₦airaland Forum

You don't have to be a dreamer to know every party will rig. Na who get power pass na I'm go win, and that's Fee Dee Fee.

Tooting and Mitcham? I no dey for all those South London runs abeg!

We all played footie to a level where we were the best in school or uni or whatever, but as my friend said, if you're not playing footie now, save the stories for the grandchildren!!!

See after all de argument, dem come be long lost pals.

It is good to hear commentary and analysis from fellow footballers, unlike Debosky with his belle-face antics.

@ OP,

Its her personal money now so why una dey stress unaself. She earned it teaching English at Bayelsa College of Education.

Sagamite,

Abeg where you dey when Beaf dey terrorise this section since. Please help us police the "rascal" at least until after April elections so we fit hear word for this section.

Quote from dbells:


April polls: First Lady gives fund to female candidates
News Mar 24, 2011

BY DANIEL IDONOR

ABUJA – FIRST Lady, Dame Patience Jonathan, Wednesday hosted over 809 female candidates from all the registered political parties nationwide and doled out undisclosed amount of money to each of the candidates for the April polls.

The candidates, who were treated to a dinner at the Banquet Hall of the Presidential villa, Abuja, are those that made the Independent Electoral Commission, INEC, list for the 2011 general elections .

Mrs. Jonathan held dialogue with the female candidates who had won their primaries, the first in history by any First Lady in Nigeria.

Through her Women for Change and Development Initiative, she gave out undisclosed amount to five female governorship candidates, 88 women contesting for senatorial seats, 218 House of Representatives and 493 state Houses of Assembly candidates.

- Would jonathan and dame umblerra leave anything in the treasury after the election? i dey fear o!




Don't you know that the Jonathan's purse and the public purse are one and the same? Ask Bayelsa.

Someone who never had money before does not know how to manage money when they see it. Everything must be largesse. Even transport fare na $50,000.

Is this the new style of campaigning?

Goodluck to Nigeria because this year is the year of 111?

No comment. Hehehehehe.

The proliferation of Ohakim praise singers on the web these days have given me cause to believe that Ohakim has now made good on his promise to provide employment for the 10,000 graduates he swindled sometime last year.

At least ten of these graduates have been assigned to Nairaland, and all they have to do to justify their wages is open a couple of topics on Ohakim per day.

@ Eziachi can maybe give us update on Fidelis Oyakhilome and what he's doing now, whether he's a millionaire or not etc.

oyb:
Well let me tell you something, you might got more cash than me
But you ain't got the skills to eat a nigga's backside like me
And if you really want to show off, we can get it on
Live in front of the cameras on your own sitcom
I'll let you kick a verse, bleep it, I'll let you kick em all
I'd even wait for the studio audience to applaud [cheers]

Hahahaha. . . . I never knew you were a Canibus fan

Babasoty, no fall my hand!

I know your family to be one of integrity!

Please drop all this cunny cunny argument.

All we are seeing here is dribbling by someone who would use any means to wriggle out of debate.

He would change the dates at moment's notice, ask for expo, give all sorts of excuses.

Same thing he said when Atiku asked for debate.

Me I done already know say no PDP candidate can ever turn up for debate without pre-arranging the questions because they would grill them on some issues that would make them squirm.

If he is brave, he should go and attend the youth debate instead of spending time with his pet Agama Lizard.

So he is now agreeing with Soludo shebi?

So what was all their argument about a couple of months ago?


Hear him:

confetti:
"The 2011 budget is supposed to signal the beginning of fiscal consolidation, but we now have another expansionary budget, which is unimplementable.

So Aganga thought last year's budget was a one-off?

No worry Aganga, welcome to GEJ politics of settlement. The budget will continue to grow as everybody in PDP must be bought off.

I can't believe some don't know wetin be snake tomato. Abi una no dey go village?

A single snake tomato can make stew for a family of 4.

Much ado about nothing.

There is no best, everyone has their preference.

Biggie had a great voice, delivery and nice flow.

But when you talking about the best, ask those rappers who learned from the best.

Ask any ill rapper in New York where they got their style from and they would tell you Kool G Rap.

I don't believe anybody is the best, but if you try to learn from Biggie, you end up sounding like Shyne and Gorilla Black. If you learn from Pac, you end up sounding like lil Zane and Master P. . .or Bamsyle!!! Hehehehe

If you learn from Kool G Rap, you end up sounding like Nas, AZ and Big Pun.

@ Otokx and other UNIPORT alumni,

She has a bachelor of education in Biology and Psych.

The biology department is off the hook, but the "education" department is now under scrutiny!!!

The OP must be one of those villagers whose monarch was kidnapped by Ijaw boys a couple of months ago.

@ OP,

Pele iya.

Dayo,

You get time sha! The Enugu mumu topic is so ridiculous, na only Yaba left wey dem go take this kain topic serious.

@ Eziachi,

How is Governor Oyakhilome (Rivers State) doing these days?

Why should staff be transferred from GEJ campaign team to the executive arm without TUPE? Abi are they one and the same organisation?

Mike Omeri, by his spurious utterances in the direction of Buhari unwittingly opened up a subject GEJ has a phobia of - corruption.

Na So is from Bayelsa and he can't tell us a single thing GEJ did in his home state in 15 months.

Ask any Rivers Man what Amaechi did in his first 9 months and you will get a list longer than your arm.

