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Carlotti was trying to say that Drogba uses jazz. Other strikers fold[b] psychologically[/b] in his presence.

Debo wont last long in H2H top 8.

I read this story few months ago. . .


http://nigeriafilms.com/news/9866/33/ex-ministerojo-madueke-son-allegely-beats-lady-sil.html



Days after Ufoma, a Nigerian model and actress raised public attention to what she called public assault by aides of Hon. Kuforiji, the Speaker of the Lagos House of Assembly- the son of former head of Navy is already in the middle of a controversy also bothering on assault and injury.

Ugonna, son of ADMIRAL ALLISON MADUEKE (former head of Navy) and the step son to current minister of petroleum MRS DIEZANI ALLISON MADUEKE is still in the books of men of the Bar Beach police station, Victoria Island.They want him to explain reasons behind his unpalatable actions last weekend.

The heavily built University of Maryland (USA) graduate was said to have brutalize a young lady at the opening of opening of Volar by Vutton in VI on Saturday 13 November 2010.

The misunderstanding between Ugonna and the said lady started when she tried entering the section of the club where He (Ugonna) and his friends were rollicking with expensive choice drinks and hot chics.

We gathered that the young man who is one of the biggest spenders in Lagos hangouts was ‘high in the spirit’ after taking a lot of drinks and spent amount close to a million Niara with his friends (Who are mostly silverspoon kids from the UK and USA)

Sources told us that it was a brutal experience for the lady over a small issue.

“If you see this dude. He is fat and stocky, using his power to cause bodily harm on a female. After failed attempts to rectify the problems with the club operators (because the guy was spending so much money all they could say was “sorry ma” and “can we offer you a drink”),disclosed our source

The young lady contacted the Lagos commissioner of police and three police vehicles full off officers came to the club. Ugonna was shouting obscene words and yelling ” bring the f, king DPO to me”, ”Ill call my chief security officers”, and continued to rant “Do you know who I am”. After 15 minutes of him tussling with the about 10 officers he was whisked away by a friend then later came back to retrieve his vehicle.

The young lady suffered bruised chins(ankles) a swollen lip and bruised knee causing a limp. She had to later seek medical attention.

Av been saying for the last 18 months that AVB need look no further than Nathaniel Clyne of Crystal Palace for the right-back slot. Between Clyne and Ivanovic we should be well settled for that spot. Ivanovic there to step in as needed because you cannot trust any youngster fully over a long period of games, . . . but those two alone would suffice for that position.0

Despite all this sermon, you are the only one on FPL who doesnt know David Silva is sine qua non for any serious team?

Sigurdsson is an interesting prospect, but for now, ma midfield is full. I will consider him  should any injury occur.

Lets review this conversation end of February by which time you would prolly be out of the title race.

ritchboy:
You are a blunt tool! Shame no even catch you?

Anyone with half a brain knows next week is the best week tactically to wildcard. I'm overjoyed you and your comrades have blown your feet off with an RPG.

You can celebrate your lucky "bonus" one point victory while I'm chilling at the top and you're scrapping for a top-8 place. . . When i zoom 50-80 points away from you over the next few weeks in the main league, i WILL mock you.

Noted,. . .


Although only a fool would think next week is the best week to wildcard as all the big boys play each other so there is no upside. . .

Nigga talking wildcard this and wildcard that like wildcard is a panacea. Whether wildcard or no wildcard, Ipukulu Marines stay copping points due to extraordinary managerial acumen and tactical wisdom. The only ninja Im keeping an eye on is Chigurh FC cos whilst I keep gaining ground on all the ninjas ahead, he is the only one maintaining his distance and even extending it. In the final shakeup, Ipukulu Marines, Chigurh FC and TBoogie will be the only ones scrapping for the title.

I no dey call name cos that would mean going through the archives to show ninjas. . . which I aint got time for. . . . but some ninjas seem to wear the accusation like they own it.

ritchboy:
How does it feel to know you're headed for your third straight loss against Sir 4k-A-Lot? Huh!?!?!

I laugh in Borokiri!!!


EDITED!!!

A case of a fool opening his mouth before the fat lady finish the last stanza.

I told you Silva would cop 2 bonus boints.

I especially loving defeating ninjas by a solitary point. It makes the victory sweeter.

My victory was the victory of the unexpected bonus points. . . 3 points for Enrique and 1 point for Valencia plus an extra 2 for Silva.

Talk shyt now punk!

