulu Marines, counting the cost of tryna play too smart. All hopes on Sessegnon to equalise on Tuesday.

Another false dawn.

The sooner we get past this extremely limited player the better for us.

All this flash here and there is only gonna extend the experiment further.

Any other striker with 11 goals would be considered having a decent season.

The reason Torres is not is he's one of the worst footballers you've seen on a pitch this season and few of his goals come in normal or tight games. He will rarely ever contribute except against tactically open or completely rubbish opposition.

Torres cannot play football. He's not a striker for any serious or half-serious club.

Roll on Ulsan Hyundai.

One of ma ninjas needs to break a leg so Whittaker can come off the bench

Torres can't play football, period.

His general play is atrocious, and weak.

He has the touch of a rapist, the strength of a feather, the confidence of a depressive, and the attitude of a poossy.

He brings nothing to my team that youngsters on the bench won't surpass.

Get him out of my team.

The Michael Carrick (cant run, cant defend properly) of Chelsea (Obi Mikel) is given new 5 year contract.

^^Dey laugh. Like say dem go give Arsenal trophy for getting knocked out in the second round.

Shakhtar game looking in Juves favour. They've seized control of the midfield and holes are starting to appear in Shakhtar defence. Juve defence has not been troubled at all. Their shape is solid and Eduardo hasn't got it to harm them.

Torres scored? I guess that's an event.

Juventus dominating Shakhtar now.

I don't know who's worse. Torres or Eduardo. Chelsea hopes in the hands of the crocked Arsenal reject. He's messed up some interesting situations already.

Abeg make una brief me how we dey play. I dey watch Shakhtar match

Dont forget "Andre Santos is a better signing than Jose Enrique" cos he is a "Brazil international". Or "we need to sell Alex Song" and "buy Hitzlsberger, a proven German International and Bundesliga title-winning captain". or "I would swap you Alex Song for Kalou". Bloody google analysts and Myles Palmer regurgitators.

^^^You dey call that one goof?

All of them are lies (Debo specialty) except DD and Carlos Cuellar statement. DD I have accepted.

I posted Daily Mail article on how Ancelotti extended oldies career at AC Milan, the liar since claimed that I said Ancelotti brought elixir of gini.

I asked him, if Torres is so good (as he claims), why is he claiming that Lukaku loan is a mistake? He wants to use it to lie again.

As for Carlos Cuellar, you can quote me anywhere on that!

Carlos Cuellar is better than Koscielny, 100%!!!

Forget status, how many years has Koscielny had at Arsenal and how many good periods did he have? Last year when he put 3 months good spell together is all I can remember.

Mumu defender wey no sabi play offside, dey follow him man everywhere regardless of offside trap, gets bullied all the time and not a game passes where you cannot pinpoint one mistake from Koscielny.

Kai, a ninja so poor that Mertesacker sometimes looks like an improvement.

Thats just Koscielny, the BEST of the defenders that Debo claimed are better than Carlos Cuellar. How about mumu Djorou and Squillaci "the experienced French International" and a good signing according to the eediot who knows nothing except speaking grammar?

coogar: only fat charlatans admire sturridge - welbeck is head and shoulders above sturridge in terms of decision making and finishing! sturridge shoots when he should pass and he passes when he should shoot. he is a very frustrating player - torres is miles above him in terms of smart interplay and intricate passing........

Admire Sturridge?. . . no!

but I know what Sturridge can provide in terms of pure GOALS!!

Welbeck cannot compete with Sturridge in terms of pure finishing. . . anything else, Welbeck is ahead. . . but Welbeck finishes like a wet sack of. . . Torres!!

debosky: Like I said, I've disgraced you thoroughly on your own thread so keep adding to your legendary list of gaffes.

You disgraced me on my thread?

Imagine this eediot. You kept repeating same foolish lines and I got bored of your yarns.

debosky: How many chances did your beloved RDM give Sturridge?

Is this fool still on the loose?

A lot of people with vested interest in Torres have not given Sturridge a chance at SB.

Some are even yarning all sort of nonsense in the press about "Torres and Sturridge have not done it this season". . .Whilst some Chelsea fans are happy to claim Studge has not done it this season. . . as if Studge's season boils down to a 15 minute cameo.

