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^^Dele, you are an ode, just like your name ODE DELE

We need to investigate what V3 was really doing on top that building. He better be a civil engineer or builder or something. Its either he was smoking some kinda weed I haven't yet come across or he was shagging some missus and flipped over at the point of ejaculation. Perhaps PHCN cut off his light and he was attempting to reconnect himself or perhaps he was adjusting his TV antenna in order to tap cable from his next door neighbour. The most likely scenario is a suicide attempt after the Chelsea game. Dayokanu may be right about Gayyners after all.

Was he smoking weed on top of the building?

Good to hear he only broke an arm. Na small ting.

From now on, I go dey call am Humpty Dumpty.

Ride on Sanusi, Mr Central Banker of the year for subsaharan Africa. The fake pastor go soon enter kirikiri for colonic examination. Detractors go chop mud. This conviction is one of the only pieces of good news under GEJ's administration so far. I hope Beaf will cite this conviction as evidence of GEJ's good work. Hehehehehe.

That Odili is a devil is not in doubt. My advice to these guys is to scrap their investigations and start from blank sheet, not working along enquiry lines for motives Jonathan has already established. It is not impossible that IBB is behind this, however that is only one of several possible lines of enquiry. The logical thing is to find the bombers then work backward from there. I am 70% sure the trail stops dead with Okah and his overzealous efforts to put Resource control back on the agenda, rather than any other reason. If I am wrong fair enough, but trust me Nigerians will not be satisfied with these noises coming from FG if they do not finally lock away Babangida. In the same way that FG planned to set EFCC on Soludo to tie him up and render him powerless until elections, I believe GEJs endgame is simply to tie IBB up rather than any true search of justice.

It is also rather ironic that Gusau who was GEJs NSA and whose campaign is coordinated jointly with IBB, Atiku and Saraki should find himself linked by close association to the greatest breach of National Security in Nigeria. Brings to mind old debates where some prunes were hailing Gusaus security expertise both in the field of physical security and banking security. Hehehehehehe

None other than Odili in keeping with the IBB theme

^ Abi the guy dey lie. How come all the NURTW thugs all wear Arsenal shirts?

Jonathan is just as cynical and calculating as the rest. Trust me, Bayelsan politics is no bed of roses. They are all assassins, and fraternise freely with assassins. Nigeria can survive mediocrity. We could survive the mediocrity of the Gowons and even the Buharis. What we can't survive is PDP killers, the IBBs and Abachas. They're all devils. Even IBB would be regretting that he could not assassinate opponents as openly as these PDP guys routinely do to the likes of Bola Ige, Marshall Harry and AK Dikibo. IBB planted the seed, but these current set have taken it to next level, including GEJ. Imagine Mr President investigating N7bln Independence celebration that he formulated and forced on the nation by himself.

GEJ is simply making a mockery of Niger Delta agitation.

Femi Falana should be one of the most upright men in Nigeria today with proven track record. Just ask him if he has the name of the aide, and you will see GEJ is a barefaced liar and political crook who tried the most despicable means to make political capital out of a National catastrophe.

Knowall,

Just sharrap. Your heroes are thieves and they have been mystified. Dead body has already been buried and you are still here yarning opata.

Sanusi is man of the year for 2009. Kudos to his bravery. If Nigeria had more like him, we would all be happy with our lot.

Okah never disavowed armed struggle. Claiming Okah accepted amnesty is a ruse cos Okah was threatening violence the next day after he was released in interview with AlJazeera. Claiming Okah accepted amnesty is like saying Asari accepted amnesty in 2007.

In this whole episode, Okah is the only one close to principled.

The last statement is damning. Okah says GEJ claimed MEND didn't carry out the attack on the presumption that Okah would prevail on MEND to retract the statement.

Just like I said, Ateke has never been a member of MEND. He was only assisted in 2007 in his fight with Omehia because MEND wanted to recruit him.

Like I also said earlier, the only militants who were there at the inception of MEND were Boyloaf, Farah and Tompolo.

Okah is right. GEJ is not interested in Naija Delta. He only believes the politics of thuggery and election rigging, hence his refusal to meet the Aaron team. This is the main reason for MENDs dissatisfaction with GEJ because Yaradua had time to discuss the issues as presented by the Aaron team.

More to come. Stay tuned. . .

Duduspace is correct. Debo is wrong.

You can't start your data set from 2004. 2003 and 2002 is just as bad as current results, therefore 2004 should be considered an outlier and ignored.

Did we lose? Hehehehehe. Unserious people.

Thank God say no be WC qualifier.

@ De La Rue,

In the aftermath of June 12, Igbo position was hijacked by some political jobbers who formed alliance with Abacha. It was greatest chance for Ndigbo to heal all enmity with the West.

@ hax, 1st & 4th verse are from Wake Up Show album 1O years ago.

Anyone who followed Crooked back then knows that technically no one is foxing with him. If Elzhi is 8/10, Crooked is 10/10.

Pls go to youtube and type Saigon Scram Jones Crooked I

Quote from De La Rue:

However, I get d feeling dat if d Ibos make enough noise of their own now & not line up behing GEJ, people will actually find it difficult to deny them some support for the presidency. But, for some reason, d political leaders in d East dont seem to get it dat if the Ibos miss d opportunity in 2011, it will be a long time yet before they have a sniff of d Aso Rock's 'throne.'




Wrong hombre. If Igbos go for Presidency now, no problem. If they line up behind IBB for promise of 2015, they would have burnt all political bridges
in Nigeria, not just for their present conduct but their conduct in June 12 also.

If Jonathan zones 2015 to an Igbo, he will be defeating his own argument against zoning.

Let's get this right.