Certain ninjas keep recycling ma old bars. . .

They know who they are. . .

I cant read a verse from some ninjas without seeing a rhyme lifted from me and rephrased. . .

Thunder fire Dzeko for frustrating Aguero.

Still, 2 bonus points for Silva should see me through against Bitchboy. Fingers crossed.

Seun:
God question.  Imagine that under normal conditions, you're supposed to buy at 1000 liters at 55 Naira and sell at 65 Naira for a guaranteed profit of 10 naira per liter or 10,000 naira.  If you hoard the fuel for one month, you'll be able to sell at 68.4 naira or 13,400 naira profit.  So you'll make a bit more.  But the problem for you is that you would have made 100,000 naira during that same month by turning over your inventory 10 times instead of hoarding the fuel.  Hoarding is not worth it unless you can make more than what you would have made by selling normally. And a gradual increase in price over a long period of time minimizes the amount you can make by hoarding relative to the cost of hoarding.

Simple. . . you simply delay the process by a month and still turn inventory 10 times over the following month. . . and the following month. . . and so on and so on. . . you simply running on -1 month purchase schedule. . .

Mehn. . . all of Prolific cockblockers boys are returning points galore today. Nathan Dyer want kill me.

I still trust my Man Citeh contingent to get the job done though!

Hey Debo, you beat me to it.

This is the reason why GEJ sneaked the price in like a thief in the night cos if he announced April 1st deadline, the marketers woulda just hoarded petrol until April when they could make a killing.

The scenario we just painted shows why anything short of a vigorous fight against corruption will always fail, a situation which rendered GEJ's Government dead on arrival. So much for "continuity" as the OP was preaching during election time. There is no getting past the fact that any Government who is soft on corruption is a cancer to the Nigerian people.

An unwise suggestion.

I would import millions of barrels of PMS and put in storage for 1 year.

At the end of one year, I would get an extra (0.85k x 52) = N44.20 per litre.

That is 70% return in one year (on my original price of N65 + N44.20 I have gained by hoarding PMS for the year)

I would do the same the following year and the year after, guaranteeing 70% returns for the next 3 years. No other business would give me such returns.

All this would do is create extreme fuel scarcity for the next 3 years as fuel importers will hoard fuel waiting for the price to rise.

ritchboy:
FPL = 50% skill, 50% luck. I can only put out the best possible team and hope they deliver. In fact on second thought i doubt you put out a better team than i did.

On paper - My better players:

VdV(Wolves home) > Valencia(Bolton home)
Mata(Sunderland home) > Silva(Wigan away, slight injury doubt)
Krul(QPR home) > Lindegaard(Bolton home, major rotation risk which would've resulted in Mignolet at Chelsea)
Santon > Simpson
Baines(Villa away) > Assou-Ekotto(Wolves home)

Yours:

Enrique(Stoke home) > McAuley(Norwich home)


Evens:

Adebayor(Wolves home) = Aguero(Wigan away)
Walters(Liverpool away) = Savic(Wigan away, medium rotation risk)

Any objections?

You are a big mugu.

I would tell you why everything you wrote here is wrong but I dont wanna give you tips for the future. 

ritchboy:
See why you won't win the league. . . You've intentionally set yourself up to lose a transfer/4 points making an unnecessary trade for a player that might not even play, not to mention the money you'd lose getting Kompany back in. Otu oshi!!

You've just wildcarded yet your defenders fixtures next week read: Man City away, Spurs, Fulham away, Bolton away, Sunderland away,and you have to play 3. . . At this point i no longer consider you a rival

Come back to me in 2 weeks to see how I managed to pull it off. 

You still get mouth after the points you just posted this week?

Savic will be out in 2 weeks and Kompany back in. Wetin concern you?

Mancini doesnt trust Richards defensively much less to play him CB. You prolly thought Lindegaard would not play either innit?

^^^Lamps has never done anything spectacular. He is a cog in a machine like most central midfielders. . . but he is the ultimate hunter that guarantees points on board!

Some boys done forkop this week. . . . but not Ipukulu Marines!

Its not a fluke man, come on.

Lamps had done that a hundred times before.

lalaboi:
Did you see the goal?

Are you saying it was a fluke?

Lamps done deliver too many points for this AVB guy.

Ramires just dey throway through passes wey mesef go make easily

dayokanu:
Big boy like you no get cable

Amnesty money no reach your side?

I am thinking Sunderland might equalize if Chelsea doesnt watch it

We dont get Saturday 3 o clock matches in UK.