Sturridge has that sharpness that will always score goals.

If Sturridge gets to play no9 in any club, I bet ma bottom $, he will score loads.

debosky: After I shut you up on your own thread by exposing your phoolishness you're coming here to chat rubbish eh?

Mr 'Cuellar is the CB that Arsenal needs', Mr 'Ancelotti brought the elixir of youth to Chelsea in his briefcase', Mr 'Drogba is finished because he stopped running' and Mr 'if Torres is a top striker, sending other strikers on loan is not a mistake' and numerous other gaffes. . . .should I continue?

We all know you chat shyte.

Carlos Cuellar compared to the w@nks called Koscielny, Djorou and Quillaci all of whom you backed? Carlos Cuellar is exactly the kinda defender your spineless bunch need, at the exact price you guys like to pay.

How far for Andre Santos? Has he gone back to Sao Paulo yet? Talk much, know jack. Efulefu!

N@ked Emperor!. . . or as Starboard call it - charlattan!! - the extra t stands for tw@t!!!

Word on the street. . . Torres is good at clearing headers from corners according to Benitez. . .


Please, this one wey dem dey yarn say Sturridge dey go Liverpool, dem get replacement for mind?

Debosky suffering a case of the emperor's clothes.

The most unknowledgeable poster on Nairaland Sports section finally being called out for his thin veneer of footie knowledge hiding under thick veneer of grammar!

I have saved a drowning friend in Amadi Creek and would jump in to save anyone in the water whether suicidal or not, because the effect on me to let anybody go would be bad knowing I had the power to change the situation.

You must grab the person from the back, put your arms under their armpit and lock their shoulder with your palm, and no matter how they struggle, you would swim away with them easily.

Reading this thread just let me know the level of ignorance in Nigeria, and the defeated psyche of the Nigerian populace.

Busy lauding a high school project.

Some foolish Professors even asking Government to sponsor the guy.

I bet he achieved a first class degree for this.

The guy that said his knockout travelled more than 35 metres wasnt lying.

Hooray! Nigerian university student plagiarises sugar rocket formula to make a rocket which ten year old boys are making all over the world and mumu journalist is lauding his achievement.

I dont know who is more at fault, the journalist or the foolish Professors.

Just google "sugar rocket" and you would know that the journalist who made this into a story deserves to be sacked immediately.

azpekuliar: Somebody needs to be recognised for consistently shifting in mediocre performances till date.

Lekkie abeg help me give this man im half-salute b4 you sef overtake am.

You don check table recently?

Your 120 point gap has been reduced to 61 points in 3 weeks. Na so e dey start. Watch this space!!

Trivial point but Jose Mourinho mostly employed diamond formation in 06/07 in order to fit Shevchenko and Ballack. This led to Robben and Duff being sidelined quite a lot that season. Ballack copped a lot of unfair flack for "ending Chelseas winning period" but truth be told it was the formation designed to fit in Shevchenko that failed Chelsea that season as well as Cech and Carvalhos injury in the Christmas period,

My argument has been consistent all year. Some dudes wanna throw lowblows in an attempt to muddy the waters, even dudes who hated Drogba till May 2012 . . . and would prefer to argue trivial matter about Jose Mourinho which is neither here nor there, yet has proved how featherbrained he is in the real argument of the season.

Just pay attention to the arguments we've been making since May, and you will see how the calculators keep clutching at new straws every new week whilst my argument has been consistent. . . and largely been proved right.

Who want salute who? No salutations given till May 15th mate. Who remember when Chelsea been dey lead table? Mscheeew!!!

I done tell this bagga Azpilicueta say Captain Amangala was there on May 15th. Salute me!!! My title dey my pocket!

If say I salute the bagga two weeks ago, na Rohan Riders I for dey salute now? Man cannot serve two masters.

Isnt it funny? The same guys who launched campaign to get some of our best performers out the team to "clear space for talent" are now coming back to give excuses for their non performance. "They are still in development", "Calculate how many games they've played ", "They are only 21", "They are too small" and yada yada yada.

Didn't they know all these when campaigning to "clear space"?

