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nateevs:
If Fergie was Chelsea manager, Torres, Lampard, Malouda, Anelka, Essien will all not play.

And who would play? Ramires, Mikel and Zhirkov?

Abegi, you and your fantasy footie need to go to sleep.

If Fergie was Chelsea manager, he woulda bought wingers in the summer, but given the same set of players, everybody you named there would play except Torres.

If na lie, give us your Chelsea 11 make we laugh small.

Well, well, vain hope!

Drooooooogbaaaaaaaa!!!!

Eliminated like a bytch two years in a row. Bye Ancelotti.

As for RA, spending ridiculous sums on a woman-wrapper striker when the team has been missing wingers for the last 4 years, I believe he should learn that strikers don't make a team. Fergie has long known that wing is the best form of attack and that's why he's been successful over and over.

ritchboy:
For the doubles i've got Cech + Luiz + Lamps on ma payroll from Chelsea, RJ + Carr from Brum, & RVP + Nasri from Arsenal, you only have RVP + Nasri. . . How you wan do am?

You'd have to take a 16 point hit to get where i'm already at!!

This means that Borokiri Boyz will have a 3 point advantage over Gaylords next week.

And Avantgarde is playing A-11 (walkover), so Gaylords will be dragged back into the relegation mix with Avantgarde.

This was written before the 2003 elections.

And besides, it is written in praise of Buhari.

Sanusi does not support Buhari re-contesting but says he will vote for him.

Its like me saying I dont want my father to run for election, but I will vote for him.

OP should read Buharism by Sanusi.

Thank God for Duduspace. I foresee a walkover next week to edge Borokiri Boyz closer to qualification.

This is no news. Niger Deltan oil was the pacification pill that allowed the military to stay out of politics and still reap profits.

IBB, Danjuma et al are also involved.

Lamps is the best player this season. You lot were losing like there's no tomorrow when he was out injured. He's still the fittest player in the team, only Ramires and A Cole providing competition for fitness, and am sure he's copped more than 10 goals in the 4 months he's played so far.

Am sure that A-40 said in January last year that Lamps was poor, yet he finished the season with 27 goals and nigh on 15 assists. As for Nateevs, he's always had red eye for Lamps, I guess Diego is the man to replace him. Hehehehehe.

Once again, central midfield has been the only functioning area of the midfield over the last few years. You put niggas like Nani, C Ronaldo, Sanchez on the wing, lemme see any team that can defeat us.

I can't speak for Essien this season due to uncertainty about his real age, but I can speak for Lamps and Ballack, two of the biggest midfield generals in the Prem over the last few years.

Looks like Debo will be the odd one out.

Don't worry Debo, Ill give you a chance to manage Borokiri Boyz in the knockout stages cos Ill be incognito for a couple of weeks. Don't get excited. I know managing Borokiri Boyz even for a week would be the pinnacle of your career. Just go and brush up your CV and take your UEFA A licence before then, otherwise Borokiri players will see through your incompetence! hehehehehe

22 page document on what to do when you meet someone. Na so madness dey start.

Once again, when you have two parts of the country pitted against each other, election is the worst drug you can give to such a sick nation. Ivory Coast needs a referendum on seperation, not elections. The 45% Southerners who voted Gbagbo will make the country ungovernable for Outtara and vice-versa.

Why should French troops hand him over to the rebels? Do they not think the rebels might "Samuel Doe" him?

Nik Sarkozy is a real f*ggot. What happened to UN tribunals and all that? Or are the rebels supposed to hold the tribunal?

Sarkozy has been pursuing some nonsensical imperialist foreign policy in recent weeks in order to take minds off his impending defeat at the polls.

First off, he backed an unorganised "Al-Quaeda-influenced" rebel group in Libya.

Then he attempts to force through election results in a country that needed balkanisation, not elections.

Then he arrests Gbagbo and instead of following due process and shipping the dude to The Hague, he hands him over to the rebels.

Anyone who thunk DD had a stormer on Wednesday can have a free checkup at specsavers courtesy of moi.

First, let's make it clear that dude should be lauded for his industry in comparison to the ghostly Torres, but my definition of having a stormer isn't picking the ball on the halfway line, making blind runs into trouble and wasting the calories of his teammates who made effort to run into position to receive the pass. Secondly, every play broke down at the feet of Drogba and Torres, so any troglodyte spewing bunkum about Lamps should be checked to assess his sanity. Once again, I have to reiterate the point that the only functioning area of our attacking play comes from Lamps, Anelka. Every other player is a weak link this season, although Ramires is stepping up slowly and Kalou contributes when given the chance. I have always maintained that Lamps and Ballack in particular contributed more than their fair share to the Chelsea cause, sometimes having to literally carry the ball from defence to attack by themselves, with no decent wingers to stretch play and give them space to operate. Chelsea is the only team competing consistently at the top level on a yearly basis without decent wingers, and that has been chiefly down to the combativeness and application of our central midfield.


And BTW, did Debo say that DD is finished? I hope its not because he "simply stopped running". Hehehehehe.

The OP can only sell this story to the gullible.

The movers and shakers of Yaraduas kitchen cabinet were Ibori, Saraki, Aandoaaka and the Borno Governor (forgot his name), and they're all in the PDP.

Well done to JEGA1 and well done to JEGA2 for appointing him. Hopefully JEGA2 will follow his mates Bankole and co out the door.

Keep it coming guys. I'm encouraged to see Nigerians making their voices heard.

Negroes please!