Make una give me link abeg. Ma links are down

Make una give me link abeg. Ma links are down

All ma links are down.

Abeg someone hook me up with a link

jmaine:
Bros, am not in anyway putting words in your mouth . . .Just acting as a check so people don't polarize it along party or tribal lines . . . maintaining objectivity in this thread was my aim . . .

The curfew imposed in other states (Kano,Kaduna, and Niger) was due to the carnage caused by criminal elements who hijacked the peaceful protest to unleash mayhem  .The wall street protesters and the G20 submit guy who died did not go on rampage attacking individuals or destroying or burning government properties . . .We don't have the mechanism yet to apprehend defaulters after they have left the scene of crime, coupled with the overstretched police force saddled with the order of maintaining civil decorum in such circumstances . .just like what the British government was able to achieve, by arresting most of those who rioted recently . .

The only way to forestall law and order in the face of this challenge is to impose a curfew until normalcy returns . . .Just like the process Kaduna state government is adopting, by gradually reducing the curfew hours as security concerns drop .

We know why the curfew in some Northern States was imposed.

Can you tell me why the South Eastern States imposed curfew?

jmaine:
You are again very correct . .so when people decide to critic . .they won't say crack down on peaceful protests is only a thing of the PDP . . .we must all speak against it, no matter the personalities involved cos it is evil . .

This does not in anyway deflect the point that both actions were against the values of true democracy . . .brutalizing protesters is even more grievous than a curfew . . .though both measures negate freedom of speech and expression we are all meant to enjoy

You put words in mouth cos in no way was my criticism of FG mutually exclusive of any undemocratic action such as Lekki.

However curfew is 100 times more grievous that beating protesters. Telling the people they cannot walk on their own streets to make their voice heard to the Govt they chose is more grievous. We have seen protesters beaten in Occupy WallStreet, protesters killed in G20 summit in Rome, protester choked to death in London anarchist riot, but Goddamn any of those countries should they impose curfew. A protester factors in that some Police officers may go overboard in their duties and this is a risk they are willing to take to be out there on the street. The last curfew I remember in the West was the Paris riots of seven or eight years ago.

jmaine:
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Fine, you are very correct . . .Now , what happened to the Lekki protesters that were beaten, tear gassed and brutalized by both the police and the thugs  . . . Was he holding the tenets of democracy then . . .

And PDP can criticise ACN for that. However, there was no curfew in Lekki.

The job of the citizen (you and me) is to criticise all forms of undemocratic actions by Government.

ritchboy:
I see most managers have knee-jerked and wildcarded. . . But even without wildcarding i still put out a better team than 'em. Nuccahs should hang they heads in shame!

You need your head checked if you think that nonsense team you put out is better than mine.

You have no ManUtd and no Citeh representation.

Of course you might pull a fluke and win, but my team is set up for the medium term. I aint looking at you dudes, Im looking past you!

The opposition is by definition a protest party and is supposed to lead and encourage protest much like the Labour Party in the UK would stand with the trade unions against the Conservative Government.

It is a shame that so-called educated people like NaijaKing would even try to justify FG stance on this issue. I wont bother talking about Beaf cos he is a madman.

Here's what I wrote on the other thread:


ACN states are the only states to allow the people protest freely without imposing curfew.

The curfew imposed by PDP states is completely undemocratic and totalitarian. In a democratic dispensation we must always defend the right to protest.

I have never seen a curfew imposed in any truely democratic or Western country except serious violence is at play. Even during the London riots, we had no curfew. Anarchists and such protest on a monthly basis in the UK and we have no curfew.

Who gave the PDP Governors carte blanche to impose a curfew?

Do people actually know what it means to impose a curfew?

Curfew is not something you pull out from your backside just like that, and certainly not something you use to curb peaceful protest. It may seem like a regular occurence to Nigerians, but it has no place in a democracy except serious violence comes into play.

Hey OnlyTruth, who made you Eze Ndigbo on Nairaland? 

Igbo enwe Eze. Abi you done break tradition?


Anyway RIP to Ikemba, but I think this is a bad idea. One only "fasts" to a deity, not a human.

If you drop your email, I'm sure people will respond to you.

Social attitudes toward pidgin have changed for the better in the last 12 years however it is still considered an informal language. Some decades ago it was considered a faux pas to use it amongst the middle and upper classes (who would only use it when talking to people from lower classes), but now its often used in everyday conversation.