This week Benitez came out to say these boys have no physical or mental strength and they are losing confidence from being physically dominated. Yet some of our esteemed friend think "we dont have enough MaZaCars"

First of all, I have no problem with the new guys, neither would I blame them entirely for the recent run given that their striker is not firing,. . . their defensive midfielder was not built for them. . . and they are demoralised by Roman's actions recently. They are the spark we've needed to make a difference in certain games over the last few years but style doth not a team make. The style is only an add-on to a solid base.

But the technical director decided to overstock on style with no base. For one, Mikel is a no-no to carry such lightweight midfield.



I am tired of repeating myself consistently for months whilst others blame calculators, age, Lampard, need for more Matas, tiredness, RDM, and invent new DIAGNOSES of the problem every week.


Let's hark back to the summer :


May 29th 2012:

ibime: I believe Chelsea can carry Mata and Hazard physically, but not Torres as well. The centre-forward should be able to carry his physically-challenged playmakers by holding up the play and not immediately forcing them to go chasing the ball.

I believe two of your 4 forward players can be small (eg Goetze and Kagawa - although still tenacious in pressing high up which Mata and Hazard can do) but the other two should be strong (eg Grosskeutz and Lewandowski) to fill in the gaps when we lose the ball. If we have 3 or 4 weak forwards, that puts too much pressure on just 6 players to carry the team defensively. Hulk upfront is strong, but Hulks strength on the wing means nothing as he wont like dropping back to fill in for Mata and Hazard. Any wise manager would let Chelsea have the ball, then make use of overlapping full-backs (who Hulk, Mata, Marin and Hazard wont chase) to penetrate Chelsea.

Ramires is a good option to balance this effect however Ramires is a counterattack-only player and would not blend if these guys try to play football in the opponents half. Methinks Roman and Emenalo are making signings with the mind that Ramires will be one of the two central midfielders. They'll be in for a big surprise to find that the practicalities of keeping the team-shape solid may force the new manager to play Ramires as a winger to balance the weakness of Hazard and Mata, and for the simple reason that Ramires is poor in central midfield play.

Now check the eediocy of his statement:

debosky: If one of RDM's failings was letting Lukaku go on loan thereby overworking the remaining striker for example, how do you 'see improvement' when the same Lukaku is still on loan?

(1.) The same fool who said Torres is a top player now claims loaning out Lukaku is a mistake. If Torres (who's been healthy all season) is a top player, loaning out Lukaku should be no mistake.

(2.) The snake even takes his deception further by blaming RDM. Isnt the person who signs the players tasked with the responsibility of building the squad? Do you sign players without clearing space for them? You can't buy every single player, yet claim you didnt sell. Before you buy, you calculate who goes out to make space for your signings. Please see Nateevs if you need help calculating this simple fact.

These forking shapeshifters. . . .

debosky: When Benitez succeeds with this same team, I will use this same comment to browbeat your phat head till I knock the stoopid out of you.

[quote author=A-40]

debosky: "Benitez is already highlighting the failings of RDM"

That implicitly means he is doing something better so we should see improvement or what are you implying[/quote]

debosky: Highlighting a failing does NOT imply an improvement. If one of RDM's failings was letting Lukaku go on loan thereby overworking the remaining striker for example, how do you 'see improvement' when the same Lukaku is still on loan?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pl3vxEudif8

Famous words of Eziga United last season when Ipukulu Marines overturned his 200 point lead in less than 3 months: "It only takes one bad gameweek to crash!!!"

Take heed! Lalaboi would tell you all about that.

jackbauersballs: Has anyone else noticed Roman Abramovich's Slow but very steady decline on the Premier League Table?

Couple weeks back, Az was sat on the table with almost 200 points on me...

Today, the gap between us has been slashed to a mere 57 points...and I'm 17th

Kashmo that was chasing him has now left him in the dust...

SMH for the IGG warriors

Ibime was right afterall...

The story of the tortoise and hare was never told to him as a child.

Chrisbenogor: I am trying hard to pay attention but I nearly fell off the cliff looking at how low you were on the table I have even still got demba ba left on my team to play then I should get ahead of oga debo

Mscheeew. Look who's talking. I thought you were the Tobe Azikiwe leading league sef only to find out you are struggling with Deborah. You guys are just one good gameweek away from me plus I've got Ba to play plus points to come off the bench. If you need to know how close you are to Marines, ask lalaboi who was top ten last week.