^^Porto coach is Lampard and Drogbas mate and he just won league title and is in UEFA semi-final.

Sorry, Torres is lacking both physically and mentally.

He has not been the same for the past 2 years.

The dude has no friends at Chelsea except his fellow loser Ferreira, and you often seem muttering to himself on the pitch like somebody completely bereft of confidence.

I can't believe Abramovic torpedoed Chelsea's slim chances of conforming to the forthcoming Financial Fair play rules by buying the guy. I hope Platini can be corralled to drop that plan, otherwise we're finished.

That single signing torpedoed everything at Chelsea, including team morale, financial standing and even formation.

Wait till you see Luiz asking for £175,000 like Torres. Thats was how Terry and Lamps starting asking for £120,000 because they felt they were better than Shevchenko!

Although Drogba was shyte last night, making silly runs into trouble in the centre of midfield, he still offered himself whilst Torres was like a ghost. When DD was substituted, you could see the impact of Torres on team morale, cos everyone knew that was a political substitution, not the right substitution.

Meanwhile, when I saw this boy Diego Costa playing for Athletico Madrid at the weekend, I had to widda at our financial profligacy when a dude like Diego Costa (who plays almost exactly like Aguero) would be available for pennies. Lemme not jump the gun and hail the Costa boy cos his record up till now is not smashing, however, there are many sub-£25m strikers like Hulk and Luis Suarez who would produce 10 times more than Torres, and actually offer something to team play apart from goalscoring.


Secondly, some wise ones here said two years ago that Essien should be sold because of "African factor" and some would have none of it. The end result is new five year contract for Essien which would yield nothing for Chelsea except financial heartache!!!


Finally, I mentioned some weeks back that Zhirkov now plays like Ferreira. Look at the way he runs. There's no more strength in his legs! You would think he appeared on the pitch immediately after a marathon sex session with a Calabar girl!!!


Infact, this squad has no prospects except Luiz, Ivanovic, Cole, Terry (sometimes) and Lampard. . . . and even Ramires is looking like one of the better players who pulls their weight!


Anelka, Kalou and Malouda are decent squad players.


Everybody else needs to be shipped out!!!


I've been crying Gervinho's name since Beijing 2008. . . .when will someone at Chelsea answer me?!

Jonathan will bribe the whole country till we're in debt.

This is not news. We all know GEJ is the master of politics of settlement.

@ Debo,

But according to some, DD was having a stormer.

Once again, I must reiterate that a 4-4-2 needs clever mobile forwards that can drop deep, pull wide and keep possession. Rooney showed us the perfect example of that. That's why I need to get a fax across to Lotti that if he wishes to play 4-4-2, Anelka-Kalou is his best combination.

Abegi complete the subs by bringing off Torres for Kalou.

We need Mikel, if only to pack the midfield. I dont believe in 4-4-2 in Europe. Rooney is just dropping into the space behind Essien and causing all sorts of katakata.

We are carrying 3 passengers in this game, Torres, Bosingwa and Zhirkov (the new Ferreira).

I keep saying that if we wanna play 4-4-2, then Kalou and Anelka is the best combination. They have the movement and the skills to trouble Utd. None of our strikers is contributing to the midfield like Rooney is doing. Add the fact that Zhirkov is jogging, we are too light in the middle.

Please I don't want any Chelsean crying after this match, cos what we're seeing now is what I expected.

And BTW, anytime Bosingwa is in the team, you can always expect a goal down his side.

GEJ specialises in digging up extravagant projects so he and his boys can eat. That was his style in Bayelsa and that's his style now.

Chei! See as Schalke scatter Inter! Up Bundesliga!

@ Dayo,

Apart from Robben, has any other player performed better Goetze this season?

FFS, there's so many young killer in Germany these days, I don't think Marko Marin can make the squad ever again. Niggas like Goetze, GroesKutz, Sidney Sam and even young Draxler are tearing it up. Even Friedrich and the tall donkey would struggle with the likes of Howedes (the young Schalke and Dortmund CBs, Ove forgotten which is which) coming through. I'm even surprised that Beck can't get in the team, then switch Lahm to left-back.

Question: Is Wilshere much better that Goetze? The way English start ranting and raving when they get one decent player, you would think other countries don't have such players.

If Gaylords and AvantGarde are meeting next weekend, that means Borokiri Boyz only need 2 wins in 4 to secure qualification.

Vidic had 2 chances to cop a red on Saturday. You guys seem to be forgetting his cynical foul in the second half.

And who says the Ba chance wasn't a goal scoring chance. What else would you call a striker bearing down on goal having controlled a long ball. Even if you guys said he wasn't in control of the ball, he had 10 yards in front of him with which to control the ball before meeting Kuzczak.

Sorry, I disagree with this.

Why should Oyinbo man tell us how to spend our budget?

15% is too much for Health spending for a developing country.

Call me heartless, but we should weight our priorities toward those things that earn us cheddar.

Why dont UN or whoever go and tell China to spend 15% on Health. Shebi they currently spend about 10%.

@ Somze,

So you dey hear dey yarn megedefegede, you never come greet us for Chelsea thread?

Which kain yarns you dey yarn sef say PDP brought mobile telecoms to Naija. I guess Guinea Bissau, Gambia and Senegal are also controlled by PDP cos I also see them making calls and selling recharge cards.

Abegi, mobile comms came to Africa when it did and everybody got it, even in countries way way poorer than Nigeria. What did PDP have to do with it?

The technology became available. Simples.

What does Vidic have to do to cop a red card in this league. Shoot someone?