IBB is the mastermind.

Okah's boys carry out the bombing.

Ben Jessy and Chima Orlu are the 2 bomb specialists.

Eduware and Niger Delta Renaissance whatever are arrested.

Dokpesi is arrested for giving money to Edo and Eduwari or whatever.

What's the link again?

Until we find out the link between Eduwari, Ben Jessy and Chima Orlu, everything is mere speculation.

All na rough copy wey I dey copy and paste on my BB. I never edit am or arrange chorus etc yet.

An audio I'm working on called Bird Language. . .


To ginger means to motivate/
To add jara means to overstate/ To maiguard is to open gate/
To hammer is to get paid/ To cane is to get laid/
and your paddy is a friend or your best mate/
Pally na passport/Ashawo na prostitute/
To manage is to substitute/ Plastic bag na waterproof/ and manual rifle na cock and shoot/
Rojer is a bribe/ your homie is your guy/
and to kpai is to die/ Don't ask me why/
To find trouble is to instigate/ Follow follow is to imitate/
and if you no sabi book, you an illiterate/
Ojoro is to cheat/ palming is to copy/
and if you no hold your side, that means you sloppy/
to bribe is to settle/ to hit is to embezzle/
and if you accept amnesty then you be rebel/
If your eye done red, you dey vex/ to wire is to s.ex/
my turn done reach means I'm next/
to flash is to ring once/ Ikebe na big bons/
Modge na ding dong/ that make kele's sing song/
money na kishi/ strong head na agidi/
palmwine is palmi/ an older sister is sisi/
Maya na drink/ to shayo is to get drunk/ if I do you wayo, that means you get punked/
To supid is to mumu/ To blend is to confra/
or get protection from your juju/ like darkness cover/
to soji is to be aware/ I no send means I don't care/
And if I say drop something, then you better share/
You dey crase means your crazy/
A kele is a lady/ E fit be means maybe/
Chineke na God/ your peeps na your people/
If I say find your level, than means were not equal/
to oppress is to intimidate/ by showing your wealth/
My body dey singlet simply means I'm in good health/
Yellow sisi means a light skinned beauty/
and if you hold your side, that means you're doing your duty/
To yarn is to talk/ to bounce is to walk/
and to snuff is to sniff tobacco that looks like chalk/
Osiso means quickly/ Kawo means bring me/
No Bleep up means do it by the book. . .strictly/
To demo is to show off/ To waka is to go off/
and go slow na hold up/
Igbo is hemp/ Ode is olooko/
If I want stab you, I go carry knife chook you/
and God is Chukwu/ Some call him Olu/
and Celestial Church of Christ is O Obu/
Mermaid na mami water/ Abbatoir na slaughter/
If your a hawker, you most likely sell pure water/
Sabi sabi na ITK/ Wait first means time delay/
and if you be homo, then you might be gay/
Confra na cult/
To soak garri means to drink it with water and salt/
and Police say who goes there, that means HALT/
to augment is to assault/
and if I say my hand no dey, its not my fault/
To obtain is to take money by scaring guys/
and if I say you done come again, that means your telling lies/
No vex, means I empathise/
and if I say you dey do sme sme that means I'm getting vibes/
To shakara is to front/ Wetin is what d'you want/
and If you dey find bushmeat, that means you hunt/
To see shege is to suffer/ Momsie is your mother/
Your smallie is your other/ Oyigbo na Onyocha/
Aba made means its fake/ You too much means your great/
and if I see you later, that means we go relate/
Too form is to pretend/ to care is to send/
and if you done mud, that means it is the end/
If water don pass garri, its getting dangerous here/
If kasala done burst, then opeke done bia/
To misyarn is to talk shit/ You done win means I forfeit/
and Igbo man know say okporoko na stockfish/
Ajebo means your pampered/ I don vex means I'm angered/
and If you oscillate, that means you're a self-servicer/
Trouble is wahala/ Gown na Agbada/
and if your fufu colour is brown, na Amala/
To camel is too trek/ Ole means you'll get a tyre round your neck/
and if you wowo, then you probably look like Shrek/
To toast is to try to get a chick to lay pipe/
and if I say you dey one kind, then you're a strange type/

Fatfish, start making your own lines and stop palming riddles, jokes and one liners.

For all we know, they are just arresting Niger Delta Renaissance folks on presumption. Even the Eduware and Edo Aroh whatever are likely innocent victims arrested for no just cause.

The fact is that SSS told us the bombers are Ben Jessy and Chima Orlu. Until SSS arrest these two, everything else they are doing is probably political witchhunting.

lol

No dey give Christians bad name for here. MUMU.

Anybody who doesn't know by now that Knowall knows nothing really knows nothing

Davenchy no be the guy wey Eldee recommend hin overkilling remix last time?

Na lie. Try Again.

Who be de DBR sef? Make una yarn instead of all this code.

Dead bodi done die finish, Kafanchan still dey try resuscutate.

The fat binsh is guilty as charged and the pastor go soon follow. If Akingbola like, make in no go settle like Madam Ibru. Na 10 years den go give am because of agidi.

The only skewed result in the trend is 03/04. The trend hasn't changed since 2001 except for that blip.

You can blame it on Arsenals extra concentration to go unbeaten in 03/04, and you can also blame the fear factor of other teams in that season.

@ hax,

Crooked has several albums worth of material through several mixtapes, 3 unreleased albums etc. You're the one who only heard a couple freestyles.

Please, Elzhi is not on Crooked level, not even close. Stop quoting punchlines and rhymeschemes cos like you said yourself, Crooked has enough punchlines to bury anyone. Flowwise, they are in different stratospheres also. Voice, delivery, you decide yourself.