Na So, let's assume that the Federal situation is complex and no one can perform on Federal level in 12 months. . .OK, for the final time, please tell us what GEJ did in Bayelsa!

How you go come market with no goods to sell?

Why should the rest of the nation be made to eat Bayelsa's vomit?

@ Na So,

I'm on my phone so I can't go point for point.

PTF first budget was implemented in Jan 2006. Abacha died in May abi June 2008. So yes, give or take a few months, Buhari produced in 2 years with PTF what he did.

Secondly, yes, GEJ left N18bln - N58bln debt in Bayelsa, none of which he ever claimed was left by Alams. He torpedoed Bayelsas economy to help PDP fight 2007 elections.

I asked you to tell me what GEJ did in his 15 months as Bayelsa and all you can do is go on my points.

If you want to know what Buhari did in his tenure, then you are either blind or wilfully ignorant because we have proliferation of threads on Buhari's achievements. Please check the thread by Dayokanu "I didn't know" or check Jarus thread on "Buharism". Am on my phone so I can't help you with that.

When I enter PC, I will deal with all your points, none of which point to even a minute achievement by the incompetent and morally bereft philanderer called GEJ.

And even the oil in Ondo state is in the Ijaw swamp. Hehehehe. Nama!

Emir's have been paid off or are scared of being told by their people they are not wanted. . .

What happened last time to the Emir of Guzzau? Shebi the crow chanted "we don't want this Emir" cos he collected money from GEJ.

Why is Ijaw not on that list?

Abi OP dey smoke something?

The rest of una still dey dance on land, we don graduate. . . . na inside water we dey dance now!

Nonsense people!

[quote author=na_so link=topic=629432.msg7970998#msg7970998 date=1300895399]Before we get deep into this , I want to to get somethings straightened.


1. Nigeria actually deserve a leader better than the pack eyeing the nations NO1 seat,  But of the lot, GEJ is the best for now.
2.  Gej was governor of Bayelsa for just a little over 1 year( say 15 months)
3. Gej has been president for just 1 year or less.

Now before we delve into his achievements so far, I want you to set the tone, by simply stating what your realistic expectations are from a president in 1 year in a country like Nigeria expecially when the president starts at the tail end of his predecessors tenure like ALAMS and UMYA?

I will risk assuming that you are not part of the pack that want him to state his achievements as deputy governor and VP.  

When you do this,  I will start and we 'll take it from there to the reasons why I am sticking with GEJ(NOT PDP). Waiting . . . .[/quote]Guy, we did not wait 15 months to see the effect of Amaechi's work in Rivers State.

Nor did we wait 15 months to see Fashola, Chime or even Oshiomole in action.

Buhari was President for 18 months, and his policies are remembered for a lifetime.

Buhari was PTF head for 2 years and people remember what he did.


What did GEJ do in Bayelsa State? It's a simple question.

All we know is that he opened Bayelsa's coffers for PDP campaign in 2007, and his wife planted a few hundred million worth of flowers in the state (inbetween being dragged up twice by the EFCC). We also know that he left Bayelsa in N18 bln - N58 bln debt (depending on who you read) from a surplus position in 15 months only.

We also know he has managed to blow $30bln from our ECA account (in the same 1 year time-frame you claim is too small).


So please tell us what he did in Bayelsa, and lets see. . . .

Jencejyde:
@ Hannie I'll just pass you by, looks like you have a problem, Sad backside P.O.S! simple discussion and your mouth is already running, Shame, such a shame, If you cant argue constructively, then maybe you should go and watch Ben 10 or something, whats your point with th STFU, say it in full, lets hear you, I wont bother trading words with you, i would be seen as silly too, so like i said, ill just move on.

Not everybody you meet online is a tout or nonentity, so show some respect if you want same. don't become a public nuisance ehn,

You dey mind Dr Kit?

He is the bully of the Arsenal thread.

Please call him to order cos all dem Gayyners dey fear am!!!

nateevs:
The dude was spilling out info about Chelsea transfer targets in an interview. He even mentioned the names of the players he had come to watch. What a blunder!

Šime Vrsaljko RB.
Milan Badelj MF
Ante Vukušić STR.


silly to say the least. The Club denied it yesterday but I believe the news because I remember seeing reports last year that we sent scouts to look at Sime the RB.

He just made them cost £10m each.

I saw that in the paper today. . . . ridiculous! . . . and by the way, why is he still scouting players when he is assistant manager?

A man's hunger is getting worse, yet he is still waiting for Oyinbo man to produce (Swiss-account-transferred) GDP figures so he can convince himself that his belly is not grumbling.

^Its a case of damned if you do, damned if you don't.

Unfortunately, we have no credible opposition to the PDP in the South, so the inclusion of Utomi and Momodu would help to guard against any opposition front being seen as part of the "born to rule" mentality of the North.

As for me, I'm only concerned with competence, that's why I've been waiting months for you (Na So) to put forward a sellable record of achievement from GEJ's time as Governor of your home state. You better than anyone should be in a position to do so. The floor is open. . . .

Any common opposition front must include Utomi and Momodu to prevent a "northern concensus" candidate alienating the South. The argument should be based on competence not ethnicity, and on that ground, either Buhari or Ribadu trump GEJ.

Sorry, Im not reading this well. Someone please summarise.

I always respected Eldee!!!

Carry go Eldee!!!